Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
uberboard
"Work is the scourge of the drinking classes." - Oscar Wilde
Submit - Register / Login
Welcome to Ubersite!
Other Stuff
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. Big Ol' Rack (SFW)
  2. Never a cross word mes amis!
  3. Never a cross word mes amis!
  4. Never a cross word mes amis!
  5. You want to talk about Bri...
  6. SPT Arnold lays down the l...
  7. SPT Movie Quotes Quiz
  8. The real mac daddy
  9. Bastard
  10. Bastard
more...
Most Heated
  1. This is a serious writers ... (86 heat)
  2. People Like This Need To B... (70 heat)
  3. McCunt (or, John McCain Sh... (49 heat)
  4. Bigger than Maddox... Oh, ... (47 heat)
  5. Porn (41 heat)
  6. Is Tom Brokaw gonna BITCHS... (41 heat)
  7. United States, Bend Over -... (36 heat)
  8. Presidential Campain Capti... (33 heat)
  9. Vote McCain or I'll Eat Yo... (30 heat)
  10. Jack McCallum thanks for t... (30 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1143182 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (698789 hits)
  3. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (385740 hits)
  4. How To Pick Up Chicks (325663 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (305327 hits)
  6. Knockoff porn movie titles (300333 hits)
  7. My J-Date Misadventure (286139 hits)
  8. Licking A Bum's Ass (249661 hits)
  9. Badass Australian Cows (246826 hits)
  10. Totally Useless Facts (231088 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1454850 hits)
  2. Stanley Moore (1440010 hits)
  3. JMG114 (1378258 hits)
  4. Razor (1372629 hits)
  5. MickGinny (1283067 hits)
  6. loki (1060342 hits)
  7. Jonukah (972501 hits)
  8. weeeeep (922907 hits)
  9. outed (898283 hits)
  10. Cat Crooner Extraordinaire (883928 hits)
  11. Ubersite needs me! (875776 hits)
  12. Asian Men Love Me (873060 hits)
  13. Tom (831553 hits)
  14. Sideburns, MUHFUCKA (805374 hits)
  15. apollo88 (761474 hits)
  16. oy vey (753975 hits)
  17. T+I+G+E+R (749683 hits)
  18. Sorrell (742635 hits)
  19. Satan is my Motor (688622 hits)
  20. RON PAUL 2008! (683827 hits)
  21. HIDDEN101 (682608 hits)
  22. Sock Penis™ (677217 hits)
  23. Phil Phone (639208 hits)
  24. Banned (639018 hits)
  25. T to the ToM (626117 hits)
  26. iddqd (618079 hits)
  27. kaos-king (603507 hits)
  28. comicbookguy (587122 hits)
  29. ♥ (581619 hits)
  30. O (577374 hits)
Click here to return to the list of messages.

No Cancer For You!! (632 hits)

Category: None

Rating: 1.25 on 4 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by <oleannder.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-05 15:59:35 EST

Well the results of my PET Scan came back this week. No Cancer for me!! And while I am releived that they didn't find any, it still poses the question: Just what the fuck is wrong with me?

Well it turns out that for a few of the last few months I have had encephalitis but the doctors were so busy looking for causes for ALL of my symptoms that they neglected to treat me. I mean, sure, I've been hospitilized a few times, rehydrated, given a few days worth of steroids & had an ovary removed..... but untreated encephalitis can lead to coma & death. What the hell? Am I someones science experiment?

Get me some fucking drugs. Now.

Submit to Digg Submit to StumbleUpon

User Reviews

Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-12-05 17:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What the hell, have a +2 on the house.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2004-12-05 16:35:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

shotty your tv
Submitted by MrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-05 16:30:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

damn
Submitted by PrettyBondage (user info) at 2004-12-05 16:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

wow

Homer: This place is depressing.

Grampa: Hey! I live here.

Homer: Oh, well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get used to it.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Thanksgiving


Site and layout © 2008 Ubersite ® -- All material copyrighted by its respective copyright holder, dumbass