Uber!!! So much Cam-Whoring...and some Donitsu pics too...this is the real one (3404 hits)
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Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (View user info) at 2004-12-06 17:31:01 EST
These are some sexy pics of me and my brother but mostly just me.
Now if you think im hot +2 me and if you think im ugly +2 me. If you are indifferent +2 me. Please specify which one you +2 me for.....yeah sue me i suck.
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
dude you'd make a fortune catching in gay pron
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aaaaaaaaahahaha
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"yes it will precious, it will get the hose"
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-02-21 15:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Diary, Mood-Apethetic
My life is spiraling deathward. I couldnt get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert. It sucks because they play some of my favorite songs like Stab My Heart Because I Love You and Rip Apart My Soul and of course Stab Me Rip Stab Stab and it doesn't help that I couldnt get my hair to do that flippy thing either like the guy from that band can do.
I'm an emo kid, nonconforming as can be
You'd be nonconforming too if you looked just like me
I got paint on my nails and makeup on my face
I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression girls just call me a fag
Cause the dudes look like chicks and chicks look like dykes
Cause emo is one step below transvestite
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
I'm dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sisters mascara now I'm grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me its never any fun
They say they already have a pussy they don't need another one
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo
...My life is just a black abyss you know? Its so dark and its suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip. Tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans...Which look great on me by the way...
When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
I write in a LiveJournal and wear thick rim glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
You can read me 'Catcher in the Rye' and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said I like girls, I'd only be half right
I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw Xbox I play old school nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hate my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be eeeeeeemo
...My parents don't get me ya know? They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy...well a couple of guys but I mean its the 2000's can't 2 or 4 guys makeout with eachother without being gay? I mean chicks dig that kinda thing anyways.
I don't know diary sometimes I think you're the only one who gets me. You're my best friend.
I feel like tacos
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-03-28 18:57:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
EMO!
Submitted by briancte (user info) at 2004-12-11 01:51:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 cause your obviously "a gay"
im affraid of gay people.
hope i don't get anything from viewing that picture.
does it make me gay cause i just watched the lizzie mcquire movie?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-11 01:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy fuck this is way over the line.
You'll both be Mr. December in some godforsaken jail, that's for sure!
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2004-12-09 21:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
is your brother the furry one in the top left pic?
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-12-09 20:53:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 camwhore
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-12-09 20:48:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Goddamn that's one gay muhfuk. And not gay in the homo way, gay as in the standardized insult meaning stupid. I guess on uber it is spelled ghey?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-09 16:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yup. still a wimpy anorexic emo faggot.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-12-09 16:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This brings nothing to mind so much as the phrase/diagnosis "irritable bowl syndrome".
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-12-09 14:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for so gay that my asshole got scared and released a pound and a half of shit into my pants as an octopus-like defense tactic.
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hahahahahahahahaha
LOLocaust indeed.
Submitted by Scarlett13 (user info) at 2004-12-09 08:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Work it baby!
Submitted by klebe (user info) at 2004-12-09 07:35:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-12-08 01:11:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
I know it's been said a thousand times in this post's reviews, but this is quite possibly the gayest thing I've ever seen.
+2 for so gay that my asshole got scared and released a pound and a half of shit into my pants as an octopus-like defense tactic.
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hahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-12-08 19:07:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
good one
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-12-08 17:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I think whatever it was that died on your head is starting to decompose.
Submitted by chgable (user info) at 2004-12-08 10:35:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Die faggot emo boys !
And learn how to put together pictures.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2004-12-08 07:33:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Words that spring to mind
Gay
Vain
pointless
ps. your brother looks better. and he smiles.
Submitted by Noreturn (user info) at 2004-12-08 05:13:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Like a good friend of mine, "Seabass" said: You are as fucking gay as a football-bat, why don't you come over so that I comb your fucking hair with a barstool"
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-12-08 02:59:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
well bart you do owe me that money from the anal bumloving i bestowed apon you.
Submitted by NotMuchToSay (user info) at 2004-12-08 02:39:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Way to go with finding a t-shirt way too small and getting a crap-ass nautical star tattoo. Leave.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-12-08 02:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-12-08 02:31:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you need some money to buy food?
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GODDAMN YOU BART! THE WAIF LOOK IS IN THIS WINTER!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-12-08 02:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you need some money to buy food?
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-12-08 02:29:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks dan
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-12-08 01:11:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know it's been said a thousand times in this post's reviews, but this is quite possibly the gayest thing I've ever seen.
+2 for so gay that my asshole got scared and released a pound and a half of shit into my pants as an octopus-like defense tactic.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-08 00:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dave is hott.
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2004-12-07 19:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You bring new meaning to the word "faggy emo kid"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:15:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stay AWAY from gay bars?
That's this kids raison d'etre, honey.
He hopes to OWN one someday.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Exactly what Zandy said.
and...
You'd make a super hot transy. You'd be wise to stay away from gay bars.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-12-07 15:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shave the soul patch and smile.
my 2 cents
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-12-07 14:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The Titanic called, Leo wants his face back.
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2004-12-07 12:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-07 11:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for looking like a gay porn star. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-12-07 11:16:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
scary dog.
Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2004-12-07 11:13:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tell your brother I says Hello!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-07 11:08:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-07 09:46:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-07 08:55:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought you were punk?
You look more like the ghey emo to me
hahahah "blue steel"
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-07 09:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You couldn't get any gayer on a bet.
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS STRAIGHT... PLEASE KILL YOURSELF BEFORE YOU SPREAD THE GHEY AIDS TO ALL!
Submitted by dohnuts (user info) at 2004-12-07 09:22:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Ugh, another nautical star tattoo. How completely played out.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-07 09:12:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AND I RAAAAAAN...
I RAN SO FAR AWAAAAAAAY...
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-07 08:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought you were punk?
You look more like the ghey emo to me
hahahah "blue steel"
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-07 08:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yup. Still gay.
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2004-12-07 08:24:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
emo, anyone?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-12-07 07:20:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Another camwhore that brings to mind the phrase "Look at me smoulder. I'm smouldericious."
I'm not going to -2 this like I want to, simply because my fiance is going to thrilled that there's a male on the planet I wouldn't have sex with.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-07 07:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why am I thinking of 'The Wonder years'?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-07 06:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Got milk?
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-12-07 05:16:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You're the kind of guy that knew cheekbones were in the face, and not the ass, before he turned 13. What did you expect to get posting on here with some pouty, "i'm so gorgeous" ghey-a-thon? You would've done better posting a picture of yourself standing on one leg playing the drum with chicken drumsticks hanging out your mouth.
This isn't www.rategheypeople.com, so leave the Blue Steel at the door...
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-07 04:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rundown of these pics.
#1 with the doggy. Sorry, but yoy look like a total twink. What the gay?
#2 red shirt. You look drunk.
#3 black shirt. HOTTTTT!
#'s 4 & 5: Funhouse mirrors?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-07 04:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"These are some sexy pics of me and my brother "
hahahaha. Half of the spam mail I get has that very same heading.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-12-07 01:06:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-12-07 00:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Top right. Thank you for modeling for the gay army.
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-12-06 23:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
i don't get it.. why can't you smile
it's pissing me off! JUST SMILE FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-06 23:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My my, that man with the spiky hair is sexy
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-12-06 21:23:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+4 for Don
-2 for you
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-06 20:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:17:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Liberace called.
He wants his gay back.
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ahahahahahaha
dude, get a haircut and smile every once in a while.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-06 20:05:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you, man. Fuck you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-06 19:42:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<masturbates furiously>
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-06 19:36:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this made me laugh.
woops, meant vomit.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2004-12-06 19:28:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Jesus, Jesus...
The HAIR!!
Plus, I think you missed a spot just under your lower lip when you were shaving this morning.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-12-06 19:27:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This +2 is for your brother, or whoever the other one is... <3
Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-12-06 19:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Your hair is the sex. Chelsea, no? I sort of had one as seen in my lone camewhore. Anyways, +1 for the hair.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-12-06 19:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, you got the tattoo! Good for you. How's school going, and why are you never on AIM?
Submitted by Id (user info) at 2004-12-06 19:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have potential.
If only you'd smile some more....
...still, I'm pretty sure I'd bang ya.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-06 19:14:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PS, that's not to say you aren't attractive. You have potential. Just try smiling once in awhile and for God's sake get a haircut.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-06 19:09:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That whole "I wanna be a badass so I'll stand around looking angry and have someone take pictures of me" thing? Not really workin' for ya.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2004-12-06 19:09:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are cute, but what in gay hell...? Seriously, Flock of Seagulls is jealous.
Submitted by Jambo (user info) at 2004-12-06 19:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Take it easy on him. He was the first Abercrombie model ever to have botoxed his face motionless.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I had nothing to do with this post....
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:52:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:48:50 (#)
Ranking: 1
You guys make Richard Simmons look like John Wayne. +1 for having the sheer audacity to post something this fruity.
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AHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
that was easiest the best dis on the reviews so far.
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You guys make Richard Simmons look like John Wayne. +1 for having the sheer audacity to post something this fruity.
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:45:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your all just jealous...your the kind of guys that watch body building competitions with your girlfriends (if you have them) and everytime your wife/girl says that one of them is attractive you say "yeah he looks gay". self-esteem is a bitch huh.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
don't be so conceited..who cares what you look like.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
how many hours does it take you to get that just got out of bed hair style?
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:21:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTG!?
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:17:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Liberace called.
He wants his gay back.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:14:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Feltch and Teabag:
The Early Years.
Submitted by MrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:06:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:01:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is sooooo gay it makes my penis hurt...and not in a good way.
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/110235092792299450/1/gay.JPG
Submitted by acidreflux (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy mother of Christ.
I do believe you're the gayest.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is sooooo gay it makes my penis hurt...and not in a good way.
Submitted by JenBee (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha ha the look on your face while holding that poor dog... hahaha
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:54:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like a reject for a New Romantic band.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is the hairdo Emo, or Club, or Emo-club, or should I club and emu?
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:51:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha!!!
i went back to look and see if it was still funny...and it is!! that smouldering glare of sensuality even when your holding the rat-dog is priceless!!
LOL! another +2
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If I hadn't meet you two, I'd type ATTN GHEY COUPLE!
Oh fuck, I typed it anyways.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:48:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha!
you are so ghey!
OMG....LOL...still laughing!
thanks, i was having kind of a crap day but that totally revived my spirits...+2 all the way
LOL!!!!!!
Oh man!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:48:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you're pretty cute and you look like one of my good friends.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:45:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
(I don't care -2)
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Has your dad asked you if your gay yet?
I fuckin hate emo.
-2 cos your emo -2 cos you look gay -2 because i hate you
ah guess what
-2!
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're not bad looking but what the hell is wrong with your hair??
No, I'm serious. You may be able to get antibiotics for that.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the expertly placed star tattoo on your forearm. Star tattoos rawk (and not just cuz I've got one)
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EMO BOY
Ahh, I suck.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
uh, why is it all long right there and then short everywhere else?
it looks retarded.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I actually feel really gay looking at these pics.
Submitted by riggyrow (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:40:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:36:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Attn: Vain Ghey Menz!
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AhHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa...
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:39:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because..
IT'S MY MUTHAFUCKIN 21ST BIRTHDAY!!
and for being a PUNK RAWKER@!1!!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-06 17:36:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Attn: Vain Ghey Menz!