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Who the flying fuck is DJMattB241?! (1099 hits)

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Rating: 1.19 on 37 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by DJMattB241 (View user info) at 2004-12-04 18:35:48 EST


I don't know, but if you want to find out:

219 677 MATT


Call me, i'm drinking! It's teh funzors!

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Submitted by Hooktad (user info) at 2004-12-25 22:40:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Whoever he is, he's one hell of a DJ.

Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2004-12-05 19:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're a dumbass for posting your number.

Let's hope the alcohol was good.



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-05 18:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Well, who is this mattdj42?

Based on the fact that he put his phone number up on the internet to solicit phone calls, I'd say that matt is a lonely, basically pennyless, pimple-faced geeker, with few friends, a small penis, no chance of interacting with a member of the opposite sex much less getting laid and a dork.

How accurate is THAT?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-05 12:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I talked to DJMATT on the phone last night...whooot.


Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-12-04 23:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah... we're wierd like that. GO MONKEYS WOO!

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-04 23:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

SPEDmonkey is a guy, monkeyPANTS is a girl... SOOOO confusing!

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-04 23:13:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAR FUCKLING HER SPEDMIBNEY

Matt, YOU'TE FUCKING AHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHA YOU CALLED ME!!111



1-302-245-3247

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-12-04 23:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I totally left a sexylicious message on Karen's machine.

Ooooooo, Karen....

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-12-04 22:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Call me!

617-833-7313

Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2004-12-04 22:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

LOl, Funny post.


Tiger lilly im calling you cuz i think your hot.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-04 22:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

after hearing AJ's voice, I'd do him...

















...in the pooper.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-04 21:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm drinking too.

I'd call you, but it wouldn't help me get my November financial statements done. Drunken accounting is a blast. My auditors love me!



Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-04 21:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Phone sex anyone??

860-798-7857

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-12-04 21:07:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

whatsamaddayou, you now like-a pizza?

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-04 21:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

no no! call me!

9-1-1

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-12-04 20:56:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

no no, Call me!

514-748-6971

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-04 20:55:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha... DJMatt.. nothin but class

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-04 20:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

SpecialK is teh female!!!!!

OMGLOLWTF!!!

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-04 20:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

please read below for more details

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-12-04 20:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahhaha who just called me??? i couldn't make out your name

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-04 20:37:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I left a message on SpecialK's phone... apparently she's a girl... and her name is Karen.

Sadly I already knew that, but i'm going to pretend I was obvlivious.

Oh, karen.. if you read this.. i'm not drunk.

Call me

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-04 20:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

im gonna call all you people!! right after i reboot.


but then i might forget.


*shrug*

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-12-04 20:21:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No! Call me!

219-677-MATT

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-04 20:17:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

no! me! 512-300-022.... yeah right!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-04 19:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

no no no call me!

(508)517-3000

I wont answer, though.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-04 19:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You call me, fucker.

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-12-04 19:26:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

don't call him everyone!!! call me!! 514-892-5658! I am teh borederer

Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-12-04 19:17:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If the first digit of your area core was 3 higher it would be my area code. And then maybe I'd call. but I'm a cheap bastard and the only way I'll pay for a phone call is for phone sex.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-04 19:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yes. teh Gary.


BORED.

Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2004-12-04 18:55:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Gary, Indiana?

WTF?

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-12-04 18:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll call when you are sober. Its funnier.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-12-04 18:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wait. Does this mean you are a gerbil?

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-12-04 18:45:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Like fuck. I'm not calling you. Eat me.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-04 18:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You are *SO* going to regret this.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-04 18:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

why is everything so fucking FUNNY to me?!

oh well. imma go play UT2004.

scha-bop!

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-12-04 18:37:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm going to post my address tomorrow and my social security number

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-12-04 18:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Sounds like a fucking faggot if you ask me.


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