I *heart* DJMattB241!!!! (844 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.41 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by girlintheworld (View user info) at 2004-12-02 12:00:20 EST
Matt,
Remember that awesome weekend we spent in Fiji with the sunsets glistening over our eyes?
The crazy passionate nights we spent together?
The little thing I do that drives you insane? Yeah. Yeah. You know. THAT thing. Mmmhmmm.
Oh. Well neither do I.
But I think it's time you give up the charade.
You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about. Don't try to deny it.
It's time for you to admit that you're so popular because of one reason: Me.
You see, you post, people read. People like, people +2. But after a while, people don't review your posts anymore.
That's where I come in.
I'm a rather forgetful person at times, and so I forget to read your posts until days later. I click, I read, I review, and BAM! You're back up on the most recently reviewed list, just so more people can enjoy your wit, humor, musical tastes and charm.
Some people say to me, "That DJMattB241... I just don't know how I got through my day without him!!" (I might be slightly exaggerating here...)
So be an outstanding man, and own up. Those aforementioned bogus memories may become a reality if you do.
And just a reminder to you all before I go...
"You should QUIT, you should quit, you SHOULD quit. traumatizing. women. Sexually. I'M a medical doctor. I should know. I own a mansion AND a yacht..."~ Slacker
User Reviews
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-06-30 19:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-30 19:11:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 spelling definitely with an i. We're a dying breed.
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That's all it takes?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-30 19:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 spelling definitely with an i. We're a dying breed.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-30 19:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hee hee hee
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-30 18:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Matt's my manwhore!
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-12-02 18:37:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
err....no.
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No... I really meant it....
Definitely SPT.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SPT?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-02 14:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The world needs more "I "heart" Shlongy" posts and less - or none- of this happy horseshit.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-02 14:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I just... Yep, I just pooped my pants.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-02 13:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't get it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:41:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
damn...
...i suck.
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true that
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:48:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
nice
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:45:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No! That's me!
What?
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damn...
...i suck.
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:28:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
DJMatt popular? You must be thinking of someone else.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yay!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:14:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
this sucked.
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you suck.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this sucked.
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:13:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OH NO YOU DIDN!!!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Back off bitch he's MINE.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-02 12:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA OMFG PWND KTHXBYE!!!!11
"The little thing I do that drives you insane? Yeah. Yeah. You know. THAT thing. Mmmhmmm."
You DO do this little thing that drives me insane.
It's called POSTING!
just kidding...