Top 5 most awesome people in the history of everyone: #4 (804 hits)
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Submitted by <adamchalland.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-07 16:42:13 EST
#5 can be found here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/53485
For this series of posts I have decided not to take more then 1 person from any single culture, film or whatever it is the come from. As a result, the number 4 selection was a close call, it was a choice between the creature below, and, well, a random ewok. Many chastised me last post for not fully justifying why beaker kicked so much ass, so I will justify why #4 does.
I present: Chewbacca.
Now, the reason I have selected Chewbacca is complex, yet in some bizarre way simple as well. For one, he makes that "Waaaaaaaarrrrgh" noise, unparalleled to this day in sheer "Waaaaaaargh" noise factor, the "Waaaaaaargh" noise Chewbacca makes is truly awe-inspiring. Another reason I chose Chewbacca is the sheer spectrum of personalities he can play. Below, you can see flirtatious Chewbacca, angry hard-man Chewbacca, and sitting down being awesome Chewbacca. Oh yes, he's also hairy, which is always a good thing.
Behold:
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User Reviews
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-12-08 08:53:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Son?
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2004-12-07 22:45:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dad?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-12-07 21:17:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
chewbacca couldnt even save this post.
pure shit.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-12-07 20:44:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ooooh, Chewbacca isn't a person! He's a wookie! Also, there are several different types of wookie as planned by God aka George Lucas!
Anyone who uses the above as a reason to -2 this post, get a fucking life. Who gives a shit? I mean, honestly, who gives a shit? Why does it matter? Shut the fuck up and go masturbate to Star Wars.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-12-07 20:20:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chewbacca kicks ass. But I always thought he was mexican...Chewie = Chuey
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-12-07 20:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My friend wrote a lengthy treatise recently about how Chewbacca is an aligory for black people. He's big, strong, dumb. He shoots the shit out of random things. He's jury-rigs the Falcon, "pimping it out," if you will. He has to wear handcuffs, and gets thrown in jail in every single movie, often by stromtroopers (white police). And he hijacks those kickass walker robot things in the last movie. I rest my case.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-12-07 19:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are people actually getting annoyed that Chewbacca isn't a real person? Who the fuck cares? God you people are uptight.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-12-07 19:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dun dun-dun-dun dun
dun dun-dun-dun dun
CHEWBACCA! WHAT A WOOKIE!
Submitted by Adman (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're going to do my mum? I'm so scared? Who's going to pay for the plane ticket from Lebanon?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:36:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adman (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:32:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
"Then the Lord God created Adam, and it was good."
Not in your case, 'tard.
What else could I do with an idea like this? "Top 5 racists in the history of racists"? If I did that I'd put you at number 1, wookie hating bitch.
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WoooHoooo I'm number 1, for my prize i want you to get the fuck off my planet, then I'm going to make sweet sweet love to your mom.
My last reply
Your welcome for all the heat
Submitted by Adman (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:32:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Then the Lord God created Adam, and it was good."
Not in your case, 'tard.
What else could I do with an idea like this? "Top 5 racists in the history of racists"? If I did that I'd put you at number 1, wookie hating bitch.
Submitted by MrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, shlongy, don't feel left out, you can be on my list:
List of huge faggots
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1. Shlongy
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adman (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:17:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
Look, I know your "brethren" over at the kkk ass-rape you every other day man, I understand really, it's ok. However, taking it out on a random similarly named person over the internet is not ok, keep it to yourself.
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brilliant comeback
Stick to things you know like fucking up a perfectly good idea like this
And i'm in the black panthers not the KKK
Submitted by Adman (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh, this is the weak point of the series, I expected as much.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:00:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-07 16:53:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
Person = Homo Erectus
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Actually, person = homo sapien, unless you're a couple of evolutionary cycles behind.
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pwnage
Submitted by Adman (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:17:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Look, I know your "brethren" over at the kkk ass-rape you every other day man, I understand really, it's ok. However, taking it out on a random similarly named person over the internet is not ok, keep it to yourself.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yea thats totally it. I hate fictional races of creatures from movies. Hitler hasn't got shit on me.
As for the Homo erectus thing, I'm glad at least one person got it. geez
So are you saying I should go back to your old post and tell you your an idiot for saying a stuffed animal is a person?
How about I do it now.
2 for 2 you're AN IDIOT
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:08:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
a) not a person
b) you suck
and by a) and b) i mean that this is by far the worst series of posts ever, although the title had some potential. please stop.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:06:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-07 16:53:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
Person = Homo Erectus
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Actually, person = homo sapien, unless you're a couple of evolutionary cycles behind.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If I ain't on this list, I couldn't have less interest.
Submitted by Adman (user info) at 2004-12-07 16:55:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Look, 'tard, if chewbacca isn't a person then beaker certainly isn't. So why didn't you take this up in my last post, you never even mentioned the fact that he wasn't a person. I wonder why that could be, is it because *gasp* you're a fucking rascist?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-07 16:55:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always strokin' my own Wookiee
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-07 16:53:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Person = Homo Erectus
Chewy = Wookie
My do can walk on two legs, is he a person too!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-07 16:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
not a person, but still kicketh thine own ass.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-12-07 16:46:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
2 arms, 2 legs = person.
Sure he's incredibly hairy, but he's probably just sikh or something.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-07 16:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not a person, you are a disgrace to my name
Submitted by MrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-07 16:43:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not a person. And if I'm not #1 expect a visit from some CIA bullets.