My Peeping Tom Experience Ended with Blood on my Clothes (1221 hits)
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Submitted by Jon (View user info) at 2004-12-05 21:30:59 EST
When I lived in Ireland as a horny 17 year old, I'd do just about anything to catch a glimpse of a classmate's boobs.
This was why me and about 4 friends decided to go through a hole in the ceiling to watch the girls take their clothes off in the next room through a hole in their ceiling. We weren't real educated on things like structural capabilities of buildings in the 19th century, or even physics for that matter. So, the idea of crawling through a dark enclosed space distributing over 500 pounds to a delapitated house frame didn't make anyone flinch.
The idea started as just that, an idea. We sent the smallest kid through the tunnel to see what he could find. He stayed inside for a while as we waited in anxiety. Eventually, he reappeared with a facial expression that said it all. For those of you who watch South Park he looked like Butters when he gets excited. That retarded fucking smile. He recieved a few punches from the boys for that...
I was in the first crew to go over. There was 5 of us and the entire house was shaking with our every movement. Something in the back of my head was flashing a neon sign but I rebelled against logic at that age. I'd do anything to see a real boob too.
As we climbed into the crawl space we could see the vent the little bastard was looking through. We crowded around it and watched as the girls sat around talking.
"God, can you believe Rory? He's the biggest feckin queer known to man, he puts on the worst front for bein straight, and I heard his dick is the size of a tootsie roll."
The group glanced at Rory and we could see a tear on his cheek through the beems of light shooting through the vents. Everyone tried not to laugh and Rory got in the fetal position.
A couple of the girls were in the corner by themselves playing with eachother's hair. I focused my attention to that corner as that had the most potential for "experimentation".
"Oh lads, look at Deirdra and Sairse," Olly, across from me had noticed them fondling eachother in the corner too, "oh not you though Rory, ya fuckin queer."
Rory's insecurity got the best of him and he exploded on Olly. Olly was the number one boxer in Ireland in his weight and age, and Rory had received several intense blows to the face befrore he'd even managed to try and get a slap in.
I glanced down to see the girls looking at the ceiling in horror, "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph it's a fukin ghost!"
"Take off your shirts you randy little whores!" I screemed at the top of my lungs.
"Ahh it's tha fuckin Yank, go fuck yerself yankee doodle, the only shaggin yule get here is from yer right hand ya wanker!" the girls laughed.
Immediately and without warning, the ceiling collapsed.
The next two seconds were a blur of dust, rotted wood, and body parts.
I saw a couple girls bleeding and Rory and Olly still going at it. Rory had blood running down his chin and Olly was lovin the audience comprised entirely of girls. The girls, were hysterical. Here there was people falling through their ceiling, two guys fighting to the death, and me, standing at full attention with my pants down.
The amount of turmoil in that room would have never subsided had the entire house not started to shutter. Everyone ran outside to find our supervisors sitting around the campfire... sloshed.
We looked at them in horror as a corner of the house slowly collapsed to the ground behind us. I stood hunched over, Rory stood crying and bleeding, and the girls were beyond hysteria. This all could have been avoided had one of us simply had a spycam.
Then I would have surely seen a boobie.
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Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:21:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Great story :D
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-12-06 11:00:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Beautiful
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-06 06:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-06 04:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Too funny
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-06 03:04:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-12-05 21:46:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone didn't watch 'Porky's' as a kid...
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Neither did you, Scottish.... you watched it last week
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-12-05 23:42:01 EST (#)
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"Immediately and without warning, the ceiling collapsed. "
For some reason I misread the first sentence, and thought that this all took place in 1917.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-05 23:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
meh
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-12-05 23:16:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-12-05 23:04:52 EST (#)
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"Take off your shirts you randy little whores!" I screemed at the top of my lungs.
hahahah
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-12-05 22:44:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There is nothing wrong with spilling a little blood for a perv, is there?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-12-05 22:17:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-12-05 21:49:53 EST (#)
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Good times for all.
Submitted by MrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-05 21:47:17 EST (#)
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The CIA gave me a whole box of those things.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-12-05 21:46:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone didn't watch 'Porky's' as a kid...
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-12-05 21:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I did this as well, except it ended with sperm on my pants.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2004-12-05 21:38:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hangnail and dirty fingernails! ya perv...
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-12-05 21:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha!