Ken Jennings: Jeopardy Champion No More (654 hits)
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Submitted by goleafsgo (View user info) at 2004-11-30 20:17:25 EST
Ken Jennings is no longer the Jeopardy Champion.
Tonight he lost to Nancy Zern in final Jeopardy.
Category: Business and Industry
Answer:Most of this firm's 70,000 seasonal, white-collar employees work only four months a year?
Question:
Nancy (correct): What is H & R Block
Ken (incorrect): What is FedEx.
And with that, Ken was no longer the Jeopardy champion. After winning $2.5 million, becoming the all time leader in money won on a game show (ahead of Kevin Olmstead on 'Who wants to be a millionaire?'), Ken has finally lost.
Amazing, yes. Incredible, yes. Believable, some would say no.
There have even been T-Shirts sold on eBay that read: "There are now three constants in life: death, taxes and Ken Jennings."
You can throw that shirt in the trash.
And so dear readers, Ken is no longer with us. Instead he'll go back to Utah, fuck his wife (if she even lets him) and go back to work $2.5 million richer (before he donates some of it to his church).
Join with me when we say, "Congradulations, you sick son of a bitch." I know I will, I don't have a wife to go home to and fuck (like most of the people on this site).
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Submitted by podium (user info) at 2004-12-04 18:35:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No shit.
-1 Because everyone knew about this long before you posted it
-1 Because no one cares
Submitted by doubleC (user info) at 2004-12-01 11:53:39 EST (#)
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I think he threw, "Fedex" is a fucking bullshit answer. No way could he have thought that was correct. Maybe he got paid by the producers to go down, I mean he was killing their pocketbooks. I can just see some seedy ill lit room behind the Jeopardy stage.
"Throw this one tonight and we'll give you another million Mr. Jennings."
"But c'mon guys I could go on winning forever, why don't I just win another million, it doesn't make sense for me to stop. Plus I love the idea of being able to donate more money to my church when I finally do decide to stop. Hey what are those pliers for?"
Submitted by cexshun (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:30:29 EST (#)
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Thanks dipshit for the news flash that was on the 1 million NEWS sites I visit daily.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:16:43 EST (#)
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"...go back to work $2.5 million richer (before he donates some of it to his church)."
should read
"...go back to work $2.5 million richer (before he IS FORCED TO DONATE $375,000 of it to his church)."
those fucking mormans are ruthless
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Dude, don't you think you can do a little better than re-hashing stuff anyone can read on the Yahoo! homepage?
Why does this have a positive rating?
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:59:36 EST (#)
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shouldn't that be "fuck his wives"?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-11-30 21:20:48 EST (#)
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I can't believe he was beaten by a woman.She's going to get blown out of the water tomorrow....or so I hope.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Um, yea, and all...
But the show was taped 2 months ago, leaked a few days later, and I saw the actual vid on LimeWire Sunday...
But still a +1 for ripping on a too-smart Mormon ass...
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
white collar force lojo, not blue.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:49:18 EST (#)
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I got more questions right than he did tonight. I guess he had to have an off-day eventually.
Since when is Fed-Ex a seasonal job? He'd have been better off guessing Santa's Workshop.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:42:46 EST (#)
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"Congradulations" this is your best post yet.
Now if only you could spell correctly.
Plus one since i'm gonna link http://www.ubersite.com/m/52990
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Toronto fan, eh?
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:32:43 EST (#)
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Fuck, that means he's going to be home now. I'm gonna have to stop fucking his dog...I mean wife.
Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:32:40 EST (#)
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HA! I guess with 2.5 million he doesn't really need to know
H&R Block
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Boy blew 2 Daily Doubles in the second round. And it was over.
Submitted by goleafsgo (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:22:15 EST (#)
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I was pissed off, I knew all of the answers for Sports Venues except the NYI. Wouldn't have killed them to finish the section.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-11-30 20:19:08 EST (#)
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First of all, I would have killed him tonight.
And I knew Final jeopardy.
Did you see them all go 0 for 4 on the Sports Venues?
Pretty impressive run though...anyway you look at it.