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i've found true love (833 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.42 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Jabroni (View user info) at 2004-12-06 21:09:30 EST


My love, you mean everything to me. You're my first, my last, my everything. I do not know what I would do without you; you mean the world to me.

I would die for you, I would kill for you. There is not anything that i would not do for you.

You are the first thing on my mind every morning and the last thing on my mind every night. The few times that I am without you, I do not know what to do.

Whenever I am faced with a challenge, or I am just having a bad day; I just think of the next time I will see you...taste you...feel you close to me and I get through it with ease...



NyQuil, you are indeed, my one and only true love.


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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-07 08:43:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

That stuff knocks me out for like three days.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-07 08:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Nyquil addict!

Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2004-12-07 04:18:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahhhh....
Nothing quite says morning discombobulation like a couple of swigs of Nyquill at bedtime.

Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-12-07 02:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Fair enough.

Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-12-07 01:10:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha man be careful with that shit

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-12-07 01:07:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

My original Nyquil tribute post:


http://www.ubersite.com/m/16269

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-07 00:58:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahaha

i was about to barf until i got to the punchline.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-07 00:42:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your welcome for the linkwhoring.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-12-07 00:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No shit. I'm not this bad, but I know where you are coming from.

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2004-12-06 23:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i cant figure out how to post pictures.

can someone explain it?

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2004-12-06 22:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Darko's right, that and Nintendo is so much better than Nyquil.

Submitted by tidalfae (user info) at 2004-12-06 21:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

is a feeling like this really love in the first place?

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-06 21:33:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No no, you aren't supposed to say you are talking about NyQuil, you're supposed to post a ridiculously large picture of NyQuil and make people put two and two together themselves. See http://www.ubersite.com/m/52990

Submitted by uberdick (user info) at 2004-12-06 21:27:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Paris Hilton would say "love it".

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-06 21:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

NyQuil rocks


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