I think I hate my boyfriend (8020 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.61 on 55 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Emma <Brander1302.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-01 07:06:11 EST
Today I noticed something strange while I was getting dressed for work, my boyfriend was lying in bed talking to me and I noticed he was doing that polite 'look away' thing you would do to a friend if they were getting dressed.
WTF?? In what circumstances is it ok to do that to your girlfriend, I didn't say anything at the time, and consequently nearly killed hundreds of people on the way to work, so busy was I trying to deduce just how heinous his crime really was.
I came to the conclusion that it's bad, very bad. When you don't want to look at your girlfriend when she is talking to you wearing nothing but a thong then something must be wrong...
I know Iim lining myself up for attack here so I will just clarify briefly that I do not have a big lardy arse, if I did then fair enough if he does not want to look...
To make things worse, my suggestion of a last minute dirty weekend, this weekend were flatly turned down because he is working, I think we may have a problem....
User Reviews
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
WTFrance?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
He probably didn't want to see the "Daddy's Girl" tattoo on your back.
Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:18:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think the problem you have is that your ugly
Submitted by Toyandgadgetguy (user info) at 2004-12-02 02:02:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd have looked... but then again... I'm no gentleman. It sounds like he is. Try asking him why he did it, and not a buncha strangers... and trust me, they don't get much stranger than this.
Maybe he nearly lost an eye to a snapping thong once?
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-12-02 01:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Prove it. CAMWHORE!!!
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2004-12-02 01:38:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You dumb cunt.
When can you fucking women ever recognize a GENTLEMAN????
Its polite not to stare at someone when they're practically naked, Jesus he's probably just shy. I hope he dumps your ass.
Submitted by Lazarus (user info) at 2004-12-02 01:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Women are SO fucked up. He could have been looking at the water ring he left on the night-stand because he didn't use a coaster last night and he was hoping you wouldn't freak out about it. Maybe he thought he saw a bug on the wall?
Poor guy.
He just commited a "capital crime," and he has no fucking idea.
You are a stupid bitch.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shut the fuck up
Submitted by lizzard (user info) at 2004-12-01 14:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2004-12-01 14:27:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
heres a small segjestion, before getting all mad and stuff. before youget all these crazy thoughts on how his head turn was "guilty" or something. he probibly didnt even think too much about it. he probibly has done it too all his gf. but there is one thing you cando to figure out what he is thinking, one very simple thing.....ASK HIM
----------------------------------------------------------------
whaaa?
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2004-12-01 14:27:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
heres a small segjestion, before getting all mad and stuff. before youget all these crazy thoughts on how his head turn was "guilty" or something. he probibly didnt even think too much about it. he probibly has done it too all his gf. but there is one thing you cando to figure out what he is thinking, one very simple thing.....ASK HIM
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-01 14:20:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you need a real man that can satisfy you. if i would have seen you naked, i wouldn't have looked away, i would have done something about it.
...like fucked you up the ass!
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-12-01 14:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn. And I thought MY life sucked.
Bite me.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-01 14:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Just make sure he is not ghey. Cos that may be it. Unless he was watching a football match at the time or something...
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-12-01 14:03:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
uh.. my guess is he's just trying to be polite and respectful
lighten up, girly
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-01 13:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-01 11:12:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow... Lotta comments for pointlessness...
Lotta hits, too...
I think I'll hit-whore, then...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52990
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-01 11:13:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Then I forget the link....
Christ, it's early...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52723
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-01 11:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow... Lotta comments for pointlessness...
Lotta hits, too...
I think I'll hit-whore, then...
Submitted by Ancius (user info) at 2004-12-01 11:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Aye, i only write such things to make myself feel better. It's just far too obvious that there are no socially inept titheads with nothing better to do than sit in front of their computers pretending that they aren't some of the saddest fuckers on the planet on this site.
Now, where's that fucking Strychnine?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-12-01 11:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ancius comment is so obviously written by someone who leads a "shitty, depressing and pointless life".
Hahaha. I love this place. It never fails to make me laugh.
Submitted by Ancius (user info) at 2004-12-01 10:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bunch of Dumb yank Wankers.
You are in serious trouble. A man who doesn't watch his girl get dressed or undressed while he is in bed and she isn't is either gay or not interested any more. All those who mentioned privacy are so obviously virgins or total pussies. The only time you don't watch your girlfriend naked is if your both in a big hurry to get up and out.
if you think your ass is fine, it probably is, go and shake it at someone else and hopefully he will appreciate you more.
And, just as a side note, this place is full of fucking morons, and randomly frequented by people with serious talent. Just dig a bit to see what they do, but don't expect them to react to you if you are not known to them. Elitist, but necessary given the amount of pricks that want nothing more than to slag them off and make themselves feel better about their shitty, depressing and pointless lives.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-12-01 10:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you should worry less about your boyfriend and develope a good writing style. A preemptive +2 for potential and and use of the word heinous.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-12-01 10:46:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm giving you a +2 because...well...just because.
I have the COMPLETELY OPPOSITE problem in my relationship. My girlfriend doesn't want me to look at her when she's changing/naked/in the shower etc...
It sucks...
I mean really...it sucks bad.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-01 10:45:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ah sweetheart, it might just be time
to break it off. That look isn't a
good one.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-12-01 10:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can only think of three reasons for such behavior:
1. He's become gay.
2. He's banging someone else and has no interest in you any more.
3. You're an ugly slore.
That's all I've got.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-12-01 10:31:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's an idea for ya..
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1195814.html
Submitted by toddska (user info) at 2004-12-01 09:41:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
>>I think we may have a problem....
yeah....you.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-12-01 09:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this post seems to have attracted an above average number of retards.
Submitted by Scarlett13 (user info) at 2004-12-01 09:33:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
As a fairly new addition tothis hilarious website, not sure what you are on about when you say alter.
Whatever it is, don't think I am doing it anyway - enlighten me oh wise ones....
Submitted by TheRocketeer (user info) at 2004-12-01 09:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There's nothing wrong with YOU (unless you have a junglegina or an unholy case of chlamydia), apparently he's just a wuss who would think it's BAD to check you out.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-01 09:15:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Could it be that he can't bare to look at you because of your male pre-teen physique?
This plus 2 belongs to Dervel.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-12-01 07:51:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
I expect that he hates you because you're a whiney cunt with an arse like two badly parked Volkswagons.
He's probably waiting till after Christmas before he dumps you so that he can get extra loot.
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-12-01 09:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good luck with all that. -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-01 09:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Maybe you'd like to take my cock for a test drive?
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-12-01 09:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 die.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-01 08:57:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sniff his ass and see if it smells like your bajiner.
If it does, he's been borrowing your vibrator, and you should listen to Jeanneee.
What?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-01 08:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He's probably gay.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2004-12-01 08:26:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
100% agreement with deathjester. Its called being a gentleman. Just because your going out together dosent mean that you cant have any privacy.
Its also possibly because he dosent want to look at your hairy, sweaty asscrack and the brown pit-of-doom. That shit would ruin anyones day.
Why the fuck are you posting this drivel anyway?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-01 08:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe he was being polite? You know, trying not to embarass you while you're changing. He was probably being nice, but your stupid selfish ass doesn't comprehend it. Fucking women.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-12-01 08:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Scarlett13 (user info) at 2004-12-01 07:27:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Valid comments, but no there was no pooh or hair evident
Submitted by Scarlett13 (user info) at 2004-12-01 07:44:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Nope no football
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So this is an alter as you are Scarlett13!
Always switch back when answering (just a hint)
Is that a real e- mail address?
Want a link?
I would say get a new boyfriend.
Maybe an older guy.
On the other hand, lower your standards and get a guy that would treat you better vs. looks hotter.
This reminds me of a joke my daughter told me she is 13.
Santa clause, the Easter bunny and old woman and the perfect guy were walking down the street
When on the sidewalk they see a 20-dollar bill.
Who gets it?
The old woman.
Everyone knows that thier is no such thing as the perfect guy.
Brian
Submitted by Scarlett13 (user info) at 2004-12-01 07:58:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've heard that too, I think you should definitely sue.. perhaps for something more trivial though, like nightmares, you should still rake in a decent amount, without any pain
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-01 07:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Can I sue Bart if I suffer a heart attack as a direct result from reading content on this site?
In America, you can sue for anything, apparently...
Submitted by Scarlett13 (user info) at 2004-12-01 07:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
To provoke a reaction of course, isn't that why everyone posts on here? It's worth it just to see how bitter everyone is..
Does Uber provide medical insurance for all the high blood pressure it must induce in you angry writers???????????????
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-12-01 07:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I expect that he hates you because you're a whiney cunt with an arse like two badly parked Volkswagons.
He's probably waiting till after Christmas before he dumps you so that he can get extra loot.
Why did you post this?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-01 07:51:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's called being a gentleman. Having common god damn courtesy to not stare at someone when they're naked, whoever it is. I do it too, and my girlfriend thinks all the better of me for it. She realises that I understand she doesn't want me pulling at her underwear at 7am to get my rocks off when she has bed-hair, feels like a sack of shit and doesn't want to spend the rest of the day with damp fucking knickers.
Grow up and be thankful you aren't walking like Jon Wayne around the office.
Submitted by Brianthetruthspeaker (user info) at 2004-12-01 07:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Emma.
Well yes, I think this is a problem
How old are you and how long have, you have been together.
Not looking a lover is a good sign of guilt.
Unless this is a Uber hoax and this is a guy in a "girl alter"
However, this is what you should do.
Ask a "friend" or family member like a cousin or even your mom what to do.
As you are only going to get sarcasm and snide humor here.
On the other hand, e-mail me and ill send you to an advice forum that I go to
Brian.
Submitted by Scarlett13 (user info) at 2004-12-01 07:44:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nope no football
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-12-01 07:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe he just wasnt in the mood, or he didnt wanna get a boner and have to jump on you again..
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-12-01 07:36:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, you're screwed. Crap post, too.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-01 07:34:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe it's because you're an ugly slore.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-12-01 07:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Was there football on TV?
Submitted by Scarlett13 (user info) at 2004-12-01 07:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Valid comments, but no there was no pooh or hair evident
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-12-01 07:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
or hairy pits
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2004-12-01 07:23:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe you had shit on your thighs
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-01 07:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
being a dirty fat homo I wouldn't know.
I do however watch avidly when my four year old brother gets changed.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-12-01 07:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've turned my head when my missus got changed, it's just being polite. She didn't think of it at all, because as soon as her clothes were on, i poped a boner and they were straight off again.
But that relationship lasted 3 months.
So ignore all the above.