Shlongy has driven me out of Ubersite. Goodbye you fucknuts (1119 hits)
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Submitted by <hunknamedman.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-01 01:28:10 EST
Shlongy. Shlongy Shlongy Shlongy. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways:
1. You give great head. Remember our drive to San Francisco where you gave me road head the whole time and when we got there you found out that you left your gallon tub of KY at home and you didn't feel like getting another so you blew me all the way back home where we got the KY and buttfucked each other a little more and then headed back to San Fran where we didn't even need the lube because I had that case of anal leakage so you were able to slide right in? Yeah I can't remember that either. What the fuck man!?
So. Here we have the total number of ways I love Shlongy: 1
Mmmmmmm one. One lucious way. One lucious testicle. I love your lucious uniball. I also love chocolate-covered fried chicken. If there's one way to my heart it's through my arteries I always say. Although there are times where I'm eating my chocolate-covered fried chicken and then I can't feel my legs and all the black babies swarm over my fried chicken and pick the bones clean and by the time I get over my heart-attack I have to beat them with a two-by-four to keep them away from my watermelon stash. Them coons are always trying to get my watermelons.
Every time those spooks attack my watermelons I feel like Donkey Kong from Donkey Kong Country where he has that huge banana hoard and it gets stolen by the Kremlins. Where in the world do those slant-eyes get their idears? I never would have thought that an army of Russian monuments would steal a gorilla's stash of gigantic bananas.
Wherever they get their acid I want some too.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was great!
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-12-09 21:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-01 20:27:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
auto acid +2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-01 20:19:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Post your picture, Shlongy, and you won't have that problem anymore.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-01 20:07:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That IS possible.
Or maybe it's just Shlongy's aura.
Whatever the case may be, it sure as fuck is annoying.
Submitted by lovetohate (user info) at 2004-12-01 19:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe it is the simple name "Shlongy"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-01 19:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Personally, I never heard of this dork - buh bye - but what really amazes me is the number of Uberite who want to perform sexual favors on Shlongy.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-01 19:02:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-01 19:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
auto -2 for "anal leakage"
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2004-12-01 18:58:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, to end his post where he admited to being Shlongys bitch for life.
He called St.Bassils the Kremlin Army russian... Im fucking confused.
You<Shlongy
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-12-01 18:53:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Shlongy.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-01 18:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-12-01 04:13:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Huzzah for Shlongy
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-01 15:43:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shut up.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-12-01 11:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God, once you started going on about the chicken and the watermelon, your sheer randomness forced a +2 from my unwilling fingers.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-01 11:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a lemming...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-01 08:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Really?
This act alone will probably boost me to the top of the list of "Most popular Uberites" and "Uberite I'd most like to fuck (from the ladies only, sorry mos)".
Another tribute post. How thoughtful.
I am the coolest.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-01 08:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Sometimes insult posts are funny and sometimes they're lame. This one happens to be lame.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-12-01 07:39:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good for you, There was no need for a goodbye post because you are a nobody..
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-01 06:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey T, Louise asked me to give you a little somethin'...
I think I'll just squat here.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-12-01 06:33:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Sandwich Soley!
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-01 06:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
...because I wanted to be on top of apollo aswell as undearneath.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-01 06:14:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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And you tried so hard!
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-01 05:48:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-12-01 02:04:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Shlongy has driven me out of Ubersite."
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You say it like it is a negative thing...
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-12-01 04:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Huzzah for Shlongy
Submitted by jedrick_vaandragenhauserschmid (user info) at 2004-12-01 03:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Die, you racist kangaroo.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-12-01 02:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Shlongy has driven me out of Ubersite."
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You say it like it is a negative thing...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-01 01:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Then shlongy has finally done something good for ubersite
Submitted by barnaby (user info) at 2004-12-01 01:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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