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How I won at laziness (sure, camwhore too) (949 hits)

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Rating: 1.46 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by living under stars (View user info) at 2004-12-07 07:13:13 EST


It was my dream, to not have to move between classes and become as lazy as I could once my last swim season was done. With duct tape, a little creativity, and a couple of hours work moving our beds around to make cables reach, it was done. And now, I reveal how I Uber. Its been changed since being put up in the fall. changes include moving cables to other side. Oh, and I advise against this. I get chest pains now. I'll probably have to move it back to the desk when I move back in in the spring.

Oh, and Sideburns ain't got shit on me. I put out a challenge to top my burns.

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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-12-24 15:57:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sublime.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-24 15:34:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What prison was this dumbass picture taken in?

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-12-24 15:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

How typical...

Submitted by Captin (user info) at 2004-12-07 15:02:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Good luck with those chest pains. >.<
I wish I thought of that first. XD

Submitted by Ranx05 (user info) at 2004-12-07 12:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Iwwwwwww!! Ughhghg!! I'll take the crab juice.

Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-12-07 11:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Lazy award.

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-12-07 11:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That photo screams 'student' from every pore, right down to the painted breezeblocks.

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-07 11:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*envy*

Submitted by ardubs (user info) at 2004-12-07 11:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Do the chicks dig the setup as much as the white martial arts belt?!

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-12-07 11:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

nice setup. but yeah, mystiamoon, is right, you need a wireless mouse and keyboard.

Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2004-12-07 10:53:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I should restate that since that picture was taken, I moved the computer behind my head and have the cables go to the other side of the bed so I can get out easier. Also, the monitor has been tested and is still fine with 2 out of the 3 supports it uses. It has been up for months so falling now is unlikely.

Oh, and eating while lying down is fine. I do it all the time. Wouldn't eat my Mama Bears deep dish any other way. damn, that shit is addictive

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-12-07 10:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I can almost smell the dirty socks and moldy pizza crusts.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-07 09:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Mountain Dew not within arm's reach.
No super-length straw to your mountain dew. You must pick it up and drink from it, spilling liquid all over your face and pillow.
Mountain Dew is shit. Got Bawlz?
No "3rd World Debt" size bag of dorito's.
No Antacid tablets (Eating while lying down will FUCK your digestive system).
No stress relief on cables. One mis-timed leap towards the bathroom and your rig becomes an expensive paper weight.



Amateur.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-07 09:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

that's hilarious

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2004-12-07 09:42:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hope that doesn't fall...

Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-12-07 09:41:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

HA. That place looks very similar to my old dorm room. I guess they all look the same though. I hope that monitor is secure. It would suck if that thing fell on you while you were sleeping.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-07 09:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Wow, you're really fucking lazy.

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2004-12-07 09:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Your bed setup is really neat, but where do you go when freshmen girls want to lay claim to you with some late night fuk-fuk? Maybe I'm wrong, but it doesn't look like you have enough room for a trapeez above your bed. +2 for accomplishing your lazy goal, -2 for myopic vision.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2004-12-07 09:24:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I doubt you could game well like that, +2 for trying anyway, it's inspiring.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-07 08:41:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesomeness.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-07 08:29:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Legend.

Submitted by PyroBeast (user info) at 2004-12-07 08:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

But... won't you have to move that keyboard every time you look at porn?

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-07 07:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

A wireless router set-up would be fabulous for you guys. They are pretty cheap these days too. Wirelees keyboard and mouse too and youonly have one plug for the computer power to fuss with.

Submitted by Lady_in_the_radiator (user info) at 2004-12-07 07:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm covered in plaster! +2!

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-07 07:43:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

you could have just bolted the bottom partof your monitor to the top o the bed, and then gotten some of the flip-the-image-upside-down software

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-07 07:25:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sure, apollo:

s-t-e-r-e-o-t-y-p-e.

Nice setup, by the way.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-07 07:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh man.

Can anyone spell stereotype?




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