My Wife Had A Miscarriage and Our Slimy Little Angel is with God Now (17637 hits)
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Submitted by Vermin (View user info) at 2004-12-04 15:14:38 EST
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-17 19:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember this, it was one of the first few encounters with Uber
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-06-14 09:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump!
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-06-11 14:17:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-11 14:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BUUUUUUMP!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-11 14:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BUUUUUUMP!
Submitted by Shryke (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-12-24 19:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
memories
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-19 11:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was terribly structured sentence.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-12-19 11:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you go through life worried about offending people, you might as well never speak, because that's the only way it will happen.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2006-12-19 11:08:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Required reading for all mothers
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2006-12-19 11:07:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sooooo fucking wrong it's gone all the way around, passed "right" and come back to wrong.
...I may have laughed, though.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-12-19 10:45:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BUUUUUUMP!
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont know whether to +2 or -2.
so have a zero
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for outstanding comedic performance by a slimy unborn mutant thing.
Banga
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*cries*
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The sheer audacity of this is awe inspiring.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-08-08 16:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a huge fucking boner right now
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-08 15:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-04 15:47:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
I am going to hell for how much i lauged at this. On a related note i am now hungry for beef jerky.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-15 13:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not going to justify my reasons.
Submitted by Puffy_Fluff (user info) at 2006-05-14 20:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed and laughed and now I will surely go to hell. Though I'm sure my tear provoking laugh fest at the tardbus bought my one-way ticket there already......
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-05-14 18:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still fucking awesome.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-14 18:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*bump*
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-29 23:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-29 23:09:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow... What the HELL is wrong with you?
+2 because I laughed. And now I feel guilty. This is so wrong. Wowowowow.
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read all his posts, you won't be disapointed!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-04-29 23:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow... What the HELL is wrong with you?
+2 because I laughed. And now I feel guilty. This is so wrong. Wowowowow.
Submitted by JumpingJax (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-12-08 16:42:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 die
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I miss this?
My mouth was laughing but my eyes were crying. :( :) :( :)
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-12-05 11:20:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
i knew i saw this before. i still think it's awesome.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-29 19:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking fantastic
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the hell, I never reviewed this masterpiece before now?
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-04-29 18:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This describes exactly how i feel about your "daughter":
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87286
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my sides are splitting from laughter. bwahahaaa
Submitted by pitbullgirl (user info) at 2006-04-29 17:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-26 19:46:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-26 19:24:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-26 19:11:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
hahhahhaha
i was sure i'd given this a -2 before. i remember being disgusted. i dont know what i was thinking.
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You've been utterly defiled and corrupted by too much Ubersite.
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it's a beautiful thing, isnt it?
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-02-26 19:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-26 19:24:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-26 19:11:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
hahhahhaha
i was sure i'd given this a -2 before. i remember being disgusted. i dont know what i was thinking.
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You've been utterly defiled and corrupted by too much Ubersite.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-26 19:11:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahhahhaha
i was sure i'd given this a -2 before. i remember being disgusted. i dont know what i was thinking.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-22 17:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhhhh
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-01-26 12:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a masterpiece.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-01-19 18:10:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mwhahahahahaaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:31:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Howard Stern.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:57:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you you Fucking Pile of Dog Shit.
I would have been Due yesterday. Thanks for making my life worse. I blame myself for clicking on this post, but I havent been on ubersite in over a month, and I didnt recognize your shitty name """
hhahahaa i'm glad you had a miscarriage.
yes you, personally.
you are too much of a cunt to be amother.
God did it on person because he hates you and your miscarried little bunch of cells.
This is ubersite not 'happy support group', go get raped.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:17:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
funnier every time
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:08:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks, leil and xcus it's shitty to be back. Finally got internet working at work and now I'm leaving have a glorious day.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:06:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Eggy1988 (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:57:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Kissmyarse - I understand that miscarriage is a horrible topic and you might of experienced the dreadful effects of it, perhaps first hand. If you want some help or advise, I'd recommend this post here.
http://www2.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?id=55613
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hey!!!
Fuck you, Jackass.
I'm sorry for what you had to go through arse :( That's really horrible.
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Eggy--Are you British or just plain stupid??? ADVISE ? Advice you dumb fuck. Come back to uber when youve mastered the art of English. I'm guessing you're still in high school though.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 17:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
kissmyarse - welcome back =)
Submitted by Eggy1988 (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:57:39 EST (#)
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Kissmyarse - I understand that miscarriage is a horrible topic and you might of experienced the dreadful effects of it, perhaps first hand. If you want some help or advise, I'd recommend this post here.
http://www2.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?id=55613
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:57:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you you Fucking Pile of Dog Shit.
I would have been Due yesterday. Thanks for making my life worse. I blame myself for clicking on this post, but I havent been on ubersite in over a month, and I didnt recognize your shitty name
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dammit Fart Smeller!
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:54:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:54:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
breaking your streak
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:46:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
7
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:46:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
9
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:46:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You deserve 10 more of these
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a sick fuck that uses shock value to get attention. How typical. I hope one day you know what it feels like to have pounds of blood clots pass through your genitals and then get your uterus scraped.
Submitted by Eggy1988 (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:37:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is one of my favourites.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's funny which makes me sick and twisted
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
0 cuz i actually don't know what to make of this... i think i might be stunned.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is so fucking offensive it is unbelievable.
Perfect for Uber.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-20 16:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for having the balls
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:51:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/13652
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:36:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:29:02 (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:22:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
on second thought, fuck that.
this post is FUCKED UP. """
and that is why you'll die alone.
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because this post is fucked up? or because i -2 it?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:34:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:29:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:22:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
on second thought, fuck that.
this post is FUCKED UP. """
and that is why you'll die alone.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
on second thought, fuck that.
this post is FUCKED UP.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:18:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't know what to rate this. miscarriages are NOT funny. quite the opposite.
however, this post was. also it made me throw up a little.
so a solid 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:17:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo.
Stop it.
Thank you.
Loren
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-30 14:09:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
v
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-11-28 23:32:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This masterpiece is more deserving of most heated than anything else there. Kudos to whoever brought it back.
Submitted by prozacaddict (user info) at 2005-11-28 23:27:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sick shit. have a +2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-28 23:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm going to rate this everyday for the rest of my/ubersite's life.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-11-28 23:14:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
11,000 hits.
Aborted mother of god.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-11-28 22:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
best post ever.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:47:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best post ever.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-10-25 09:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-25 07:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-04 16:07:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAA
The only thing that would have made this better is if I read it on a sunday after raping god.
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-05 03:51:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Come see me when you come home from work one day and your wife tells you that your baby is in the toilet, dead.
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*dies*
Submitted by alas_me (user info) at 2005-10-25 07:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you Vermin. Thank you sooo much.
and thank you apollo for linkwhoring this post. i owe you my gratitude.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2005-10-20 18:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MORE HITS!!!!!!! MORE HITS!!!!!!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-20 18:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was so fucking WRONG.
I mean... Damn... I've got a twisted sense of humour and all, but even I felt kinda sickened by this.
Funny as fuck though.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-10-20 17:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-19 12:24:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Now THIS is shock value!
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-10-20 12:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed like hell. Is that wrong?
Submitted by Serfuzz (user info) at 2005-10-18 06:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-16 20:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-10-15 18:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-05 03:51:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Come see me when you come home from work one day and your wife tells you that your baby is in the toilet, dead.
Fuck you, man
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yeah, i gotta say he's got it right, i recall my +2 and instead drop a -2 on this steaming load.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-10-15 18:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not sure if this is funny, or awful... like, god awful.. like, House Cat vs Mac Truck awful.
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-15 18:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Greatest post ever
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-10-10 19:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
200th review
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-07-28 13:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post justifies the internet.
Submitted by clit_commander (user info) at 2005-07-28 12:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, teach me master yoda.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-28 12:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-19 21:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dibba dibba dip dip dip
O-o-oh
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-18 17:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hello!
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-06-22 11:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A "+" for each giant testicle of yours.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-06-22 11:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I brought this back from the dead!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-22 11:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where the fuck did this come from?
Submitted by P33N3R (user info) at 2005-06-22 11:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had a miscarriage...
For breakfast.
Submitted by Katelyn (user info) at 2005-06-22 03:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2005-06-21 00:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't find this funny at all -2.
But +2 for pissing people off.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-06-20 23:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-19 12:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This made me vote for you in UberMadness, you unsensitive prick.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-06-19 12:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nightmares
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-19 12:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now THIS is shock value!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-06-19 12:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never rated this?
Submitted by WhatDoesThisButtonDo (user info) at 2005-06-19 12:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-06-19 11:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-05-04 15:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy Fucking Hell
ROFL!!
Submitted by cookbeagle (user info) at 2005-04-10 12:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is beyond the shadow of a doubt the funniest thing i have ever read in my lifetime. Sadly, most of the people I have to live around wouldnt understand this at all so I am left to be amused with nobody to share it with, as nearly all of my sexual adventures are carried out. The most brilliant minds out there are rarely appreciated (look at the bullshit Paula Abdul has to put up with)but at least some of us know when we are in the presence of another shakespeare or DeSade.
Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2005-03-31 02:52:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-31 02:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember this. I got you confused with Vomit when he posted his "name my baby" thing, and thought this must have been the follow up, and laughed my arse off.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-31 02:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is possibly the greatest post of ALL TIME. Maybe.
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-03-31 02:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-03-30 21:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sad that I missed this post when it was most heated. Fucking awesome Vermin.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-03-15 00:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-06 07:41:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
There is no line.
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Plus, I've seen worse.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-03-15 00:56:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just got struck by lightning.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-15 00:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
BULLSHIT!!!
This gets a positive rating while mine was holocausted?
Oh well. C'est La Vie.
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-03-14 23:40:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-12-04 16:06:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
If anyone has gone too far, it's on this post.
Submitted by ScottMaximus (user info) at 2005-03-14 23:24:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hello, is this me your looking for?
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-03-08 10:45:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And another because the title alone just cracked me up again.
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-03-01 23:23:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bold and beautiful
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-03-01 23:02:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
To all the people who are offended by this post:
Do you think I decided to find this post funny, because I don't care about the feelings of others? Of course not. We don't get to choose our own sense of humor. This post points out that most people will instinctively find amusement in grossly offensive material. By giving this post a +2 and commedning it, I am acknowledging the thrill I get from being shocked. Although some people may have a negative reaction to this post due to personal experience, most of us naturally crave this kind of humor.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-03-01 22:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What. The fuck.
This is funny how?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-01 22:38:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey wait a fucking second. That was Vomit, not Vermin.
Goddamnit. This was still sort of funny, I suppose. But oh man, would that have been a ruse.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-01 22:37:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If all the "name my baby" stuff was a joke lead up to this, I cannot praise you enough. This is the highlight of my time on Uber. OK fine, that's not even two months yet, but hey.
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-03-01 22:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my fuckin' word...sick sick sick...but I love it
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-11 16:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-11 15:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funny as hell.
Submitted by InsoManiac (user info) at 2005-02-11 15:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My supervisor didnt really like it when she found out what I was laughing hysterically about.
She didnt care though cuz it made her laugh too.
Thanks Vermin!
Submitted by nicololoid (user info) at 2005-01-31 05:19:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
one of the funniest things i have ever read on the internet! brilliant! thanks for the laughs and the totally hysterical pictures!
Submitted by mazman23 (user info) at 2005-01-17 03:05:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Vermin is a Kicker of all ass http://www.ubersite.com/m/56905
Submitted by mazman23 (user info) at 2005-01-13 00:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
my god
Submitted by okokididitbutiwasdrunk (user info) at 2004-12-31 17:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
they are tasty snacks, especially when dipped in honey mustard
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-12-10 13:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahah, got somethingawful pladgerizing me now http://www.somethingawful.com.
Submitted by BlinkSparky (user info) at 2004-12-10 08:46:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sick shit
Submitted by ahdragos (user info) at 2004-12-09 18:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking hate you. I was eating. I WAS FUCKNIG EATING!!!! BURN IN HELLL!!!!
+@ because you tricked me hardcore.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-12-09 17:03:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
May you live to be a thousand years old...
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-12-09 10:12:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn....
Damn funny
Submitted by Scarlett13 (user info) at 2004-12-09 08:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Disgusting
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-09 06:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-07 19:21:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
for real, yo.
goddamn, this argument needs to get over with...
NO ONE IS LAUGHING AT MISCARRIAGE, THEY ARE LAUGHING AT THIS POST. IT'S A WORK OF FICTION. NOBODY IS MAKING FUN OF YOUR PERSONAL MISCARRIAGE EXPERIENCE. NO ONE THAT GAVE THIS A +2 IS GOING TO LAUGH IN YOUR FACE BECAUSE YOU OR YOUR WIFE HAD A MISCARRIAGE. GET OVER IT.
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A while after I said something about my wife's miscarriage, dicknose wrote this. I'm sure he liked this post as well.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50908#940957
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know this is gonna sound wrong, but the shiny ones kinda look like candy. Has anyone ever tasted one?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-12-08 16:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 die
Submitted by godking (user info) at 2004-12-08 13:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Damn that was hysterical!!
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-12-08 07:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahah fucking hell people loosen up
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2004-12-07 19:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is horrible, yet clever, so I give you +2. Almost made me puke though.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-07 19:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2004-12-07 13:29:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
bigmike - if you had been so disgusted or un-entertained by this post, then you wouldn't have come back. you wouldn't have seen that I said you suck. But you did come back, because this post has an immense draw to it. I'm sorry to all who've experienced a miscarriage - it's really truly sad when it happens to somebody.. but when it's clearly FICTION and someone is clearly taking a RADICAL PERSPECTIVE on it, then there's no reason to be so offended.
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for real, yo.
goddamn, this argument needs to get over with...
NO ONE IS LAUGHING AT MISCARRIAGE, THEY ARE LAUGHING AT THIS POST. IT'S A WORK OF FICTION. NOBODY IS MAKING FUN OF YOUR PERSONAL MISCARRIAGE EXPERIENCE. NO ONE THAT GAVE THIS A +2 IS GOING TO LAUGH IN YOUR FACE BECAUSE YOU OR YOUR WIFE HAD A MISCARRIAGE. GET OVER IT.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2004-12-07 19:19:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PizzaEagle (user info) at 2004-12-07 19:08:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. you crossed so many lines with this post, I'm not sure that there are any lines left to cross. Congratulations, you have achieved all there is to achieve in shock humor.
Submitted by PizzaEagle (user info) at 2004-12-07 19:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. you crossed so many lines with this post, I'm not sure that there are any lines left to cross. Congratulations, you have achieved all there is to achieve in shock humor.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is so sick. Now I'm convinced there's something wrong with me, because the further I scrolled, the harder I laughed. The poem to Jesus was priceless.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-12-07 15:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yay a dead baby post.
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2004-12-07 13:29:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bigmike - if you had been so disgusted or un-entertained by this post, then you wouldn't have come back. you wouldn't have seen that I said you suck. But you did come back, because this post has an immense draw to it. I'm sorry to all who've experienced a miscarriage - it's really truly sad when it happens to somebody.. but when it's clearly FICTION and someone is clearly taking a RADICAL PERSPECTIVE on it, then there's no reason to be so offended. But that's not the point- the point is that you couldn't stay away and that proves it's a frickin great post.
Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-12-07 12:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is disgusting.
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-12-07 12:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think he has to ever worry about having a wife or a miscarrige
ATTENTION GHEY MENZ!
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1091810272164317469/1/gaybret1small.jpg
(submitted for Uberdirectory by Vermin)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-12-07 12:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-12-07 12:40:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-12-07 12:05:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, but any person too sensetive about miscarriages should have turned away after reading the title.
Still don't know why I like it.
-Bus
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The reason you like this is the same reason that your dumb ass can't spell "sensitive"...because you're a fucking moron.
-Tony Montana
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2004-12-07 12:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ignorance is bliss.
I hope when you grow up and try to have kids that your woman has one miscarriage for every picture that you made.
It took almost a year for my wife to get over her miscarriage.
I'm all for sick humor, and I'm all for you being able to post whatever you want.
But just know on a personal level...I hate you.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2004-12-07 12:05:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, but any person too sensetive about miscarriages should have turned away after reading the title.
Still don't know why I like it.
-Bus
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2004-12-07 11:58:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bored At Work!
Greatest Post Ever!
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-12-07 08:18:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-12-06 11:11:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Seems like everyone replying has experienced a miscarriage... I didn't know they were so common. Shitty.
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Its estimated that at least 30% of all pregnancies end in miscarriage - often even before the woman concerned even knows she's pregnant. Yes, it's shitty. Yes, it's unfair.
And it doesn't need wankers such as the author of this monstrosity to make it any worse.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-07 05:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-06 12:39:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I usually like apollo, but hearing him say "There is no line" is a tad bit ironic http://www.ubersite.com/m/44343 """
I never said I was consistent!
Plus I was on my period that day.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-12-07 04:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BAD BAD BAD
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2004-12-06 20:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-06 20:08:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-12-06 15:27:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear disphits who find this unfunny because they had a miscarriage,
A miscarriage is god's way of getting rid of babies that aren't quite right. It's his eject button. If your pregnency would have been succesful then there would be one more retarded child out there. Consider yourself lucky that you did not have to raise a child that wasn't 100% healthy. I have seen what raising a problem child is like for a family, Trust me you wouldn't have liked it.
As always love,
Brendan
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Brendan,
I agree with what you're saying to a certain extent. I can obviously only speak from my experience, but the baby I miscarried was perfectly healthy, fully formed, in possession of all her limbs and given another fortnight - that's all - would have been viable. I miscarried after being involved in a car accident and falling down the stairs within days of each other. So bear in mind that yes, a lot of miscarriages are, in their own way, a good thing, there are a lot of people who have problems with placenta, have accidents, other reasons which terminate a "good" pregnancy prematurely.
Spare us a thought.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-06 20:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:11:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 infinity.
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-04 21:41:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm speechless.
On the one hand I want to -2 you because a miscarriage is the worst thing that could ever happen to a woman.
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No, it isn't, AJ. The worst thing to happen to a woman is to be knocked up by some dude who thinks pics like this are funny. It's refuckingtarded.
IN FACT, and I don't give a shit what kind of flack I get from saying the following since I'm used to flack on here: A REAL MAN WOULD FIND THIS FUCKING PUTRID AND WRONG.
Shame on you, Vermin. Very badly done. You should be tied up and smacked in the face with a whole bag of those.
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Ferretnose, get off my case. Out of all the nasty and insensitive replies on this post, you single me out for being honest and taking a look at all the angles?
Fuck you.
I know several women who have had miscarriages, and I don't feel I was being overly presumptuous in my assessment. A miscarriage is a terrible ordeal. So is paralyzation. So is cancer. So is Parkinson's. So are a whole helluva lot of other things. Those who live in glass houses, Ferretnose. Don't tell me you've never poked fun at anything that other people might deem terribly offensive.
I gave my opinion, and you don't see me jumping down the throats of anyone on either side of the coin, do you?
"You should be tied up and smacked in the face with a whole bag of 'THOSE."
Those???? Way to debase your whole review in the last sentence.
Again, I wouldn't wish a miscarriage on anyone, but I'm not going to deny others their right to say what they want.
I could play advocate for either side of the argument, but what's the point? My life isn't so devoid of anything meaningful that I feel the need to start a crusade against others' opinions. Don't bother replying. You'll just end up looking stupid and driving this further up the Most Heated list.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:44:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh man, most heated. Anyway to anyone who has been involved with a miscarriage themselves, I suggest they create a tribute for their precious little slimeball just like this one. It has been very theraputic for my wife and I and has aided the healing process greatly. If you are not skilled with photoshop, just send me the pics of your little goober and I can help you with that.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy Hell.
I laughed. A lot.
So sue me.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Seralena (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck. Miscarriages make me cry, and the woman whose kids I babysat for had one, it was traumatic as hell.
But dammit, this made me laugh.
Bastard.
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:11:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 infinity.
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-04 21:41:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm speechless.
On the one hand I want to -2 you because a miscarriage is the worst thing that could ever happen to a woman.
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No, it isn't, AJ. The worst thing to happen to a woman is to be knocked up by some dude who thinks pics like this are funny. It's refuckingtarded.
IN FACT, and I don't give a shit what kind of flack I get from saying the following since I'm used to flack on here: A REAL MAN WOULD FIND THIS FUCKING PUTRID AND WRONG.
Shame on you, Vermin. Very badly done. You should be tied up and smacked in the face with a whole bag of those.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2004-12-06 16:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy God in Heaven this is the sickest post I have ever seen on uber.
Submitted by redraven (user info) at 2004-12-06 16:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-12-06 15:27:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear disphits who find this unfunny because they had a miscarriage,
A miscarriage is god's way of getting rid of babies that aren't quite right. It's his eject button. If your pregnency would have been succesful then there would be one more retarded child out there. Consider yourself lucky that you did not have to raise a child that wasn't 100% healthy. I have seen what raising a problem child is like for a family, Trust me you wouldn't have liked it.
As always love,
Brendan
P.S. If you find this unfunny because it is gross, go fuck yourself.
P.P.S, Don't go fuck yourself, go here. http://www.ubersite.com/m/46480
Submitted by benjamindover (user info) at 2004-12-06 15:20:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ever had deep fried fetus? Fuckin good. If mcdonalds made them, i'd order a 10 piece.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-12-06 14:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sadly, I find this amusing.
To Hell it is...please save me some marshmellows and a seat by the fire pit. I'll bring a fetus so we can play catch.
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-12-06 13:17:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick sick SICK individual. But hey, so am I.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-06 13:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
woah
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-06 12:52:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a fucking tard.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-06 12:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I usually like apollo, but hearing him say "There is no line" is a tad bit ironic http://www.ubersite.com/m/44343
Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-12-06 11:11:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Seems like everyone replying has experienced a miscarriage... I didn't know they were so common. Shitty.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-12-06 10:41:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-06 08:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
For his next trick: Aborted foetus
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-06 07:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There is no line.
Submitted by thedude (user info) at 2004-12-06 07:25:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude so not funny. There are just some things.
I hope this shit comes back to haunt you.
Fucko!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-12-06 07:22:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know, I can understand why people didn't like this post, seeing how some of you have lost children and whatnot, and I'm not bagging on you about it. You the right to feel the way you do.
Everyone handles things differently.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-12-06 07:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2004-12-06 00:36:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
the most hilarious thing ever. p.s., bigmike, you suck
Why, because I have an opinion?
My wife and I lost our first child to miscarriage. I just don't find this amusing at all. I guess I'm not the only one.
Some people found this funny, I didn't.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-12-06 07:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-12-05 08:27:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
There's a line. And I'm sorry to say that (only because I know its what you want) you've crossed it.
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NO, posting child porn or other things of the sort would be crossing the line. This (while still sick) was actually pretty tame compared to some things that one would find out in the world.
Fuck, man... people need to lighten up.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2004-12-06 07:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was so terrible.
But I can't help it. I laughed. I have to give credit where it's due.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-06 06:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
am I sick in the head?
I can't stop laughing at this.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2004-12-06 06:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Posts like this make me wonder why I am on Uber. Now I am all for originality. But I think that was just to shock.
It was vile. Utterly vile.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-06 06:42:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously people, -2's? For this masterwerk?
Perhaps this is too much for the american sense of humour.
the sheer audacity of this is awe inspiring.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2004-12-06 06:37:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
a masterpiece, wish i'd thought of something like this
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-06 06:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GENIUS.
My god, just when I thought Uber had nothing new to offer this happens.
Brilliant.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-12-06 06:16:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was horrible. You want me to get all upset, that's the whole point of posts like this. I'm adding to the heat because I had to say that you're the saddest fuck on earth to be selling your soul to a hit counter and a little sign that says most heated.
Only the young, inexperienced, stupid, and people who like to pretend they're above being "grossed out" found this funny.
One day you'll all look back at this and laugh no more. By the age of 25 you will all have experienced, or know someone close to you who has experienced this, because its a lot more fucking common than you think...
I dread that it ever happens to me and mine. Screw you.
Submitted by artfart (user info) at 2004-12-06 05:30:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yes, you're sick. Big deal... Humorous, no. If you'd managed to make if funny it could have been great. Ok, my parents would be disgusted but i didn't laugh.
Submitted by Sacrew (user info) at 2004-12-06 05:17:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKIN' A
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-12-06 01:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-12-06 00:52:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck, is tht what I used to look like? Dam, puberty does not seem all that bad in retrospect.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2004-12-06 00:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-12-04 19:04:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet God in Heaven. He approves of this post. He uses still born kids as lightning bolt fodder because they are unbaptised. SMITE SMITE SMITE SMITE SMITE.
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Wow. I cannot believe that you actually typed that. You are quite insensitive.
On a separate note, I do not find this funny at all. For those of us who have actually experienced a situation like this, it is painful to look at this side of such a serious matter and it is clearly nothing to joke about.
Honestly, fuck off.
Submitted by DisneylandBurnedDown (user info) at 2004-12-06 00:42:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This met and then exceeded all of my fetussy needs.
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2004-12-06 00:36:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the most hilarious thing ever. p.s., bigmike, you suck
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-12-06 00:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The depths of your depravity knows no bounds.
KUDOS!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-05 21:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-12-05 01:36:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
it's all fun and games until it happens to you, right? just like everything else in this world.
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true.
Submitted by fly_on_the_wall (user info) at 2004-12-05 21:16:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Juvenile
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2004-12-05 20:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Line you dont cross.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-12-05 20:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's a post that's guaranteed to have 100% fewer miscarriages: http://www.ubersite.com/m/53449
Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2004-12-05 19:34:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you. My mom had a miscarriage.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-12-05 19:27:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
fucking repulsive ... if this was true, then, where's the fucking coathanger, man?
this is quite possibly the most immoral post I've ever seen on this site.
(but I did laugh a tiny, tiny bit. maybe the heaves were vomit precursers.)
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-05 17:32:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-12-05 01:07:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
you're a fucking moron. and the people +2ing this are doing so because they think it's cool to be different. i worked on an obstetrics ward and saw this happen several times and it never gets easy to deal with. parents are heart broken after a miscarriage. can you imagine carrying an unborn child for almost 9 months and then expelling something like that?
oh but yeah, since this fag has good "style" that makes it okay to validate something like this shit. what if someone murdered your fat ass or someone you loved...and then made a nice, stylistic post about it on ubersite...would that make it acceptable to your dumb asses?
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I hope someone does a post on my murder on uber. It would make my (after)life complete.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-05 17:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If God is a buddhist (a fact established as true), then he can transcend this. It was damn funny.
Submitted by Id (user info) at 2004-12-05 16:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
One one hand, I can understand how some would find this amusing.
On the other, this is without doubt the most vile piece of debauchery I have ever had the misfortune of casting my eyes upon.
I'd hope this horrible thing would befall you in the future, but I'm not quite as sick as you.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-12-05 15:20:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-12-05 01:07:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
you're a fucking moron. and the people +2ing this are doing so because they think it's cool to be different. i worked on an obstetrics ward and saw this happen several times and it never gets easy to deal with. parents are heart broken after a miscarriage. can you imagine carrying an unborn child for almost 9 months and then expelling something like that?
oh but yeah, since this fag has good "style" that makes it okay to validate something like this shit. what if someone murdered your fat ass or someone you loved...and then made a nice, stylistic post about it on ubersite...would that make it acceptable to your dumb asses?
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Couldn't have said it better myself.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-12-05 15:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
twisted humor. right up my alley.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2004-12-05 14:44:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was born a sick fuck and I'll die a sick fuck. RIP Sarah May.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-12-05 14:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My goodness, this is on the most heated. Thank you for all of your kind words, there are some solid gold comments down there. Little Sarah May is looking down from heaven with a smile on her slimy monkey face at this.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-05 14:24:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't know why I came back to this, maybe because it's heated and I wanted to see who the REALLY sick fucks among you are.
On my calculations, about 70% of the people who gave this a -2 so far are male. There are one or two people whose gender I'm unsure of so I made an educated guess. I'm surprised by that, I thought more of the women would be out with their -2 wands. Maybe they know better than to click on a post by Vermin with the word "miscarriage" in the title.
I rather liked this comment for its truth:
Submitted by RouteTwo (user info) at 2004-12-05 01:36:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
it's all fun and games until it happens to you, right? just like everything else in this world.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-12-05 14:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 because that was fucking hilarious
-2 because you're a sick, sick little demon
Oh my God! How am I supposed to react to this?!
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2004-12-05 11:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-05 11:41:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
When you're done with the carcass, can I have it?
The doggies love playing with stuff like this.
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-12-05 11:26:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sick, yet funny. I'm going to Hell, but so are you.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2004-12-05 11:20:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2004-12-05 11:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit. I don't know why im laughing this is the sickest shit ive EVER read. But the delivery was well done!
Jesus this is sick
The poem kicks ass.
My condolensces to you and your wife. For mating in the first place.
Submitted by Pandamel (user info) at 2004-12-05 10:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That is sick.
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-12-05 08:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There's a line. And I'm sorry to say that (only because I know its what you want) you've crossed it.
Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2004-12-05 04:17:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn I find this funny.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2004-12-05 04:13:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i found this highly amusing in a really sick twisted way. reminds me of a time in high school when i dated a guy who had a fetus fetish (pictures all over his room...ew).
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-05 03:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SoxSexSax (user info) at 2004-12-04 20:13:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyone who rated this negatively has no sense of humour.
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You are absolutley fucking right on with that, motherfucker.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-05 03:51:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Come see me when you come home from work one day and your wife tells you that your baby is in the toilet, dead.
Fuck you, man.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-05 03:50:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and it was good.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-05 03:50:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i ate her
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-12-05 03:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-12-05 01:07:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
can you imagine carrying an unborn child for almost 9 months and then expelling something like that?
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This guy's obviously never been to the "Golden Curry House" in london.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-12-05 03:39:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed so much i died like a fetus.
I hope my wife DOES miscarry so i can mock her with this post.
I'd say B@W but the fatcats would never support anything remotely risque...
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-12-05 02:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
hmmm
Submitted by mikeeegeee (user info) at 2004-12-05 02:09:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm such a bastard but that was the funniest thing I've read in weeks.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-12-04 15:25:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Needs more cowbell.
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and that just pushed me over the edge
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-05 01:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2