Damn snow (754 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.75 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bob Smith <smeagol.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-02-19 20:02:47 EST
I had to shovel snow, due to the large storm that recently stoped. So I am shoveling the snow. I stick it this drift blocking the drive way, kick the shovel part into the snow to maximize the amount of snow I can get in one sweep. Bad move, the shovel hits an ice sheet hidden under the evil snow, bounces back and hits me gonads dead on. I barf and crawl in the house in pain...pain.
I HATE SNOW.
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-27 09:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought I would delve back into the history of uber to see all the quality posts there were in the old days before all us peasants arrived and made it rubbish.
Submitted by LordVicious (user info) at 2003-02-20 23:03:14 EST (#)
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Lazy people pay neighborhood boys to shovel for them..
i know im not getting off my ass to shovel snow..
snow should just die... or atleast not be so damn cold!
Submitted by DarthAwsome (user info) at 2003-02-20 18:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Loren, I live in PA, about a 25 minute drive away from Philadelphia. The roads are in good condition now, but some lazy fucks won't get off there asses and shovel their sidewalks. Man that pisses me off.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-02-20 14:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I FUCKIN HATE SNOW TOO!!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-20 12:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bob, what state are you from? See below for southern NY...
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Submitted by JUSTIN (user info) at 2003-02-20 11:59:34 EST (#)
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that must really suck, i live in florida and haven't really seen snow in i guess about ten years.
Submitted by DarthAwsome (user info) at 2003-02-19 22:17:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, the snow blew over the ice part. Thats why I couldn't see the ice.
Submitted by Greatsword (user info) at 2003-02-19 21:44:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh god
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-02-19 20:25:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Get someone to kiss it better.
Submitted by LordVicious (user info) at 2003-02-19 20:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
damn that snow... damn that snow to hell
tell me.. what did YOU do to make that snow swiftly smash your nuts in with your OWN shovel...
one thing... how can a drift have ice in it.. or was it what you THOUGHT was a drift?