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Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (View user info) at 2004-12-06 18:54:56 EST


This site sucks.. -2 die.

.. and val too

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Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-12-10 20:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The site does suck, but a large part of that has to do with you.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-10 20:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i don't know, but he had better get some muscles if he wants to keep doing it.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-10 11:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Why is Don always threatening to beat everyone up?

The guy seems to have serious violence issues.

Another hypocritical christian.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-10 11:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"Hey caul, next time I'm in Quebec I'll have dave look you up then you can talk all the trash you want. "

hahahhahahahahah unless he brings weaponery with him, this should be fun.

I'm 6'1, 185 pounds and I'm a fuckin' sissy compared to my huge brother and he sure won't refrain himself from telling me so. So why do you defend a fuckin' pansy, as hidden so perfectly put it?
He's rather effiminate and his arms are the size of my wrists for christ's sake. What's that you say? Your brother is a white belt in karate and can bench press 78½ pounds twice? Oooooh

You truly both are clueless punks.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-09 21:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-09 16:28:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

" i just know dave would beat the hell out of you given the attempt. "

From the numerous pictures we've seen, we can safely conclude that your brother is a fucking wimp. Just because you were born even weaker, which is hard to imagine, doesn't make your faggoty little brother a world-class fighter.
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Hey caul, next time I'm in Quebec I'll have dave look you up then you can talk all the trash you want.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-12-09 21:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I agree with Caulaincourt. I don't care who wrote this. You still suck. toxicnarcotic... pfff... I know who I am. I know who YOU are. He knows who HE is.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-09 20:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ahahahahaha

i've never seen a bigger pansy in my life! unless he put on about 50 pounds after those pictures were taken, i could probably beat his ass with one arm behind my back.

ahahahahaha.... beat my ass.... ahahahahahaha

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-09 16:28:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

" i just know dave would beat the hell out of you given the attempt. "

From the numerous pictures we've seen, we can safely conclude that your brother is a fucking wimp. Just because you were born even weaker, which is hard to imagine, doesn't make your faggoty little brother a world-class fighter.


Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-09 13:30:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-07 11:49:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

oh wait, you guys are brothers?


so Don, why don't you slap your fuckin' brother to keep him in line. it sounds like he needs it. hell, last time my brother tried to act tough, i broke his fuckin' arm and then threw him through a window in about three seconds flat. this was when he got back from the gym one day and decided to run his mouth about having a good 20 pounds on me. i hate it when guys go to the gym and start to see some results and think they are Mr. Universe all of a sudden. my other friend does that shit all the time. until you start getting past the 220-230 range, then you can start talking shit.

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For your information andy, me and my brother dont get along at all. I'm not talking crap, i just know dave would beat the hell out of you given the attempt.

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2004-12-07 23:44:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-12-07 12:03:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

This is so damn lame.

Yeah, LAME. No one cares about this, even that Val chick.
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...the man has a point.


Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-07 12:06:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Don, wasn't this the brother that was threatening to jump you a few months back? I guess you got over it.

Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-12-07 12:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is so damn lame.

Yeah, LAME. No one cares about this, even that Val chick. Go find something constructive to do.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-07 11:59:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hidden101 has a damn good point. My older brothers beat some common sense into me and naturally, I passed the wisdom onto my younger one. If you're a good brother, you will take your responsability and put this little shit here back in line.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-07 11:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

oh wait, you guys are brothers?


so Don, why don't you slap your fuckin' brother to keep him in line. it sounds like he needs it. hell, last time my brother tried to act tough, i broke his fuckin' arm and then threw him through a window in about three seconds flat. this was when he got back from the gym one day and decided to run his mouth about having a good 20 pounds on me. i hate it when guys go to the gym and start to see some results and think they are Mr. Universe all of a sudden. my other friend does that shit all the time. until you start getting past the 220-230 range, then you can start talking shit.

Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-12-07 11:31:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I really liked this. Well done.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-07 11:31:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-07 08:02:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-07 01:12:24 (#)
Ranking: -2

i'd like to punch your fucking teeth out of your head.
--------------------------------------------------------------
I'd like to you the attempt,

failure,

and then following swift beatdown.

================================================================

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



dude, it's the INTERNET.

CALM. DOWN.

you don't have to defend your little buddy from someone that is never even going to meet him, but it is kinda cute that you stuck up for him. jesus, BOTH of you guys are nutcases. no wonder you're such good buddies.

anyway, just to keep the entertainment rolling- your friend here looks like a huge pansy, and if you took Brendan's bet, you'd be out a hundred bucks.

Submitted by podium (user info) at 2004-12-07 11:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

bitter twat

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-07 11:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

awwww man

Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2004-12-07 10:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-07 08:02:24 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-07 01:12:24 (#)
Ranking: -2

i'd like to punch your fucking teeth out of your head.
--------------------------------------------------------------
I'd like to you the attempt,

failure,

and then following swift beatdown.
--------------------------------------------------------------
I got a hundred that says Hidden knocks all your teeth out and I make your gay little brother eat them.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-07 10:24:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Circe plays with word in a wonderful manner.
As for you, how old are you really?

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-07 09:36:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You are a cunt with a capital "K"

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-12-07 09:10:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The "you're hot" to "you're gay" ratio wasn't to your liking, I take it?

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-07 08:53:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Aww the lil emo poser got his feelings hurt

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-07 08:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-07 01:12:24 (#)
Ranking: -2

i'd like to punch your fucking teeth out of your head.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-07 08:02:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-07 01:12:24 (#)
Ranking: -2

i'd like to punch your fucking teeth out of your head.
--------------------------------------------------------------
I'd like to you the attempt,

failure,

and then following swift beatdown.


Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-07 07:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You'll grow up one day... until then, the teletubbies site is only a few clicks away.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-12-07 07:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

See, this is why I don't IM many people from Uber. If we knew each other, I'd have trouble telling you that I think you're a stupid little boy who needs to learn some manners, learn some self control, and learn to respect himself enough to not look like a fucking moron ALL THE TIME.

If I knew you, I'd feel bad telling you that if my son ever turns out like you, I'll choke him to death with my bare hands. I'd hesitate to let you know that if either of my daughters brings home a fuckwit like you and says "This is my boyfriend" I'll have her committed to a place with high grade mind altering substances until her frontal lobes grow back.

If I knew you, I'd regret wanting you to shuffle off and drop dead.

But I don't. So I don't.

It's wonderful, being me.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-07 05:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

they make pills to control these fits of yours.

so cute, yet so mental.


shame, really

Submitted by Evil_Morg (user info) at 2004-12-07 05:27:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

now thats how you walk into a room.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-07 01:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i'd like to punch your fucking teeth out of your head.

Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-12-06 21:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

wow you are such an ignorant angst filled tool.

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2004-12-06 20:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

The feeling is mutual. . . What the fuck is with this post?

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-06 20:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Not as much as the people of uber hate your temper tantrums and bitching.

Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-12-06 20:05:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I heard you got your asskicked by some drunk guy.



HARHAR.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-06 20:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W!


Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-06 19:49:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

[19:46:01] harmlessness: Wassup nigga
[19:46:05] santaclaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! :-D Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.

So, have you been naughty or nice?

[19:46:20] harmlessness: I've been naughty...
[19:46:22] santaclaus: Oh dear! Well, there is still time to get on my good list. ;-) When you do I will have a special free gift here for you on Dec. 22. Now type menu to see the fun and games the elves have put together for you.

[19:46:35] harmlessness: menu
[19:46:35] santaclaus: This will get you in the Christmas spirit in no time :-) Type a number:

1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!

[19:46:43] harmlessness: 1
[19:46:44] santaclaus: O.K. Let's focus on one wish at a time! I'm getting a little slower as I get older. So, what is the first gift you'd like from Santa?

[19:46:55] harmlessness: This: http://buddypic.com/profile.php?username=hightimes07
[19:46:56] santaclaus:
Well, I doubt that's all!
;-)
What else do you want for Christmas?



[19:47:17] harmlessness: This: http://buddypic.com/profile.php?username=sexybrunettegirl
[19:47:18] santaclaus:
;-)
What would your last Christmas wish be?



[19:47:40] harmlessness: A few thousand pounds of the best marijuana in the world.
[19:47:41] santaclaus: :-) All right, that's plenty of wishes. Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday poll.

[19:47:52] harmlessness: Why don't you suck my fucking cock?
[19:47:53] santaclaus:
Well I'm sure I don't know but I can ask one of the elves to find out.
;-)



[19:48:07] harmlessness: While you're at it, can you ask him to suck it?
[19:48:08] santaclaus: Can I what, exactly?

[19:48:18] harmlessness: Can you ask your elf to give me a hummer, dumbfuck.
[19:48:19] santaclaus: Is that all, now? ;-) Type, 'Tell Santa' and tell me all of your wishes!

[19:48:30] harmlessness: Santa, I hope you die.
[19:48:31] santaclaus: Is there anything special you want for Christmas? Not that I should be so polite after that remark.

[19:48:40] harmlessness: FUCK YOU KIKE
[19:48:41] santaclaus: I don't respond to that kind of language.
A lump of coal for you.


[19:48:50] harmlessness: FUCK YOU AND YOUR LUMP OF COAL
[19:48:51] santaclaus: Oh dear! Here we go. I told you once, no cursing. I'm afraid the elves have drawn the line and will stop me from talking to you if you persist with the foul language. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.


[19:49:01] harmlessness: Fuck off.
[19:49:01] santaclaus: O.K. I don't want to do this any more. We're all very busy and the elves just won't stand for me wasting any more time with this language. I cannot talk to you any longer.


[19:49:08] harmlessness: Why?
[19:49:08] santaclaus: Santa is no longer signed on to IM.


[19:49:13] harmlessness: You're a fucking queer.
[19:49:13] santaclaus: Santa has returned to his workshop and is offline. You can come back later in the day and speak with him again.


[19:49:18] harmlessness: FUCK YOU.
[19:49:19] santaclaus: We're sorry -- Santa has returned to his workshop.


[19:49:21] harmlessness: FUCK YOU.
[19:49:22] santaclaus: Sorry, the elves have asked Santa to turn off his IM and return to the workshop.


[19:49:24] harmlessness: FUCK YOU.
[19:49:25] santaclaus: Santa has signed off from this IM and is busy talking to other girls and boys now. You can always come back later in the day if you would like to speak with Santa again.


[19:49:27] harmlessness: FUCK YOU.
[19:49:28] santaclaus: Santa has returned to his workshop and is offline. You can come back later in the day and speak with him again.


[19:49:29] harmlessness: FUCK YOU.
[19:49:30] santaclaus: We're sorry -- Santa has returned to his workshop.



Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-06 19:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh stop Davey, that's not what you told me last night when you were nestled securely in my arm, my armpit hairs tickling your nose and making it crinkle up in that cute way.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-06 19:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Jesus, Dave.

Do you need someone to talk to? There are plenty of people on this site willing to let you call them.

You're worrying many of us, so stop.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-12-06 19:21:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


C'mon, Dave. You should know better.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-06 19:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This fag looks 13 and acts 7. The "complete package".

He's quite a catch, ladies.

And "fellas".



Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-12-06 19:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Too bad I talked to god and he still loves me. Does he love you? You don't believe in god? Have fun rotting in hell

Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-12-06 19:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

awwww

Poor baby didn't get what he wanted for chrismas.. a +2

awwwwwwww

So heres a 2 for ya

A -2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:59:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You have wasted my time.

Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes it is

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-12-06 18:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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