Barry Bonds is my favorite nigger (1149 hits)
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Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2004-12-03 12:27:45 EST
Bonds said he never paid Anderson for drugs or supplements but did give the trainer $15,000 in cash in 2003 for weight training and a $20,000 bonus after his 73-homer season.
Bonds said that Anderson had so little money that he "lives in his car half the time." Asked by a juror why he didn't buy "a mansion" for his trainer, Bonds answered: "One, I'm black, and I'm keeping my money. And there's not too many rich black people in this world. There's more wealthy Asian people and Caucasian and white. And I ain't giving my money up." - SI.com
Anderson, is Bonds "trainer"...
Alright, so maybe all black people aren't all alike, but picture this scene on Cops, the reality series. Except, of course, instead of Bonds input this: 20 year old black male, crack rocks stuffed in his pocket, pipe in his sock, and a shirt that says "I LUV MUNCHIES"
Cop: Do you know why we pulled you over, chased you through the alley, down the street, over three fences, and had to beat you with our billy clubs?
Black Man: Man, man *hard breathing* I din't do nuttin'.
Cop: Really? Well, we found this crack cocaine on you and some paraphernalia.
Black Man: I din't know it was marijuana man. Guy who sold it to me just called it sumtin' else and a pipe fo smokin' tobacco.
Cop: So you're saying you didn't know this was illegal? How much did you pay for this?
Black Man: I solt him my kid. He said he'd take that. Then, when I got all funny afta I smokd it, I gave him my wife.
Cop: So, you willingly paid nonsensical amounts for and smoked something you didn't know what was, and then when you achieved the desired result by obtaining such goods, you then paid even more for it?
Black Man: Yes.
Cop: Hey, somebody hand me my club again. We've got to beat this guy again.
Okay, so maybe that isn't quite the same as the Bonds issue, but Jesus fucking Christ, who the hell does this guy think he's fooling? I mean, I don't think anyone could possibly believe this lying sack of nigger shit, and that quote about him keeping his money, well fuck shit ass.
Yes, fuck. Shit. Ass.
The guy makes such an absurd amount of money, I find it to be hilarious he has the balls to say that. I mean, not that I don't agree, I just want to comment on it. Clearly, the man is guilty of paying a drug dealer money to purchase something illegal. The fact that he has the balls to lie about it, and then tell people he has so much money that he gets to keep it because he's black... priceless.
No, even if Barry Bonds did take steroids, which I think is pretty fucking obvious (that or he's the dumbest nigger since Mike Tyson), he's still my hero. I hope to one day have the stones to stand up and tell the world, "Yes, I have millions of dollars. Yes, sometimes I like to sit and make paper airplanes of hundred dollar bills, light them on fire, and throw them, all just so I can yell "MAYDAY!" And do all of you know why I do this? Because I'm white. And I have more money than all of you. And I'll do with it what I fucking want."
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/baseball/mlb/12/03/bonds.steroids.ap/index.html?cnn=yes - Full Article
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-12-04 10:01:58 EST (#)
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mickginny... i think you're missing the point of this article...
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-03 16:45:12 EST (#)
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A man who plays at the level Barry plays at is under a microscope at all times. His whole life is dissected relentlessly.
There are things that he does on the field that I don't particularly care for like when he goes base on balls, he strolls down to first. No matter who you are, you throw your fuckin bat and run to first. But he is not the only guy that does stuff like that, guys who hit .200 walk to first as well, It's just an overall disrespect for the principles of proper ball the ethics of baseball are being lost, it is unfortunate, but things change> after all this is not 1952 anymore .
As far as his personal life, I could care less if he is gay or if he cheats on his taxes.
Whatever the guy says is usually taken out of context or perverted. What is perceived as a smug arrogant attitude is merely his demeanor while playing ball>>his game face.
Whenever I have seen an interview he comes across as gracious and modest
Is he the best player of all time? Of course not, everyone knows that distinction is held by Willie Mays. However, he is definitely the best slugger of all time, that is a fact. I am confident he will surpass hammerin hank within two years
People naturally say he is the best player of all time because he delivers what puts asses in the seats> the long ball. But a baseball player has to be just as jaw dropping awesome with his glove to be considered a great player. Someone said he is a shitty fielder in this thread. Nothing could be farther from the truth he is a great fielder but he does not even compare to what the say hey kid did in center field consistently for 20 years.
Joey D was hated because he did not cow tow to the press but all that is forgotten because time has got between that shit and ultimately his accomplishments are all that matter now.
What it comes down to is he will always be hated because of jealousy and spiteful press.
i usually +2 for baseball posts but Barry is far from being a nigger.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-03 15:45:39 EST (#)
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my fav is Ice Cube.
Submitted by bignasty (user info) at 2004-12-03 14:41:14 EST (#)
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I want to kill barry with a toothpick.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-03 14:36:30 EST (#)
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In an interview he said that "the clear" was flaxseed oil and "the cream" was some other holistic bullshit, and he never knew it was steroids.
He thinks we some dumb farm negroes I tell ya
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-12-03 13:01:07 EST (#)
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hcp... i'm not angry barry bonds has more money than me, if you read the last paragraph you'd see that.
i just think he's a cock rag.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:59:16 EST (#)
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I have proof Barry Bonds is gay...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51950
Trust me.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:57:45 EST (#)
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Your just angry because your a poor white guy.
Don't you have dishes to wash or something?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:43:34 EST (#)
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I hate it how people suck Bond's dick, like he's some kind of savior to baseball. He is nothing but a selfish cancer of a man. Doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself, hates his team, his team hates him, and he's a shitty fielder.
Fuck Barry Bonds.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:41:58 EST (#)
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roid rage bitches
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:37:54 EST (#)
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oh yeah--
Babe Ruth
Hank Aaron
Yogi Bera
Robin Yount
Cal Ripken Jr.
Mickey Mantle
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:36:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:34:41 (#)
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If you think he is the greatest player in the game. You don't know shit about baseball.
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I'm going to go +2 something of yours for that.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:34:41 EST (#)
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If you think he is the greatest player in the game. You don't know shit about baseball.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:33:42 EST (#)
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"We got tested two times this season unannounced," Bonds tesified. "I don't trust baseball. They say it's anonymous, but then they put your name on it. So I don't trust baseball. So I asked Greg ... 'I want to know what baseball's doing behind our backs.'
That asshole says he doesn't "trust baseball". He can go fuck himself. Baseball and the fans don't trust him worth a shit.
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:33:36 EST (#)
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great commentary
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:32:59 EST (#)
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He is , indeed, probably the most arrogant and dishonest athlete and person in the world.
With that said, steroids or not, he is probably the greatest player in the history of the game.
And no one will care because he's such a piece of shit as a human being.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:32:05 EST (#)
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Barry is NOT a nigger.
Jimmy walker is a nigger
http://www.ubersite.com/m/32438
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:30:58 EST (#)
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today yankees scumbag jason giambi admitted to taking steroids...on an unrelated note, slugger barry bonds' head has grown 4 hat sizes since joining the major leagues.