SLYPHER! I did it! Look at me! Look at me! (944 hits)
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Submitted by Seralena (View user info) at 2004-12-02 15:51:36 EST
So I had a huge dose of caffeine and sugar in the form of a coffee-flavored ice cream shake, and I'm physically incapable of writing with any intelligence whatsoever.
So I finally decided I'd do the mighty Indian Slypher's bidding and post a camwhore. I was considering doing an SPT ASLaska, but I'm too lazy for that and would probably fuck it up. Anyone else want to?
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-28 16:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
urg..I wish you hadn't
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-12-02 22:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stevie, I never noticed that, but you're right.
One more reason my hair is evil.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-12-02 22:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your hair makes your ear look deformed.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-02 21:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PEG! IM BLIND!
-Al Bundy
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-12-02 21:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, you idiot, that's your leg.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-02 21:48:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If you were within three feet of me...you wouldn't miss it. Trust me.
It sticks out like a sore dick.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-12-02 21:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're so cute when you're horny.
I would if I could find it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-02 21:40:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm touched.
Now, could you please touch my pecker?
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-12-02 21:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, I forgot.
I love you, but I'm not in love with you. I love you as a friend.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-12-02 21:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, Shlongy, I never said blowjobs was a touchy subject.
I just don't want to discuss it with YOU. You understand, of course? I like you as a person. I don't want to ruin our friendship. We have something beautiful, why mess with it?
Oh, and no, I don't. That's universal, not just particular to you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-02 21:19:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
OK...blow jobs IS a touchy subject. A thousand apologies.
Can we discuss whether or not you take it in the ass, instead?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-12-02 21:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GOD DAMN RIGHT.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-12-02 20:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And damnit, my camwhore has gotten more attention than my actual writing. How sad.
Durae! ASSlaska! Teehee! That made me laugh.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-12-02 20:23:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I did NOT go to glamour shots Ashlee! Although I'm sure it's a nice place. This was the hole in the wall studio that did our graduation pictures. I cut out my first name on the bottom, no one needs to see that (I can live with the nose, but I'm still ashamed of my name).
Shizae, if my away message is, "Here but otherwise occupied", go ahead and IM me. It means I'm reading Uber or something, and don't want 15 people all IMing me at once. Thought I'd explained that to you.
Now if only Slypher would get online, I'd be happy.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-02 19:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA YOU WENT TO GLAMOUR SHOTS!!!!!!
GOD do I wish our store would get that background.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-12-02 19:18:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 is a comparative result of all the cam hos I've viewed on Uber in my two-odd months loitering around this site.
And I mean ODD months. (Good odd, not bad, else I wouldn't still be loitering.)
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-12-02 19:10:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you ever not away on AIM anymore?
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-12-02 18:26:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
errr, meanT not means. Right...
Saxon, are you always drinking? ...Because that would be awesome.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-12-02 18:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ASLaska is pretty funny, but for some reason I thought you means BPS: ASSlaska, which doesn't make much sense in retrospect but made me laugh really hard.
Go camwhore woo!
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-12-02 18:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, all the time-- Shit, I mean, I don't know! I'm an innocent young woman!
Give it up, Shlongy. I'm not discussing blow jobs with you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-02 17:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Does it ever get in the way when you're going down on some knob?
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-12-02 17:21:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NO! Don't make fun of the nose! <Runs away crying>
Oh wait. I don't care. I got used to the thing. Meh.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think your cute and i havnt had a drink yet. oh look theres beer in the fridge.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<shudders>
<ejaculates, just one drop>
Submitted by acidreflux (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:10:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hippie guys rule.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:07:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've seen a lot worse. In real Life too. Damn I suck at compliments.
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:07:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, and here I thought my ASLaska was unique.
I suppose it was a little too simple.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-02 16:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I'll reserve judgement until I determine whether or not you want to suck my pole any time soon.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53191
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yet another sex change operation gone horribly wrong....
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-12-02 15:52:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damnit, I should have scaled down the pic. God I'm lazy. But hyper beyond belief. I must stop shaking.