Saint Theresa vs Princess Diana (809 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.83 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <fishingwithlacyP.at.AOL.COM> (View user info) at 2004-12-06 05:35:39 EST
One day Saint Theresa was strolling down the boulevard up in "GOD-LAND" when she spots princess Di comming up the street towards her. She notices that the Princess has a big-ass posse with her and all the other "GOD-LAND" onlookers are clapping,cheering and generally carrying on.But what really piss's her off is "Di" is sportn a halo 3 times the size of her own! So Theresa glides across the street to the phone booth and gets "THE BOSS" on the main line. The conversation goes like this:GOD....whatup?THERESA....BOSS I just saw that bitch Princess Di boppin down the street like she was JC and the MAGIC 12!...and she got this big ass halo to boot! GOD....yeah...your point? THERESA....well...that trailer trash slut did zip to get here! I mean...what...help remove a few land mines?...donate some of Charles and that other dumb shits money to charities after she screwed them for awhile? GOD....and? THERESA.....well?...did'nt I do YOUR WORK, all my life, I mean washing all those lepers feet and all kinds of nasty shit?, and she gets the mag-size halo????????????????? GOD.......chill teri babe...its all good....
Thats not a halo......its a fucking steering wheel!!!!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2005-02-24 23:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-01-04 02:32:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
I now understand why you gave me a minus 2. Just from reading this.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-16 03:23:39 EST (#)
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OMG LOLOLOL!!!1@!@!!!11!oneeleventyeleventhousand
THAT WAS THE ROXSXXOR!!!!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-02-16 03:11:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeh i kinda liked that .
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-10 00:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Warning new ubersite "members"
Put some time and effort in, at least, your
first post. I did'nt, and got busted on it.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-04 04:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-04 04:04:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hilarious.
Submitted by Shroom (user info) at 2005-01-04 02:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thou art negative deuced.
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-01-04 02:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I now understand why you gave me a minus 2. Just from reading this.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2004-12-11 15:10:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-06 11:29:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
oh a steering wheel. that's why...
Submitted by thedude (user info) at 2004-12-06 11:00:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
mmm... ok. Not that funny.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-12-06 10:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha thanks for the laugh. Fuck these other bitches.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-06 10:16:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Heard it.
Bullshit.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-12-06 09:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This joke would have been funnier if you never told it.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-12-06 08:52:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 because..
IT'S MY MUTHAFUCKING 21ST BIRTHDAY!!!
-4 because..
THIS WAS MUTHAFUCKING STUPID!!!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2004-12-06 06:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I've had Anal Rape nightmares that were more interesting than this.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-06 06:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
They are both cunts.
As are you.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-06 06:00:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh.
Submitted by arcane (user info) at 2004-12-06 05:43:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
eh