Turtle Head (not a poop post) (820 hits)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (View user info) at 2004-12-02 09:30:13 EST
Dear Michigan,
How does it feel to know that half of yourself looks exactly like the head of a tortois...tortous...fucking turtle?
Everyone knows that Cape Cod looks like a bicep, which is awesome, but the lower peninsula of you looks like a freaking turtle...not even the Teenage Mutant Ninja variety, but the Gets Run Over By SUVs variety.
Look at all the famous people that have come from you: Eminem, Kid Rock...and thats it.
In conclusion, you suck.
Love, Massachusetts.
P.S. The following picture is a MSpaint of a picture from the weather channel. Look at this: http://www.weather.com/weather/map/13088?from=LAPmaps&name=index_large_animated&day=1 yup, thats your face.
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-16 09:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And Bob Seger, and Alice Cooper, and Ted Neugent, and Madonna, and Iggy Pop, and Bill Haley, and Diana Ross, and Smokey Robinson, and Stevie Wonder, and Jackie Wilson, and Sandra Bernhard, and Sonny Bono, and Francis Ford Coppola, and Charlston Heston, and Casey Kasem, and Lee Majors, and Ed McMahon, and Gilda Radner, and Steven Segal, and Tom Selleck, and Sinbad(dear god help us), and Tom Skerritt, and Lily Tomlin, and Magic Johnson, and Sugar Ray Robinson, and Serena Williams (threw you for a loop on that one didn't I), and Charles Lindberg, and those crazy Kellog brothers, the list goes on and on.
Submitted by Squijee (user info) at 2005-02-28 20:20:15 EST (#)
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The cycle of turtle link-whoring continues...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56411
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-03 14:44:32 EST (#)
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i've lived here for ten years, never have i once came across this theory.
well done.
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-03 14:37:50 EST (#)
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Haha. I've been a Michigander all my life and never noticed this. Good work!
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:05:20 EST (#)
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my thoughts precisely.
Submitted by Mitchell (user info) at 2004-12-02 11:15:52 EST (#)
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hehehheh ...turtle...
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-12-02 11:07:57 EST (#)
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Fair enough. Mustard Plug also come from Michigan, if I remember correctly.
Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-12-02 10:58:02 EST (#)
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You know, you are just mean. Everytime I post, with the rudeness! Though, thanks for just making it a zero this time, I suposse.
I still love you. (See how I'm not bitter?? NOT AT ALL!)
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-12-02 10:39:26 EST (#)
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Bart! You need to ban the person that posted this --> www.ubersite.com/m/53155 <--
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-12-02 10:38:33 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-02 10:25:17 EST (#)
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why yes. Yes it does.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-02 09:54:17 EST (#)
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Interesting observation.
Why you thought of this is beyond my comprehension.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-02 09:51:06 EST (#)
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lets start making animals and body parts out of all different locations
lake superior looks like a dragon face, florida, america's wang, etc
someone else do one
Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2004-12-02 09:48:22 EST (#)
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Lets do florida. It looks like a penis. And the keys are its jiz.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-02 09:38:14 EST (#)
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:)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-02 09:35:52 EST (#)
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Don't forget about Madonna. She's from Michigan too, even though she'd like us all to believe she's English.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-12-02 09:35:29 EST (#)
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pic*
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2004-12-02 09:35:15 EST (#)
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nice pick
-1 for no poo.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-02 09:31:47 EST (#)
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oops, you gotta click on Northeast US percip forcast to see the turtle face.