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I chopped the head off a 20 year old boy--my first (not really) Sideburns photoshop (1448 hits)

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Rating: 1.58 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Phinch (View user info) at 2004-11-30 16:13:03 EST


When all my roomates died in a freak gasoline fight accident, I became tremendously depressed. The only thing that saved me was the Sideburns Zoolander Center for People Who Don't Feel Happy.

Ladies and gentlemen-
and I use the term loosely...


I present MAGNUM!

SIDEBURNS.JPG (57 kB)

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Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-12-13 12:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

jared if you see this...
phinch.at.gmail.com

Submitted by Hooktad (user info) at 2004-12-10 13:44:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

boys and girls, if we're going to quote the greatness that is Derek Zoolander- let's at
least quote it right.
day spa- that's D-A-I-Y-E
Enough.

Enough? Now we're just making up words.
(Watch the special features, they will keep you busy for hours)

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-12-08 11:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Phinch, what's your e-mail?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-01 03:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/49386#990793

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-01 03:27:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You rat fucking bastard..

http://www.ubersite.com/m/49386

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:08:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You heard it here first, folks...

Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:04:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

MER-MAN PA!

Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:10:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Yep. Made me smile.

Submitted by Screwyouall (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

classy

Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahah,

is that sideburns?

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-11-30 19:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You rock my gay face off.

Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-11-30 17:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Hello, it's a day spa! D-A-Y-E! Not week!" Begins checking phone messages.

"You have twelve (slight pause) hundred new messages."

"That is a bit above average."

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-11-30 17:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Zoolander was a great movie, by the way.

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-11-30 17:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

master.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this is funny...unlike the movie which blew ass, save the gas sraying scene.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:47:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

MAGNUM gheyness that is - I see you are in the ready position to receive MAGNUM peener action!

BAHAHAHA

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/49386

Hypocrisy

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:36:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well done. Tigre did a very similar post a while back. http://www.ubersite.com/m/49386

Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:32:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for Asians! Or would you prefer AZN?

Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:32:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is going to blow away the crappy paint one I do.

Submitted by Grim_Hippie (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YES!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:19:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh man that's funny.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHA awesome!!!

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:17:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

JAWSOME

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Photoshop or MSPAINT?

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-11-30 16:14:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome


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