Do you have CFS?! (441 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.5 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Thored (View user info) at 2004-11-30 20:15:07 EST
Before taking the survey, read some sources to inform yourself on this plauge that has infected Uber. Some images may be shocking or confusing.
1) http://www.ubersite.com/m/52870
2) http://www.ubersite.com/m/52708
3) http://www.ubersite.com/m/52705
4) http://www.ubersite.com/m/52619
5) http://www.ubersite.com/m/52426
6) http://www.ubersite.com/m/51442
7) http://www.ubersite.com/m/51041
8) http://www.ubersite.com/m/50890
9) http://www.ubersite.com/m/50842
10) http://www.ubersite.com/m/50731
11) http://www.ubersite.com/m/49460
12) http://www.ubersite.com/m/49429
13) http://www.ubersite.com/m/49335
14) http://www.ubersite.com/m/49287
15) http://www.ubersite.com/m/49048
16) http://www.ubersite.com/m/48598
17) http://www.ubersite.com/m/47447
18) http://www.ubersite.com/m/46601
19) http://www.ubersite.com/m/46310
20) http://www.ubersite.com/m/44585
Concerned you may have CFS?
Take this simple survey.
When you walk down any street do people:
Hold their purses tighter?
Stair at your massive jaw in awe of its sheer size and inhuman nature?
Shield their children from your gaze?
Point and laugh?
Cry?
Homeless people give you their spare change?
Do you the Favor of smashing you in the jaw?
Turn the other way?
Women say things like "and I thought Gary Busey was ugly."
If you answered yes to any or all of these questions, you may have CFS. Chronic Fetish Syndrome is a problem that effects 1 in 215,000,000 Americans. Side effects include a massive Jaw, being extremely disfigured ( Mostly in the facial area), attraction to Russian men and children, and extreme depression due to your condition. If you feel to have CFS, be advised, treatments to the ultra rare disease are becoming available. Suicide is not your only option, solitary confinement often will rectify the problem.
User Reviews
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info)
Ranking: -1
I haven't been around long enough to understand the hate, but I hate hate, and I hate haters who hate hating hate, so I wonder what it is about this I hate...
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It's not hate, and I don't understand the first sentance of that.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I haven't been around long enough to understand the hate, but I hate hate, and I hate haters who hate hating hate, so I wonder what it is about this I hate...
I dunno...
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:47:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
(It was orginally a post about how many fucking Fetish posts there have been. Take note of the twenty links.)
But the post just fucking sucked.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
The guy is funny looking, no doubt, but the Fetish-bashing really has been done to death.
At least throw in a camwhore of your own and put your money where your mouth is.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:29:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fag.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:23:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pwnage