Death (616 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.78 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fresh Prince <jonny.t1.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-06 00:13:16 EST
A girl died in 1933 by a homicide murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. Unless you send this to 20 people, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
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Ha, eat that shit mutherfuckers!
Oh, and I felt like emulating Bush... This is a preemptive strike on thursday...
Ahahahaha, I'm pulling a dubya
User Reviews
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-12-06 12:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Eating Paint Chips as a Kid = This Post
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-12-06 12:26:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I should murder a porn star, so that when I say the words "Fuck me baby", her ghost will appear to fellate me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-06 12:17:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Eloquence
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-06 05:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2004-11-28 23:23:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Bananas aren't just for eating, they teach us very important lessons.
Like how to put on a condom, or how to give a BJ...
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This is very gay.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-12-06 05:28:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is very gay
Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-06 02:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
via post.
Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-06 02:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Its a post. I cant send it to anyone.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-06 00:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by MrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-06 00:20:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Do not even attempt to immitate me. Except a visit from mercury tipped bullets.
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2004-12-06 00:17:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Aren't many hundreds of people murdered every year? Why don't any of them come back to kill people? Furthermore it stands to reason that if this stupid chain letter thing were actually effective then there would be many people who received it and a signifigant percentage of these people would not send it to 20 people. I have not heard of large numbers of people being inexplicably murdered ergo this is a farce. You suck.
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