Derek Part 2 (385 hits)
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Submitted by Fresh Prince <jonny.t1.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-01 16:21:35 EST
Part 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/53056
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That week of teaching and learning was the most amazing week of my entire life, I had taught him about my world, my being and he had taught me about his, although he made me promise to never tell anyone exactly what I know.
At the end of the week he had announced to me that he had changed his appearance to better suit his new life here on this planet, he emerged from the guest room and he looked amazing, it was breath taking, he looked like a mix between a male super model and a body builder, he had borrowed one of my shirts, and I didn't know it could be filled out like that. I finally realized what the perfect man would look like.
I then proceeded to test him on his worldly knowledge and his manners, I was amazed, and he had learned in one week what it had taken me my entire life to learn. I was so excited I asked my wife to return early from her mother's house, but I asked her to leave the children.
In a matter of hours I heard her car, it was the best sounding car in the world, it sounded sweeter than I ever would have imagined. I was about to walk out the door when I realized I had never gotten my newfound friends name, I had to ask him before I introduced him to my wife. He responded that he never had a name so he gave me the privilege of naming him; I thought that there would be no more fitting name than Derek, Derek Zoolander.
I heard her footsteps and realized she was almost at the door, so I ran outside and greeted her with a hug and a kiss and told her I had a surprise to show her, so I held her hand and walked her to the door. As she entered the house the expression on her face was amazing, I had never seen her aroused like this before, this almost had me worrying, and then I realized that Derek was not a sexual creature.
She shyly said, "So, honey who is this amazing man?"
I was speechless and almost offended by the way she spoke, how dare she be flirting with another man in front of me? Slightly angered I responded "Derek".
She then smiled, looked at my face and then said "Sorry about that, I promise it won't happen again."
I nodded slightly almost as if I was ignoring what she said, then I proceeded to tell her what happened, and at the end I made her promise to never tell anyone what I had told her, for the future of man kind would depend on Derek's being. I had never seen Derek so quiet, it almost scared me, and he was looking at my wife, analyzing her every cure, every facet of her body.
Anger had then rushed over my body; I turned red and almost went crazy.
Derek then looked at me and asked innocently "What is bothering you?" and I responded with the truth I told him that she was my wife and that one man should not look at another mans wife. He apologized and told me that he had never seen such a beautiful creature in the entire universe. I nodded in agreement, told my wife that I loved her and then asked if we could all go into the living room.
User Reviews
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-12-03 00:08:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so the second one not as well-liked as the first.. not the end of the world, right?
haha i see you have only 9 hits on the third
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-12-01 20:43:08 EST (#)
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read part one first...anyways, i dont know if i will have much time to finish this...
Gotta make an amphibious go kart for engineering class
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:43:54 EST (#)
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This went waaayyyyyy over my head.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-12-01 16:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Is this meant to be serious or just really gay?