Fuck Shit Cunt Bitch Whore. Why I hate (and sometimes love) women (1893 hits)
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Submitted by Gay Ninja Face<thebrokenboy.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-06 17:24:58 EST
Women are evil things I tell you. They were put on this planet to play evil little tricks on your mind and giggle together at the pain and suffering they cause us men.
Every girl I've been with since I broke up with my ex has been a delight at first, then slowly became a annoying little shit face afterwards. I can't take anymore of this crap. I mean, I'd rather get some pussy than none at all, but it's like that old saying 'You get none for ages, then they all come along at once' or something like that.
I've always considered becoming a monk, so I can do cool shit like one finger press-ups or float in mid air.
Maybe I could become a mormon and come a knock-knock-knocking on your door.
But noway am I ever becoming gay.
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Read my previous posts and you will see I'm currently involved with a girl and aparantly I'm her boyfriend. I'm going to see her this weekend and fuck the shit out of her. That's the only reason I'm still speaking to her, mean I know but who cares. You only live once. As George Thorogood once said
'I broke a thousand hearts, before I met you
I'll break a thousand more baby, before I am through'
At this moment you're probably still wondering what the hell I'm on about. I said in my past posts that this girl stopped all thoughts of my ex and because of this I thought I was finally over her.
I found out before I'm not.
She IM'ed me saying her brother was being shipped off to Iraq on the 20th, She's quite emotional so I called her. I made her laugh which I'm good at sometimes, it also helps you get on a girls good side. (note: a few weeks ago She said hated me and shit like that) So on our conversation goes and She asked me if I wanted to stay at hers.
Like any (clever) man, I instinctivly said yes, as the conversation moved onto my birthday (Jan 3rd) She decided to tell me She'd be away with him. Yes. The guy She broke up with me for. He lives in Italy. Fuckin Italian guys.
I get very jealous over things like that so I said I needed a bath and said bye and realized how stupid I am for a few reasons.
1. I guess I've got a girlfriend (who is starting to annoy me because She spells like a retard, which i really really hate)
2. She's my ex. I'm supposed to be over her.
3. She's still in love with Mr. Italian Fucking Italians.
I've come to a conclusions that I have to options. The first is I take my opportunity to try and make her fall in love with me again despite all the shit we've been through ect, I still love her more than anything because She gave me what no-one else would and that was a dildo in my ass.
I mean, She gave me happiness.
The other option is that if I don't do the mentioned above, then I'll have to try my best to forget because I can't go around being a sucker for love all the rest of my life.
On the brighter side of life, I'm £100 up from selling a mobile fone, I'll probably spend it on a tattoo or something, I've always wanted one of them. Or a hooker, preferably one that looks remotely hot.
Instead of whining and crying over my shitty girl problems I could spend the Christmas either:
- Getting pissed out of my head
- Getting high as a kite (on second hand smoke of course)
- Fucking as many chicks as possible and not giving a fuck
or celebrate christmas like a motherfuckin kid.
I think I'll do all of the above actually.
Fuck women.
User Reviews
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck women. That's right, fuck 'em. In the face! TWICE!
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-12-07 12:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I do know the difference, it was a typo. I don't look over my post first.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2004-12-07 10:45:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Badly written but a good read so +1... "to" is not the same as "2" or "two" incase you were somehow desperate for an example.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-12-07 10:35:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm, now what is the one thing that all of you failed relationships have in common?
you?
perhaps that is the problem
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-12-07 10:27:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MOM!?!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-07 05:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah! Fuck them women!
Me first if you are hot.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-07 05:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That chick is hot.
She would be without the boots.
I can't do the fucking around thing... I get too stuck on one chick at a time. Maybe I should just START cheating on girlfriends... I mean, i'm 21 and i've only fucked 1 chick. HOW RETARDED IS THAT. I need more sex.
Ok, i'm off to fuck my ex now. I'll savor ruining her...
Submitted by heyzues (user info) at 2004-12-06 20:38:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apperently lucy is a whore, or so says the picture.
Read over your work before posting it.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-12-06 19:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Alcohol serves as a good replacement for most heart aches in life.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-12-06 19:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hear you on all accounts brother.
Just keep fuckin around, there's plenty of fish in the sea
bitches
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You should drink heavily.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
it didn't make me smile, but its worth a 1