Lets move America to the Moon! (880 hits)
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Submitted by <amanda_trivett.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-02 08:15:00 EST
You know I don't actually hate America or Americans, I think you guys are generally pretty cool but as a Nation you scare me.
As soon as the Moon is ready for colonising, how about we move America up there? What do you reckon?
The Americans can have all the room they want to practise their 'freedom' and the rest of the world can breathe a sigh of relief. We can still talk, we can see you from here but I'd prefer it if you were just that little bit further away from me.
Denizens of Supersite, what do you think? And please limit the -2 DIE responses, it wounds me. Really, your opinions cut me deep.
Discuss
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 07:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It would be precisely fifty six days before the Moonfolk nee Americans launched a devastating thermal nuclear attack on the aliens on planet Earth.
Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-13 03:38:30 EDT (#)
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If America goes to the moon...
Who will protect Canada?
Nothing against Canadians, mind you, but you guys seriously have limited military...
If we go to the moon... good luck and Godspeed and all that stuff to Canada.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-13 03:14:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-13 03:10:36 (#)
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Mrs buttmonkey I left you my email address on your last post a while ago, but it's uberc1ndy.at.gmail.com
Thanks for sending my book back!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-19 09:39:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-06-10 10:27:30 (#)
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ypu called people buttocks and got a plus 2 from bart. wot can i say?
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Am i always drunk?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-19 09:39:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-19 09:15:39 (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-19 09:09:02 (#)
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I want to live on the moon and have babies with Bender
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He's got a metal cock, woman.
*taps forehead*
You've got to consider these things.
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He's a robot, we wouldn't 'do it' like that. No cock involved, metal or otherwise
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-19 09:15:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-19 09:09:02 (#)
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I want to live on the moon and have babies with Bender
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He's got a metal cock, woman.
*taps forehead*
You've got to consider these things.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-19 09:09:02 EDT (#)
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I want to live on the moon and have babies with Bender
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-10 10:48:04 EDT (#)
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Sorry, I meant (+1)
See it all evens out in the end........
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-10 10:46:56 EDT (#)
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I think sometimes, Hitler should have killed the British too!
Oh wait he would have if it wasn't for the "moon people"
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-06-10 10:45:33 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't mind. Just leave NY where it is, I'll go visit the moon occasionally to see my family.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68171
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-06-10 10:27:30 EDT (#)
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ypu called people buttocks and got a plus 2 from bart. wot can i say?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-28 07:54:39 EDT (#)
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I already reviewed this. It got a +2.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-28 07:50:56 EDT (#)
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I reckon thats a great idea, then all we have to do is shift the Arabs to the Sun.ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-08 02:01:49 EST (#)
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Sounds like a plan
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-08 01:47:20 EST (#)
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heh. This post is funny.
So, I just saw your comment on one of my posts and thought to tell you that the people with really high expectations for themselves are the ones who *should* be posting, and don't be so hard on yourself. :) Cheers back at ya.
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2004-12-02 11:47:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2004-12-02 10:05:59 (#)
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You are just jealous because you were not lucky enough to be born in America. Let me tell you, I am thankful, every day, for being lucky enough to be born in the USA. Good pay, plenty of jobs, law and order, no shortages of anything. And, the ass kickingest military in the world. Eat your heart out.
Not a chance; being British we have: Good pay, plenty of jobs, law and order, no shortages of anything. And, the ass kickingest military in the world ( the SAS).
Inb addition we have greater history, manners, culture and accents. Everytime I visit America, your girls go into spasms of ecstacy on every word I utter.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2004-12-02 11:18:54 EST (#)
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I get the idea that there are two 'certain' persons here who feel only hate. I thank God every day that I was born with a sense of humour. I repeat: THIS IS NOT AN AMERICA BASHING POST. Read the first paragraph you BUTTOCKS
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-12-02 10:57:14 EST (#)
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You retard!! there is no moon! the earth is flat, the moon is god's eye watching you. the sun is his other eye, everyone knows that.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-02 10:56:06 EST (#)
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Do what you like. Just let me know beforehand, so I can move to Canada.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-12-02 10:50:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2004-12-02 09:22:31 (#)
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I'd love to Hidden, we'd have to rename it though. Something like uber-orbit or something.
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"Earth 2 - the Revenge!"
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-12-02 10:49:28 EST (#)
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Then other nations could not build bases on the moon, America would become a super industrial base (again!) and expansion to other planets by other nations would not be possible without America's permission. Also, Canadians would be everywhere, and wars would probably be fought over America's right to harvest water and air from the Earth.
I think too much. Or too little.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-02 10:17:10 EST (#)
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this was written funny
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2004-12-02 10:05:59 EST (#)
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You are just jealous because you were not lucky enough to be born in America. Let me tell you, I am thankful, every day, for being lucky enough to be born in the USA. Good pay, plenty of jobs, law and order, no shortages of anything. And, the ass kickingest military in the world. Eat your heart out.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2004-12-02 09:55:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-02 08:43:02 (#)
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It's not a bad idea... England shipped all thair assholes to Australia under Queen Victoria, and they thrived!
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Woo! Go us!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-02 09:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
a "little bit farther" ?
are you kidding?
i hoep so
the moon is 384,403km (average) away from earth. thats a "little bit" more than a little bit.
ch
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-12-02 09:25:09 EST (#)
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How about we move everyone to their own little planet? Then no one will have to see anyone or talk to anyone at all. In fact we will just divide up the planet earth into equal parts and everyone can claim a slice. How about that? Oh while we are talking fantasy about shit that would never happen I want a pony.
We saved your asses in WW2! Don't you forget it!
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2004-12-02 09:22:31 EST (#)
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I'd love to Hidden, we'd have to rename it though. Something like uber-orbit or something.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-02 09:12:14 EST (#)
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I'd love to. But all that moon dust would surely reak (spelling?) havoc on my allergies.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-02 09:03:51 EST (#)
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According to GW, all the brown people, liberals, non christians, pro-choicers, and canadians will be moved there after the rapture
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-02 08:44:55 EST (#)
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Let's do it. I always wanted to live on a dead ball of rock in space.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-02 08:43:02 EST (#)
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It's not a bad idea... England shipped all thair assholes to Australia under Queen Victoria, and they thrived!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-02 08:35:23 EST (#)
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how about you and i move to the moon and start a new colony there?
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2004-12-02 08:25:47 EST (#)
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I thought Earth owned the Moon.....
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2004-12-02 08:23:36 EST (#)
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Since America already owns half of it, sounds good.
Of course, the Ruskis own the dark-side... They should move Chechnya up there. That would solve that problem for them too.
And it would leave the Americans someone to bomb.
I like it.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2004-12-02 08:19:48 EST (#)
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Hmm, didn't come up with my username. Won't rush so much next time.