The most intelligent conversation i've ever had (long) (1443 hits)
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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (View user info) at 2004-12-07 22:34:17 EST
If your bored go ahead and read it but it is pretty long, I put a some what funny picture at the bottom so if you just want to skip all this just check out the pic.
YELLOW MAN 9000: hey santa
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.
So, have you been naughty or nice?
YELLOW MAN 9000: can i be both?
SantaClaus: Oh no! Well, there is still time to remove those naughty marks and get completely on my Good List. If you do, you will find a special free gift here on Dec. 22! Now, type menu to see what the elves have put together for you here on AIM.
YELLOW MAN 9000: ok nice
SantaClaus: OK. Merry Christmas.
YELLOW MAN 9000: happy new year
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
YELLOW MAN 9000: happy new year?
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
YELLOW MAN 9000: menu ?
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! Be sure to check this list twice! Type a number:
1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!
YELLOW MAN 9000: 8
SantaClaus: Nothing gets me in the holiday spirit more than holiday music! Here's where I'm starting to gather my inspiration: Pop Holiday Radio@Netscape
YELLOW MAN 9000: not me
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.
YELLOW MAN 9000: sure you are
SantaClaus:
My goodness! Get serious.
YELLOW MAN 9000: quit lying
SantaClaus:
The elves say, 'Make me'.
YELLOW MAN 9000: i dont make monkeys i train them (ha lame strikes again)
SantaClaus: Just call me Santa. I prefer it.
YELLOW MAN 9000: can i call you bob?
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.
YELLOW MAN 9000: i want to call you bob
SantaClaus: You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
YELLOW MAN 9000: tell santa
SantaClaus: OK -- so this is like when you sat on my lap as a youngster and told me what you wanted. We can talk about shopping and all that after we're finished here. So play along, it will be fun!
What would your first Christmas wish be?
YELLOW MAN 9000: plutonium
SantaClaus: What else tops your list this year?
YELLOW MAN 9000: world domination
SantaClaus: So what would your final Christmas wish be?
YELLOW MAN 9000: make sweet love to mrs claus
SantaClaus:
Well, we don't make soul mates here at the workshop. Part of life's challenge is for you to find love for yourself.
Is there anything else you would like?
YELLOW MAN 9000: your head on a plate
SantaClaus: We have time for one more, what would your final Christmas wish be?
YELLOW MAN 9000: a dog shaped like a vaccum
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you. Please don't do it again or I won't be able to listen to your wishes. Is there anything else?
YELLOW MAN 9000: vaccum?
SantaClaus: Ho Ho! O.K. that's quite enough of this, why don't you type, "movie poll" and vote for your favorite holiday movie.
YELLOW MAN 9000: dog?
SantaClaus:
What would your final Christmas wish be?
YELLOW MAN 9000: a dog shaped like a vaccum?
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk.
A lump of coal for you. Please don't do it again or I won't be able to listen to your wishes. Is there anything else?
YELLOW MAN 9000: yeah 20 pints of ice cream made of curry
SantaClaus: What would your final Christmas wish be?
YELLOW MAN 9000: bloody nuts
SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! All right, that gives me lots to go on! Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song.
YELLOW MAN 9000: no
SantaClaus: No?
YELLOW MAN 9000: yes
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?
YELLOW MAN 9000: yes
SantaClaus: Yes!!
YELLOW MAN 9000: no
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?
YELLOW MAN 9000: no
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.
YELLOW MAN 9000: menu
SantaClaus: Here's your Christmas to-do list. Check it twice! Type a number:
1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!
YELLOW MAN 9000: ha
SantaClaus: Pardon me?
YELLOW MAN 9000: you heard me fat man!
SantaClaus: If the elves and I are not keeping up with you, try using the menu while we catch up!
YELLOW MAN 9000: ok
SantaClaus: Good.
YELLOW MAN 9000: no
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!
YELLOW MAN 9000: maybe i do
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
YELLOW MAN 9000: no
SantaClaus: Well, we won't get very far with this conversation then will we?
YELLOW MAN 9000: perhaps
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
YELLOW MAN 9000: what do you think of bush?
SantaClaus:
It depends if Christmas is coming or not.
YELLOW MAN 9000: you think bush will cancel christmas?
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit
YELLOW MAN 9000: so bush is going to cancel music?
SantaClaus: Every year I mix my self a CD of holiday classics for my big ride. Here's where I'm starting to gather my inspiration: Pop Holiday Radio@Netscape
YELLOW MAN 9000: so you and bush ride every year with a cd you burned?
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
YELLOW MAN 9000: ok
SantaClaus: Would you like to see some links to other things to help put you in the Christmas spirit?
YELLOW MAN 9000: no
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.
YELLOW MAN 9000: ok
SantaClaus: OK then.
YELLOW MAN 9000: ok
SantaClaus: Kewl.
YELLOW MAN 9000: yes
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.
YELLOW MAN 9000: i asked you a question
SantaClaus:
That's why the elves and I are here!
YELLOW MAN 9000: i asked you if you rode with bush
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
YELLOW MAN 9000: now your chaging the subject
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.
YELLOW MAN 9000: no
SantaClaus: The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.
YELLOW MAN 9000: sure you are
SantaClaus:
Well that's hard to say. Ask an elf.
YELLOW MAN 9000: santa can i ask you a question?
SantaClaus: Ask away.
YELLOW MAN 9000: can a baby eat another baby?
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
YELLOW MAN 9000: im just curious
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
YELLOW MAN 9000: can a baby eat another baby yes or no?
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.
YELLOW MAN 9000: scrooge?
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
YELLOW MAN 9000: what?
SantaClaus: Have you done any good deeds yet this holiday season?
YELLOW MAN 9000: i shot a duck that was limping
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.
YELLOW MAN 9000: the elves santa you drunk?
SantaClaus: Something you want to know about them?
YELLOW MAN 9000: yeah are you the only one that sees them?
SantaClaus: Could be.
YELLOW MAN 9000: so your drunk?
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
YELLOW MAN 9000: are you drunk
SantaClaus: Are you kidding?
YELLOW MAN 9000: no
SantaClaus: Mm hm. Such negativity. You are in need of some Christmas spirit!
YELLOW MAN 9000: yes
SantaClaus: Indeed
YELLOW MAN 9000: i see
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.
YELLOW MAN 9000: the elves
SantaClaus: What about elves?
YELLOW MAN 9000: you mentioned them
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
YELLOW MAN 9000: that has nothing to do with it
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.
YELLOW MAN 9000: no
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?
YELLOW MAN 9000: no
SantaClaus: O.K. I know. I get it. You've said the same thing a few times in a row here. Type menu so we can get on with the fun.
YELLOW MAN 9000: no
SantaClaus: No?
YELLOW MAN 9000: yes
SantaClaus: Mm hm.
YELLOW MAN 9000: indee
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.
YELLOW MAN 9000: indeed
SantaClaus: Indeed
YELLOW MAN 9000: indeed
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?
YELLOW MAN 9000: no
SantaClaus: No?
YELLOW MAN 9000: perhaps
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
YELLOW MAN 9000: cause i did
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
YELLOW MAN 9000: what
SantaClaus: Have you donated your time or money to anyone who is really in need this year?
YELLOW MAN 9000: i dont know i cant remember
SantaClaus: I think you do.
YELLOW MAN 9000: i think you do
SantaClaus: What do you think?
YELLOW MAN 9000: that you do
SantaClaus: Do you?
YELLOW MAN 9000: no you do
SantaClaus: Please do recall that I have a list and I check it, well -- constantly. If you keep saying the same thing over and over again I am going to have to start checking my list again.
YELLOW MAN 9000: ok
SantaClaus: Cool.
YELLOW MAN 9000: im sorry santa
SantaClaus:
It's O.K. I'll give you another chance.
YELLOW MAN 9000: i hope so
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
YELLOW MAN 9000: what?
SantaClaus: Have you set up a Wish List for others to see?
YELLOW MAN 9000: no
SantaClaus: OK, type WL and follow the instructions -- you can set up your own WL for others to see and see any AIM user's who has left a WL with me!
YELLOW MAN 9000: no i dont want to
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?
YELLOW MAN 9000: give me a million dollars
SantaClaus: Oh my! I might be able to help out there. You can always type, 'Tell Santa' and I'll be happy to listen to all of your wishes!
YELLOW MAN 9000: maybe
SantaClaus: Pardon me?
YELLOW MAN 9000: you heard me you ole coot
SantaClaus: What can we do for you?
YELLOW MAN 9000: wie heisst du?
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.
YELLOW MAN 9000: das ist der moped?
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
YELLOW MAN 9000: gracias por esse momento contigo mei voi alla cantina
SantaClaus:
Of course. They don't call me Santa for nothin'.
YELLOW MAN 9000: i said thank you for the moments we have shared im going to the beer joint you doof
SantaClaus: That's simply too much for me. My eyes are tired. Can you ask me something a bit more manageable?
YELLOW MAN 9000: i called you a doof
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
YELLOW MAN 9000: duff
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit
YELLOW MAN 9000: doof
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
YELLOW MAN 9000: you heard me duff
SantaClaus: Well, we are reading as fast as we can.
YELLOW MAN 9000: doof
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
YELLOW MAN 9000: no thanks
SantaClaus: If you don't ask me another way I'm afraid we just won't understand each other.
YELLOW MAN 9000: santa can i ask you a question
SantaClaus: Ask me, tell me -- I am here to listen.
YELLOW MAN 9000: do you have sex with the elves?
SantaClaus: Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me.
That's a lump of coal for you.
YELLOW MAN 9000: well do you?
SantaClaus: I don't really know.
YELLOW MAN 9000: ahh so you do!
SantaClaus: Well, I don't know.
YELLOW MAN 9000: you do dont you!
SantaClaus: Oh, my. We keep going around in circles here! Say something else already.
YELLOW MAN 9000: you think the elves are hot?
SantaClaus: Stop playing around.
YELLOW MAN 9000: you do dont you
SantaClaus:
I Never.
YELLOW MAN 9000: uh huh you sly fox
SantaClaus: Oh my, this should be a lot easier! You need to relax and let the Christmas sprit flow.
Try typing, menu to start again.
YELLOW MAN 9000: flow
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.
YELLOW MAN 9000: flow
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
YELLOW MAN 9000: you just said it
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
YELLOW MAN 9000: what
SantaClaus: Which color are you more partial to? You know, like if it were clothing or something.
Someone asked to find out for them.
1 -- Black
2 -- White
3 -- Rose
4 -- Beige
YELLOW MAN 9000: 1
SantaClaus: Interesting... Hmm... Black. OK. I will make a note of it. Now Make sure you fill in your Wish List for other AIM buddies to see. Type WL
YELLOW MAN 9000: why
SantaClaus: Well, why anything? I ask myself that all of the time, believe me.
YELLOW MAN 9000: like why are you plowing an old hag?
SantaClaus: I'm a little rusty in this area. Maybe you can tell me? I was born December 6, 343 A.D.
YELLOW MAN 9000: uhh i'd say your a bit crusty
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
YELLOW MAN 9000: no thats ok
SantaClaus:
Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way.
YELLOW MAN 9000: shut up bot!
SantaClaus: If you say so.
YELLOW MAN 9000: yes
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.
YELLOW MAN 9000: indeed
SantaClaus: Mm hm.
YELLOW MAN 9000: you keep talking
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
YELLOW MAN 9000: yes
SantaClaus: Yes!!
YELLOW MAN 9000: no.
SantaClaus: Boy, you're a lot of fun!
Why don't you try filling in your wish list? Maybe you'll get something that will cheer you up!
YELLOW MAN 9000: i wish you would stop talking about it
SantaClaus: No, I don't think I will. I'm here to spread the Christmas spirit and I'm going to keep right on doing just that.
YELLOW MAN 9000: no you wont
SantaClaus: Boy, you're a lot of fun!
Why don't you try filling in your wish list? Maybe you'll get something that will cheer you up!
YELLOW MAN 9000: what do you do after christmas santa?
SantaClaus: My sole purpose is to spread the Christmas spirit and bring good cheer to all.
YELLOW MAN 9000: yeah but what about after what is your purpose then?
SantaClaus: My sole purpose is to spread the Christmas spirit and bring good cheer to all.
YELLOW MAN 9000: but when christmas is over what will you do?
SantaClaus:
If you think so.
YELLOW MAN 9000: ok
SantaClaus: OK then.
YELLOW MAN 9000: yes
SantaClaus: Yes!!
YELLOW MAN 9000: how quaint
SantaClaus:
Well you could try putting your finger on the side of your nose -- but it took me 400 years of practice.
YELLOW MAN 9000: what does that have to do with anything?
SantaClaus: I'm afraid you'll need to give me a little more to go on than that. What, what?
YELLOW MAN 9000: what ?
SantaClaus: Hmm... What, what?
YELLOW MAN 9000: do you like grand theft auto ?
SantaClaus: I guess so.
YELLOW MAN 9000: do you like peeners?
SantaClaus: Well what do you think?
YELLOW MAN 9000: yes
SantaClaus: Indeed
YELLOW MAN 9000: ha you like peeners
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
YELLOW MAN 9000: i dont know
SantaClaus:
Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way. The elves and I cannot just guess what you are saying.
YELLOW MAN 9000: are you ghey?
SantaClaus: What does this have to do with spreading the Christmas spirit?
YELLOW MAN 9000: well everything?
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.
YELLOW MAN 9000: the elves suck
SantaClaus: Now, that's not necessary. Just have a little patience and ask me another way.
YELLOW MAN 9000: hey the elves can kiss my caucasian ass
SantaClaus: Love them.
YELLOW MAN 9000: you love my ass?
SantaClaus: I don't respond to that kind of language.
A lump of coal for you.
YELLOW MAN 9000: ok.
SantaClaus: Cool.
YELLOW MAN 9000: yes.
SantaClaus: Without a doubt?
YELLOW MAN 9000: some doubt
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
YELLOW MAN 9000: what
SantaClaus: Have you done any good deeds yet this holiday season?
YELLOW MAN 9000: i shot a duck that was limping
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
YELLOW MAN 9000: no
SantaClaus: The elves and I are just asking so that we can better understand what you're saying, that's all.
YELLOW MAN 9000: santa your drunk aren't you
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.
YELLOW MAN 9000: see now your dancing you must be drunk
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.
YELLOW MAN 9000: ok
SantaClaus: Good.
YELLOW MAN 9000: well santa its been fun
SantaClaus: Excuse me?
YELLOW MAN 9000: you heard me doof
SantaClaus: The elves and I are all ears.
YELLOW MAN 9000: ok hear me again doof
SantaClaus: Kewl.
YELLOW MAN 9000: yes your a doof
SantaClaus: Mm hm.
YELLOW MAN 9000: whatever ROFLCOPTER
SantaClaus: They are master toy-makers from all over the world, who are filled with the magic of the Christmas spirit.
YELLOW MAN 9000: oh so you have sweat shops at the north poll
SantaClaus: Take a look at what other folks are asking for. Type a number:
1 - Top gifts for her
2 - Top gifts for him
3 - Top gifts for kids
4 - Top gifts under $50
5 - Top gifts for Mom
6 - Top gifts for Dad
7 - Top last-minute gifts
Or ask me about any product. I'll try to find it.
YELLOW MAN 9000: DONT LIE TO ME IM GONNA SHUT YOU DOWN FAT MAN I HAVE PROOF SantaClaus: They are master toy-makers from all over the world, who are filled with the magic of the Christmas spirit.
SantaClaus:
Would you mind trying to keep you questions to one sentence. I've got the entire world to visit and I'm running out of time.
YELLOW MAN 9000: i get it now those who have been naughty have been sent to the north pole as slaves in your factory you fascist bastard you've been doing this the entire time, your really BIG BROTHER and you pose as a jolly fat man "he see's you when your sleeping he knows when your awake he knows when you've been bad or good" it all makes sense now, were gonna shut you down evil man
SantaClaus: I've got a billion children to keep track of -- so could you ask me something a bit more manageable? I'd very much appreciate it.
YELLOW MAN 9000: hmm
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
YELLOW MAN 9000: well i'll be back some other time
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit
YELLOW MAN 9000: bye
SantaClaus: Merry Christmas, my dear! TTYL
YELLOW MAN 9000: fack you
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.
YELLOW MAN 9000: heh vaccum
SantaClaus:
Please, I despise that kind of language. I'm just asking you to have a little patience and ask me another way. I'm talking to thousands of boys and girls and their parents here at the same time. It's not so easy!
YELLOW MAN 9000: pack of fags?
SantaClaus: Hmm, that's a lump of coal for you.
YELLOW MAN 9000: your a fag
SantaClaus: Please. I'm taking a lot of time out from my busy schedule to chat with you here and try to spread a little Christmas cheer. I can only give you another lump of coal and then the elves will stop me from talking to you. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.
YELLOW MAN 9000: a fag is a ciggarette mate
SantaClaus: I'm sorry, this is not fun for me. I'm trying to talk to thousands of children and their parents about Christmas. The elves have forbid me to chat with you any longer.
YELLOW MAN 9000: im not your mate fag
SantaClaus: Sorry, the elves have asked Santa to turn off his IM and return to the workshop.
User Reviews
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-11 23:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's my best conversation:
Wanna fuck?
Yes.
Splat.
Submitted by mysterious.adventure (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, I never actually believed any of the ratings on posts that said something like, "I didn't read all of this. Skipped to the pic. +2 because it's something I like."
However, I just skipped directly to the pic, and see that that movie was MST3K'ed - and is one of the most CLASSIC eps, EVER. So, +2 for that!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Caged_Bird (user info) at 2005-05-11 22:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
vaccum
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-11 21:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have the MST3K copy of that movie. I laughed until I couldn't breathe.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-12-17 14:40:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:31:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A Santa groped me a week or so ago... I think I'm mentally scarred for life.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-08 09:25:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You needs a hobby.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-12-08 04:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The repetitive nature of this post somehow made it funnier.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-12-08 03:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I, too, had a long conversation with Santa. Hehe
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2004-12-07 23:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA...
I didn't read all of it, but the parts about Bush were pretty funny.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-07 23:22:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this was all sorts of awesome, i cracked up.
Submitted by purringbubbles (user info) at 2004-12-07 22:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i meant +2, sorry
Submitted by purringbubbles (user info) at 2004-12-07 22:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YELLOW MAN 9000: what do you think of bush?
SantaClaus:
It depends if Christmas is coming or not.
YELLOW MAN 9000: you think bush will cancel christmas?
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit
YELLOW MAN 9000: so bush is going to cancel music?
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i giggled 'til snot came out my nose
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-12-07 22:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-12-07 22:49:55 (#)
Ranking: 1
mine was better
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some what.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-12-07 22:49:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
mine was better
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HogMan650: i will murder you
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM! Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.
So, have you been naughty or nice?
HogMan650: very naughty you asshole
SantaClaus: Oh dear! Well, there is still time to get on my good list. When you do I will have a special free gift here for you on Dec. 22. Now type menu to see the fun and games the elves have put together for you.
HogMan650: fuck all that noise
SantaClaus: Hmm, that's a lump of coal for you.
HogMan650: suck my peener
SantaClaus: Oh dear! Here we go. I told you once, no cursing. I'm afraid the elves have drawn the line and will stop me from talking to you if you persist with the foul language. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.
HogMan650: fuck the menu
SantaClaus: Well, that's it. I'm sorry, I'm in complete agreement with the elves on this one. I cannot instant message with you any longer.
HogMan650: suck my wang
SantaClaus: Santa is no longer signed on to IM.
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GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2004-12-07 22:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53702
Submitted by uberdick (user info) at 2004-12-07 22:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't either
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-12-07 22:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didnt read the post