Not another UberPoll (689 hits)
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Submitted by sebcharrot (View user info) at 2004-12-03 20:37:05 EST
You're right, it's not another UberPoll. Aren't you relieved now? Give yourself a pat on the back. You made it.
So anyway, the point to this post is not especially scintillating, but it requires your help. So, if you want to help and skip me basically playing for time, feel free to scroll down. I'll make it obvious when I'm at the important stuff.
So the other day I was in my computing class at school learning about network topologies and stuff. That's not important. In fact, I don't know why I mentioned that, it has nothing to do with the plot. Not that there is one. For fuck's sake stop interrupting.
What? Oh right. Class. So my teacher was getting very heated in the midst of an inspirational speech that had branched off somehow from talk of topologies, when a knock came from the door. He visibly deflated, and with a glance at the door I knew there would be trouble. It was a student.
Remarkably however, he kept his calm and opened the door with a composure not unlike your mother.
<What?>
<What is it?>
<That made no sense, you tit>
<Shut up and pretend it never happened. I couldn't think of anything. I think I'm getting lost.>
So basically, the moral is, don't let teachers drop-kick your note-wielding ass out of windows, unless you want to smash the Headteacher's BMW when you break your back on the bonnet.
Oh, did I not mention that part? It was just after I knocked my eyeball out by hammering at the back of my head with the palm of my hand, then threw it full strength into my best friend's face. Now there was a sight for sore eyes. And tuppence in one hand makes two in a carrier case.
So now that I've cleared that up, I'll get to my point. Oh wait, hold on.
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STOP SCROLLING DUMBASS! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU! START READING.......NOW!
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So I was trying to think of things I could put in my Christmas list, and I can't think of shit. So here's what I figured: I can ask you guys, and once I've weeded out all the oh-so-hilarious "hooker" and "attachable peener" suggestions etc, I'll see if there is anything I would like. I've already got a large "main" present, so all I need are a couple of small ones, like books or something. I was thinking along the lines of Fight Club (the book) or God's Debris by Scott Adams.
Anywhoo, thanks for reading this far, if you did, in fact, read this far. If not, I may be able to grab your attention with this picture.
-seb
User Reviews
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-14 08:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is it just me or did this need a NSFW in the title? hooray for boobies.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-03 23:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone should have a copy of catcher in the rye, if you don't ask for it.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-03 23:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uberpoll stands for:
uberpoll-ice
uberpoll-iticians
uberpoll-try
and
uberpoll-smokers
aaaaand... i'm spent.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:42:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you from Quebec? Good books: Prey by Michael Chrichton, and Jules Verne's Journey to the Center of the Earth, a classic.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:28:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin.
It's simply amazing.
www.georgerrmartin.com
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tub Girl's Greatest Shits, Digitally remasterd on CD or Adio Cassette. It Rocks!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-12-03 20:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know what, I'd find it for you, but I won't for the following reasons:
1) I am so tired, I can hardly type. I feel either drunk or like a retard (No offense to you guys. Hey, retards rock go retards!)
2) It would probably ruin it cos she'd end up being called Moira or Elspeth. Pah.
...What?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-03 20:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1.40 am => incoherent post?
God's Debris is good. Is that Jodie Marsh? In fact, I don't care what her name is.