The Man of Passion in... "Nurse Kate" (based on a true story, + camwhore) (1141 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: 1.67 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mike <mike.elias17.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-06 17:17:11 EST
The following is a story, slightly altered from the one which occurred today in Mr. C's health class in room 107. Written in true old-porn style, this masterpiece of passion shall survive the tests of time, pleasuring women for thousands of years to come.
NURSE KATE
Innocent, sweet, fresh, young Nurse Kate arrived at the hospital just like any other day... But today, she noticed a man who was not usually there. She was immediately engorged as she looked him up and down...from his tousled, Elvislike coif (hair) to his manly stressed-leather half boots. Nurse Kate had never felt quite this way before...especially not so quickly. The rush was overwhelming and she almost forgot that she had a special assignment that morning. She was to report to the Carson Building next door and go to room 107...though she was not told why. She arrived next door, walking crookedly because of the mysterious feeling in her gut.
105....106....107. She stopped at the door, turned to face it, and saw, written on it in large, stencilled capital letters,
"DANGER: MAN OF PASSION."
....wha?? Naive Kate did not know what was meant by this. She was assigned to report to room 107; therefore, she entered.
The room was dim and Kate's eyes took a minute to adjust. Then she found a switch on the wall and flicked it, hoping it would illuminate the contents of the room. *flick*
Nothing.
Then, suddenly, several rows of fluorescent ceiling lights assaulted her. There were desks, lined up in rows across the floor, and blackboards sprawled across two of the rectangular room's four walls. Then, her eyes fell upon a sight much more arousing.
The sexy man whom she had seen earlier lounged in a chair against a desk, facing directly at Kate. His legs were apart, with one foot on the floor, and the other propped up against a nearby desk. A gold pen cap dangled from his sultry, sneering lips. Both of his hands rested with their thumbs tucked smugly behind the buckle of his manly, leather belt. Then, he raised one hand and removed the pen cap, cradling it between his fingers like a cigar.
"Come in, Kate," he cooed in a deep, calm voice.
Without saying a word, Kate averted her eyes from his tender gaze and tiptoed further into his room, closing the door behind her. She inched nervously ever closer to the Man, as he slowly rose from his perch of desire and stood. Cocking his head to one side as if to say, "It's okay, pretty baby," he extended his hand and said,
"My name is Suave. Rico...Suave. But all my friends call me....the Man of Passion."
Kate placed her limp-wristed hand in his, and replied,
"I'm Kate."
"I know who you are. I also know a lot about people right away, by the way they shake my hand when I meet them."
"What do you know about me?" Kate inquired inevitably.
"You're weak and nervous. Do I... make you ...weak... and nervous?"
Kate tried to respond, but only stuttered and stammered--but no words came out. Suddenly, the Man of Passion grabbed her and pulled her close to him, kissing her with a passion never before achieved by a mortal human being.
With that, Kate lost control. She ripped off his leather jacket and tore open his belt buckle. But the Man of Passion grabbed her, sweeping her off her feet and carried her to the front of the room, where there on the ground was a mysterious scroll of paper. He threw the poor, aroused damsel down onto it and told her to be patient and wait....
Wait... to receive the sausage.
The Man of Passion got down on one knee by Kate's feet, her entire body paralyzed with arousal. He extended two fingers from his mighty Hand of Passion and proceeded to sing "Itsy Bitsy Spider," dancing his fingers between Kate's legs. From her erupted a scream of sexual frustration, as her pants were still on.
"Now don't get scared," the Man of Passion teased Kate.
Only seconds later did the Man of Passion undo his fly, unveiling the tree trunk which was his Passion Penis: Capable of breaking the tightest virgins in a single thrust, and extinguishing the forest fires of Africa with his mighty manchowder.
With one swift motion, he pierced Nurse Kate's pants without unzipping them, and proceeded to satisfy her in ways imaginable only by those lucky few thousand women who have known... the Man of Passion.
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Here's the real story:
Good ol' Mr. C assigned us to get into groups, trace the smallest person in the group with markers, and label his/her body parts affected by alcohol abuse. So yeah, THAT'S what we were doing. Thanks go out to R and C for the artful photography.
But let's take one look at the picture (at the end of the post), shall we?
Although we are not really having sex, notice...
-arched back
-thrilled smile
-entire body petrified with pleasure
Kate actually did have an orgasm.
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User Reviews
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-14 19:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
they taught me about alcohol abuse in 4th grade - way before i ever wanted to get drunk
when i started drinking in 9th grade, i had dismissed everything i had learned as fallacy.
now that i know i abused alchol, i wish they had continued to teach it in 8-college grades.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-12-06 21:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont want to spoil the perfect rating and you need more hits.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:28:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"tracing her with a marker"
So that's what you kids are calling it these days?
Submitted by TheRocketeer (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:12:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol no dude, I'm tracing her with a marker.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
link whore http://www.ubersite.com/m/53584
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait are you raping her?
+2 for the story, funny as balls