Lojope is a cockmaster?? (970 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.05 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by chuck butkauskas <chuckb1.at.consolidated.net> (View user info) at 2004-12-03 12:47:51 EST
My eyes shifted to the top of the page and I saw it. Cockmaster, the ultimate cockmaster
of all that is Uber. I have only been reading this site for a month or so and I don't know
that I am qualified to define such a term as cockmaster. I always imagined that to be a cockmaster
one had to have something to master. I have struggled to be the master of my man-meat for 30 years or so (yes I know I am old). Anyway, back to the point, Lojope, I would love for you to master
my lil weener. Just kidding, I don't know you except for your wonderfull writing. Damn it. Where
am I going with this post? Fuck, you people have gotten me all confused now. One minute I am reading about a guy bashing his wifes skull to bits and the next it is a sweet Christmas concert for the kiddies.
Uber is fucking with my brain.
User Reviews
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-12-03 18:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She sucked Bart's cock.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-03 17:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who has been nasty to me? I hadn't noticed.
PS> Eat my balls.
Submitted by houseman (user info) at 2004-12-03 17:37:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy now I see why people are nasty to you.
Thank You Loren I plan on it.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-03 15:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lojope is an excellent cock master. she takes great care of her cocks. why, i just ate one the other day.
and her chickens are well kept, as well.
great farm you're running lojope! keep up the good work!
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-03 14:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes. Yes, I am.
Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-12-03 14:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ok...?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-12-03 13:51:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Because we need more 30-somethings here to help offset the ever-growing number of teenagers.
Stick around.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-03 13:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-12-03 13:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop eating retard poison.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-03 13:22:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
my favorite phrase is "you're stuck like chuck"
and that's your name...
well, gotta go
Submitted by Crudite (user info) at 2004-12-03 13:13:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-03 13:02:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
hello eric rice
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-12-03 13:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lojope mastered my cock. She's also mastered me. That's why I do whatever she wants.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-03 13:02:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hello eric rice
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-12-03 13:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You take the title now!
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2004-12-03 13:00:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just No comment.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
meh.
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:54:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What they said.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:52:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:51:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by houseman (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:51:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's not uber fucking with your brain, it's my dick poking you in the eye. Open up bitch!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:52:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a fucking moron.
I'm sure you've heard that a gazillion times...but never from me.
Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:51:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is the definition of a bad, incoherrent, poorly planned first post.
you're going to get flamed.
Submitted by houseman (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Man I really suck.
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-12-03 12:50:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
welcome, oh old newb