Everyone can kiss my ass. (507 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.18 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Lazarus <lazarusrizing.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-11-30 22:52:04 EST
FUCK ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!! YOU ARE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF COMPUTER NERD INTERNET MOTHERFUCKERS. IF I SAW YOU IN PERSON, I WOULD FUCK YOU UP SO BAD THAT DENTAL RECORDS WOULD BE WORTHLESS. EVERYONE IS BIG AND BAD BEHIND A KEYBOARD. I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU. YOU RETREATED BEHIND A KEYBOARD, BECAUSE YOU COULD NOT MAKE IT IN REAL LIFE, YOU FUCKING PUSSY!
User Reviews
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-01 00:36:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
take-your-pills.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-12-01 00:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lazarus (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:27:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
If you had stuck with it, you might have actually gotten laid once.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
did you even read it?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-12-01 00:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Newest thing in porn technology: Internet motherfucking.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-01 00:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:45:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God damn.. you are AWESOME TO THE MAX EXTREME!
Submitted by Lazarus (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:34:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If I could kick your ass in person, I would.
Submitted by Lazarus (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:31:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I gave myself a plus 2, because I actually think my post is the "kicker of all ass." For me to give it anything else would be disingenuous. So, fuck off.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
EVERYONE IS BIG AND BAD BEHIND A KEYBOARD. I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU. YOU RETREATED BEHIND A KEYBOARD, BECAUSE YOU COULD NOT MAKE IT IN REAL LIFE, YOU FUCKING PUSSY!
______________________________________________________________
Is this supposed to be hurtful? Coming from you, it doesn't mean much. Get a life.
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:25:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lazarus (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:08:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
I DON'T CARE ABOUT RATINGS! I DON'T CARE IF ANY OF YOU PUSSIES READ THIS SHIT! I JUST WANT YOU TO FUCK OFF!
---
I am changing my rating. You're stupid, because you gave yourself a +2 and then you say that you don't care about ratings.
Furthermore, you say you don't care if we read it, yet you wrote it.
Let's come clean, Lazzy. Are you having trouble getting it up?
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post is completely accurate. Good show, sir.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
bend over and spread em sonny
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey.... just because I have a pussy does not make me one. Are you mad because the nurses brought you the wrong jell-o in the 'happy' ward?
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:17:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I, for one, am terrified.
I shall now spend the rest of my pathetic life behind my keyboard in an apparently vain attempt
to make my dental records continue to serve a purpose.
I appreciate the warning.
My dentist and I thank you.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:12:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm fucking off, alright...
Off my medication...
Off my neighbors property...
Off my rocker...
Off your sister...
Off color...
Off Extra-Strength with Deet...
Offerman, Jose...
Yeah, I'm all sorts of off for ya.
Submitted by goleafsgo (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you, you made me laugh. Please, do it again sometime. Next time, please make it lower case and not in German. German is SUCH an angry language it makes me sad. I don't think that angry people should be allowed on this website. They put down nice people who try to make others feel better. Angry people don't do any good, only bad. And by the way, if you hate everyone on this site, why are you posting a message, then waiting to see what people say, then posting a response? EVERYONE IS SO BIG BEHIND A KEYBOARD, you know what? You're probably a 100lb pound weakling wigger who only talks big. I'd bet $5 that you don't get laid till your 30, and by that point, it'll be a cheap hooker who takes your virginity. Bitch.
Wow, that was fun. :)
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:12:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lazarus (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:08:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
I DON'T CARE ABOUT RATINGS! I DON'T CARE IF ANY OF YOU PUSSIES READ THIS SHIT! I JUST WANT YOU TO FUCK OFF!
-------------------
Wouldn't the idea be that you DO want us to read this, so that we PUSSIES can take your advice and FUCK OFF, as you so eloquently put it?
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:12:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you don't care what we think, or about your ratings, why did you give yourself a +2?
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Make love to me.
Submitted by Lazarus (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I DON'T CARE ABOUT RATINGS! I DON'T CARE IF ANY OF YOU PUSSIES READ THIS SHIT! I JUST WANT YOU TO FUCK OFF!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:05:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:53:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
It's in all caps - he really means it!
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FUK AL U MOTH3RFUKERS!11!11!!111 WTF U R AL JUST A BUNCH OF COMPUTER N3RD INTERNAT MOTHERFUKARS!1!! LOL IF I SAW U IN PERSON I WUD FUK U UP SO BAD TAHT DANTAL RECORDS WUD B WORTHLES!1!!!!! OMG LOL EVERYONE IS BIG AND BAD BHIND A KAYBOARD!1!1!!! WTF I HAEV N3WS FOR U!!11 OMG U RETRAAETD BHIND A K3YBOARD B/C U CUD NOT MAEK IT IN REAL LIEF U FUKNG PUSY11!!1 OMG WTF LOL
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-11-30 23:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERP!!!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELLLLLLLLLL!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
doop dee doop dee deedle dee doop
dwap dwaaaap dwadadada dwapaaaaaa
beeteeedilididdlyalosmapobabopabop
doop dee doop dee deedle dee doop
dwap dwaaaap dwadadada dwapaaaaaa
beeteeedilididdlyalosmapobabopabop
doop dee doop dee deedle dee doop
dwap dwaaaap dwadadada dwapaaaaaa
beeteeedilididdlyalosmapobabopabop
Just kinda... Well, yeah...
Anyone think it's hit-whoring, or is he just really pissed that he gets crappy ratings?
Submitted by UsernameTaken (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:56:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"EVERYONE IS BIG AND BAD BEHIND A KEYBOARD."
Just like you.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-11-30 22:53:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's in all caps - he really means it!