UberMurder Characters list. (1038 hits)
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Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2004-12-01 22:48:28 EST
Okay, I have made up my list of users and roles. I have added two more slots for detectives. So now we have two female detectives and two male detectives.
I will now go into the roles in a bit more detail than the last post.
Chief of police:
FunnyAsCancer - AIM - Funnyascancer
This role will be the main source of information for the villagers. The reports issued by FunnyAsCancer will have everything needed to help with investigations. Evidence, motives, interviews and questioning logs (these will be done in AIM as this is the most used form of IM with uber users.
The chief of police will give his detectives orders when he feels the need to otherwise detectives are free to investigate how they please.
Tip: Don't forget to get regular reports from your detectives as to what work they have done to find the killer. And include it all in your report.
Detectives:
Donitsu2002 - AIM - donitsu2000
Herpes - AIM - Dumb Bitchez
Cookie-Lass - AIM - Tinkerbell82380
Lojope - AIM - Lojope
The main attack force in finding the murderer. These four sprightly youths will be responsible for all the hard work. They will question suspects, gather evidence, study suspects posts and talk to witnesses etc. They are to answer to the chief of police - funnyAsCancer - as him only. Otherwise as stated above they can go about their investigations as they please.
Tip: Detectives, the best way to a good investigation is communication! Don't forget to talk to your partners regularly about what's going on, who is talking to who etc.
Criminal psychologist:
Stoned Silly - Aim - Harmlessness
Tim's job is pretty simple. He is to look at the evidence etc and make a psychological report based on what he knows. This will be included in the police report during the week.
Coroner + Overseer
Timmah
My job will be to provide any running commentary as an overseer and to provide you with a coroners report with each death. These will include, where the body was found, how we believe the victim to have been killed, when the victim is thought to have died and any other things that may need mentioning about the victims death.
Executioner:
JMG114 - AIM - JMG114
Jared's job is probably one of the most fun. He gets to think of new and exciting ways to execute the condemned!
Villagers:
Tiger Lilly
Ash K
Shlongy
Munkeypants
Mikethescottish
Jeanee
Stin (gruesome murder)
Zandy1123
GodLovesALittleLovin
CJRipley
Polyamorousaj
Sublime
Darko
electrictoothsyndrome
Snark
Spam
Zakalwe
loki
CaptainAmik
Wuzi
boredgurl210
Kasmiraus
sg11588
bob
Kent_Weirdo
Davros
G_Nonny
stevie_says
MrRottenTreats
Degreeless_Capibara
Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar
Shizae
Slypher
Dead_0hi0_Sky
bargled
Soley_Trinity
Siren
Lyric
Lady_in_the_radiator
triple_optics
Merlina
DCWoody
calbearspolo
Totally_useless
Scott_James
Domenad
All of you villagers are also very important. It is your job to vote for who you believe the killer to be at the end of the week once all evidence for the current murder has been given. Once you have the all clear to vote, voting will last the duration of the weekend (unless stated otherwise) and will end on the Sunday. Then the suspect with most votes will be put to his death!
The first murder will be announced next Monday.
The murderer could be any one of the people in the above list apart from myself. It may be your highly respected chief of police. Or the rookie detective looking for a quick buck. It could be your trusted coroner or the local executioner. All you do know is. It is one of the above people.
If anyone who hasn't signed up to play this is your last chance before you're not included in the game.
Okay I'm pretty sure that's all there is to it. If anything needs to be said I'll add it to this post.
D.R Timothy Murray MD (Coroner)
User Reviews
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i feel so... neglected
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-12-02 19:28:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Once the murderer has been hanged the game will end but I will more than likely start another one.
Jack it's never too late and if one of the detectives doesn't pull their weight I'll have you in a shot. I did save a space for you but couldn't get hold of you to tell you.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2004-12-02 17:36:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know if this was asked before, but what if the murderer is chosen. will the game..end?
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-12-02 17:17:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it too late to sign up as a villager? Sorry, mad busy these days.
Kick ass, by the way.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-12-02 17:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Detectives and Police cheifs as well as Psychologists etc are not exempt from death. The only person who cannot be killed (or kill for that matter) is myself."
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Aw, well then that means I'm gonna die first...
Cut off the head and the body will follow, that sorta thing.
Ok...I can get around this...
In the likely event that I am killed, I am writing a secret will naming my successor. Only Timmah will know who that person is until the declaration of my death, when that person shall be revealed.
Unless somebody wants to be my bodyguard...
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I see you've taken some of my advice.
Dibs on lead detective bit... I mean, don and dames.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-02 11:07:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeahhhhhyyyy! I'll be a great Villager. I promise!!
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-12-02 10:43:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-02 10:17:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-02 10:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WOO!
and HOO!
Plus he called me mate!
Wait... NO, that *is* a good thing...
WOO! HOO!
Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2004-12-02 08:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
count me in
bigbabylons.at.btinternet.com
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-12-02 08:27:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, it's like NYPD Blue. But gayer.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-12-02 08:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooo, this is cool. Can I play too?
AIM: Delia164
e-mail: @aol.com
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-12-02 07:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Detectives and Police cheifs as well as Psychologists etc are not exempt from death. The only person who cannot be killed (or kill for that matter) is myself.
Yes the killer has been chosen. The people to be murdered havn't. I don't choose who gets murdered, the killer does. So if anyone else wants to join the game it may be obvious that they were not in the original list, therefore cannot be the killer but they can still vote and help find the killer.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2004-12-02 07:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I want to kill people again. I miss it so very badly.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-12-02 05:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wooo im a villager.
Anyone want some crack
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-12-02 05:06:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OJ did it.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-12-02 04:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A MESSAGE TO ALL VILLAGERS.
WE HAVE AN ASSHOLE IN THE RANKS (SCHLONGY).
SHALL WE HAVE A MEETING TO EXTRADITE HIM BACK TO THE UKRAINE?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2004-12-02 04:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool I like being a villager... this kicks ass.
But actually was just about to say that Tinactin... if the murdered and murderer are chosen you can't add anyone else now.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-12-02 03:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if you've already cast the murderer, wouldnt adding villagers be a waste of time? Anyone you add on this post is obviously not the killer.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-02 03:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do I get a pitchfork?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-12-02 00:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-12-02 00:23:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hurrah for participation!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-12-02 00:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah, I forgot to ask, can the murderer kill detectives and myself? Or are we exempt from death?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-12-02 00:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in on this. Get me in on this.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-12-02 00:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*Hides bottle of Jack Daniels in bottom desk drawer*
Something tells me I'm gonna need that in a couple days.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn I missed this. I should have asked to be the executioner.
I guess I'll settle for being a mass murderer if you'll have me. :)
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:17:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:15:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Stin (gruesome murder)
Does this mean stin is dead?
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No that's a mistake. When I was first taking names down I put that next to Stin's name to remember that he wanted a greusome death. But I forgot to take it off.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:15:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Stin (gruesome murder)
Does this mean stin is dead?
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:12:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit, bitch. You can't kill me. I'll fuck you up. I'm one tough motherfucker. I'm a badass. Bad to the bone, baby. Dig man? Yeah! YEAH!
Please don't hurt me with those giant hands of yours that you use to pleasure yourself.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:11:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:08:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Not being a dij-ick or anything, but was I just not noticed, or skipped for newness?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-30 12:28:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
jgreening072.at.yahoo.com
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-30 12:18:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
mememememememememememememememememe
Um, I'm in, or something...
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fuck dude. Sorry man I must've skipped past your name. Easily done considering the amount of names I had to write down. you are in mate no worries.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:11:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-01 22:54:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think darko is the killer.
Racism! They always blame it on the darkies, or in this case the darko.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:09:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:05:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thored wants in.
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Okay you will be in the final list. Goes for anyone else who wants in. Although from now if you sign up you will only be signing up for a villager role.
And yes the murderer and accomplice have been chosen.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:08:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not being a dij-ick or anything, but was I just not noticed, or skipped for newness?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-30 12:28:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
jgreening072.at.yahoo.com
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-11-30 12:18:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
mememememememememememememememememe
Um, I'm in, or something...
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Just wondering...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to kill CATAL.
Nothing personal, just business.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:05:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thored wants in.
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Has the murderer already been chosen? Cause if they have, that means I don't get to have any fun killing people...or do I...
Submitted by G_Nonny (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Moice.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
villager? hell, i guess it beats "town blow boy".
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:03:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Alrighty.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:00:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, could one of the villagers be the murderer?
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Yup. ANYONE on that list except me.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I'm a villager, then........I must be one of the Village PEOPLE!
Y.....M.......C.....A!
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-12-01 23:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, could one of the villagers be the murderer?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-01 22:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO ME WOO!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-01 22:54:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think darko is the killer.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-01 22:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are fucking awesome.
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-12-01 22:52:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay! I'm a villager!!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-01 22:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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