mullet (694 hits)
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Submitted by Jabroni (View user info) at 2004-12-04 02:04:18 EST
Does anybody know what a true mullet is nowadays??
I can't even count all the times that I am with someone who points to some person with shoulder length, curly hair and yells "Mullet!" Oh my god it needs to stop. Mullet = buisness up front, party in the back. SHORT ON TOP AND LONG IN BACK. It's that simple. Not the same length all over, come on now.
So as soon as I figure out how, I'm going to put up a chart that will help all you uneducated nincompoops.
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-12-04 11:32:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ratemymullet.com/
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-04 10:02:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment, bitch.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-04 07:36:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
makin like a famous country singer, or the guy i saw last night on jerry springer,
clean me up but let me keep my edge,
in the day i like to keep it dignified, but at night you know i got another side,
and i don't give a damn cause i am what i am, even if it's really really bad,
i've got ape drape yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to riverside and get one too and then you'll have an ape drape like i do,
go ahead and buzz around the ears i've been growing that one right back there for years,
i've had it since the first time i saw queensryche,
the front may conform to society but the back says i have personality
even if its really really, even if its really really bad,
i've got ape drape yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to riverside and get one too and then you'll have an ape drape like i do,
make it short in front and long in back (x10),
i've got ape drape yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to riverside and get one too, and then you'll have an ape drape like i do,
if the top is short enough that it stands up i could be thrown out of the back of a club, but don't you lay a finger on my pony tail,
now fix my kid so he looks just like me, some magic crazy pants are all we need, some may call it child abuse, i just call it bonding with your dad,
i've got ape drape yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to riverside and get one too, and then you'll have an ape drape like i do, i got a normal neckwarmer yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to norco and get one too, you'll have a normal neckwarmer like i do, i've got hockey hair yes i do, they're giving then to anyone that means you, you can drive to canada and get one too, and then you'll have hockey hair like i do, i've got acky breaky hair yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to nashville and get one too, you'll have acky breaky hair like i do, i've got a mullet yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that means you, you can drive to hoboken and get one too, and then you'll have a mullet like i do, i've got forbidden hair yes i do, they're giving them to anyone that
Thank you,good night
Submitted by agulot (user info) at 2004-12-04 04:59:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what? is this a post?
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-04 04:37:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No goddamn comment
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-04 02:51:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
man. this is 15 different flavors of suck.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-04 02:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 die
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-04 02:17:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
worst.mullet.post.evar!
Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-04 02:17:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe you should of made the chart then posted. Or even better went to the barber and got rid of that hockey player hair cut. The 80s are over man. deal.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-12-04 02:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this really necessary?
Submitted by MrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-04 02:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Mullet = buisness up front, party in the back."
Fix the spelling and this is one of the best lines of all time.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-04 02:11:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
SHUT UP.