The most awesome thing happened to me today! (764 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.41 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by sence (View user info) at 2004-12-06 23:01:35 EST
I went to the beach today with a girl I'm seeing and was actually suprised that I could have fun at the beach without surfing or snorkeling. This sounds crazy I know but let me explain. When we pull up,she sees a car she recognizes and says "Oh yeah ashley is here". "Who is ashley"? I ask. "Oh, she's my brother ex-girlfriend but we're still friends". So we grab our towels and shit and start walking towards the beach.We walk up to these two girls and I almost fucking died this girl was so hot.10 straight up.Not a fucking hair out of place on this chick. Perfect 10, I can't stress this enough. Hot little blondie with about a c-cup and the tightest little ass you ever saw.
So me and my chick get out the subs and sodas and start unwrapping them when the 10 looks over and says "Is that yours"? And the girl I'm with says"Oh yeah you want half my sub I'm not gonna eat all of it"? The 10 smiles and points at me and says "No, is that yours"?
I just got refered to as an object.YYYYEEEEESSSS!! This was the greatest feeling ever. I was no longer just a guy I was an actual object to be used at their discretion. People spend their whole lives trying to attain this status and I skilled it.
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Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-12-22 16:00:39 EST (#)
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hahaha... funny story, good joke, SHITTY execution. solid 0.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-22 15:47:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-07 09:47:34 (#)
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screech is that you?
Submitted by sence (user info) at 2004-12-22 15:28:10 EST (#)
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Skylarbluedragon plz respond. I am friends with little D. Did you have a dog with one eye?Will be checking this site everyday till I get in touch with you.
Submitted by skylarbluedragon (user info) at 2004-12-16 02:36:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you know David Adamosky? I used to be a childhood friend, and I've been trying to get in touch with him for years! I read your article about Samantha and I pray that it's not the Sam I knew, but deep down I know it's her. I really don't want to go in detail about Samantha right now, it saddens me tremendously to think that could be her and what happened to her :( Anyways, I'd really Love to get in touch with David. Tell him Nikki from North Miami Beach says hi & misses him. Also, please tell Big D and Wendi I said HI. I used to live on 187th street so if you know the David I've been searching for, he'd know who I am. I'll give you my contact info after I see a post from you on here. It would be extremely exciting to hear from you about David or contact info before Christmas! Thank You so Much! I hope I finally found him please let me know. Sincerely, Nicole Barnette (Nikki)
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2004-12-07 09:58:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
was going to + this, because it is novel and all, but the superhot girl treating you as an object isn't really novel, it's just how women who think that their looks will take them through life treat others as a rule.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-07 09:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
screech is that you?
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-12-07 09:44:15 EST (#)
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congrats.
So, what's your next life goal?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-07 08:53:32 EST (#)
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CRAPTASTIC!!
Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2004-12-07 02:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CONGRATS!
I can hardly wait till i get objectified by a 10+
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-12-07 01:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Whatever it is that belongs to your girlfriend, it's not the best at writing interesting posts....
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-06 23:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
awesome!
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2004-12-06 23:38:57 EST (#)
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Only thing left is to get paid for sex.
And a blowjob.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2004-12-06 23:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
funny
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-12-06 23:21:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A chick objectified me once.
The resulting bar fight ended with an exploding fire extingusher.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-06 23:21:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Ugg. This was a -2 post, but since you were treated as an object you get +1.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-06 23:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2004-12-06 23:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This reeks of a re-run of sweet valley high.
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-12-06 23:11:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
TeeHee.
Being objectified by the opposite sex kicks ass. Sometimes.
F.