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Category: Romance

Rating: -0.42 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Borat (View user info) at 2004-12-03 22:08:00 EST


But I got new one now. She is VERY nice. High five!

Back in Kazakhstan, we see American internet as such great use of communicator but now I see that is just bunch of a, how you say, "shitheads". Only good thing I found on internet was lots of porno. In Kazakhstan, it can be greatly difficult to find good porno but I see America has so much. I like sex.

This place of Uber I see is so funny. See, in Khazakhstan when one says "Bart" it means "to eat the semen of toads". It's very funny. I laugh.

I like you. Do you like me?

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Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-02-13 02:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Bitch

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-05 00:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-12-04 11:33:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 for the post
+2 for the picture



Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-12-03 23:41:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i smiled

Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-12-03 23:25:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

make love to me you silly hairy little man

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-03 23:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hallo meester

Submitted by jdanm (user info) at 2004-12-03 23:06:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Borat, like Barry. But people call me Steve.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:18:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

No.

Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:39:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I lived in Kazakhstan when I was younger. But you suck.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This was fucking hysterical. It would have been funny too if you just had the title and the picture. AHAHAHAHA oh man. what a doozie. +2. I like you.

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:13:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Throw the jew down the well!

Submitted by MrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-03 22:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Where is your greencard Mr Borat?


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