VALBERCON II: Be There (1383 hits)
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Submitted by Val (View user info) at 2004-12-05 11:50:32 EST
Alright. It's time again. It's been way too long since I last sat around the firepit. Far too long since the cops have been called. Far too long since Dan's bathroom saw any action.
I'm going to Dan's the day after Christmas. That's December 26th. I'll be there for about a week (actual Uber time: 3 weeks), and I expect all of you to show up at one point or another.
Women must wear lingerie for the entirety of their stay.
Details to follow.
Thanks,
The Management
(pic taken from la nuggeta)
User Reviews
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-12-15 04:48:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm the one in the wrestling mask.
Oh, and Val, sweetie...
If you get "Eye of the Tiger" stuck in my head one more fucking time this week, you're getting teabagged with the fury of the blind ninja.
I mean... you know... you're gonna get teabagged anyway, but how much fury involved depends on you.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-12-13 15:41:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
booooooooo im going
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-12-12 16:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Val Val Val, why hast thou forsaken me?
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
Good to see you're not dead or some such shite.
Geez.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-12-12 16:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Does this mean I can come?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-12-12 15:50:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
um.. the one with the ringpop is me.
however, donkey and i are twinsies, so i can see how you'd make that mistake.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-12 00:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wait a sec? The one with the Ring-Pop is Donkey?
I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT DONKEY WAS A GUY...
Wow....
I mean, seriously...
Sheesh...
Any Uber's gonna be near Minn/St. Paul on the holiday?
If I can get up there to vist Madre in Osceola, WI I'd spend a day in that town, if only to see the MoA the day after Christmas for the lines of returns.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-12-11 10:44:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
LBC? Val's coming to my house in NEW HAMPSHIRE. As in, about as far NorthEast as you can go in American without getting fucked by bears and lobsters in Maine.
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-12-08 19:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, I'd like to go, but I too am in the SF area...
Maybe we could get some SF area uber users, rent a car and go visit you all together!
Other than that, I wont be in the LBC till January 17th for a cruise, although if you would want to meet another uberuser then...
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-12-08 19:34:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you shut your hole, you. i didn't know you came back! after i finish my psych paper i promise to skim at least 1 post. by the way, i know i rock. and congrats on the job!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-12-08 17:16:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Eh, I'm sitting at work like an impotent jerk. Did you know I got a job? Smith Barney, baby. Not bad, eh?
I read your I'm back post... I must say: you rock.
No one reads my shit anymore on here (especially you), but oh well...
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-12-08 16:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Things are freaking awesome. Dan is creepfirebombing; his house is where UberCon: Almost Boston But Not Quite was held. Howve you been?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-12-08 16:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
So, Val, how are things? Who is this Dan fellow?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-06 10:53:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Americans' average BMI is shocking.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-12-06 10:47:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lojope, i have a slaptastic one of lee flexing in a hot tub. I'm going to blow it up and put it as a poster on my wall. I suggest you do the same.
Schlongy: hat's your beef, g?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-06 00:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The picture of Donkey licking the RingPop is making my hoo hoo dilly tingle
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-05 22:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It sure was.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-12-05 21:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-05 19:12:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
It appears that I'm not fat enough to attend this shindig.
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oh my gooses, thats hillarious
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-05 19:12:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It appears that I'm not fat enough to attend this shindig.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-05 19:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry lady. No can do.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-05 17:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can I go? I'll bring the non-alcoholic beer. It'll be fun.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-05 17:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd go for hot bumsex with Durae.
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-12-05 17:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-05 12:47:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
... if I can find money ...
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Try the federal government...
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-12-05 17:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up and go and die in a corner.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-12-05 17:08:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sounds hot. Think I'll go dancin' in the rain now.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-12-05 16:51:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Creep: What the ghey? No method? I guess we'll just have to make you wear the lingerie, bwahaha. Lingerie + wrestling mask = umm... super hot? Super hot macho drag queen? I have no idea.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-12-05 16:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PS- dock in your poopers
laugh out loud what the fuck
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-12-05 16:36:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll actually be even further away than usual from the states on the 26th. About 200 miles from where I usually am, but it'll only add about 50 miles from you guys.
Fuck this, I'm pulling out the anchor and sailing Britain over to the US. You guys'll let me dock, right? Right?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-12-05 16:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Matt - That's almost a week later. Buck up, faggo. Are you even 21 yet?
Prez - Dispose of yourself, peasant. From now on you will be known as Mr. Useless.
Durae - Though the thought of Method in lingerie is hilarity in and of itself, the brute will not be attending. Greece will be his destination of choice for more pressing engagements.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-12-05 16:33:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Aren't the pictures supposed to attract people into going, or something?
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2004-12-05 16:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll be there with bells on.... MY PEENER! JINGLE MY BELLS, BITCH!
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2004-12-05 16:14:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yayyy! Valbercon! I'll come if possible...
PS I have plenty of lingerie to share if supplies run short. Maybe I shouldn't be announcing that. And the guys should have to wear it too. Especially Method, woohoo!
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-12-05 15:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You nerds.
Submitted by MrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-05 15:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-05 14:53:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr. Pres...don't bark up the wrong tree.
You're new here.
Submitted by MrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-05 14:32:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What is with these fat girls and shorts?
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-12-05 14:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who is Dan??
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-12-05 14:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wish I could go.. december has suddenly gotten pretty busy for me.
Tigerlilly however, will only be about an hour and a half away from me, go coffee woo?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-05 13:38:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-12-05 13:34:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
TL - Where at in Cali? I'm visiting my older bro in San Fran. You gonna be around that area? We should chill, have a cup of coffee, maybe a little sex.....
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Matt, I am going to be in So Cal. My sister/husband/baby live in
Long Beach. Too damn bad, I am always up for coffee and sex.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-12-05 13:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TL - Where at in Cali? I'm visiting my older bro in San Fran. You gonna be around that area? We should chill, have a cup of coffee, maybe a little sex.....
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-05 13:04:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-12-05 12:33:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
TL, you should come up too. I don't know how far away you live, but it'll be worth it. We always have a blast
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Oh I would definitely attend if I weren't going to be in California
during the holidays.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-12-05 13:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, Val. I'd go and offer up my sweet sweet sexings, but I'm organizing a New Year Con in NYC (haha, NYC in NYC, get it? Goddamn, I'm so fucking clever) with Jared and all the other elderly users.
Stop by yuppieville sometime. I'm sure we can do something fun like sip Gin and tonics and play Backgammon.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-05 12:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's a chance I could make it the day after the day after Christmas, if I can find money and a babysitter. I will try. I might need to borrow someone's lingerie though.... is that gross? Maybe I'll jst have to attend naked.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-12-05 12:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
TL, you should come up too. I don't know how far away you live, but it'll be worth it. We always have a blast.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-12-05 12:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Women must wear lingerie for the entirety of their stay."
Now wait just one damn minute here! How come this wasn't a rule at the last UberCon? And can I wear lingerie too?
Actually...I won't be there. Sorry. I have too much family stuff the weekend of Christmas and work the week after.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-05 12:28:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lojope great shirt girlfriend. I looove that color.
Have fun all.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-12-05 12:20:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was totally gonna post on this, but I'll wait a couple of days or so.
P.S. - Bad girl. Go to my room.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-05 12:11:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm busy that week. I have to wash my hair.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-05 12:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh oh OH! The nipple!!!!!!!!!
prgasm
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-05 12:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG LIEK BÜBS!
ToOoOoOoOooO bad I can't go.
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-12-05 11:57:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-12-05 11:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If only, if only...
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-05 11:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Look at that kid with the spiky hair.. and the cool bandit T shirt, he's too cool to hang out with you guys...