CAMWHORE! (and some music too...so you know there are a few brains behind all the sexxxy studliness :P) (3163 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicLabels: ETS_Camwhores ets_music
Rating: 1.5 on 90 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-12-07 17:55:41 EST
Ok, I have nothing to say really, and what better way to celebrate than by POSTING!? And what better thing to post than a camwhore with some music thrown in for a semblance of credibility? This should also fill the demand a couple ladies have made... (Were I a condom, I'd be ribbed.)
For those who came for the camwhore, if you can kindly scroll down to the bottom, the line will proceed much faster. If we all just cooperate and don't panic, we can make it through this. I would also ask that those in the back of the line not push those in front of them. Thanks.
For the rest of you who crave substance, here: http://www.electrictoothsyndrome.com/songs/Upward_I_Stumble/
That's a folder full of some of the highlights of my third solo album... Heh, "third solo album" sounds so cool to say! Makes me sound important and all! Either that, or extremely pretentious...but, fuck, what else am I gonna call it?
Enjoy.
I am off to put some glass in a blender with the lid off...
User Reviews
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-17 07:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://images.google.com.au/images?q=camwhore&sa=N&tab=wi
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-10 00:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Slash called, he wants his hat back - oh, and his riffs.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-06-09 23:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-19 15:50:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap, ETC - you're freaking cute.
Back off, crazy lady. I'm gay.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-19 15:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap, ETC - you're freaking cute. You remind me of an exboyfriend I had when I was 20-23.
(He was a psychopath though.)
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Every fuckwad has some sort of talent.
I may, however, have to reasses my general opinion of you now that I know yours.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-05-17 10:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-07 16:33:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of mastabatory:
My favorite part of the Doors tune "The End" is the part where Jim tells his momma he wants to fuck her rotton.
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At least somebody here remembers the classics.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-05-17 09:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow you're actually really cute, who knew?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-17 09:45:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I downloaded some of your music once, it was good, just thought I'd say.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-07 17:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-07 16:06:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-07 15:53:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a backtrackin' pussy Brad.
In the game of life--you lose.
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JD Lavender, if ever I meet you in person, we'll see who's the pussy. I'll break your fucking neck, and won't think twice. How's that for back-trackin'? ;)
Have a nice day, Jocko.
LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
PS--Your music makes me sick.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-05-07 17:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your music is still kickass.
to balance out shitfucks reviews
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-07 16:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-07 16:37:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-07 16:06:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-07 15:53:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a backtrackin' pussy Brad.
In the game of life--you lose.
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JD Lavender, if ever I meet you in person, we'll see who's the pussy. I'll break your fucking neck, and won't think twice. How's that for back-trackin'? ;)
Have a nice day, Jocko.
LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-07 16:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 hat
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-07 16:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-07 16:06:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-07 15:53:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a backtrackin' pussy Brad.
In the game of life--you lose.
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JD Lavender, if ever I meet you in person, we'll see who's the pussy. I'll break your fucking neck, and won't think twice. How's that for back-trackin'? ;)
Have a nice day, Jocko.
LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-07 16:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Speaking of mastabatory:
My favorite part of the Doors tune "The End" is the part where Jim tells his momma he wants to fuck her rotton.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-05-07 16:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like the girlies are in love with your mirror.
Nice hat.
Also, you're damn sexy. Just letting you know in case you haven't heard today.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-07 16:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-01-29 16:10:28 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-12-08 02:31:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
...and now I'm late for work. Stupid sexy flanders.
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BEST REVIEW I READ ALL DAY
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Until you realize how narcissistic and self masturbatory this really is.
Loves and kisses!
-rad
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-05-07 16:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Still wanna talk shit?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-07 16:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-07 16:06:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-07 15:53:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a backtrackin' pussy Brad.
In the game of life--you lose.
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JD Lavender, if ever I meet you in person, we'll see who's the pussy. I'll break your fucking neck, and won't think twice. How's that for back-trackin'? ;)
Have a nice day, Jocko.
LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-01-29 16:10:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-12-08 02:31:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
...and now I'm late for work. Stupid sexy flanders.
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BEST REVIEW I READ ALL DAY
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-18 21:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You sure those aren't just mercenaries in your pants... I hear they can smell blood from a kilometermile away.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-12-18 21:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know, and I'd like it back please. The crotch of my jeans is starting to chafe on the open wound.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-18 21:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rare event....BAH!
Little did you know that I actually HAVE one!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-12-18 21:19:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quite right, such rare events should always be celebrated in poster form.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-18 21:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Anything that involves me and a dripping snatch should be on billboards!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-12-18 21:14:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Does that extend to the distribution of copies of these pictures where I've photoshopped in an elderly woman's snatch dripping over your head?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-18 21:09:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys, I am giving this stuff away... You don't need my permission to distribute to whomever you like...
Thanks for listening, MM.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-18 20:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
requiem for a beloved is awesome. i listen to it quite alot. do you mind if i burn it and take it to work to play for some of my co-workers? i know they would really like it as much as i do.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-10 04:53:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-08 10:34:57 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll think about it. But I'd hate to give up my anonymity. ""
yeah, his mother would be pissed if someone tracked him down to her basement.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-10 04:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You don't suck all that much. Once again, sorry about that hatepost that one time.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 22:04:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you talking about the tophat one, Mick? Cause if you are, I agree! I look like I am shitting in the floor! ...that is because I was...but don't tell my mom, or she won't let me keep it.
I should also say that the link I posted contained one song, My Bloody Valentine, which was co-written and recorded with Drone_of_Industry...I forgot to mention that, ok my conscience and bowels are clear...I need a smoke.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-08 20:46:36 EST (#)
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did you take that shit yet dude? your expression seems like it is a pressing matter.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 20:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
dude, I was by request! and if you smack me, you better make sure I am in the throes of a really good Jagermeister binge, otherwise I might get testes!
Fuck, testy, testy! Goddamnit!
Submitted by skweetis (user info) at 2004-12-08 20:20:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm going to have to agree w/ john. Camwhores are for sellouts. but i wont give you a -1.
i'll just smack you around on sunday.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 17:56:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, the server bandwidth has been upped, and you should be able to access files now.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-12-08 15:47:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You vaguely resemble Martin Short.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 15:38:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The server has reached its limit monentarily. I will try to have this remedied very soon, as in tonight if possible. Try again later.
1.75 GIG of mp3's have been downloaded from our site in under 8 days! That rocks! Long live free shit!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-08 14:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 11:22:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who besides me thinks Shlongy should just post the link to his music and be done with it??? We promise we won't beat him with sticks, right?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-08 10:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
celebrity too.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2004-12-08 10:39:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sexy....so sexy
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-08 10:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-08 10:34:57 (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll think about it. But I'd hate to give up my anonymity.
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Are you famous or something?
That would be funny, a celeberity posting on Ubersite.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-08 10:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll think about it. But I'd hate to give up my anonymity.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-12-08 10:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You know you're a hottie. I'm not going to contribute to that ego of yours.
So fucking lickable.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-08 09:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're cute.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 09:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yea, Shlong, they are pretty rockin'. I can definitely see that you guys were right there in the moment as a part of a movement in rock history, and I respect you for that. And, yea, you gotta rock to 11! ...at the Electric Banana!
Also, why don't you just post the link so everyone can hear your stuff, man? Who gives a fuck!? I understand you maybe not wanting to associate yourself TOO closely with your username, but that's not really a reason not to post your stuff. I have pissed some people off here before too, and I have even posted my fucking home address and NAME daring someone to come fuck with me...
...apparently they got the hint that I have a gun, because noone has showed up yet. FUCK 'EM! POST YOUR LINK!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-08 09:26:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Glad you liked my bands' tunes...Some of them work best when the volumn is cranked up to 11 in your car.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 09:15:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, but what do dentists think?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-12-08 08:12:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow I thought you would be ugly when in actual fact you are rather attractive.
I'm not gay or 'owt.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-08 08:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Slash-Hat
Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2004-12-08 04:31:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's like I'm wearing, nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
nothing at all!
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS!
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2004-12-08 04:00:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look exactly like I thought you would.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-12-08 03:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wanted to add that you have such a beautiful voice and I really like your style. Keep em coming..
Plus, you're pretty sexy, too... (=
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-12-08 03:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-08 03:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gorgeous and talented... 'nuff said!
I reckon you'd look great in nothing but that top hat.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-08 02:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, i am listening to those songs and i think i might wanna jump your bones.....yup pretty sure
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-12-08 02:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
...and now I'm late for work. Stupid sexy flanders.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-08 02:28:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you look like a nice guy.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-12-08 02:18:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I..uh...well...I...damn....excuse me a moment...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-08 01:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually it's Kristin (not Uber Kristen.). But you should know that I did agree wholeheartedly with her.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-08 01:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 00:44:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Is your friend's name Ashlee by any chance?
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-08 00:35:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
My friend saw this and said she would totally have sex with you, but only under the express condition that you wear that hat.
hahahahahahahaha
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-08 00:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you guys must have listened to alot of screaming trees.
do you make out with yourself in the mirror?
you look like you need to take a shit in that top picture.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 00:44:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is your friend's name Ashlee by any chance?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-08 00:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My friend saw this and said she would totally have sex with you, but only under the express condition that you wear that hat.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-12-08 00:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"ghey"
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-12-07 23:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yummy
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2004-12-07 22:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In the tophat, you look like a retarded Johnny Depp from Benny and Joon.
Yes.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-07 21:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-12-07 21:25:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, you're really good looking, how's that working out for you?
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Well, let's see, I've spent innumerable weekends in a studio with a couple GUYS, and most of my days and nights are spent browsing this website, or talking to girls halfway around the world on MSN...what do YOU think?
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-12-07 21:41:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are the man
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-12-07 21:35:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ETS is cool shit.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2004-12-07 21:25:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, you're really good looking, how's that working out for you?
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2004-12-07 20:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Who was making out with your mirror? I hope to God it wasn't you.
Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2004-12-07 19:49:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
camwhores are for sellouts
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-12-07 19:40:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you playing a plastic bottle for percussion?
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-12-07 19:22:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for providing the photoshoppers excellent fodder
fool
-HR
Submitted by Vermin (user info) at 2004-12-07 19:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I listened to a couple of your songs. You're actually pretty good. Nice work.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-07 19:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, that came out hard to read... Oh well, you should be able to figure it out. It's pretty easy.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-07 19:08:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
CanucksFan: The tab to my version of "Come As You Are" is as follows...
(Standard Tuning)
Main Guitar
E---------------------------------------------------------------
B---------------------------------------------------------------
G---------------------------------------------------------------
D------------------------1-----1---------------------1-----1----
A----------3---3-----1-3---3-3---3-1---3---3-----1-3---3-3---3-1
E--1-1-3-4---4---4-4-----------------4---4---4-4----------------
Guitar Two (Chords: G# - Cm)
E--------4-------------3-------------4-------------3------------
B--------4-------------4-------------4-------------4------------
G--------5-------------5-------------5-------------5------------
D--------6-------------5-------------6-------------5------------
A--------6-------------3-------------6-------------3------------
E--------4-------------3-------------4-------------3------------
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First 'Memoria' Part (Chords: A# - C# - A# - C# - A# - C#m)
E----------------------------------4----------------------------
B----3-----6-----3-----6-----3-----5----------------------------
G----3-----6-----3-----6-----3-----6----------------------------
D----3-----6-----3-----6-----3-----6----------------------------
A----1-----4-----1-----4-----1-----4----------------------------
E----1-----4-----1-----4-----1-----4----------------------------
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Chorus 'Well I Swear'(Chords: G# - A#m - Cm - C# - A# - C# - A# - C#)
E---4-----6-----3-----------------------------------------------
B---4-----6-----4-----6-----3-----6-----3-----6-----------------
G---5-----6-----5-----6-----3-----6-----3-----6-----------------
D---6-----8-----5-----6-----3-----6-----3-----6-----------------
A---6-----8-----3-----4-----1-----4-----1-----4-----------------
E---4-----6-----3-----4-----1-----4-----1-----4-----------------
Hope that helps. +2 for you playing a cover of my cover! How cool is that!? :)
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-12-07 19:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That hat! How versatile. You could be some sort of Dickens character, or Sherlock Holmes, or Jack The Ripper.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-12-07 18:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah I'm on board with the hat.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-12-07 18:27:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That hat is wicked awesome.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2004-12-07 18:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wicked again, could you post the starting tab or chords for 'come as you are'? I tried messing aruond but I can't get it to sound like that..maybe its drop d??!!
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-12-07 18:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are as hot as your voice is.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-07 18:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
President lincoln, your Tea is ready.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-07 18:11:47 EST (#)
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Scott: Hey, man, thanks. I appreciate the compliment, really.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-12-07 18:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A mutual friend of ours introduced me to several of your Nirvana covers a few nights ago. All I can say is: ROCK ON!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-07 18:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You look 5'2"
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:58:54 EST (#)
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Corey Feldman is DonkeyOnTheEdge! I have always said that!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:58:15 EST (#)
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Is it too late to enter the "Best Hat" competition???
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, Corey Feldman posts on Ubersite?
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-07 17:57:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The shirt in the first picture is cool, and your hat made me chuckle.