Technically speaking, you're fucking ugly (949 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.43 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by mrloadinyourface (View user info) at 2004-12-02 15:28:25 EST
In my haste to post this gem, I accidentally hit enter before everything was in place. I was going to edit the photo with some wity word art and drawings, but as several of my coworkers put it, "this picture speaks for itself." At what point did she think to herself "let's go with this one"?????????????/ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
AHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHA
Imagine waking up next to this!!!!
AAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
User Reviews
Submitted by Dane1901 (user info) at 2005-12-15 11:31:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks penname
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-10-28 01:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-28-19 01:33:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
There is a solid page of ok writing with -2s. That is stupid. I am weeding it all out by giving every one of them a +2; that way posts that have -1.67 with 120+ reviews gets worst ever.
Submitted by wasabi (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:21:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-12-03 10:23:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my! Aren't you the bitter little gremlin?
Loser
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-03 10:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
<ejaculates>
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-12-03 10:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, I totally agree. It's the beautiful eyes and great skin and impish little grin that really turn me off. Not to mention that glorious hair... damn. How DOES she live with herself?
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-12-03 09:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ouch, Mick. Did you have to go as far as '83 Fairmont?
I've done the Munkey in da pooper, and, I must say...
She's got a tighter set of buns than teemonee or mrloadinyourass!
Pants r0xx0rz my s0xx0rz!
I want to have a pair of Munkeypanties sent to me.
Submitted by NickZeta (user info) at 2004-12-03 00:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The dog on the calender is more attractive.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-12-02 18:35:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd like to wake up next to her...
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-12-02 18:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, way to base someone soley on looks. Douchebag.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-12-02 18:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Some people are so bitter! I think you should post your own damn picture for everyone to critique before you start making fun of somebody else's. That's just stupid.
If you think munkeypants is ugly, then you probably get absolutely none because your standards are WAY too high!
Submitted by mrloadinyourface (user info) at 2004-12-02 17:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-02 17:22:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen spanky, she is an attractive young woman but more important than that, she has endeared herself to users on this site with intelligence, kindness and wit>
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you forgot good looks.
Oh god that's funny
Submitted by mrloadinyourface (user info) at 2004-12-02 17:25:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, I wish I had parents and friends that would embrace my raging drug problem, because they've grown to expect nothing more from me.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-02 17:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen spanky, she is an attractive young woman but more important than that, she has endeared herself to users on this site with intelligence, kindness and wit> and if someone is capable of creating that kind of an impression of themselves through such a cold medium as a message board, one can just imagine how she is perceived in person.
Do you ever wonder how people feel about you? I would wager a fortune that everyone that knows you, including your parents all share this one thought when they see you coming: please go away. Preferably forever.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-12-02 17:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure she envies you.
Submitted by houseman (user info) at 2004-12-02 17:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DIE Bitch!!
Submitted by teemonee (user info) at 2004-12-02 17:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
the only reason shlongy is defending this abomination is because he looks exactly like her... except munkeypants has a bigger cock....
Submitted by mrloadinyourface (user info) at 2004-12-02 17:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You fucking people are a riot. I'd hate to see someone who you think is ugly.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-12-02 17:08:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Obviously a case of scorned affections! Miss pants is very attractive id have her babies and make her breakfast.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-02 17:08:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fortunately, you'll never have to worry about that...or about fucking anything that you didn't pay $50 for, ass monger.
Submitted by mrloadinyourface (user info) at 2004-12-02 17:06:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Before responding please just take a few moments to stare at the picture above. In all seriousness, I wouldn't bang this girl even with mickginny's shriveled up cock attached to my powerful balls.
Submitted by mrloadinyourface (user info) at 2004-12-02 17:00:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
.......And this monstrosity is far FAR from an attractive young woman, therefore you have no way to gauge my ability or ineptitude to interact with them, based on my childish harassment of her.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:34:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
I had no idea that munkeypants was in the habit of sandpapering the asses of ignorant mommas boys. I know that ashlee has driven many chronic masturbating 20 year old virgins like yourself to a penis blistering frenzy of self manipulation brought on by your inability to interact socially with attractive young women, that is other than resorting back to pathetic elementary schoolyard taunting. You have made quite an impression here.
The hard truth for you here is that you will probably never be able to enjoy a normal relationship with a woman. Your relationships with women will be limited to blank pitiful stares by prostitutes when you blow your load in your pants before she is able to put her chewing gum in the ashtray of your '83 Ford Fairmont. Your bleak future includes crushing failure at every level in this life. In ten years I predict you will be shlepping around in a warehouse, loading trucks with a fork lift for minimum wage and living in your parents cellar.
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Yeah.
-Davros
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"MickGinny, you're nothing but a waste of life drunk."
Im a drug addict asshole. get it right. I am nothing but a waste of life junkie.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think he got you there, Mick. I can't dispute that.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:47:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you insane?
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mick, that was one of the most bad ass responses I've ever seen. Well done.
As for Mrloadinhispants, it would be best if we all stopped paying attention to him until he finally reveals who he really is, his masterful scheme, etc. and so forth.
Submitted by mrloadinyourface (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:41:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MickGinny, you're nothing but a waste of life drunk. You need serious psychological help if you are ever going to kick your problem. The support you so desperately seek in life won't be found here. Do you think that by coming to the aid of this sickening pig, that you will somehow gain the support of others, in your struggle to pick up the pieces of what's left of your shell of a life? Seriously, the world would be far better off without you spreading your ignorant, white trash, drunken seed around.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:34:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I had no idea that munkeypants was in the habit of sandpapering the asses of ignorant mommas boys. I know that ashlee has driven many chronic masturbating 20 year old virgins like yourself to a penis blistering frenzy of self manipulation brought on by your inability to interact socially with attractive young women, that is other than resorting back to pathetic elementary schoolyard taunting. You have made quite an impression here.
The hard truth for you here is that you will probably never be able to enjoy a normal relationship with a woman. Your relationships with women will be limited to blank pitiful stares by prostitutes when you blow your load in your pants before she is able to put her chewing gum in the ashtray of your '83 Ford Fairmont. Your bleak future includes crushing failure at every level in this life. In ten years I predict you will be shlepping around in a warehouse, loading trucks with a fork lift for minimum wage and living in your parents cellar.
Submitted by mrloadinyourface (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:25:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How can anyone argue with the fact that this girl is obviously the trashiest thing around?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Technically speaking, you suck.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Boo
Submitted by briancte (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
cum dumpster
Submitted by mrloadinyourface (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:58:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha, i love that you think that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck is wrong with you, dick-hunter?
Did munkeypants not pay enough attention to you?
That's probably because you're a zit faced, $5.50 an hour, dipshit.
Submitted by mrloadinyourface (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait whataefag,,,,,aren't you gay??? Hahahahaha, that's great. Let me guess, you're also proud. HAHAHA. Keep destroying the moral fabric of our country with your perverted ways. Can you tell me a major difference between incest and being homosexual?
Submitted by mrloadinyourface (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:49:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait until munkeypants boots up the windows 98 and gets a load of this.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:48:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
bleh
Submitted by tshia2 (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The first one you did was better
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:47:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
goes to show, some people just lack class.
well, most. but especially you dickwad.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE A BUTT FUCKER!
-2DIE.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've been away.
Is that munkeypants?
Either way, I'd probably do her...
...in the pooper.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I've seen a whole lot worse. Online.
Submitted by Philst82 (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
2 posts. Exactly the same. Different Users.
Die.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Unnecessarily mean.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dick