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Sticking It To The Man (720 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories

Rating: -0.67 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (View user info) at 2004-12-06 20:50:58 EST


I went out to the pool hall last week with two of my best friends. After playing for an hour or so, a few of my other friends showed up. They got a table next to ours and we were chatting as we played. My two friends that I came with were going to leave and I stayed at the pool hall with the four others that had shown up.

We stayed there for about a half hour more, and then decided to go to Steak 'n Shake just to hang out for a little while. We were all trading thoughts or stories for a few hours,

Marcin: "Does it bother anyone else that the word 'verb' is a noun?"

Jeff: "Did anyone else here know that Marcin went out with this one girl once, and she became a lesbian?"

All in all it was a pretty fun night. After a few hours we decided to call it a night and I was getting a ride home with Adam. We were listening to the radio when suddenly we heard a siren and saw flashing lights right behind us...

The cop walked up to Adam's window and asked him, "You know your license plate light is out..."

Adam gave me a confused look...

"Umm, no I didn't know that officer, sorry." My friend said, and then he looked into the review mirror at the cop's car as he noticed something...

"Hey officer, I have a question," he said, "what's worse, a license plate light being out...or a headlight being out?"


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Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-10 14:50:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is a lot better than its rating indicates.

P.S. Part four of untitled etc is up.

Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2004-12-07 08:42:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I knew I should have clicked on "Terrible Times of the Twat Tree" instead of this.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-06 21:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i thought this was going to be a Gay post.


wait, thats "sticking it in the man".


terribly sorry.

Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2004-12-06 21:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-12-06 21:19:39 (#)
Ranking: -2

This was the most pointless post in all pointless posts. If this post had any less point then there would be no point in typing such a pointless post

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So you're saying that a majority of the other posts in the quotes and stories sections have more of a point?

Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-12-06 21:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This was the most pointless post in all pointless posts. If this post had any less point then there would be no point in typing such a pointless post

I hate you

Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2004-12-06 21:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If I was the cop, I would have shot your friend on grounds of stupidiy. then I would have shot you, just for fun.

Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-12-06 20:53:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Agooh gooh, you sure STUCK it to 'em GOOD, didn't yuh?!


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