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News Flash Wednesday! Stop the Presses! (796 hits)

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Submitted by DJMattB241 (View user info) at 2004-12-01 16:18:18 EST


Thank god they alerted us.


I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

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Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

My god, are they sure?


Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-12-01 20:10:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-12-01 19:59:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:49:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:20:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hundreds of trees were cut down to print that. How sad.

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-01 19:37:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank God.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-12-01 19:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Nothing real special. You actually kinda wasted my time.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-01 19:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-12-01 18:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2004-12-01 17:17:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

Journalism makes me sad.

I'm a journalism major. I feel sad for me.


I'm in the same boat. It's an industry where you're either a complete moron or a pretentious prick...and I'm a nice guy. Believe me, when you're making a headline, it sure looks great when you're working on it. It's only at about 4 a.m. do you come up with something much, much better.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-12-01 18:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hate the idea of the cameras Chicago has installed at intersection to automatically issue tickets for people who speed or blow red lights. IT'S MY CITY TOO!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-01 17:51:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I wish the "presses stopped" before they could print this post.

Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2004-12-01 17:17:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Journalism makes me sad.

I'm a journalism major. I feel sad for me.


Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-12-01 17:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It was inevitable the realisation that cameras could capture images other then porn!

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-01 17:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh dear sweet jebus, save us all from stupid headlines.




Amen and whatnot.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:49:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:20:01 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hundreds of trees were cut down to print that. How sad.


Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you should read the article!


my eyes... are opened.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:25:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

woo. thanks for the update. I feel much more prepared to face my day.

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:23:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NO FUCKING WAY!

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:23:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NEWSPAPERS RUMORED TO DELIVER NEWS HEADLINES!
story continued on B7

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:20:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hundreds of trees were cut down to print that. How sad.



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