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So you wanna call Donitsu? Well.... Here's your chance (1403 hits)

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Submitted by Donitsu (View user info) at 2004-12-03 21:30:45 EST


Well, it's a Friday night and i'm bored. I know many many of you have been just dying to call me So here's your chance.






Donitsu likes long walks on the beach, long romantic candelit dinners and ... Women.


if you want to call him Verizon style... 603 361 8373



Also... an attached picture of the Man of your Dreams.... And He's single too!

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Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 20:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, but you're hot, experiman, it doesn't count. I hate hitting delete, I know there's not "N"

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-07-24 19:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

talk about attention whoring

at least i didn't post my phone number

Submitted by Otters (user info) at 2005-02-19 17:56:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ahhhh that's my old area code! Just surreal.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-27 13:20:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

interesting would have to be the word.

on a sidenote, the hits on this post say 777... weird

Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-12-27 13:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

We already talked to you. I have to say it was an interesting conversation.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-27 12:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

heh, thanks for the wisdom loren, I'll take it with me all the way to the bank today while i'm cashing my check.

I'm a real estate agent, that's not MY basement it's a friend of mines because I didn't own a camera at the time.

Sorry about the James Dean thing though

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-12-27 12:30:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

y wookie (user info) at 2004-12-09 11:34:19 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-08 15:00:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you live in a boiler room?
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AhHaHaHaHa, that is exactly--word for word--what popped into my head when I saw that pic. Was going to write it until I saw your review.

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Same here.

How depressing. Lordy boy, get a job and get out of the cellar. (And stop trying to look like James Dean.)

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-27 12:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-12-17 11:23:00 (#)
Ranking: -2

If I wanted to call you I think I could get ahold of you better at 1-973-chix-wit-dix


fagboy

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oddly enough, I think you were the one who called and asked for my extension
Love,
Fagboy

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-12-17 11:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

If I wanted to call you I think I could get ahold of you better at 1-973-chix-wit-dix


fagboy

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-10 09:30:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Eh, i got it all the last time i posted the same picture. Look in my info for one with "camwhoring" in the title.. something about peeners

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-12-09 11:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-08 15:00:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you live in a boiler room?
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AhHaHaHaHa, that is exactly--word for word--what popped into my head when I saw that pic. Was going to write it until I saw your review.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-09 11:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

close... but no, it's my friends basement

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-08 15:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you live in a boiler room?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-06 12:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Har har, I called you.

Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-05 22:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

God im an idiot. 603 is your area code. blah

Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-05 22:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

630 is an ILL area code? Is that where you got your cell?

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-05 17:38:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awwwwwwwwww yeah. I'm not calling until it is sufficiently late at night. Say, 12 or 1. BE THERE.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-05 00:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Nor does he use proper grammar

Submitted by MrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-04 23:22:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The president of the united states of america does not called average shmoes.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-04 23:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

AJ wants to call me


Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-04 20:30:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

DJMatt is the man

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-04 18:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

thought this post was dead?!

THINK AGAIN!!!

*ring*

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-04 17:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry, there are more pictures of me on the "loooooong awaited ubercon pictures" post

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-12-04 17:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I keep coming back to stare at your futuristic bedroom and slanted eyebrow.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-04 17:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-04 17:38:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, I'm glad I moved out of New Hampshire then...In 1962.

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wow, makes sense

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-04 17:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, I'm glad I moved out of New Hampshire then...In 1962.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-04 17:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-04 15:21:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy crap man your in my area code. Do you live in DuPage county?

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i'm in New Hampshire, where are you from?


Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-12-04 15:41:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hehehe I still cant get over that look on your face. One side is kinda melting...

Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-04 15:21:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy crap man your in my area code. Do you live in DuPage county?

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-04 13:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-12-04 12:08:42 (#)
Ranking: 0

You're out of gumballs.

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I noticed

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-12-04 12:08:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You're out of gumballs.

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-12-04 11:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd call you if I was somewhere where it wouldn't cost so much.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-04 11:34:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

GO!

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-04 11:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

we

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-04 11:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

here

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-04 11:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ooooh... a few more reviews and i could be on most heated

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-04 11:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-04 01:15:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

You wish, Munkey. The passion that Don and I share is for our eyes only.
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Amen brotha.... amen

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-12-04 10:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What












...the gay?

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-12-04 07:05:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Pfft...how many of these bitches did you read "MY" birthday poem to? huh?

*sobs*

Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-12-04 01:51:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHA, I lost your number, but now.


HAHAHA.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-04 01:15:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You wish, Munkey. The passion that Don and I share is for our eyes only.

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-12-04 01:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-04 00:54:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

shhh! don't tell my secrets Don! You know you're hearing my accent in your head when you read my commentary now, don't you? Grrrreat.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-04 00:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-04 00:02:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

Munkey... I agree. I want this documented in full color video. I offer up my Erik Estrada autographed litho. You know you wanna.
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I know you want Erik Estrada

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-04 00:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Munkey... I agree. I want this documented in full color video. I offer up my Erik Estrada autographed litho. You know you wanna.

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-12-03 23:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/41926

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-03 23:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-03 23:11:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-03 23:06:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey lover

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hey sexy

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do I sense a mutual manly attraction?

hmmmmm?

what would it cost to see you two guys kiss? lessee.... i dont have any money... i have...

a book with different colored monkeys, a cat carrier, a few of the magnetic letters you put on the fridge ( K, E, and S to be exact) an alice in chains cd, and


ooooh an M & M with a "W" on it.

This could be worth millions!

Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-12-03 23:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AND!!! Mine is empty too.

Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-12-03 23:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

DUDE! I have that exact same gumball machine.

Why does it look like you're in prison?

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-03 23:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't think of something interesting enough to say.

For some strange crazy reason Beavis's voice is echoing in my head going...

I am cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

WTF? It won't stop!



Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-03 23:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-03 23:06:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey lover

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hey sexy

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-03 23:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey lover

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-12-03 23:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+m

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-12-03 23:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd call you......

but you're intimidatingly HOT.

Seriously, YOU WIN.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:59:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And i liked it.

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

His tongue was in my ass, spelunking for brown gold.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:48:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:46:39 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:14:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

my tongue was firmly in cheek while writing this.... good clean fun
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yeah... my tongue was firmly in his cheek too.










wait.

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hot

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:14:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

my tongue was firmly in cheek while writing this.... good clean fun
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yeah... my tongue was firmly in his cheek too.










wait.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:42:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:40:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

So you wanna call Donitsu?


Uh... Not really. I'd rather keep the 90 odd cents.



Besides I think I'm just too freaky for you.

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Remember people, this is Donitsu.. no one is too freaky or odd.

Plus... i'm really really freakin bored.

CALL ME

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

So you wanna call Donitsu?


Uh... Not really. I'd rather keep the 90 odd cents.



Besides I think I'm just too freaky for you.

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:27:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

I would seriously love to beat the living fuck out of kaelic.

And I mean that, inside and out.
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I must say, I'm a little concerned about how you would beat up his insides. You know, with a name like Shitfuck and all.

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:39:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sucky sucky, 2 dolla?

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:27:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

I would seriously love to beat the living fuck out of kaelic.

And I mean that, inside and out.



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I'm used to his whining by now and i've pretty much gotten over it.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:27:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I would seriously love to beat the living fuck out of kaelic.

And I mean that, inside and out.



Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:20:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:15:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for sneaking lapdogs that shit on the carpet, then lock themselves back in their cages.

Okay people, I'm off the phone now, you call.

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and cats that take massive dumps

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:15:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for sneaking lapdogs that shit on the carpet, then lock themselves back in their cages.

Okay people, I'm off the phone now, you call.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

my tongue was firmly in cheek while writing this.... good clean fun

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:13:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-03 21:58:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

"Also... an attached picture of the Man of your Dreams.... And He's single too!"


THAT'S RIGHT LADIES, If your dream is to date a man who lives on a cellar floor, here is your chance.


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That's right, I come with home (cardboard box) and a clean pair of shoes I stole from wal mart

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I will later tonight maybe.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You GOTTA be shitting me...us...God.

We're just getting READY to go out...and a young, homosexual studmuffin like you is trolling the internet for company?

Ugh.

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:03:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I kid, I kid.

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What a fucking loser. And you haven't killed yourself yet why?

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-03 21:58:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"Also... an attached picture of the Man of your Dreams.... And He's single too!"


THAT'S RIGHT LADIES, If your dream is to date a man who lives on a cellar floor, here is your chance.


Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-03 21:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

1) nice tom servo in the corner there

2) nice job with the wallpaper, Mr. Trading Spaces.

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-12-03 21:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shave that shit off your face you retarded little queer.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-03 21:48:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

god you're a loser.




*ring*

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-03 21:44:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you people are nuts

leave nuts messages


Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-12-03 21:40:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

whore

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-12-03 21:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Get a new picture. And call Donkey: 603-867-8712, I give better phone gasms.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-03 21:33:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

1 down... more than 10000 users to go....

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-12-03 21:33:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Don, your fucking phone cut me off!


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Now, how's that for freedom of choice.

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