Knockoff porn movie titles (327170 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.83 on 363 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Razor <Jeremy_21117.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-02-19 13:44:33 EST
So... you've all probably heard of movies like "Pulp Friction" - a porno which derives its name from a real movie... well here is a list of ones that I've invented myself for your entertainment. Feel free to add your own, or list real ones that are funny.
Gangbangs of New York
My Big Fat Greek Whore
Star Whores
Star Whores Episode II - Attack of the Bones
How to Make a Guy Cum in Ten Minutes
The Pianist - just pronounce it out loud :)
Hairy Peter and the Sorceror's Bone
Hairy Peter and the Chamber of Fetishes
Laid in Manhattan
Forrest Hump
Men in Back
Laying Private Ryan
Pearl Harbor Necklace
A Beautiful Ass
XXX-Men
Baredevil
Sweet Bone Alabama
8 Inches (Starring eminem with a prosthetic enlargement)
Riding Miss Daisy
Porn on the Fourth Of July
A Few Good Men (No need to even change the title)
The Bitches of Eastdick
ok my lunch just got here, that's enough for now... whatever you do do NOT make any references to the movie "Kangaroo Jack" in your responses.
User Reviews
Submitted by eye_on_my_nonothing (user info) at 2009-10-10 18:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought of some, but now they seem lame in comparison.
Submitted by redrabbitt (user info) at 2009-09-13 22:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
how about wife swap? you know, like the tv show, except better.
Submitted by TLawrence (user info) at 2009-05-11 17:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay.
Submitted by THERAPlST (user info) at 2009-04-27 05:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just saw this on HBO, The DaVinci Coed. XD
Submitted by Trypno (user info) at 2009-02-22 16:14:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
I STILL Know Who You Did Last Summer
Balls of Fury <---No need to change title
Fluffer the Vampire Layer
Sperminator
Sperminator 2
Sperminator 3: Rise of the Queens
Top Cum
MILF (as opposed to MILK, of course the title MILK works just as well)
Mad Maxipad
Mad Maxipad 2: Thunderbone
Dildo Saggins (just plain funny)
Submitted by evilmedley (user info) at 2009-02-11 19:37:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The Midnight Meat Train
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2009-01-16 10:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by googogoogoogo (user info) at 2008-12-21 17:45:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lord of the Dicks
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-09-15 00:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-08-28 16:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by jtrujillo34 (user info) at 2008-08-28 15:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brokeback Mountain
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-09 05:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bend over Beckham
Submitted by asdfis1234 (user info) at 2008-04-11 10:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A night on a member
Manned and Delivered
Office Gape
V for Vanessa
Semi-Porn
Submitted by tmpg (user info) at 2007-11-29 22:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Womb raider. Pump my ride
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why does this piece of shit have 250,000+ hits?
It REALLY isn't that good.
Or, good at all.
Submitted by keitsith (user info) at 2007-10-31 11:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
S W E E T !!!
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-10-28 12:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2 Girls 1 Cup. Highly recommended.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-10 03:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Should have been Shaving private ryan, or shaving ryan's privates hahaha
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Never rated this one either.
Submitted by BlinkinTurtle (user info) at 2007-08-31 21:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You, Me & Dupree.
Rita, Sue & Bob Too.
Anita & Me.
Little Red Riding Good.
Bend Her (Ben Hur)
Aladdin
A Nightmaid Before Christmas
Poke-her-ontus.
Poke-e-man
Double Team
Twins
Trans Farmers (FETISH)
Greased
Hairy Movie
Scream
3 Men and a Little Lady
Slackass - The Movie
Submitted by seiryuu (user info) at 2007-08-23 23:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are these taken?
Good Will Cunting (Good Will Hunting)
Big Momma's House (dosen't really need changing)
Holes (dosen't need changing)
Dude, where's my Dildo? (Dude, Where's my car?)
Poon Raider (Tomb Raider)
Moulin Splooge (Moulin Rouge)
3(0Y0) <-- cheesy. i know. (300)
Hindfeld (Seinfeld)
Tits of Fury (Fists of Fury)
Hoe Trip (Road Trip)
Submitted by viciouscorndog (user info) at 2007-06-09 17:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Unoriginal... but some good ones in there
Submitted by anass (user info) at 2007-05-01 18:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A Few Good Men... haha
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-25 22:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Montucky (user info) at 2007-02-02 13:57:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I prefer Saving Ryan's Privates
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-11 22:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Really nothing special here.
Submitted by teza (user info) at 2007-01-11 22:05:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How about buffy the Vampire layer
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-12-15 16:03:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by rennfahrer (user info) at 2006-11-03 16:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Amusing
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-09-17 02:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
got nothing from it
Submitted by JediMasterJambi (user info) at 2006-09-13 04:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A little "I have way too much time on my hands"-ish, a few made me smile. GJ man.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-29 23:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Gargamel (user info) at 2006-08-26 22:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good Will Cunting.
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-08-24 20:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is Full Metal Dildo taken?
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2006-08-24 18:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha ha for Milo & Otis
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-18 08:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Never bothered to read all the reiews to this, but:
Milo & Otis.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-16 05:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
necroscat pirates of the caribbean 2: on a dead man's chest
Submitted by Lianne260987 (user info) at 2006-08-16 05:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't even break a smile. sorry
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-11 19:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Truly a horrible post.
Submitted by Gargamel (user info) at 2006-08-11 19:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Naked Lunch.
Submitted by adjones619 (user info) at 2006-08-09 19:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Butt Pirates of the Carribean
Snake in My Pants, Snake on the Plane
Do it all Night, The Balls of Ricky Bobby.. Talladega Nights, The Ballad of Rick Bobby
Fuck Me Twice..Miami Vice
Inside of a Man...Inside Man
Adam & Steve.. Adam & Steve
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-05 22:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im sorry but why is this most viewed?
Submitted by Laser (user info) at 2006-08-04 06:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All I can think of right now is
Indiana Bones
Submitted by tonylachacha (user info) at 2006-07-18 01:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't get to read all of the replies, or even 50% of them for that matter because there are so many, so sorry if they are repeats but here's a few I came up with:
Star Whores: Episode 1 - The Phantom Penis
Star Whores: Episode 2 - Attack of the Bones
Star Whores: Episode 3 - Revenge of the Stiff
Star Whores: Episode 4 - A New Grope
Star Whores: Episode 5 - The Empire Strikes From the Back
Star Whores: Episode 6 - Return of the Fed-Ex Guy
Black Cock Down
Bite Club
Colliteral (just say it out loud, it'll make sense)
Shaving Ryan's Private
Doing John Malkovich
Missionary Impossible
Little Shop of Whores
And a couple titles that don't really need to be changed:
Bend It Like Beckham
Snatch
Super Size Me
On the Waterfront
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Jaws
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-07-10 02:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
American History XXX
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, and The Naked
A Streetwalker Named Desiree
All My Well Hung Sons
The Jerk Off
Big (no need to change the title)
Submitted by guiness (user info) at 2006-06-19 16:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Saving Ryan's Privates
Submitted by itsallgonepetetong (user info) at 2006-06-07 10:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha, these are hilarious. I gota print em off for my bloke to read!
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-03 15:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
post this today, it gets 600 hits with a -1.08 on 20 reviews then fades into obscurity. i guess there was a time when this was considered funny.
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-03 15:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm...
These are some interesting titles.
What about Triple X?
Star Whores: Revenge of the Bitch
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2006-05-28 09:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-27 12:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by XoXFreaksRUsXoX (user info) at 2006-02-21 10:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jackoff: The Movie
Submitted by Doberish (user info) at 2006-02-20 23:04:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84167
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-02 00:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sheepless in montana
Submitted by dbutler1986 (user info) at 2006-02-02 00:37:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hairy Peter and the Goblet of X...or, Hairy Peter and the Prisoner of the Dominatrix...
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-01-25 19:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bare-back Mountin'
Submitted by Ditka (user info) at 2006-01-07 18:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
timing is everything it looks like
Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-21 06:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
,
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-21 06:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
After going through the history of ubersite, from Harry Carey to this (don't fear, I didn't scroll through thousands of messages. Many of them were deleted), I now understand how this got so many hits. I apologize for the -2, and this is to make up for it.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2005-12-20 18:59:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hurtgen, I didn't copy and paste this. I've never done that, or anything like it. I seriously did this post in five minutes and it continues to garner hits years later for no good reason.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/6
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-14 16:16:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
saturday night beaver
Submitted by coldplay1989 (user info) at 2005-12-10 21:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Whore of the Century (Storm of the Century)
Lord of the Dick (Lord of the Dance)
Whore of the Worlds (War of the Worlds)
Van Humping (Van Helsing)
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-08 03:13:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
150k hits?
Submitted by boy (user info) at 2005-12-04 03:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
trying to be a smartass but coming off a dumbass? i agree
Submitted by Dr.Gonzo (user info) at 2005-12-02 14:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kangaroo Jack-off (Bestiality)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-02 13:22:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
desperate housewhores #'s 1 and 2. i just saw these today...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-22 15:24:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
well it's a real title, "i love lanny," stead of lucy har har.. get it? yeah anyway, by suze randall, some funny outtakes at the end.
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-11-19 07:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how much fake eurotrash are you going to emulate in that review?
Submitted by yuvalset (user info) at 2005-11-19 06:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I saw so many reactions that I thought some kind of Creativity God was awaken when this was posted. Then I sawit was posted in 2003... much vasser under de bridge
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-11-17 13:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
well... being that i work at a porn mag i should probably know more titles. i don't but i recommend "pirates." it's a great spoof kinda on well duh pirates of the caribbean. but anyway watching janine toss jesse jane around was cool.
Submitted by MrHappyPants (user info) at 2005-11-09 14:03:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78654
Submitted by penisvonmunchousen (user info) at 2005-10-06 16:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Deep Impact
A Tale of Two Titties
Backdoor Anal sluts 17
Submitted by hurt911gen (user info) at 2005-10-01 22:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 because I got some laughs.
-2 because you copied and pasted it.
Submitted by pfs4life321 (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ocotpussy---octopussy haha James bond
Submitted by kelc (user info) at 2005-09-18 22:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Agent Cody Spanks
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-18 17:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73270
random bob link
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-09-18 17:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
laurence of her labia.
Submitted by brummie92 (user info) at 2005-09-18 17:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Not great
Submitted by wileyfinger (user info) at 2005-08-18 04:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you really suggesting that you came up with Forrest Hump?
Thats ballsy
Submitted by adjones619 (user info) at 2005-08-09 17:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A Night in Roxes Berry.....A Night at the Roxberry
A house of a 1000 Bitches..... A house of a 1000 Corpes
Hit it Joe Black....Meet Joe Black
Close your eyes.I'm Cumming......Open your eyes
Zorro. the Gay Blade.....Zorro the Gay Blade
Submitted by Kindred (user info) at 2005-08-03 02:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Razor - always walking that edge <--that was lame
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72348 <--This is not
...
Submitted by rockinrory (user info) at 2005-07-29 12:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
How about A Few Good Women (A Navy Man's Wet Dream)
Submitted by Gendo (user info) at 2005-07-28 16:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
[garbage deleted by bart]
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-26 00:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70277
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-07-16 02:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maye's Tricks: She's Loaded ... Matrix Reloaded
Submitted by malaknajla (user info) at 2005-07-04 14:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw someone suggest Lord of the G-Strings...
Dude, that one actually exists!
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-24 05:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
laurence of her labia
9 1/2 wanks
carry on cottaging
the bone collector (needs no changing)
pirates of the carribean: the pearl necklace
lock, stock and two smoking cocks
Robin's hood
Conan the ass-raper
the fast and the furious (needs no changing)
Dick turpin
splattterher (gattaca)
I would go on, but i have to go over here now.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-06-24 05:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
129138 hits?
jeberus
Submitted by DJ_Schuby (user info) at 2005-06-24 05:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The Pornstar Iden-titty
Shakespeare Undressed
Tit-anic The Ship of Boobs
Bad Boys (no need to change this title)
Close Encounters of the Nude Kind
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-06-09 18:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-05-21 03:01:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, this is shit.
Submitted by Fister (user info) at 2005-06-09 18:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Really didnt have time to read all coments.
Was Lord Of The G-Strings , in there somewhere ??
Submitted by BigDaddyV2.0 (user info) at 2005-06-02 15:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shaving Ryan's Privates
The Longest Dong
Who's Your Big Daddy?
Fantastic Foursome
Lord Of the c-o-c-k Rings
Deuce Bigalo: Moneywhore
Anaconda (no need to change this one)
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-05-30 22:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-05-21 03:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, this is shit.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-05 20:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Glad-he-ate-her.
Submitted by Mr.Brightside (user info) at 2005-05-05 03:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
XXX: State of the Poonion
Submitted by Mr.Brightside (user info) at 2005-05-05 03:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sperminator 3: Rise of His Machine
Sperminator 2 I can see Arnold whipping out his cock to a cheesy "Its judgement day"
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry forgot the +2 for the porn...
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Or how about:
Licking Las Vegas
Dr. Strangelove (or How I Learned To Quit Jacking off and Fucked Your Mom)
-no that's not a comment; that's a proposed movie title
Oh and BTW - some of those titles listed ARE REAL porno movies...
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2005-05-03 19:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nrr (user info) at 2005-04-27 02:50:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
You losers've got nothin...
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon.
_____
impressive
Submitted by Wiggis (user info) at 2005-04-27 11:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The Sound of Porno Music
Citizen's Cane
Ferris Bueller's Day Long Boff
Dunn Her
Sex, Lies, and more Sex
The Poonies
Moby's Dick
Whoregate
Rambone
Benny and Poon
Spaceballs (No need to change the title)
Indiana Bones and the Raiders of the Lost Ass
Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon
Indiana Bones and the Ass Crusade
Pokey and the Ass Bandit
The Twilight Bone
High Infidelity
Buttman & Rubbin
Seven Years in Her Butt
There's my contribution. You should make a second list incorporating all the ones people give you.
Submitted by nrr (user info) at 2005-04-27 02:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You losers've got nothin...
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon.
Submitted by j4callen (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow, you punned, poorly, repetively, unoriginally. Congrats!
Submitted by klipgogga (user info) at 2005-04-07 09:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Firstly, Hi! I'm new...
Secondly, to all yall pricks without a sense of humor... just the fact that this post has lasted for more than two years proves that it's actually quite amusing.
How about: "Drive This Miss Daisy" (Heard it on TV somewhere)
Submitted by Deb625 (user info) at 2005-03-26 21:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"Holes"
You don't have to change the title on that one, either.
Submitted by Diskincluded (user info) at 2005-03-24 10:34:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehehehe, I can't help but think of "Twister" for the name of a S&M porno...
Submitted by fhebornin70 (user info) at 2005-03-10 00:56:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My contribution:
"Shaggle Rock"
"Gape Fear"
Submitted by ScottMaximus (user info) at 2005-03-03 17:21:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gay porn- Ray
million dollar gang bang
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-28 01:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/60787
Submitted by KBCommando (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is one of the best non-serious posts I have ever read. I know, I know, thoughtless and crude but PWESOME. I think my personal favorite is The Pimpire Strikes Back. It just seems like it should be on a t-shirt somehwhere.
Submitted by okokididitbutiwasdrunk (user info) at 2005-02-04 18:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The Grudge Fuck
Assault on Brothel 69
Sideways
Submitted by Deb625 (user info) at 2005-01-21 03:21:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Holes.
You don't even have to change the title.
also Glad-He-Ate-Her
Submitted by Kakashi-Sensei (user info) at 2005-01-19 00:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Kangaroo porks Jack in Australia"
Submitted by ssj4yamcha (user info) at 2005-01-18 07:50:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
kangaroo jack.
Submitted by mazman23 (user info) at 2005-01-17 11:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Vermin....he likes his porn..... check this out!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56905
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-03 11:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Alexander.
Wait... It already IS a gay porn movie?
Oh... OK then.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-12-25 21:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Most viewed message...
What the fuck...
Submitted by switters (user info) at 2004-12-24 00:58:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dodgeballs
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-11 23:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cocks...
A Clerks knock-off...
How has NO ONE thought of this yet...
Submitted by PrettyBondage (user info) at 2004-12-05 16:35:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Arma-Get-It-On (Armagedon) (that's a real one)
Submitted by thricepalermo (user info) at 2004-11-29 16:41:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Tom Hanks in "The man with one red testicle".
Submitted by Fish3000 (user info) at 2004-11-07 19:11:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Entertaining.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-11-04 20:18:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Has anyone heard of Pugwash the Pirate? Kids show. There's Pugwash, Seaman Staines, Master Bates and Roger, the cabin boy. The censors have hit the more recent episodes; I don't know how they got the first 3 series past.
Submitted by Pringles4eva (user info) at 2004-10-25 02:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45753
Submitted by original_cola (user info) at 2004-10-15 20:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
link whore and a +2
http://www.aolsux.us
Submitted by cyberchild_75 (user info) at 2004-10-15 15:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I needed a good laugh, I didn't get all the way threw, but here are some more....
Carrie 2- The RAG
Friday the 13th Part 69-Hockey Mask of Fur
No Principals-(The Principal)
The Whore-(The Core)
28 day Masterbater(28 days Later)
Road to Penetration-(Road to Perdition)
Higher Sperming-(Higher Learning)
50 first rapes-50 first dates
Submitted by Racist_as_fook (user info) at 2004-10-14 11:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how about... MEN IN BLACK MEN
SHAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES +
WHITE BITCHES SUCK BLACK COCK (new disney film out in december)
Submitted by jhon bei <butta_yobiscuit.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-10-11 23:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by landyuk at 2004-10-11 03:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Raiders of the Lost Ass
Shaving Private Ryan
Submitted by XXmunkyNUTZxxx (user info) at 2004-10-07 21:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Major Pain (no need to change)
Submitted by XXmunkyNUTZxxx (user info) at 2004-10-07 21:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wille Duerr
Submitted by letpandasdie (user info) at 2004-10-07 13:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the girl with the pearl necklace.
fancy a laugh? look at http://www.letpandasdie.com
Submitted by Hippie101 (user info) at 2004-09-28 15:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bruce almighty (just have to elaborate on the heavenly... umm... moment. she's hot, i want one.)
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2004-09-28 14:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yellow Rain, the R. Kelly movie
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-09-27 20:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Deep Impact (no change)
How come no one has said that so far? It seems fairly obvious to me. And for the record, this is still on of my favorite posts because of it's long lasting ability to stay funny.
Submitted by project_nessa (user info) at 2004-09-26 01:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"All Giant on the Western Cunt"
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-09-23 10:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102
Submitted by paperplate5 (user info) at 2004-09-22 09:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, Playmate of The Apes is a real title. I saw it one night on TV. REALLY stupid. Bunch of retards in pink monkey suits.
Submitted by paperplate5 (user info) at 2004-09-22 09:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very funny. A worthwhile read. +2. I think these are ACTUAL titles Schindler's Fist, Playmate of The apes, the Bare wench project
Submitted by Spinder (user info) at 2004-09-20 23:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mr. Hollends Opedius.
.. and before you catch me up on the spelling.... its a really bad porno - they dont need things like spelling and acting ability. Tits suffice.
Submitted by Jennifer (user info) at 2004-09-16 14:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Alice in Underpants / Alice in Wonderbra (Alice in Wonderland)
The Little Frenchmaid (The Little Mermaid)
101 Positions (101 Dalmatians)
The Giant King (The Lion King)
Cherry Poppins (Mary Poppins)
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs...
Toystory...
Monsters Inc...
Monster Mash...
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-09-11 06:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Most viewed? Why??? This is hardly worth reading. This is a "knock a post up before going on lunch" post... Very very easy post. I would have thought some of razors decent material might have made it up here, but this???
Submitted by Thomas Ford at 2004-09-10 09:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What about: White men can't hump.
Submitted by stubert (user info) at 2004-09-09 19:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how about
Malcom in the Middle
Me Myself and Irene
Indiana JOnes and the Temple PoonEveryone Loves Ramond
Fuck Me If You Can
Treasure Island (take a guess)
Beuty and the Beast
well i could probbily rhink of more but too much typeing
Submitted by pen15 (user info) at 2004-09-07 00:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Napoleons Dynomite
Submitted by bcwoods26 (user info) at 2004-09-03 13:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This one actually deserves the "Kicker of all ass" +2. Not just for the actual post but for all the comments. That shit was so funny. Actually it got me in trouble a little. I was trying to give a status report to the commander and "In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon" spung up and I started laughing again. Then you know how it is...you start laughing when you aren't supposed to and it makes it that much funnier. I had to excuse myself and go to the bathroom and get it all out.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2004-09-01 06:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how about dawson's crack, twin cheeks, the penetrator
Submitted by RQ at 2004-08-30 02:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What about :-)) such potential classics as:
"Mr Smith Goes To Wash Her Mound" [...Washington]
"Butch Cassidy and the Sun-Dancing Queen" [...SundanceKid]
"In 'er Space" [Innerspace]
"Inn of the Sick Happiness" [...Sixth...]
"Briefs Encounter" [Brief...]
"Eat Woman, Drink Man" [Eat, Drink, Man, Woman]
"Big" [Hehehe]
"12 Angry Gay Men" [Category=MMMMMMMMMMMM lol]
"Lost in Transvestism" [translation: ....translation][a tragi-comedy, no doubt]
"You've Got Tail" [...Mail]
and so on and so forth, ad infinitum, for as long as can be imagined, and even then.....
Submitted by kingjc (user info) at 2004-08-29 17:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
how about making "fill bill" :)
Submitted by T at 2004-08-29 14:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-08-25 21:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Along with the cunt game forementioned, you can also play the anal game, where you just add "anal" to the beginning of any car name. Works best in trailer parks, where you'll find some greats as the "anal prowler" or the "anal jamboree". Never gets old.
Submitted by DrPresident (user info) at 2004-08-25 15:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Womb Raider (ewwwww.....)
Submitted by Midnight_Laydee (user info) at 2004-08-24 05:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice one, reminds me of a little game we used to play in school called "The Cunt Game"!
Instead of making the titles dirty, just switch the last word of any movie/TV show/Song title with the word "cunt" for hilarious results...
Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2004-08-21 01:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Hairy Porpoise and the Sorcerers Stones"
Submitted by ADAM FORD <THISISME.at.aol.com> at 2004-08-20 17:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuk off and grow up losers
Submitted by Alex83 (user info) at 2004-08-20 14:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey don't forget "German Beauty"
Btw. nice list
Submitted by HarryFeltersnatch (user info) at 2004-08-19 03:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, that list reminded me of an old porno my mother used to have hidden away in a drawer called Throbbing Hood.
Submitted by jiggs (user info) at 2004-08-18 23:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Pimpire Strikes Black!
Submitted by jiggs (user info) at 2004-08-18 23:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A Quiver Runs Through It
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-18 17:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/31438
Submitted by Super_pwning_ninja (user info) at 2004-08-07 02:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I cannot believe that I did not see: Clear and Present Dildo(Clear and Present Danger)
Happy Crackwhore (Happy Gilmore)
Harlet's Web (Charlotte's web)
and of course James and the Giant Peach
Submitted by EvrenWasHere (user info) at 2004-08-04 01:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I, Fembot
Submitted by doorknob (user info) at 2004-08-04 01:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cum With the Wind (or blow it out your ass)
Submitted by door knob <bigowl.at.cox.net> at 2004-08-04 00:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ProtossPhreak (user info) at 2004-08-03 09:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Passion 2: Christ's Second Cumming
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-01 16:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.FreeFlatScreens.com/default.aspx?referer=7584498
Free flat screen monitor or TV! Just sign up for eBay on the requirements page, place a bid (doesn't even have to be a winning bid), and get 8 friends to do the same! Don't forget to verify your email on the 'My Account' page.
FREE SHIT WOO
Submitted by Jesus Tymofie at 2004-07-30 19:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i heard this on tv... Men in Black Men
Submitted by Sardonix (user info) at 2004-07-29 01:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Gew, it's like I'm trapped in one giant, horrible pun. The numerous [unfunny] replies remind me of the token friend that seems to enjoy making very lame jokes, to which nobody laughs at.
Submitted by pinky10985 (user info) at 2004-07-28 14:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very very funni!
a couple more instead of
Forrest Hump
could be Foreskin Gump
Laying Private Ryan
could be Saving Ryans Privates... i think saving ryans privates was a sketch on mad tv at one time, but im not sure...
Submitted by signoir_aaron at 2004-07-26 16:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
BRUCE ALMIGHTY good in bed... ha ha ha im great
Submitted by Akegata (user info) at 2004-07-23 04:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like knockoff porn titles.
Submitted by Tex (user info) at 2004-07-21 21:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Beer and Boning in Las Vegas
Submitted by ed <ed.at.gte.net> at 2004-07-16 20:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dr. Screwlittle
Submitted by maggot (user info) at 2004-07-13 17:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mrs deeds
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-07-12 18:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Backside to the Future... Nice.
Submitted by SixQuid at 2004-07-11 13:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just found this......lots of fun.
From beer to maternity
Crouching puppy, hidden virginity
The fast and the furious
Gone in 60 seconds
Blow
Rear Window
Playmate of the apes (this one is actually real)
(as is) K-Box
Keep 'em coming..........
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-07 18:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i know its a year late but just found this post...
i have one too - riding boys in cars :)
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-07-05 13:15:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
These are real:
Gay Men Having Sex with Eachother
Inserting Penises into Vaginas
Inserting Vaginas into Rectums
Inserting Small Children into Gay Men
Exchanging Bodily Fluids
Chlamydia Is Cool
Submitted by EvilRaff (user info) at 2004-07-01 19:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
These are real:
The Last Anal Hero
Single Tight Female
The Poonies
Honey, I Blew Everybody
Malcolm XXX
Wet Dream On Elm Street
Beverly Hills 90269
Field Of Wet Dreams
Backside To The Future
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-07-01 15:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In Depends Today
J F's Kay
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2004-06-25 03:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beetlejism
Buttman
Buttman Returns
Harry Pooter and the Chamber of Secretions
etc.
etc.
Submitted by ItsOnlyHerpes13 (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OH YEAH I HAVE TWO MORE. BUT I DIDN'T MAKE THESE UP.
GLAD-HE-ATE-HER
CHARLIE'S ANUS
Submitted by ItsOnlyHerpes13 (user info) at 2004-06-22 17:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I DUNNO I FELT LIKE WRITING ONE. HOW ABOUT FUCKFEST AT TIFFANY'S.
Submitted by Mentor (user info) at 2004-06-22 14:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Off the top of my head (which isn't minty clean with listerine)....
Angela's Anus
The Three Cockateers
The Man in the Iron Chastity Belt
Behind Enemy Behinds
Spaceballs (No alterations needed)
And I have a date with a brownie (not the girl scout, pervies), so I'll be on my way.
Submitted by dave <articsock.at.yahoo.co.uk> at 2004-06-15 07:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh
Submitted by Rushfan72 (user info) at 2004-06-14 14:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Howz 'bout:
Men in Black Women
In and Out....and In again
Shaving Ryan's Privates (tons of variations...)
Diving in Miss Daisy
LoadWarrior
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-11 11:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bitanic
Tea Bagger Vance
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-06-07 15:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually have a new that's not here.
el *pause* BJ
the spanish version of LBJ.
Submitted by ZeroSkittles <zeroskittles.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-06-03 18:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad to see im not the only one who has watched "lord of the g strings"
Submitted by DancingHobo (user info) at 2004-05-31 23:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Romeo and Julio
Submitted by darknuke (user info) at 2004-05-31 21:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The Passion of the Hot Blonde Lesbians (LOL)
Submitted by darknuke (user info) at 2004-05-31 21:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
XXX (no need to change it, lol :D)
Lord of the Nipple Rings
Women in Black
Harry Pussy and the Sorcerer's Fetish
Submitted by jumbleman (user info) at 2004-05-31 13:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lord of the Cock Rings
Kangaroo Jack Off
Fuck on You (stuck on you)
Suck on You
Big Fist (big fish)
The Twat in the Hat
Bad Boys (gay porn)
The Girl with a Pearl Necklace
Lost in Masterbation (lost in translation)
T.W.A.T. (s.w.a.t.)
Submitted by nrr (user info) at 2004-05-31 13:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon!
Submitted by lei (user info) at 2004-05-29 18:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-05-27 20:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
go here: http://members.shaw.ca/stayasyouare/tohwpmt.html
Submitted by PurpleHaze (user info) at 2004-05-27 16:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Saving Ryans Privates (Saving Private Ryan)
Blow (No need to change the title)
Golden Thighs (Golden Eye)
Big (No need to change the title)
Submitted by Ccenzo (user info) at 2004-05-27 11:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WILLY WONKY and the chocolate factory. Hehe. Crap, yes. I know.
Submitted by ralphmacchio (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh yeah also The Bare Wench Project, and The Bare Wench Project 2: Book of Babes. Those are real ones.
Submitted by ralphmacchio (user info) at 2004-05-27 10:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've always liked "Edward Penishands" or Dildohands I guess
Submitted by lenlen (user info) at 2004-05-26 01:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry i just thought of one more
The sexorcist
Submitted by lenlen (user info) at 2004-05-26 00:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pulp friction
a race oddessy 2001-interaccial flick
what women want part 2
Submitted by lenlen (user info) at 2004-05-26 00:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Charlies Anals
Submitted by jme7551 (user info) at 2004-05-25 14:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not a big porn fanatic but i know of two that have funny names
but they aren't movie names. i just felt compelled to share.
eskimo gang bang
betty sunshine makes a salad (this one involves large hydroponic veggies)
Submitted by adam771 (user info) at 2004-05-23 14:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
in spect her gadet
sea dicksit
Submitted by braincramp (user info) at 2004-05-20 01:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's some I made up:
Magic Johnson (after former-LA Lakers star of the same name)
Men on Fire (Man on Fire) Gay porn
13 Going Down on 30- after some of that sick Man/boy love gay porn
Hell! Boy!- west Texas redneck gay porn
Thelma and Lois- Lesbian chick flick
Independence Night- what happened after they killed the aliens
The Poon Identity
The Humping Man (The Running Man)
The Sperminator
The Sperminator 2: Humpment Day
There's Something Going in Mary
Apollo's 13- about some well-hung gay black man
Three Men and a Babe
The Adventures of Fuckleberry Finn
Kung Pow: Enter My Fist
Boy Soldiers (Toy Soldiers)- Gay military porn
The Cock (The Rock)- more gay porn
The Mammary (The Mummy)
The Good, the Bad and the Fucked
Poonstone (Tombstone)
3 Ninjas Fuck Back (3 Ninjas Kick Back)
Monster Balls (Monster's Ball)
As Horny As It Gets
Fucking Aphrodite
Fucked in 60 Seconds- about men with premature ejaculation
The Ass is Not Enough (The World is Not Enough)
How the Grinch Fucked Christmas
Meat the Parents (Notice how I spelled the first word!)
Save the Last Fuck (Save the Last Dance)
Searching for Bobby Fucker (Searching for Bobby Fischer)
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-19 09:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Full Metal Jack-off (J.Biafra + DOA)
Submitted by Captain-Cretin (user info) at 2004-05-19 05:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My Big Fat Greek At A Wedding
Knight Rider ( you dont even have to change the name for this one)
Flesh Gordon ( i already own a copy)
Starlight Sexpress
Bone in 30 Seconds
A Bitch Too Far
Pee On Me Herman
Road Strip
The Sheep and I
Position Impossible
Too Fat Too Furry
On the Bitch
Orgasms Eleven
Dildo's At Dawn
The Anal Guy
ps i have copyrighted all of the good one's to there!!!!
Submitted by paranoidandroid (user info) at 2004-05-17 01:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Beverly Hills 9021-HO!
Spankenstein
City of Anals
A Midsummer Night's Cream
Sheepless in Seattle
I Love Juicy
A Clockwork Orgy
And going along with the Lord of the G-Strings: Dildo Saggins, the Throbbit
Submitted by Electric Monk <electric_monk.at.softhome.net> at 2004-05-16 08:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Girl With a Pearl Necklace (Girl with a pearl earring)
Submitted by johboo (user info) at 2004-05-12 20:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The Bone Collector (Didn't even change the name)
Submitted by rattbasturd (user info) at 2004-05-09 18:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Something I'd expect from a 13 year old pubescent. Come on.
Submitted by Samo Da Jerbal at 2004-05-08 18:33:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahha +2 ahhahahah
i gotta go take a crap bye
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2004-05-01 10:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The Whole Ten Inches
Sick Degrees of Penetration
While You Were Slurping
Snatchless in Seattle (Gay Porn)
Pooper Troopers (for the fecaphiliacs)
Bonin' the Barbarian (more Gay Porn...shit)
Ejaculate Now
Desperately Seeking Semen
Dr. Seuss' The Snatch Bigger Than a Hat
Moaning Lisa's Smile
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Divine Secrets of the Yes, YES! Sisterhood
Big Trouble in a Little Vagina
The Cum on All Rears
Jackin'Ass the Movie
Ocean's Eleven Inches
Anal House
Road to Poonanny
King Dong
Head of State (wait....that's an actual movie)
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-26 17:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uhh.. just for good measure
Fister act
Fister Act II
Submitted by J Kyky Mich <fuku.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-04-25 23:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis
Swollow Hal
Will post more l8er
Submitted by funnywebsites (user info) at 2004-04-25 22:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how to losen a guy with 10 gays
queer hunter
heimen of honour
meat in parents
fuckloose
long time head
cane's, chains in automobiles
down to girth
ringpin
agent cody wanks
big fist
Submitted by funnywebsites <funny.at.websites.com> at 2004-04-23 21:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
true lays
fister
homo alone
headsucker proxy
fisting nemo
fatal erection
presumed impotent
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-23 18:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Master and Commander: Far side of the ass
Lord of the G-Strings
13 will get you 30
The CumDown
Big Boys 2
The Cat Doesn't Wear a Hat
Fill Bill: Vol 2
Queer As Folk
RoboCock
Robin Hood: Men like it tight
Hot Shots (no change needed)
Top Cum
Someone's Gotta Give
Spy Kids 3-D: Bend Over
Barney: Let's Pretend with Barney(no change needed)
Britney Spears: Give her Bone
Matchstick Men: Men with small tools
Love Finds Andy Hardon (love finds andy hardy)
Open Range (a whore's story)
Panic Poon
Submitted by funnywebsites (user info) at 2004-04-23 14:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
great really funny stuff on this thread.
bulletproof spunk
night of the giving head
cum of all fears
shindlers fist
fforest gimp
womb raider
hard wars-return of the japseye
dyke hard
rape fear
happy dildo
uncle fuck
osmosis bone's
passenger 69
never ending horny
ace vagina
anal resurrection
cock land
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2004-04-13 14:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bangaroo jack
Submitted by CystMaster (user info) at 2004-04-11 00:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Rug Rats Go Wild
Submitted by Taz35 (user info) at 2004-04-09 06:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
How about these, you don't even have to change the Title
"10"
"Big"
"Jaws"
Of course one of my favorites is "The little shop of whores"
Submitted by PunkKid420 (user info) at 2004-04-09 00:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Passion of the Enticed (passion of the christ)
Dancing on bars for boys (riding in cars w/ boys) (could have stayed as is lol)
Freaky Fuckday (Freaky friday)
The nutting professor (the nutty professeor)
Sleepless in the saddle (sleepless in seattle)
The Dominatrix (the matrix)
Eh thats all I can think of... they did something like this on saturday night live once this is hella funny and entertaining lol
Submitted by shadylady (user info) at 2004-04-06 22:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That made my night happier
whoever wrote
for gay guys
Missionary Impossible
:):) Cool.
Submitted by smoothjamie (user info) at 2004-04-03 11:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah, cool
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2004-03-31 16:34:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Cradle robber and the Tomb of innocence
Submitted by stfu <suckit.at.bitch.com> at 2004-03-29 04:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-03-26 19:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Who's EATING Gilbert Grape
Submitted by markthyme (user info) at 2004-03-25 13:36:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well there's always those classics Behind the Green Door, Devil in Mrs. Clinton, Got Bush, Canada the Viagra Years: Low Troop Count, and the Classic Tale of Palestine and the US translated into Chinese erotica 2 Can Chew
Submitted by CowTipper (user info) at 2004-03-23 13:05:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Monty's Python and the Horny Male (Monty Pythin and the Holy Grail)
Hard On: With A Vengeance (Die Hard: with a Vengeace)
The Terdcage (The Birdcage)
Dead man Humping (Dead man Walking)
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-03-21 13:27:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For gay men:
Missionary Impossible
seb
Submitted by aholly2k3 (user info) at 2004-03-20 01:12:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
School of Cock
Submitted by BlackTar (user info) at 2004-03-19 19:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok when i was in middle school me and my friends were in this MASSIVE movie store...we were upstairs looking at cartoons and documentries (dont ask why they were together??) and all of a sudden we see MIB...we were like *what is this doing here* and we look at it and on the cover it says *MIF...MEN IN FUCK* it was great...i remember it was it were yesterday....
sorry guys my spelling really sucks...
Submitted by Salmonchild (user info) at 2004-03-17 16:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i feel i must congratulate lowsodiummonkey (although belatedly) for "Das Bootie" one of the most understated and amusing title. the original post was a nice break from work too.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-12 20:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
go fisters! (ghost busters)
goat busters (ghost busters)
glad she ate her (gladiator)
austin powers gold member
101 dominatrix (101 dalmations)
shreeeeek (shrek)
the first night (the first knight)
dr. dolittle (not very satisfying)
my best friends fling (my best friends wedding)
enama of the gays (enemy at the gates)
james bond: the man with the golden cum (james bond: the man with the golden gun)
six days seven nights
the rising and cum (the rising sun)
the cowboy way (the cowboy way)
unfaithful (unfaithful)
hand and balls (hanibal)
the firm (the firm)
the generals daughter (the generals daughter)
the score (the score)
smallville (smallvile)
james bond: gold finger (james bond: gold finger)
Submitted by funkmeister (user info) at 2004-03-10 02:31:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
creative, reminds me of old mad amgazine stuff.
Submitted by SonofLiberty (user info) at 2004-03-07 19:38:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
if you all you do in your spare time, is make up these disgusting, offense titles for porn movies
YOU'RE ONE COOL MOTHER FUCKER
Dude, where's my cock=dude
little shop of whores
28 days masterbaters
lots of sex in seattle
Submitted by Jeriko2k3 (user info) at 2004-03-07 19:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Star Wars: Return of the Gigallo
Submitted by Jeriko2k3 (user info) at 2004-03-07 19:10:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for the MIB women, awesome.
Submitted by BigBear (user info) at 2004-03-05 11:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just amazingly stupid.
My brain is mad at me for having read these.
Submitted by Sandwichski (user info) at 2004-03-04 05:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Rambone...hahahahahaa that was classic.
Men In Black Women
Whale Rider
Rambone: First Blood
WHALE RIDER!...
Submitted by uberbabe (user info) at 2004-03-01 01:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who ever the ass was that Wrote Blowing Columbine...YOU SUCK! Thats just not cool!! Oh yeah and FUCK YOU!
Submitted by Dangerboy (user info) at 2004-02-28 10:13:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
the Dommanatrix: Reloaded
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-02-26 03:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Star Wars: The Empire Sucks Cock
Submitted by Jesus our lord at 2004-02-24 20:21:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love porn! I take regular tapes and turn them into porn to feed my boner! I do what I want I am Jesus! Jesus's top 5 reasons why I love porn and you need to shut up 5) I command my boner to get funky 4) Moses was a fag 3) I'm the sheppard of porn 2) Matthew 2;11 "thou shall jerk offith non stoppith" 1) Fuck you I'm Jesus http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-02-24 11:33:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by enraged_baboon (user info) at 2004-02-22 15:08:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Indian Movie Titles:
My Best Friend's Arranged Wedding
The Turbanator
Sleepless in Calcutta
The Man in the Iron Turban
The Lord of the Cobras
Submitted by codered1357 (user info) at 2004-02-22 14:56:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hairy pooter and the chamber of secretions
Submitted by fatflaver (user info) at 2004-02-20 18:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i dunno if they made a movie of this but what about
Moby Dick (no name change there)
Moby Dick 2: The Cumming
Moby Dick 3: The Return of the Semen
Submitted by mr_miagi (user info) at 2004-02-20 14:27:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
laurence of a labia
Submitted by SuperRat (user info) at 2004-02-18 23:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HomerSimpson32 (user info) at 2004-02-17 00:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The Sperminator
Submitted by Minion (user info) at 2004-02-16 16:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The One-Night-Fling And I (The King and I)
Crouching Stick Hidden Implant
Me, Myself and I (No need to change THAT one ;D )
The Spleen Mile
Josey and the Pussy
Bone of Arc (Joan of Arc)
The Princess' Ride (The Princess Bride)
Submitted by vast-right-wing-conspiracy (user info) at 2004-02-16 11:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
rambone
Submitted by aholly2k3 (user info) at 2004-02-16 00:29:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The Wife of David Gale
Crimson Tide (No need to change, eww...)
The Dominatrix (This has probably been done)
Domination Man (Demolition Man)
Submitted by EgoDestructor (user info) at 2004-02-13 16:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww, hell.
Slaving Ryan's Privates
Good Willy Humping
Popoon (only works in French Canada).
Major Legs (featuring Charlie Shin)
The Italian Handjob
The Big Spill
Johnny Nymphomaniac
Who's Afraid Of Vagina Wool?
Cracks (a Broadway musical)
Submitted by EgoDestructor (user info) at 2004-02-13 16:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Seven-Year Bitch
The First Night
White Squeel
How To Make An American Queeve
Poon Raider: The Cradle Of Love
Cunt Air
Big Trouble In Little Vagina
Sister Act (just the way it is Mmm)
The Moonies
Song of the South (something about farting)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-13 11:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Done in 60 Seconds
The Fast and the Curious
A Cockwork Orange
Submitted by judea (user info) at 2004-02-11 21:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is brilliant, simply brilliant....
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2004-02-10 01:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i know you already had this spoofed, but...
how to bang a whore in ten ways.
Submitted by BikerRob <evil_biker_rob.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-02-09 22:00:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shaving Ryans Privates?
Submitted by 2quarters (user info) at 2004-02-08 06:02:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Lust in Space?
Submitted by cheeze (user info) at 2004-02-05 19:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
then there's the porn star, alison chains.....but that's a band knock-off, so nevermind
melissa
Submitted by EgoDestructor (user info) at 2004-02-04 17:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe no one said those:
GAYLORD OF THE COCKRINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE CRINGE
SCAR WARS : THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (ewww.)
THE CODFATHER
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-25 16:37:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i cant beleive no one has quoted 'Das Butt'
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-01-23 17:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
star whores: episode 69
Submitted by rich <dadio86.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-01-19 11:01:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Gonad the Barbarian
Schindler's Fist
Buttman and Throbbin' meet the Poker
Submitted by MmmVag (user info) at 2004-01-16 18:33:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If your a total sicko... and you make a pedophile movie, try "Children of the Porn"
Submitted by skratch <lpb03.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-01-14 08:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
And another actual porn flick
"Edward Penishands"
Submitted by Moze <youdontneedtoknow@goscrewyours> at 2004-01-08 20:45:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, i love it
How bout "In-Diana Jones"
"40 gays and 40 nights"?
i dont know, im just making up stuff
"American Woman"
^^ why change the title, its already about a hooker
"The Bare Wench Project"
^^an actually movie -- very good
Errection
(as apposed to Resserection)
Bare Force One
Bare Force Two
Illegally Blonde :D
Something About Hairy
I dunno, these wer ejust off the top of my head
Submitted by guitarist11 (user info) at 2004-01-03 06:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Everyone I Did Last Summer - The Documentary
I still remember everyone I did 2 summers ago - they were that good!
My Best Friends Neighbour
Submitted by guitarist11 (user info) at 2004-01-03 06:39:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Everyone I Did Last Summer - The Documentary
I still remember everyone I did that Summer - they were that good!
My Best Friends Neighbour
Submitted by guitarist11 (user info) at 2004-01-03 06:33:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Everyone I Did Last Summer - The Documentary
I still remember everyone I did 2 summers ago - they were that good!
Submitted by xstatic-alli (user info) at 2004-01-03 04:36:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
can't forget the disney ones:
lilo and her bitch (lilo and stitch)
poke-a-hot-ass (pocahontas)
Brother, bare! (Brother Bear)
the aristocunts (the aristocats)
robin's wood (robin hood)
ahaha. i crack myself up.
Submitted by Christ (user info) at 2003-12-29 21:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/21705
Submitted by jubal <jubal666.at.bellsouth.net> at 2003-12-24 05:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you forgot; Little Orphan Tranny, They Came on the Planet Butt, The Hole Nine Inches, Night of the Living Dong, Fist Club, Boondock Sluts, Can't Hardly Wait: to fuck, Dirty Work IV,
Submitted by bill <bill.at.aol.com> at 2003-12-19 14:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
starship poopers, lord of the O rings, jason xXx
Submitted by cchero (user info) at 2003-12-17 22:29:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A + for creativity
Submitted by DeusEx070 (user info) at 2003-12-17 13:21:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good Will Cunting (Good Will Hunting)
28 Dicks Later (28 Days Later)
The Fast and Furious (No change needed)
Lord of The Cock Rings (The Lord Of the Rings)
Submitted by ViolentByDesign (user info) at 2003-12-10 16:55:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fist of Legends (no need to change title)
Butt Boys (Bad Boys)
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-12-04 14:17:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Plagiarising? Fuck you cuntrag, show me where I plagiarized from.
This post is my own invention.
Submitted by Yautja (user info) at 2003-12-04 00:49:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad. We cant forget about Playmate of the Apes either.
Submitted by alveenie (user info) at 2003-12-01 23:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Props for plagarising. Fag.
Submitted by nazislut (user info) at 2003-11-21 10:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and dont foregt the movie titles that dont even need to be changed
BLOW
SNATCH
WHAT WHERE THE WRITING THINKING WHEN THEY NAMED THESE MOVIES LOL
Submitted by cbgb2002 <cbgb2002.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-11-19 15:55:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The replies are so much better than the original. I hope these ones haven't been mentioned:
Willy Wanker and the Fudge Packery
The Fast and the Furriest
School of Cock
American Bi
Beauty & the Priest
Detroit Cock City
There's Something About Hairy
Crammer vs. Crammer
Mr. Holland's Penis
Poonstruck
My Best Friend's Bedding
Submitted by ncacia (user info) at 2003-11-17 16:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Itty Bitty Gang Bang - It has to be a porn with midgets, of course...
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-11-16 21:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it should be Shaving Ryan's Privates. And there's Fievel Goes South, An Officer and a Genitalman, Throbbinhood, Done in 60 Seconds, Lord of the Rims, Honey, I Blew My Wad, Interview With a Vibrator, Mating With Guffman, Lord of the Rims,Everybody Does Raymond, I Cream on Jeanie, Who Rimmed Roger Rabbit, and E3:The Extra Testical.
Submitted by KY <ky.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-11-14 16:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
What about:
Indiana Joan & the Temple of Poon
Gays Gone Wild
Bunsmoke
Revenge of the Terds
The Bone Ranger
and to come:
Mystic Beaver
The Gaytrix
Masterbater & Commander
Drill Bill
Shattered Ass
The Texas Chainsaw GangBang
Tupac: The Erection
Submitted by cheesedick (user info) at 2003-11-14 04:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha "men in back" that was quality.
Instead of Laying private ryan it should have been.... Savouring Ryans Privates
Submitted by Ryan at 2003-11-12 23:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I always thought something dirty of this title...
The Bone Collector
Submitted by governorcommonsense (user info) at 2003-11-04 21:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
porn
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-10-29 18:25:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wally Wanker and the Chocolate Factory.
Real title.
Submitted by wontonwombat (user info) at 2003-10-10 02:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
it's hairy porker, not hairy peter!!
give me a break i used to work at a movie theatre, we had nothing better to do
1. hairy porker and the sorcerer's bone
2. hairy porker and the bedchamber of secrets
3. hairy porker and the prisoner of ass cabin
4. hairy porker and the goblin's spire
5. hairy porker and the order of the penis
that is all. do not hate me.
Submitted by emperor_ghaz (user info) at 2003-10-07 20:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It's not "laying private ryan", its "finding ryan's privates"
Submitted by Stin64 (user info) at 2003-10-04 19:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The reviews are better than the original list, especially this one:
Submitted by Eib at 2003-08-02 21:31:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ass Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Brown Eye
Fantastic!
Submitted by Ill_Mil_Smoking_Kill (user info) at 2003-09-27 23:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
things like this are usually funny, you just suck.
Submitted by kev orzo <adman01040.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-09-24 08:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe that i wasted my time reading this garbage. You fuckin mongoloid, you should be killed. I hope you die a terrible death you stupid fuck. Noone likes you so just kill yourself you homo.
Submitted by Cup_of_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-18 15:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No wait there's more......
Horny Davidson and the Malboro Man (Harley Dvaidosn and the Malboro Man)
Return of the Genitals (Return of the Jedi)
Why do whores fall in love (Why do fools fall in love)
The Ass of Zorro (The Mask of Zorro)
Horny in Alambama (Crazy in Alabama)
Spy Sexgames (Spy Games)
Who's eating Gilbert Grape (What's eating Gibert Grape)
The Cuntwash (The Carwash)
Hocus Penis (Hocus Pocus)
Practical Mastebater (Practical Magic)
Con Ass (Con Air)
Alien Erection (Alien Resurrection)
Stop! Or my mon will cum (Stop! Or my mon will shoot)
I'm gonna fuck you sucka! (I'm gonna get you sucka!)
Stuat Little Dick (Stuat Little)
Cunts and dogs (Cats and dogs)
Blow (Can't name it no better that)
Dude! Where's my Ho! (Dude! Where's my car)
The Blair Witch Prostitue (The Blair Witch Project)
Mad Max behind Thunderdome (Mad Max beyonf Thunderdome)
Submitted by Cup_of_Joe (user info) at 2003-09-18 14:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, you guys are hilarious. Many of the good ones are taken. Here's some.(I give credit to those that I have copied by mistake)
Booty and the beast (Beauty and the Beast)
Black Booty (Black Beauty)
Charlie's Anal (Chalie's Angels)
Sex Toy Story (Toy story)
The Rock(Name speaks for itself)
Guess who's cumming for dinner (Guess who's coming to dinner)
Snatch Adams (Patch Adams)
Cum in 60 Seconds (Gone in 60 sseconds)
Agent Cody Swanks (Agent Cody Banks)
The Italian Blowjob (The Italian Job)
Horny Potter and the chamber of Penis (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)
Mastebaters of the Universe (Masters of the Universe)
Malcolm XXX (Malcolm X)
A time to Fuck (A time to kill)
Wild Wild Breast (Wild Wild West)
Mistress Mononoke (Princess Mononoke)
American History XXX (American Hiostory X)
T.W.A.T (S.W.A.T)
The Man in the Iron Ass (The Man in the Iron Mask)
Shanghai Poontang (Shanghai Noon)
8 inches (8mm)
Whore of the Rings (Lord of the rings)
Horny Gilmore (Happy Gilmore)
Anal Management (Anger Management)
The Pussy under the Stairs (The people under the stairs)
Pornstar (Rockstar)
A balls's Life (A bug's life)
Swank girl (Tank Girl)
Whores in the hood (Boys in the hood)
Treasure Pussy (Treasure Planet)
Tv Shows
Little whorehouse on the Prairie (Little House on the Prairie)
F.A.G. (J.A.G)
Pussymon (Pokemon)
Banging Amy (Judging Amy)
Everyone loves Raunchy(Everyone loves Raymond)
Penis Court (People's court)
NYPD Blue Me (NYPD Blue)
Different Strokes (enough said...)
The Fat Penis of Bel Air (The fresh Prince of Bel Air)
Teenage Mutant Horny Bitches (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
G.I. Ho (G.I. Joe)
The Whores of our lives (The days of our Lives)
Yu-gay-Ho (Yu-gi-oh)
Ah my Mistress! (Ah my Goddess!)
Who's the Bitch (Who's the Boss)
Batman Behind (Batman Beyond)
Married with Bitches (Married with Children)
The Prostitute (The Bachelor)
Submitted by ano_ba (user info) at 2003-09-15 16:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Men Are On Her (Men of Honor)
Submitted by ano_ba (user info) at 2003-09-15 16:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Poke-a-hot-ass (Pocahontas)
Submitted by SoCalCasinova (user info) at 2003-09-07 06:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I was at my girls house yesterday, when she asked me out of the blue what my favorite porn was. I named many but she asked if I had seen " Buffy the Vampire Layer " , I had never heard of it but she said thats the only one shes seen. I think I will try to find some of the titles at the store and show them to her.... +1 for now but if the movies make her hot the I hit this up with another
Submitted by poowalla (user info) at 2003-09-03 19:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me and my friends made a porn spoof once... Fuck Club (fight club) It was much the same as the movie the scene in the parking lot when the guy says can I be next and brad pitt says lose the tie well see it was a ring of guys fucking a girl and the guy said can I be next and I said lose the pants. The part when the big fat guy comes down and wants his basement we had to change thou cuase to be true to the story I would have had to boff him but we weren't down for that so insted we just had him fuck the girl and happly give us the basement... it was like if you let me fuck her you can keep the basement and I said you swear and he said on my mothers honor... at the end when he relized when he was the same guy as the other person it got really messy and the seen where bob dies was funny cause it was all like those fucking pigs they cut off his dick man we were trying to kill two birds with one stone fuck a bosses girl and deflower propertiy of the police office so we figured we'd fuck the chiefs daughter... anyways it was a great movie you all should have been there no really you should have we had some great fucking poon
Submitted by Mrbeefy (user info) at 2003-08-29 07:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Check it out,
Glad he ate her (Gladiator)
now thats the shizzle f'rizzle..
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2003-08-29 04:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Titanic Tits (titanic)
the horny girl (the good girl)
cocksuckers (clockstoppers)
2 banging sisters (the banger sisters)
Monster Dicks, Inc. (Monsters, Inc.)
My Anus is bleeding (Romeo is bleeding)
How the grinch stole my virginity (How the grinch stole christmas)
A bitch called wanda (A fish called wanda)
Spider-webbed (Spiderman)
(for those who dont know, spider-webbing is when you fuck your girlfriend in the ass and cum in it, then she farts, sending all the cum out in a spider-web like fashion. also works for gays, but for them i would suggest the guy performing the ass-ramming stick his face 1-2 inches from the hole.)
Submitted by zootsuitriot (user info) at 2003-08-24 00:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Those are pretty good but they are nothing compared to the 18 page long list that I compiled in my Chemisty class. By the end the entire back half of the class got into it. The 18 page list is part of my insanely insane book The Koran II: And This Time its Personal
Here are some of the titles
Face Jam
Battlefield Girth
Dogma Style
Cherry Poppins
The Genital's Daughter
Malcom Hits The Middle
Shindler's Fist
Never Been Fist
Grundle in the Bronx
A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Foreskin
Crosby Stills Nash and Young Innocent Schoolgirls
and the best one that is actually a real porno: Weapons of Ass Destruction
If anybody wants to get a copy of the book or list email me @ kinish.at.mail.com
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2003-08-20 18:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wangs of new york
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-08-19 01:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't read all the reviews so I don't know if any of these have been said, but:
Lock, Stock, and Two Spurting Cocks (Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels)
Poontang Pi (Pi)
Poon/Cock Saints (Boondock Saints) (hermaphroditic porn)
Shanghai Poon (Shanghai Noon)
Sperminal Velocity (Terminal Velocity)
Screwed (no need to change the title)
Sex-Men (X-Men)
Moby's Dick (Moby Dick)
Submitted by Headfirst (user info) at 2003-08-19 00:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Scantily_clad_vixen (user info) at 2003-08-18 23:39:34 (#)
Ranking: 1
I've got a great one:
Instead of "THE CIDER HOUSE RULES"
"Inside Her Box Rules"
THATS AWFUL
Submitted by Scantily_clad_vixen (user info) at 2003-08-18 23:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've got a great one:
Instead of "THE CIDER HOUSE RULES"
"Inside Her Box Rules"
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-13 21:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sperminator 3: Rise of the Sex Machines
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-13 21:29:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what about:
1. Blow (fine as is)
2. Space Balls (also fine as is)
3. Robin hood: Men Without Tights (Robin Hood: Men In Tights)
4. White Streak (Blue Streak)
5. Seven Pussies (Se7en)
Submitted by Infecto (user info) at 2003-08-11 23:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
There's Something Inside Mary
Submitted by BigRedTheCrusher (user info) at 2003-08-08 23:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The 3 Sodomigos
Submitted by Minon84 at 2003-08-06 12:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I work at a video store...
"Edward Penishands" was in our computer...
I mean, SERIOUSLY MAN!!
Submitted by Eib at 2003-08-02 21:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ass Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Brown Eye
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-07-24 13:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by nicci <jewelofmind.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-24 12:39:59
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here are a couple that might top the charts...
THE FAST AND FERROCIOUS (fast and furious)
THE PRIVATES IN THE CARRIBBEAN (pirates of the carribbean)
PRACTICALLY MAGIC (practical magic)
THE WHOLE 9 INCHES (the whole 9 yards)
BAD BOYS (MEET GOOD GIRLS) (bad boys)
VERY LONG THINGS (very bad things)
BRUCE'S ALMIGHTY (bruce almighty)
CITY OF FELATIOS (city of angels)
MOBY'S DICK (moby dick)
Submitted by Ruben at 2003-07-16 19:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Butt Tricks
The Mandicks: Exploded
Scooby Do Me
Boldfinger
Tears of the Cum
Free Willie (It doesn't need to be changed.)
Fiddler on the Whore
Ya, I know these all suck.
Submitted by Noonan (user info) at 2003-07-16 18:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
REALLY Goodfellas.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-07-14 19:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
These really aren't that good, I mean you missed the obvious, Shaving Ryan's Privates...Laying Private Ryan doesn't even rhyme with the real one...
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-07-11 16:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ass Pirates of the Carribean
Submitted by thatguy <yeah.at.huzzah.com> at 2003-07-10 17:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Lets not forget:
Sperminator 3: use of large machines
Thin Pink line
Band of Brothels
Saving Ryans Privates
The Banger Sisters (nuff said)
The Blow (The Crow)
Something to fuck about
Dirty Pretty Things (real movie)
Womb Raider
Panty Raider
Screamers (didn't need to be changed)
Submitted by latrobeuni (user info) at 2003-06-24 00:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
blowing for columbine
bend it like beckham
thunderbirds 69 meets matrix reloaded
go!
Submitted by darthembryo <darthembryo.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-06-21 01:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
someone said Schindlers Bris (omg) no one has mentioned: -- Schindlers Fist -- ( actually thats a cartoon I saw at Mike and Ike's)
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-06-17 17:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
saving ryan's privates, you stupid c...
Submitted by Jack <chictoy24.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-06-17 13:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My alltime favorite:
What About Boob?
Submitted by Little Miss Bliss <snoochieboochiez14.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-06-04 23:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hmm im trying to think of a couple..
Fuck-Ur-Mama (from the cartoon Futurama)
Lilo and her Bitch
FuckFats (Mallrats)
Jay Licked Silent Bob's Tight Crack
Porn of the Century
Lady and the Tramp (dont have to change it)
The Little WhoreMaid
Black Booty
Creeping Beauty
The Jungle Cock
Billy Did-his-son
JailBait (no need to change that one either)
Family Bi
Peter Pecker
iuno im really tired right now lol-later
Submitted by SecretNinja445 (user info) at 2003-06-02 11:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Blow.... 'nuff said
Submitted by me at 2003-06-01 12:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
therse a whole thing for star whores with the characters
Darth Vibrator
Luke Guystalker
Han Scroto
Princess Layme
and others
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2003-05-30 11:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry I see it Edward Penis Hands now. Oh well I forgot +2 last time anyway
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2003-05-30 11:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I may have missed them but I didn't see "Edward Penis Hands" or "Rain WoMan"
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-05-29 11:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://members.shaw.ca/stayasyouare/tohwpmt.html
Submitted by Agent_FUBAR (user info) at 2003-05-29 10:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
crouching hooker, hidden cock
Submitted by JIllyGrace101 <BlondePrincess101.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-05-29 09:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
one of my favorites..cool cummings..ya man
Submitted by Maddox at 2003-05-27 20:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What about "The Ladies Lady" it could be about lesbians. You could also throw in some bad ass pirates.
Submitted by pig_iron_bob (user info) at 2003-05-23 07:08:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
thought of another one. the pound of moose-dick
(moose porn). the hiiiils are aliiiive with the sound
of moose getting their stoooones ooooooofffff.
digitally re-mastered in dolby surround pound!
OO willy wanker and the chocolate factory ha
womb raider hahahahhahhahhahha
Submitted by Dirk (user info) at 2003-05-22 06:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How about:
Cock in the ass
4 fucking hard dicks in 2 holes
Big cock, big bitches, and big mother fucking cum blasts
Now those are good.
dumbasses, out - dirk
http://www.drinkddt.com
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-05-22 01:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=783
Submitted by hoemahgoodness at 2003-05-21 18:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha...beverly hills cock, big trouble in little vagina, joy fuck club, legends of the balls, crouching tiger hidden faggot, ferris bueler jacks off, the legend of sleepy swallow, white men can't hump, free my willy, foreskin brothers, blow...me, national lampoons masterbation, how stella got cock in snatch, cumming to america, ace ventura....pet my rectum, dude wheres my whore, the neverending pussy, caddy shag, the mighty fucks, blazing assholes, shaving private ryan, menace to sororities, blast in her ass, george in her jungle, the cock-ring, something about mary's cherry, the perfect porn.....
Submitted by cellar_door (user info) at 2003-05-20 16:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, too bad I missed this when it was originally posted. A real title I saw:
Foreskin Gump.
Uh...yeah. Thank you.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-05-16 13:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha Itty Bitty Gang Bang... that's fucking hilarious.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-05-09 08:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
itty bitty gang bang (midget porn). willing to acknowledge
that i didn't make this one up but fucks me who did.
Submitted by stevie (user info) at 2003-05-05 01:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The Nutting Professor
Done in 60 Seconds
Man on the Poon
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-05-01 05:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
May I also add, Gulp Fiction and Resiv-Whore Dogs.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-05-01 05:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe nobody mentioned Freddy Got Fingered. How obvious!!!
Submitted by GenocideTickles (user info) at 2003-04-29 22:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Requiem for a Cream
Cum Shots part Spew - although the original title(s) would work well here as well
Swallow Hal
Suck Everlasting
Laid in Manhattan
Monstercocks, Inc.
My Big Fat Greek Cock
The Porn Identity
Beauty and the Beast - works well as is
Band of Brothers - works well as gay porn, as is.
The Evil Head
Cum Lola Cum
Robocock (might already be one?)
The Sperminator (again might already be one)
Cumline
That's all for now. If I repeated anything anyone else said, I'm sorry, I didn't read any of the replies, or even the whole original post.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-04-18 23:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Weapons of Ass Destruction
- stolen from http://www.theonion.com/onion3914/infograph_3914.html
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-04-18 20:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
How to lose a guy to 10 gays.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-04-18 11:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, where's my HIV test?
The Pee-in-this
House of 1,000 Horsecocks
Foam Booth
What a Girl Wants (in her ass)
Catch Me if you Can (and if you do, fuck my ass)
About Clit (or Shit, or Jit, or Tit!)
Wes Craven Presents: They Fuck
Bobbit-Proof Fence
Talk to Her (and then fuck her brains out afterwards)
Waking Up in Reno - with Renee the Hooker (part 26)
The Rules of Fudgepaction
Adam Sandler's Punch-Drunk FUCKING!!! (part 32 - special hot teen edition!)
Red Dragon, Bed Shagon, with a big FAG N!
Just a Kiss ... Psyche!
The Banger Sisters (I didn't even touch this one)
Special K19 - The Whoremaker (Cat Fucking Edition)
Two Legged Humans fucking Eight Legged Freaks
My Big Fat Greek Cum-Toilet
The Powerpuff Girls ... Do Dallas
Scooby Doo-Doo
The Porn Identity
The Cum of All Beers
Enough ... Just Kidding, Fuck My Ass!
About a Boy ... and a Girl, and his Dormroom
Deuces Wild 2 - Shit All Over Me!
Splatter-Man
Dick or Something Like It
Death to Coochie
Nice Age (part 18)
We Were Pornstars ... and Young
Fart's War
Super Poopers
A Cock to Remember
I am Sam ... and I Have an 18-inch Cock!
Snow Dogs ... Doggie Style!
A Beautiful Behind
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-04-14 10:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha LORD OF THE RINGS. Simple, effective.
Submitted by skitty at 2003-04-12 03:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
12-inch pianist and the million ducks.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-04-08 16:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad.
As as sidenote, all the radio ads are pronouncing the Pianist's title "pee-AN-ist" and not its correct pronunciation "PEE-an-ist".
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-04-02 09:16:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by cks <clara.at.djnorton.com> at 2003-04-01 23:58:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Did any of you know that Harry Putter and the Sorceror's Bone is really a porno? One of my personal favorites. Here's some more.. these may be reaching.
shanghai spoon
Hal's shallow
far in heaven
Scooby's Doo
Sliderman
Lie-low and lick
Mister Peed
The slime machine
The cunt of monte chrisco
Stuart's little
Roger me
Spirited Lay
About Shit (schmidt)
All the pretty horses (sick)
A long flame in-side-her
Spunk drunk lust
The Bitch (staring Leonardo d'craprio)
Blow (uhuh)
Scroty Ugly
Erection (election)
Riding forrester
Forresty hump
KY-19 The windowmaker
Austin Powers: Gold shower
Tit-ass
Submitted by dryg (user info) at 2003-03-27 04:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Kinda funny...
What's a Nice Girl Like You Doing in an Anal Movie? (1995)
Sgt Peckers Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang (1995)
Adventures of Dick Black the Black Dick, The (1987)
Ass Ventura: Crack Detective (1996) (V)
Submitted by Quirkster (user info) at 2003-03-23 23:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Considering the fact that I work in a video store that contains the porno, "Buffy The Vampire Layer", I don't think my inclusion of it was lame in the least.
Obviously, this is a topic you feel very strongly about, right Random?
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-03-23 18:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Quirkster--
Someone already said Muffy the Vampire Layer, you cant say Buffy the Vampire Layer. Thats just lame.
Submitted by Quirkster (user info) at 2003-03-19 15:00:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't forget:
-For Your Thighs Only
-Passenger 69
-Titty Slickers
-The Boobyguard
-Dun-Her (Ben Hur)
-One Million Years DD
-Tit's a Wonderful Life
-Legally Boned
-The House of Girth
-Dr. Strangepants
-Ass-aconda
-Crocodile Done-Me
-The Inseminator (Terminator)
-Buffy the Vampire Layer
-Ramboner
Submitted by The Lord Of Porno <n/a> at 2003-03-15 00:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Harry Peter and the Sorcerer Got Stoned
Harry Peter and the Chamber of "Secrets"
Harry Peter and the Prostitute Of Alcatraz
Harry Peter and the Goblet of Whisky
Lord of the Cockrings the Fellowship of The Cockring
Lord of the Cockrings the Two Condoms
Moulin Splooge
Fast & Curious
Womb Raider
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-03-14 10:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Choked? Are you sure that you didn't mean gagged?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-03-14 10:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude...
Big Trouble in Little Vagina caused me to choke on my drink. I think that's the best one so far.
How about:
Bush Hour
Interview With a Vamp
Touched by a Devil
The Pink Mile
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-03-11 12:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Moulin Splooge
Tits of Fury
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Wankenstein
All Anal on the Western Front
Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory
Submitted by Luna (user info) at 2003-03-07 08:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Igby goes up
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
"Breakfast" at Tiffany's
Big Mama
Jesus Christ Pornstar
American History XXX
Death To Hoochie (I don't know, a slasher fetish type?)
Submitted by Luna (user info) at 2003-03-07 07:54:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Um... Locked cock and two fucking bastards...
Submitted by Luna (user info) at 2003-03-07 07:53:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
James Bond: Octopussy (ha, another one with no change neccessary).
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-03-01 22:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Alright people you're repeating too much. Pay attention to the tread.
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A Cock in Lips Now!
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-03-01 22:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Alright people you're repeating too much. Pay attention to the tread.
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A Cock in Lips Now!
Submitted by jab0728 (user info) at 2003-03-01 21:41:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just remembered another one and its an actual title
muffy the vampire layer
Submitted by jab0728 (user info) at 2003-03-01 21:38:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just want to add a couple...
In Dianna Jones and the temple of poon
poke a hot ass (pokahontas)
Submitted by Wiked (user info) at 2003-02-28 11:55:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't believe nobody's used these:
Fast and Curious
Sum of all queers
My Girl 1&2(lesbian porn)
the other sister
why you weren't sleeping
speed 1&2
the queer hunter
fuck me if you can
final destination hehe
hairy fucker and the bedroom of secrets
Confessions of a dirty mind
inspired by the cartoon:
the wild pornberry's the movie hehehe
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-27 12:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You liked that one Razor, eh?
lol
Loren
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-27 11:59:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Labiarinth
Top Grunt
Bare Bitch Project
Clear and Present Donger
Hannah Does Her Sisters
Backshaft
Sister Acts
Pokey Man
Sergeant Dildo
Reservoir Dongs
The Wedding Swinger
G*A*S*H
Three Men in a Little Lady
Submitted by UrbanGuerilla (user info) at 2003-02-26 21:22:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Womb Raider
White Women Can't Hump
Old Stool (German)
Butch Assidy and the Assdance Kid
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-02-26 16:11:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
schindler's bris omg
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-26 10:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What a bunch of perverts.
How about:
The Head Zone
Blast from the Pants
Schindler's bris
Submitted by mr_craigman737 (user info) at 2003-02-26 09:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
American Bi
Robin Hood: Men with no tights
Fantasia(don't need to change it)
Fucktales (ducktales)
To fuck a mocking bird
Came through the wind (gone with the wind)
Dude, Where's the clit?
Too Soon (Dune)
The crocidile fucker: collision course
Crocidile Dundee: Fucking Los Angelos
Children of the Porn
Journey to the Center of the Pussy
Good Will Fucking
Dark Blew
Mrs. Doubtfucker
The sexorcist
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves: Gangbang edition
The Perfect Crotch
Nine to Fuck
Submitted by miles long <miles.at.porn.com> at 2003-02-25 00:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Indian Jones and the temple of spooge
Cumstruck
Dude, where's my dick?
Dirty and Harry
Sex,lies and middle age rape
Bravetart
Bitch Black
Night of the living head
Return of the living head
Halloween 25: Michael gets a blowjob
Wetdream on elm street
Last whore on the left (with the controversial scene with your mom)
Evil head
Evil head 2
Cum in my mouth of madness
Village of the rammed (gay porn)
Submitted by speed... (user info) at 2003-02-24 20:03:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
its not a movie...but its a good play on a song....how bout "cum on eileen"?
Submitted by Andy at 2003-02-24 18:57:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't believe no one has said this one:
Armageddon-it-on.
Submitted by djalex (user info) at 2003-02-24 16:22:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Lord of the ring piece
an officer and his gentleman
http://www.ampland.com/pmsat/misc.html
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-24 16:04:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Forgot one...
Driving Stool
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-24 15:59:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Raging Butt
The Ball Please Saloon
Buttman and Throbbin'
The Homogo Man
Bi Ooo'Domes
Homeo Must Blow
Boy Ride
Double Cream
Boy Whorey
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-02-24 14:52:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Six Lays, Seven Dykes (starring Anne Heche)
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-24 10:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Glossed Bi-way
Jerk Me If You Can
Shag Thigh Nights
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-24 09:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shaft
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-24 09:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You have to be really creative now. We starting to repeat too much.
There's a new one coming out this summer.
Bulk
Submitted by Hando <maaikedebakker1979.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-02-24 07:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
How about:
Shaving Ryan's Privates
The Sperminator
Jackoff: the movie
Submitted by HANDO <maaikedebakker1979.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-02-24 07:39:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Clara <clara.at.djnorton.com> at 2003-02-22 20:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bite Club
Wildcunts
Agnes on Dog
The Perfect Whore
Gagback
Spootch of Life
Varsity Screws
Submitted by cks <clara.at.djnorton.com> at 2003-02-22 20:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
And don't forget:
Blown in 60 seconds
French Piss
RoboCock
Howard the Dick
Bright Lights Big Titties
BeaverJuice
Field of Reams
Field of Screams
My Cousin's Weenie
Jurassic Prick
Jurassic Pork
On Golden Blond
While You Where Sleeping (college era)
The Princess Ride
Waterworld (nuf said)
Jennifer Ate
The Package (I repeat)
Gypsy Fling
Ever Faster
Cuming on America
Sex in the Shitter
Sex with the Kitty
Clan of the Cunt Hairs
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-21 21:59:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't forget
Hans Fisting Anderson
(Not exactly a movie, but a great classic writer whose works grace the movie screens)
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-02-21 19:01:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I just remembered some more.
The Fat, the Bald, and the Ugly
Fist Full of Hollers
Scrotal Recall
A Thin Line between Love and Taint
Honey, I spunked on your kids
The Incredible Mr. Pimp It
For a Few Hollers More
Turner and Cooch
Gleaming the Pube
I Cream of Jeannie
Masturbation Masterpeice Theatre
Inside the Actors Coolio
Mouse Cunt
Mouse Cunt 2: The Pink Gets Stuffed
Mo' Better Blowjobs
Guess Who's Cumming to Gangbang Me
Fist of Legend (no change)
101 Masturbations
Johnny Socko's Giant Dildo
Ate Men Out, and loved it
The Cockring
Don't Say A Word, my Parents are Home
Sex Trek 3: The Search for Spunk
Things to do in Denver when you Need Head
Body Double-stuffed
Gash of the Tit-ans
Moby's Dick
The Great Gashby
A Tale of Two Clitties
Isaac Assimov's Poundation Trilogy
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-21 16:16:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
E.T. the extra testicle (a classic)
Mary Poopins
My Bare Lady
Cock Block and Two Smoking Whores
The New Yank Me Pornshop (I know. It's a tv show, not movie...still funny though)
All That Jizz
High Poon (great Western)
Look Who's Porking
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-02-21 15:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shakespeare in Lust
Star Whores Episode VI - Porn of the Jedi
He Sucked, She Sucked
Who Fucked Jessica Rabbit? (Hentai)
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-21 13:33:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Womb Raider
Romancing the Bone
Edward Penishands
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-21 10:20:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Lawrence in her Labia
The White Stuff
Das Bootie
The Sexorcist
Ed Woody
Submitted by I RULE at 2003-02-21 00:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
here's some nifty titles i thought of when reading this:
Bare-Devil
The Gaytrix
Barberslop
10 things i ate about poo
Citizen Kanal
Blackass: The Movie
A Beautiful hind
The Fast and the Furious
Gays of Thunder
Ferris Bueler Got Off
My Big Fat Cheek Spreading
How To Use a Pie In 10 Ways
thats all i can think of and they suck anyway so screw u.
Submitted by I RULE at 2003-02-21 00:35:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
here's some nifty titles i thought of when reading this:
Bare-Devil
The Gaytrix
Barberslop
10 things i ate about poo
Citizen Kanal
Blackass: The Movie
A Beautiful hind
The Fast and the Furious
Gays of Thunder
Ferris Bueler Got Off
My Big Fat Cheek Spreading
How To Use a Pie In 10 Ways
thats all i can think of and they suck anyway so screw u.
Submitted by Mind Zi <total_perspectivevortex@yahoo.> at 2003-02-20 17:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sperminator II: Fudgement Day
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-20 14:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
They're all cumming back to me now...
The Pudsucker Proxy
The Cock, the Theif, his Wife and her Bitch
Thighs Wide Shut
The Good, the Bad, and the Orgy
Position Impossible
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-20 14:42:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
just remembered another....
The French Erection (The French Connection)
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-20 14:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Clitty Clitty Gangbang (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang)
Submitted by GoNorth (user info) at 2003-02-20 13:05:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha....
"Shaving Ryan's Privates"
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-02-20 13:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
2001: A Face Sitting Odyssey
American History XXX (vintage porn)
American Fur Pie
The Sighing Game
The Ho (The Crow..)
Creature With The Black Harpoon
The Bestiality Master
Close Encounters Of The Third Input
ehh i'm reaching now...fur get it!
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-20 12:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sleeping with the Enema
Snow White and the Cottage Crawl
Submitted by Yendor <spalding_shmells.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-02-20 12:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My favorite:
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Also,
About Shit (Fecalphilia)
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-02-20 10:51:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Four Weddings and An Orgy
While You Were Sleeping With Me
Me, Myself, & I Cream
Ace Ventura: Pet Pimp
Enema at the Gates
Three Men And A Babe
O Brother Where Art Thou (West Virginia Porn)
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-02-20 09:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
On Golden Blonde
Pulp Friction
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-20 09:08:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
LOL, I liked "Sleeping w/Seattle"
Actually "Hair," I'm really not into porn. But for what it's worth, I'm not against it.
Razor, my ex told me about an actually fetish/porn movie, it's called "Eat My Log: The Toilet Slut"
I never had the viewing pleasure, but I took it from him that it was really sick. I only have to explain that it lives up to it's title.
I've had some time to think, so here goes...
(if I repeat someone else's, I apologize profusely in advance)
Turner and Hootchie
Cum Lola Cum
What's Eating Gilbert's Grapes? (could be replaced with "who's")
A Beautiful Behind
The Moth Man Prostitutes
Angel Thighs... eh? (J. Lopez makes me ill)
Hard to Drill
Tingle White Female
L.A. Contraceptive
The Seventh Sigh
Armagonnagetin
Passenger Fifty-cum
Shaft.
200 Butts
Anal-ize This
Clit Hangers
Ame-do-us
The Texas Chainsaw Masochist (that puts a spin on it)
Legends of the Balls
When Harry Ate Sally
Nurse Wetty
Life is Bootie-full
Biloxy Boobs
:-p
Loren
Submitted by Chunk (user info) at 2003-02-20 06:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is a few classics (top 100 films site http://www.filmsite.org/ )
A few are actual titles that I feel should be left well alone:
The African Queen (1951)
All Quiet on the Western Cunt (1930)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned to Stop Tensing and Love the Bum (1964)
Easy Rider (1969)
From the Corner of "42nd St." (1933)
High Poon (1952)
In Her "Jaws" (1975)
King Dong (1933)
French "Letter From an Unkown Woman" (1948)
One Fucked the Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Red River (1948) - FETISH (NASTY AS WELL)
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves (1937) - FETISH
Some Like it Hot (1959)
A Star is Shorn (1954)
I Thank You
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-02-20 06:18:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
boning john malkovich (celebrity)
cum of all queers
ex men (fetish)
poop dreams
margaret thatcher gone wild
Submitted by Trak421 (user info) at 2003-02-20 00:32:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You forgot:
Sorrest Rump
Cliffbanger
Thw Joy Suck Club
Free my Willy
and oh yeah!
THE FIRM.
Submitted by michaelahunt (user info) at 2003-02-19 21:45:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Star whores, the empire licks crack.
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-02-19 21:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Most of the good ones were taken already, but here goes anyway.
Rear Admiral
Rear Admiral 2: The Might Seamen
Edward Penishands
Battlestar Prophylactica
The Wizard of Ooze
Wonka's Willy and the Chocolate Factory
Schindler's Fist
Cockstoppers
Mr. Holland's Anus
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind (Fetish)
Inspect Her Gadget
Santa Claus is Cumming in Granny's Gown
Lays of Thunder
The Whole 9 Inches
Saving Sarah's Slit
High Infidelity
A Romp to Remember
Beverly Hills Cox
Backside to the Future
Bonfire of the Virginities (Worship)
Lord of the Flings
Brigette Jones' Diuretic (Watersports)
Jumpin' Jack Flasher
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Chico and his Man
The Rockhard
Who Wants to Ball a Millionaire?
10 Things I'd Lick About You
She's all Fat (Fetish)
The 3 Coozes
Submitted by LordVicious (user info) at 2003-02-19 21:09:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how about...
Snatch (actually a title.. but you get what i mean)
Way of the Cunt
Armaggedon 2: The second cumming (not a movie... YET!)
and.. thats all i got
Submitted by DarthAwsome (user info) at 2003-02-19 20:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha, I got a good one
Disney Presents: Fuck Everlasting
Submitted by theoutstander (user info) at 2003-02-19 20:36:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Heres a few i came up with...
Alice's Wonderland
Ocean's 11 inches
Black Dick Down
Meet the Penis
-theoutstander
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-02-19 20:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Loren is in to porn. I just bristled.
· Glad-he-ate-her
· Bitches of East-dick
· The Sin-sons
· Edward Penis Hands (actual title)
· Josie and the Pussies
· Clitter
· 40 gays in 40 nights
· Not another teen movie.
Submitted by beer-turtle <trip_doubt.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-02-19 19:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the Cockateer
The FlintBones
Sperminator
Jumping Black Ass
Bones in the Hood
Men In Back
Jeez Shes Tight Pornostar
Romancing the Bone
Tit Antic
The Fat and the Furriest
James Boned: Try another lay
James Boned: GoldenAss
I know who you did last summer
Beaverly Hills Cock
Indiana Bones and the temple of Poon
Oceans Eleven Inches
Top Buns
Cockodile Dundee
Robin Head
Cock me in the Can
That is all I can think of for now
-Turtle
Submitted by J <jaredfoglesfatpants.at.lycos.com> at 2003-02-19 18:53:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How 'bout:
Savoring Ryan's Privates
Submitted by Jimmy (user info) at 2003-02-19 18:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
theres already a real porno called shaving private ryan.
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-02-19 17:59:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
fabulous derriere d' amelie putain
no man's gland
I know who you did last summer
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-02-19 17:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry Razor but I had to do it, Kangaroo Sack! How about sleeping with seattle? Oh well, I gotta do work now.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2003-02-19 17:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer got Stoned" is not really a porno...
... But it has the potential to be.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-02-19 15:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Top Cunt
Gays of Wonder
When We Were Voyeurs
BraveFart - not really pornographic, but..
A Streetcar Named Desire - oops, nevermind
The Cunt for Red October
Good Will Cunting
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-19 15:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I 8 head in a duffle bag
Gods and Genitals
How to bruise a guy in ten ways (s&m)
The Head Zone (I'm a HUGE Christopher Walken fan)
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This is kinda fun.
Loren
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-19 15:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
meant to rate that oops
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-19 14:56:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
glad-he-ate-her
indiana jones and the temple of poon
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-02-19 14:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
American Booty hahahaha
Yeah Loren I'm psyched about DDL... speaking of which... how about "Ass of the Mohicans"?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-19 14:31:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Razor, I forgot to bring this up, (until I saw Gangbangs of New York) but I'm glad to see that Daniel Day-Lewis is nominated for best actor. Good freaking thing, I say.
Now let's see if I can come up w/one or two titles.
Erin Yankyourdick
Lord of the Rims
Blue Collar Cumonme Tour
eh, that's all I can do at the moment.
L
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-02-19 14:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
american booty
silence of the clams
in-depends day (hey it's fetish video)
Submitted by Brioski at 2003-02-19 14:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I got a bunch but i'll limit myself to 2...
Starship Hooters or Pornship Troopers
Yourasslick Park