UBERSEX - All is fair if all are included... (4902 hits)
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Submitted by Scott New York<vze3jq7y.at.verizon.net> (View user info) at 2003-02-21 13:44:12 EST
To launch the week-end, I would like to have a little sex before the end of the work day. Please feel free to join. All are welcome.
My first site through the door is nrscase! I'm sure by now she has been rubbing herself as have I. Loren is primed but needs me more than me to get her rolling.... let's get it on!
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-27 10:14:20 EDT (#)
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I thought I would delve back into the history of uber to see all the quality posts there were in the old days before all us peasants arrived and made it rubbish.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-29 12:46:27 EDT (#)
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*Vomits*
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-05-01 10:53:59 EDT (#)
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Jesus - you two need to fuck each other and get it over with.
Sucks to be back, so I'm going to go and do my best to make life miserable for some Uberasses...
L
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-05-01 09:08:28 EDT (#)
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REDD
I'm amazed at how long you can hold your breath. It's almost as if you're 'sucking' the life out of me to sustain your own. And I'm giving myself to you VERY willingly! otal bliss, I slowly fall backwards into the water. You put your hands under my ass and effortlessly hold me at the surface and continue to devour me. Without me noticing, you slowly pull me to deeper water. I'm completely unaware of my surroundings feeling nothing but the pleasure your giving. In an instant I find myself being shoved under water! I orient myself and come up to find you racing for shore laughing. Man! are you going to get it! I chase you and catch you just before you can get a full stride to dry land. I pick you up and carry you to the blanket we laid out. We're still struggling and while still laughing, you grab me by the hips and put me in your mouth again. Feeling the strength of my excitment for you, you moan. You mone with a low agressive tone. You want me! I know you do. I grab your shoulders and push you down to the blanket and come down with you. I grab your legs and pull you against me so you can feel my hard cock pressing against your hot kitty. I push your legs forward and go down on you.
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-30 15:40:14 EDT (#)
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Scott
I enjoy the massage for a little while knowing and feeling how much you are enjoying giving
me a rub. Teasingly I slide down further between your legs leaning back just enough to feel
you against my back and swim into the water. A few yards away, while under water I peel off my
shorts and toss them to the land. I can see you growing harder beneath your shorts. I leave
my shirt on, I know this is keeping you aroused. I dive underneath the water lifting
my naked ass just enough above the water to show you that I had nothing on under my shorts.
As I swim towards you, you remove your shorts and instead of coming up for air I take you
into my mouth under water.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-30 11:09:15 EDT (#)
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REDD!
I start off spreading my fingers outward over the tops of your shoulders. The warm water runs slowly from my hands and down your back. I think, for a moment, about taking your shirt off, but then I think about how sexy you would look in a wet shirt! So I ask you to dip my sahirt back into the water but not wring it out this time. You squeeze the water over the back of your neck and the water runs down over my hands and down the front of your shirt. The water, in the breeze has a slight chill to it and your body reacts. Damn you have hot sexy nipples!
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-30 10:41:06 EDT (#)
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Sky,
That is one adorable little wabbit. Almost makes me want to try it! How about you Murphy?
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-04-30 10:19:41 EDT (#)
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http://shop.store.yahoo.com/1adultmovies/warajra.html
wascally rabbit try two
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-30 10:07:21 EDT (#)
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Good Morning Scott -
It is the middle of the week and enough time has passed since our last encounter. Too much
time actually.
Late in the afternoon as we are hiking up some beautiful mountain trails with the sun
peaking through the tops of trees we come upon a small hidden lake. Agreeing that a
short rest to grab a drink and cool off I take off my shoes and dip my feet in the sun
warmed water. You slip behind me holding my waist and pulling me close to you. I can feel
your warmth as you start to run your hands down the tops of my slightly perspiring thighs.
Realizing how hot we both are I reach back and pull your shirt off and dip it
in the lake - then gently wring it out over your hands that have now begun a gentle massage.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-28 12:04:39 EDT (#)
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Sky:
I really want to see this 'rabbit', but I was asked to enter account information?
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-04-28 08:56:12 EDT (#)
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2925947855&category=4793
the 'wascally rabbit'...two vibrating pieces.
Submitted by shimmyvixen (user info) at 2003-04-25 17:24:00 EDT (#)
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I am not sure how I stumbled upon this website but suddenly I feel the **urge** to stick around...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-04-25 17:05:16 EDT (#)
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I rode in a balloon once, none of this happened. I spent the whole time clinging to the rope like a scared lemur.
Damn why am I still here. I've got to get out. Cover me, it's 25 min early and I'm going over the wall.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-25 16:58:22 EDT (#)
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Hey Sky!
I might be able to guess, but I'm a little weary.... can you fill me in on what is meant by 'double trouble' Also... is there a difference in how you use a dildo when you alone as opposed to being with a partner?
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-04-25 16:38:47 EDT (#)
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Nicole,
i bet that works. After all, i've 'heard' that the japanese double trouble dildos work quite well and they have the separate clitoral stimulation piece
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-25 15:30:18 EDT (#)
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Scott -
Sounds like a plan........
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-25 15:28:04 EDT (#)
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Oh my GODDDD!
You are amazing! I find away to drop this balloon down in to a field near New Paltz. We hitch a ride to Mohonk, have dinner, go for a walk, get a room, and start all over!
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-25 15:08:31 EDT (#)
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Scott -
I feel you, all of you. I turn around and sit on the edge of the basket holding tightly
to the ropes of the balloon. I wrap my legs around you and take you in again and again.
The sun is behind us and warming my back to the same temperature as my wet kitty. In sync we
climax together - our bodies in mini-convulsions.....
But it is not over yet. I release the grip of my legs from your body and slowly slide down
from the edge of the basket. As I lower myself, I trickle kisses from your mouth, to your
neck, across your chest, down your stomach until my mouth finds your still hard and throbbing
cock. I pull you into my mouth, you entangle your hands in my long red hair and almost
instantly you step back - we both hold you as soak my breasts with your second release.
Kneeling down to me you start massaging my breasts gently as we catch our breaths and
enjoy the cool breeze flowing over our perspiring entwined bodies.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-25 14:22:10 EDT (#)
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REDD,
I reach into the basket to take an ice cube from the cooler. I put in my mouth and suck on it. You take it from my mouth and put it in yours. I kiss your breast again and your nipple immediately responds to me! You lunge forward with the shock of my cool lips. Your back arches and your head leans back with your beautful red hair blowing in the wind. I take the ice cube from your mouth, lick it once again and then run it down between your shoulders and into the small of your back. The melting ice drips down from the small of your back. You get such a charge that you bite my shoulder. I grab your hair hard but gently pull you away so that I can continue to lick and kiss your breasts. You're starting to grind.....
I turn you around so the I can lick the water from your back. You have a dammed sexy back! I remove you panties and press my self against you. You reach around and grab me. You grab me hard. You can feel me pulsating in your hand. I press against your back to get you to lean forward over the ege of the basket. You get such a rush from seeing how high in the we are. Your chest swells, you take a deep breath. But before you catch your breath, before your rush subsides, you discover that I'm down behind you and you feel my tounge press against your clit. I lick your juices from you like a ripened fruit just ready for picking! You are so sweet!
You lean so far forward, putting all your trust in me that you won't fall of the edge. You cum instantly! Your body convulses and your clit pulsates under my tounge. Your whole body is poinding with pleasure. Before the energy in you has a chance to subside, I grab the side of the basket with both hands... I bite down on the back of your right shoulder and and place the head of my throbbing rod at your door. You press against me and take me in so so perfect! I thrust forward now so you can feel all of me.
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-25 14:14:33 EDT (#)
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Try it out for yourself - easiest way to prove it, not to mention fun!
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-04-25 14:01:07 EDT (#)
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According to the article it has been clinically proven effective, though I would like to see the study.
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-25 13:47:19 EDT (#)
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Nicole3
I've seen something like that before - not too sure
if it works, though.
And c'mon you know this story is getting good...
Redd
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-25 13:45:47 EDT (#)
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Scott -
As the sun beats down on us and passions rise higher I can taste the saltiness from the
perspiration starting to form. Your tongue slowly moves down from behind my ear and to
my breasts, taking turns with each one.......
My hands gently massage the back of your neck and then I work them down your back
as I shift positions and straddle your lap.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-04-25 13:33:37 EDT (#)
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Cut it out, you two.
Sky - take a look at this. What do you think.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_774246.html
I'd like to see what it does. Is it meant to be disposable?
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-25 13:31:29 EDT (#)
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REDD:
We've now travelled over 50 miles. The sun is now directly over us as we drift in and out of the clouds. I continue to hold you close to me and lean forward to kiss your neck. You scent is wonderful. So sweet. I breath softly on your neck and brush my tounge gently behind your left ear. Your breasts are full and pressed against my chest. I can feel your erect nipples and it drives me crazy! I have to kiss you. I kiss you. I kiss you again. You kiss me, hard.
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-25 11:51:44 EDT (#)
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10 miles into this adventure already? definitely not enough foreplay........
As you finish off the rest of my strawberry, the juices trickle from the corner of
your mouth - just enough for me to lick off and taste the sweetness. Your hand is now wrapped
around my waist as you pull me closer to you and I could feel how much sexual tension
is building up as your legs intertwine with mine............
damn, this is fun!
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-25 10:51:16 EDT (#)
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Oh yesssss...
I figure were about 10 miles from where we started - in what direction, I haven't a clue. I can picture you sucking on a strawberry while I brush my hand across your panties just below your navel. (My favorite place). As my hand brushes close, I can feel your legs give way - just barely noticeable but just enough to let me know you want me. I take no actions other than to share the remains of your strawberry. You are pleased :) I bite your lip kinda accidentally and you like it! You kinky girl!
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-25 10:28:23 EDT (#)
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Scott
Were you following me last night - that's exactly what I had on except for the shade
of green!!!!!
As for our hot air balloon "ride" - here are some thoughts:
The breeze is gently cooling us off as we are getting warmer from the sun and the
passion that is building......you carry me to the bench on the other side and slowly
lay me down, we reach for our basket of goodies and little by little our clothes create
a colorful pile beneath us...........
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-25 09:11:20 EDT (#)
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Friday, Again!
REDD!...... REDD?
It's a beautiful October day in the Catskills. It's and Indian summer week and the temps are in the 70s. I'm wearing a sky blue short sleeve shirt and jeans. You're wearing your low risers (yeahh!) and a bright green shirt. The kind of shirt with the short cut short sleeves - sexy.
We hop on a hot air balloon with racing hearts and a basket of goodys. There's a bench across the walls of the basket. It's soft and plush. We're high in the sky and can see nothing but mountains as far as the eyes can see covered in all the colours that northeast autumns are famous for. The color of your hair, my sweet REDD, reminds me of autumn.
Ohhhhhh mannnnn what I'm thinking now!
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-11 10:45:02 EDT (#)
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REDD!
It's Friday! I want to cum so bad I think I'm gonna go blind! I want you to press hard just under my balls, when I cum, so you can feel how strong my orgasm is! If you're facing me you may want to step back!
Today, I'm picturing us on Lake George with a powerful speed boat under us. I'm seeing flashes of me with my hands on the wheel at full throttle - every pun intended! You squeeze yourself between me and the wheel and press your fine ass against the vibrating engine while taking my dick deep into your mouth. I drop the throttle of the engine to a whisper, only for a moment, and then back to full thrust to remind you of the power behind your fine ass. You shove me into the Captain's chair and turn around to take me inside you as you take the wheel. You grab that fat throttle and lunge it forward while pushing hard... hard against me. The vibration of the engine is so strong now and I'm so deep in you now that I feel as if you and I are one and the boat is driven by our energy! Dammit you're one hot woman!
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-09 13:49:09 EDT (#)
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Scott -
You really know how to set the scene.
Right now I am feeling more than 78 degrees - its not the sun and its
not the candle wax.
If I am going to make it through the day I have to refrain from this site.
I will post tomorrow with a follow up to what you started. Until then, keep
those thoughts coming...
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-09 13:16:14 EDT (#)
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REDD:
You're right! I like your ruler. It put me at sensational. And yes, candles are good. I like soft lights. There is also the chance I could get playful with the hot candle wax...
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-09 13:09:55 EDT (#)
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I can picture it now.... an empty field of green green grass. The field is atop a large hill with a view of the Hudson past the tops of the trees. It's about 78 degrees and a steady breeze slightly cools the air. We have a wonderful and cozy blanket and a perfect bottle of dark ruby red wine. A nice Merlot or a 95' Italian Chianti.
You lay down and invite me to kiss your neck. I do. (A brief glimmer of you on all fours and me behind you licking your wet pussy crosses my mind, but I refrain)
I kiss you. I taste your tounge. It's sweet from the wine. Oh yessss....
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-09 13:03:17 EDT (#)
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Scott -
I thought we used my "ruler"? haha
"You got my vote on the stress thing. You're absolutley right. A little repressed frustrations can go a long way when the lights are out. :)"
must have scented candles......a little light adds to the mood.....
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-09 10:51:08 EDT (#)
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REDD
Hi sweetie,
Don't think I didn't pick up on the 'Measure' comment from the other day! If Loren was able to find a ruler that night would have ended very differently!
You got my vote on the stress thing. You're absolutley right. A little repressed frustrations can go a long way when the lights are out. :)
And to your final word.... There's a reason they call it forbidden fruit! Dammit you turn me on!
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-09 10:34:54 EDT (#)
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Scott
You know I always take care of myself, no need to remind me - but I
do like the idea of you helping me take care of myself.
One word - apples.
And on a final note, Stressing can be a good thing sometimes, you always need a little more to relieve all that stress.
Redd
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-09 10:07:42 EDT (#)
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Hey REDD
Don't forget, the most important part of every day is taking care of yourself! And by 'taking care of yourself' don't forget that I'm available to you. :)
My lips are particularly sweet today...... kiss me! If you kiss mine I'll kiss yours.
Get your work done! I don't want you too stressed. I want to know that when we're together we are thinking of nothing else. Just promise me that every 15 minutes or so you'll brush your hands across your breasts. You do know how good that feels!
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-09 09:37:16 EDT (#)
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Good Morning Scott
I was going to try to avoid this site today as I do have a ton
of work piled up (what I pushed off yesterday)- but curiosity got the better of me......those
three words have already got me going.......
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-09 09:02:01 EDT (#)
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REDD
I want you
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-08 16:05:47 EDT (#)
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Loren,
You know REDD and I are going to be the first to 'do it' on your new coach! or maybe the chair! Hmmm...
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-08 16:01:52 EDT (#)
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Christ. You two are making me ill. Oh, wait. I was sick when I came in today...
Bye, try to stay out of trouble you freaking horn-dogs.
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-08 15:49:56 EDT (#)
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Holy shit Scott - I think I just blushed.....
I really can't take it any more, I have to go somewhere more
private and do a little more than just caress -
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-08 15:43:03 EDT (#)
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Hey REDD
I can feel you taking me in, can you feel me throbbing? If your office arrangement affords you the opportunity, could you caress your breasts for me? I've got a woman, about 7 feet away and in eye shot. I wonder if she can tell that I'm touching myself!
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-08 15:28:53 EDT (#)
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Good call, Loren......
Scott - tingling isn't the only thing you'll be feeling,
but what I am feeling right now is better than a tingle.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-08 15:12:22 EDT (#)
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Dammn I'm getting all tingly! Take your time, move slow, I'm at your command right now!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-08 14:55:22 EDT (#)
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Reach-Around!!!!
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-08 14:49:10 EDT (#)
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Scott
One hand should be massaging my lower back...the other, hmmmmmm...
Loren - : )
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-08 14:20:32 EDT (#)
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Loren and Hendrix,
Clinton didn't inhale
Monica didn't swallow
You don't have to watch!
REDD, on the other hand, I expect everything from you! And you can have anything from me!
Reminder Uber people: You are all welcome to join..... I for one, could use a break from the monotony of "I hate eminem and I hate snapping bubble gum" lists.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-08 13:57:09 EDT (#)
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Hendrix - hahahaha LOL. It's about time.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-04-08 13:46:11 EDT (#)
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Get a room.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-08 13:30:09 EDT (#)
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REDD!
You've got my heart racing now! Where would you like my hands to be?
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-08 12:45:52 EDT (#)
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Scott-
Forgot the name of the post -oops. Though, thinking about it now,
the more input, the more options we have to choose from.
And I am picturing me straddling you - but the position I'm in - our chests
are not touching..........and I promise I won't bite you back too hard.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-08 12:09:37 EDT (#)
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Hi REDD!
I'm defintitely the type that gets the most from being totally in to you and only you. Although, I am professing my most intimate feelings and sexual thoughts to you in this public forum I do have to keep in line with this post: "All is fair if all are included"
That being said, if no one 'bites' then my obligation to the Uber community is through and you and I can concentrate on eachother!
If so, then you must know how I'm picturing you, right now, straddling me. I feel you pressing your chest against mine while grinding - I hope you don't mind me biting the back of your shoulder...
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-08 11:34:57 EDT (#)
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Scott -- You do have a way with words.
"I could use some help you know. Tell me how you could help me to get
her going crazy!"
Why are you looking for outside help? Don't think you can do it yourself?:)
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-08 11:02:34 EDT (#)
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REDD: Hi!
Your shower isn't the only thing that is long, hot and steamy!
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-08 10:25:28 EDT (#)
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I forgot to add that my shower was also very satisfying......
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-08 10:24:24 EDT (#)
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We shall see what you "measure" up to. As for my shower, as always, it is long,
hot, and steamy...........whew - its getting hot in here!!!!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-08 08:54:33 EDT (#)
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Scott - LOL! She's gonna kick your ass.
Loren
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-08 08:41:44 EDT (#)
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REDD: Did you have a good shower this morning? I know I did. :)
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-07 17:59:03 EDT (#)
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Nicole,
I miss you. I have to tell you this woman is quite a handful. She has a smack ass good looking body! and a georgeous smiling sexy face. I could use some help you know. Tell me how you could help me to get her going crazy! Turn me on. I'm hot and on fire for physical contact! Guys... don't be shy... help me out.
REDD: Put your seat belt on!
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-04-07 15:12:15 EDT (#)
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you two!! incorrigible... but highly entertaining.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-07 14:51:52 EDT (#)
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REDD: Good morning and now good afternon sweet woman.
Listen,... while Loren keeps it steady with Eddie, you better plan on some turbulence. Though Loren may know what's ready and waiting, I'll keep you hot and anticipating. I know at times it may seem excruciating but you'll be amazed at what I do and you'll be shaking from the love we'll be making.
by the way... I'm fucking loving the your ruby lips all over me! Tell me what's on your mind. I'm 'up' for anything.
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-07 10:45:57 EDT (#)
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Scott -
I came into work very sleepy today - but you just woke me up...in more ways than one!!
I could think of a few more things to do to you..............
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-07 10:09:39 EDT (#)
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Jesus Scott. Isn't it a little early... even for you? LOL. I bet you didn't get busy this weekend.
I, on the other hand. Mmm. mmm. Ready Eddie lived up to his name.
Loren
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-07 09:27:51 EDT (#)
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REDD:
And then, youshove me to the floor and take me in your mouth.....
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-04 22:06:14 EST (#)
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Well HI Redd!
The last thing I wanted to do was leave you. I will go on.. and on...
The last thing I remember is holding tight with my arms wrapped around your thighs. My fingers pressing hard between your legs and my toungue pressing softly against your sweet swelling clit.
Submitted by Redd (user info) at 2003-04-04 15:06:24 EST (#)
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Definitely go on - Please!!!!
What a memory.......I am as wet now as when you left last night!
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-04-04 14:48:12 EST (#)
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You had better not continue as I am still at work and won't get out until 4 or so - can't start thinking about that now. Sounds like you have your hands full anyway :-)
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-04 14:27:17 EST (#)
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Should I go on?
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-04 14:25:32 EST (#)
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Hey Nicole,
Sorry to stop my fantasy. I had to stop as I needed both of my hands and could no longer type.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-04-04 14:21:36 EST (#)
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Scott - you are getting pretty descriptive there. I won't be able to think of applesauce now without recalling the cinnamon covered nipples. My curiosity has definitely been piqued. I thought that it was every woman's (and man's) job to make sure that their partner was satisfied sexually even if they don't care for it right then. Sounds like someone needs some reminding.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-04 13:47:59 EST (#)
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Holy crap Scott. You need professional help. lol. I actually blushed reading this one...
Loren
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-04-04 13:34:12 EST (#)
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=0O
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-04-04 13:27:27 EST (#)
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Peoples!
Last night, I had my hands on the finest ass! Let's call the owner of this fine ass 'Blue', for her crystal blue eyes. All I can think about today is what I want to do with Blue.
First of all, everything about blue is fine. Her ass is exceptionally fine though. You'll forgive me if I get a bit graphic as I can't completely control the articulation of my thoughts! This is girl is a one of a kind hot peice of eye candy.
And... right now, I want to get her into a warm place, and strip her of everything but her high heels and sexy langerie. Trust me, the last thing she'll be thinking about is how much she paid for those panties as I rip them off her. :) Then, I'll move the coffee table from the middle of the living room floor and lay her down. I'll take my clothes off while heating up some applesauce. She'll have already started touching herself, arching her back, moaning - just right. She puts this cute face on as I approach her. I reach into a drawer and offer her a wonderful purple people pleaser - and she is pleased :)
I pour hot apple sauce over her chest and sprinkle cinammon over her nipples. I come to her, teasing her hot pussy with the head of my cock while licking the applsauce from her chest. With the sweet taste of apple I come down to her 'red' hot pussy and indulge. Oh yes, I indulge.
Blue, I'm going to have to stop here and let you finish what I started....!
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-03-21 17:18:02 EST (#)
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welcome to cali nicole. it's about 70 degrees today, no clouds, mild breeze and the traffic aint to bad. should be a great weekend to be outside, usually is.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-21 15:57:16 EST (#)
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So, there was no spring sex celebration... too bad. I'm off to California from Sun through Friday so talk to you guys later. I am just glad to get out of dreary New England and experience actual spring weather.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-03-19 16:09:55 EST (#)
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Nicole,
My friend's marriage is fine. She's a tough cookie with a thick skin.
I am friends with an older couple 45/52 who are swingers. They have been for years, and it seems to work for them. They are unique, though.
If I valued my marriage and wanted a little taste of something else just to add some spice to my "fantasies" - I would damned well make sure to do it on the sly.
LOL. Just kidding, I'm a shitty liar and I talk in my sleep.
Loren
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-03-19 15:44:38 EST (#)
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Streetpunk: You're right. I am reaching. I don't have many good arguments in my favor and I can only work with what I have! By Nicole's comments it is all about risk and proper delivery. ok.. so here's the info: Any idea based on the following info would be seriously considered!
I know where I stand with Wifey in our sex life and would be comfortable with her enjoying someone else if I'm 'busy' too. Wifey said she would get turned on by watching me with another woman, but not with another man (sorry dudes - I'm not ready for that either) Butttt.. she's not thrilled about me with friend because she knows that her friend and I have a 'connection'. Friend's hubby definitely wants wifey and everyone knows that. Wifey's friend would be good with her hubby going for my wifey but I'm not sure if she absolutely thrilled about that. I do know that she likes her friend and her friend likes her and that they think eachother is sexy. They have fooled around before to tease the hubbies - so I do think they would take it further.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-19 15:16:42 EST (#)
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Scott - its all about calculated risks. You are in the best position to judge the state of your marriage and they will be in the best position to judge theirs. If everyone is honest about their feelings, wants to do it and is willing to risk the possible consequences, knowing what they may be, then I say go for it. Unfortunately, I think that those criteria may be hard to meet but that is just my opinion.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-03-19 15:10:18 EST (#)
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Scott, I think you could be reaching with that last comment, but I am not one to judge. In the words of Jesus "I'm not touching that with a hundred foot pole"
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-03-19 14:51:41 EST (#)
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ok... Considering the fact that NOBODY wants me to have a great sexual experience... let me entertain your comments. First off Nicole, there is likely to be some truth to your thoughts that there are deeper issues. But who's to say that, once discovered and explored, it is not likely that the best solution is to share sexual experiences with other people?
Loren,
I hear what your saying... but... Is it not reasonable to consider that your situation was already on a certain course and that this was just the way it was going? Maybe you needed to let that happen to make your 'other' decisions easier? Hmmmm.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-19 13:35:28 EST (#)
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Honestly, I have never known any couple who had 3/4soms and had their relationship last. Usually it does tear it up, though often the experience is not the cause, but a symptom of a much deeper problem. How is the girlfriends marriage? If everyone is not completely committed to the idea, I think it will cause some major problems, though these issues may have occured even without the added stress.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-03-19 12:43:14 EST (#)
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Scott, my advice is to drop the issue.
I got pretty loopy one night and let "C" fool around w/my girlfriend, she is married, and even though it didn't go all the way, there were some mixed up feelings and regrets on all sides. He and I broke up within 2 months of that incident. Not solely because of it, as you know, but it definitely didn't help matters.
If her husband isn't in the loop, it just makes the situation even more volatile.
xp
Loren
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-03-19 09:00:47 EST (#)
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Hey Nicole and everyone else!
First of all, Nicole, wifey and I are supposed to meet her girlfriend (and her hubby) for dinner\drinks this week-end. The hubby has not been in the loop. How' does thou feel I should proceed?
Now... for us! I can feel it! I can feel spring in the air. I'm wearing lighter clothes and I'm sure many of you women out there are dropping the stockings and panty hose and are trying out the short skirts. Dammmm! I love that stuff!
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-14 17:00:04 EST (#)
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If you talked about it previously and she agreed, I see no problem with being upfront about your actually wanting to do it. See if she is still interested. She could always say she doesn't want to do it any more. Not much you can do about it then. If she still sais she is up for it then I would recommend druging her early in the evening so she can't get plastered and puke her guts out ;)
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-03-14 16:32:13 EST (#)
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Well... how do I bring it up again? I' pretty sure the drunken scen was basically a cop out.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-14 16:23:08 EST (#)
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Either way, I wish you luck this weekend. May you get lots of poon.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-14 16:21:40 EST (#)
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So is she still willing or not? Gotta take her up on her offer while it still stands.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-03-14 16:19:58 EST (#)
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Hey Nicole...
Nope... she got drunk (with girlfriend) and then got sick. Then she gave me more than my share of the good stuff during the rest of the weekend.. I don't think the getting sick part was an accident...
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-14 16:06:12 EST (#)
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Scott - so did your wife ever follow through on the whole girlfriend/threesome thing?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-03-14 16:04:51 EST (#)
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mmmm. oooh. ahhhhh. OH! YES! mmmmm.
Thanks you guys. I'm outta here.
xo
Loren
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-14 16:02:52 EST (#)
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I don't worry about the chemicals. It more that some of the powders and stuff I work with is a pain to get off - like paint. And having your nails painted makes it worse. My nails are almost always just painted clear that way you really don't notice if they aren't painted well.
Yep, I understand that need to rubb against something feeling completely. The fact that I usually wear fairly tight jeans on Friday comes in handy. I love having my own office, that way I can do whatever I want and no one knows. Just shut the door ;-)
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-03-14 15:54:54 EST (#)
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I really hope to get something tonight, though, I haven't decided with who yet. :)
Nicole, Don't worry about the nails. I'm not in to colored nails. Glossed and\or polished is just the thing for me. I'll drop the image of what harm the chemicals may be doing to you!
Don't you ever just feel so horny that you want to rub up against something, anything? I feel like a dog dry humping the mail box. Deliver me! Deliver me!
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-14 15:47:48 EST (#)
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Nails - I could make up something, but honestly. They aren't that wonderful. They tend to be shorter as I keep pretty physically active. I'll paint them once in a while, but as I work with lots of nice chemicals, that doesn't work too well either.
I am incredibly horny today. My boy is going to love me tonight.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-03-14 15:39:13 EST (#)
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Next Friday? Yes. Something to look forward to!
Nicole. Yow are good. :) Long or short nails? Color? I have short well groomed nails. Many women have noticed my hands before anything else. And yes... I love touching things!
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-14 15:26:04 EST (#)
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Yep - next friday. We could have our own personal vernal equinox love festival.
My left hand is down my panties right now while my right hand types very, very slowly.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-03-14 15:21:20 EST (#)
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Well, I was discussing rim-jobs with TheMan earlier...
Scott, I think Spring begins next Friday. Sorry honey.
Loren
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-03-14 15:18:15 EST (#)
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Hey!
A little birdie told me that sex is in the air! The Uber air! Am I correct, that today is the last official day of Winter? If so, then here and now couldn't be a more appropriate time to share the spring fever.
Nicole!!!! yes... pics would be wonderful. For now telling me where your hands are would be a great start...
You too Loren ;) (You tell me where to touch and I'll shout your name!)
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-03-14 15:11:57 EST (#)
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Good Idea. I'm only here for another 45 minutes, but that's pleeeeeeenty of time as Scott gets busy.
Loren
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-14 15:04:03 EST (#)
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Scott has had quite a bit of work to do lately, so it has been pretty lonely here on Ubersex Fridays. I hope he hasn't lost interest. I'll have to send him some dirty pictures to spice things up a bit.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-14 13:18:53 EST (#)
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So hidden's comment on sexual positions got me thinking. I ended up at www.sexualpositionfree.com Its a pretty funny site. Just browsing through, thinking, browsing, imagining... okay, time to close the office door. God, I need some nookie.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-07 16:39:18 EST (#)
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Scott - where were you today? I was so lonely. Coulda used some of that good lovin.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-03-05 16:14:30 EST (#)
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This submission is the very essence of what uber is all about! It is all encompassing, it's all about new things.. closures, satisfactions, frustrations, dreams, fantasies, realities, everything. And... it's never ending. There is nothing, in this universe that has more recurring value than SEX! And YES... I will be needing more before this week is out.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-03-05 15:31:33 EST (#)
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Scott rocks.
This one was a lot of fun. :-p
L
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-05 15:28:20 EST (#)
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Hey!! This post made it to the most reviewed list. Sure, we weren't arguing about anything or having an intelligent conversation, but is sure has been entertaining.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-28 16:37:42 EST (#)
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I can't tell you how disappointed I am that my work got in the way today! Have a good week-end all. Nicole, I'm all yours! Being inside you, even for a moment, will carry me through the week-end!
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-02-28 16:30:05 EST (#)
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me too, gotta get off (hehe). Scott it is all your fault for being so tardy today. I didn't think you would be able to hold out as long as you have.
Submitted by red at 2003-02-28 16:26:18 EST (#)
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I finally have an opportunity to leave the office early, so I am taking full advantage while I can.
Ya know, ubersex doesn't just have to be for Fridays....talk to you Monday.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-02-28 16:25:53 EST (#)
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they say it is better to give than to receive, but in this instance I think I am going to have to go with the first option.
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-28 16:24:53 EST (#)
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are you guys in NYC? i was in NYC on monday for all of 5 hours.
kiss you scott? where did you have in mind?
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-28 16:23:40 EST (#)
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Hey Nicole,
What's your vision? Me doing you and you doing Sky or me and you doing Sky?
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-02-28 16:23:32 EST (#)
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Loren,
I was actually planning on going down over the President's Day weekend, but the weather was feakin cold, so I killed that one and froze my ass of in Boston instead. I want to get down as soon as we get a break from this unbearable weather.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-28 16:21:42 EST (#)
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Hey Sky!
KISS ME
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-28 16:21:11 EST (#)
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Hey Loren,
I'd say good night to you but my mouth is full. And you know... it's not polite to speak while your eating.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-28 16:19:29 EST (#)
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Hey Red,
I know that Nicole has me pretty 'tied up' right now, but sitck around.. I'm sure there's a single guy\girl out there in need of your attention!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-28 16:18:23 EST (#)
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Fine, I guess you chicks stole my whiddle Scotty-watty away from me. Ahhhh - suckers! I get to see him in the flesh!!
Seriously, Nicole and Sky, you should come down for a visit sometime. Theres a really nice place or 2 to stay near me and Scott... and Red girl is my honey pie. I'm babbling, and I'm going home! have a great weekend all.
Loren
Submitted by red at 2003-02-28 16:17:28 EST (#)
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I'm more of a one on one kinda girl. Sounds like you are pretty well taken care
of for now - so enjoy and have a great weekend!
You should pick up some extra chocolate syrup, you never know when you'll need more!
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-28 16:14:05 EST (#)
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Hey Red,
Welcome! Jump right in. We've got Nicole just about cleaned up of chocoalte syrup, Sky is all lathered with the finest tropical lotions and I've got two hands tied to a post with Nicole sitting on top of me.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-02-28 16:12:12 EST (#)
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Scott, don't worry I think you'll like it. I'm not tying it too tight am I. Ahh, who cares... a little pain feels good doesn't it?
Sky - nope wasn't me. I haven't been to Cambridge since this past weekend, though I'll be there tonight for a b-day party.
Submitted by red at 2003-02-28 16:11:22 EST (#)
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Scott, Scott, Scott.........thanks for starting this site, seroiusly. Its the weekend - time to release all stresses built up and chocolate syrup sounds like a good way to start
the weekend.
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-28 16:07:35 EST (#)
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an hour or two ago :)
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-28 16:06:55 EST (#)
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Nicole, Don't you worry you sexy beast. I'll lick every last drop! But now I'm rock hard and don't know where to start! Hey hey... what are you doing with that rope?
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-02-28 16:04:55 EST (#)
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sky - When was it?
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-02-28 16:02:20 EST (#)
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Sounds good to me, scott. As long as you promise to do a good job of licking it off. I don't want any half-ass work on your part.
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-28 15:53:43 EST (#)
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i already regret posting my photos. and i just did it two seconds ago
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-28 15:51:37 EST (#)
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Nicole!
Fight for it! But kow this if you go for Sky's ass, I'm coming for yours! And... cholocate syrup is what I'm thinking. Right down the small of your back, letting run down between your legs. I have had no lunch so I'm REALLY going to enjoy this!
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-28 15:49:57 EST (#)
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i saw someone that looked like your picture nicole in cambridge at the corner of brookline & putnam at a convenience store. was it you? tee hee
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-02-28 15:44:49 EST (#)
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So scott is the only one who gets to admire your ass.. hmmmff
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-28 15:38:54 EST (#)
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Well thank you sweet Sky. My hands are warm so it won't be any shock to your system! ..................... I'm starting get get a little tingly .... I think it working.... dam you have a sweet ass!
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-28 15:31:03 EST (#)
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maybe you can rub some lotion on mine. cold boston makes it chaffed.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-28 15:27:26 EST (#)
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OK People! I've made it!
Somebody get me horny! I'm a little cold right now after some stressful meetings. I want to touch someone's sweet ass! Who's out there?
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-28 14:53:44 EST (#)
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hehehehehe i'm considering a pic post.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-02-28 13:23:48 EST (#)
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Loren - I guess you'll never know unless you want to join in. I think his dog would look great in a milkmaid outfit.
Sky, I meant you, not Scott's dog, just in case you didn't figure that one out.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-28 13:13:05 EST (#)
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"Skye" is Scott's dog. ;-)
What's on your mind Nicole? hmmmmmmmm?
Oh Scott, oh Scotty-boy.... where aaaaaaaaare youuuuuuu?
Loren
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-02-28 13:07:01 EST (#)
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So, skye... going to post the milkmaid picture?
Submitted by nrscase (user info) at 2003-02-27 17:25:49 EST (#)
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Scott - I don't have any color preferance. I would just suggest that it not be black, as fluids tend to show up on it fairly well.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-02-27 17:14:47 EST (#)
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oh whoops... http://www.stainedapron.com
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-27 16:22:32 EST (#)
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What site, Razor?
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-27 16:17:47 EST (#)
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Nicole,
Sorry for the disappearing act. They actually made me work a bit today. Answer to your question. We are definitely still on! So tonight I'm going to get plenty of rest and then come in to work wearing loose clothing. Let me know your favorite color or color combinations and I'll dress accordingly. If there are any other particulars, fill me in! I want to make sure I'm just what you want me to be for tomorrow!
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-02-27 15:44:48 EST (#)
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Razor - OK... will do, but have to get them put together.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-02-27 15:33:06 EST (#)
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I think that as a public service you should be required to post for everyone Nicole!
Maybe I'll start a website... uberornot.com... and let Ubersiters submit their picture, and allow people to rate them -2 to +2.
Hey Loren... if you worked behind a bar you'll appreciate this website... it's been awhile since I did it but I was riveted by the site and spent over an hour there just reading and reading.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-02-27 14:30:57 EST (#)
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So, we still on for tomorrow now that you have seen the goods?
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-02-27 13:33:38 EST (#)
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Thanks Scott.
My young, innocent looks have saved me in more than one situation.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-27 12:56:34 EST (#)
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Hey Nicole!
You are gorgeous! And adorable... don't get me wrong on the adorable part... Just for the record, I would have mad crazy sex with you in a heartbeat!
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-02-27 12:46:23 EST (#)
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Scott - I just sent you some pics.
Loren - tried to send them to you as well, but it didn't go through. If you want to see them, email me at nrscase.at.yahoo.com and we can carry this offline.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-26 14:13:16 EST (#)
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Hey Sky,
You're definitely a hottie! You have a terrific smile. And the Dutch maid thing.. I think we can work that into our Friday ubersex fantasies. Any milk in that bucket?!
;)
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-26 14:05:27 EST (#)
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23 was uneventful as well. my birthday was on the superbowl and i'm not a huge football fan, not to mention I was in New England and the friggin patriots...yadda yadda yadda....it was a long night.
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-26 14:03:26 EST (#)
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about the furry part.
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-26 14:02:37 EST (#)
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scott's goodlooking. a little furry, but goodlooking. just kidding!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-26 13:55:18 EST (#)
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sky - "I just turned 24 a few weeks ago..... 22 was so much better."
What happened to 23? ;-)
I remember my 24th birthday. I was bartending back then, and the group of people I hung out w/there (co-workers and customers, like Scott;-) made my B-day last for 8 days. It was an excuse for everyone to get stinking drunk doing shots in my honor all week. Day 8 finally was my birthday, and I got a call at 7pm when I was napping, hungover, on my couch w/my roommate with NO plans to go out again, that I had to come to the bar. Again. I ended up walking the 3 blocks there in my PJ's and slippers, and got polluted again. It was brutal. I don't tell many people it's my birthday anymore, because they'll find a way to put me in the hospital...
Loren
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-26 12:17:08 EST (#)
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Oh, Nicole... by the way... My mouth literally got wet reading your post on the chocolate! Sometimes you don't have to talk dirty. You just have to know the right things to say!
... I don't think I've had that chocolate before :(
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-26 12:15:15 EST (#)
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Hey Sky,
I just sent them to the address in your user info.
Nicole, You don't have a new address listed! (or at least I'm having trouble finding it)
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-02-26 11:16:09 EST (#)
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Scott, if you like chocolate have you tried Scharffen Berger chocolate. Chocolate is the only sweet that I love and this is some of the best (at a reasonable price) that I have ever had. You can usually find it in specialty or natural food stores. They have a 62% semisweet with varieties taht have bits of cocoa beans of coffee beans in them. Their 70% bittersweet is also awesome - not bitter like a lot of chocolates can be. What happened to the pics? I went through my old photos and found a few that I wouldn't mind posting, though they are 3-4 yo.
Loren - I have at least 3 jars of pickles in my fridge at any point in time!! I recently discovered a new brand that is pretty good. Ba-Tempte, or something like that. Their garlic dills are great. Artichoke hearts, yummy. You should try them roasted in the oven with fresh green beans, red onion, and a little olive oil, rosemary, salt and pepper. So Scott stood you up... what a bad boy. You'll have to give him a good spanking next time you see him.
God, I'm starving now. I think I will have an early lunch.
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-26 11:06:18 EST (#)
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"If sky jumps in and starts talking, at least a little dirty, I'll post the pictures for all."
Was it not dirty enough? I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-26 09:45:40 EST (#)
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Hey Loren,
I'm a big chocolate man. Don't get me wrong I love salty stuff and definitely your choice of pickles. But chocolate is my bag baby! About the spin cycle... Dammn I'm upset now! Next time I promise... you...me... and the spin cycle!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-26 08:47:43 EST (#)
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Nicole, I'm a salt fanatic too. No sweets in my house, but you can rest assured a jar of pickles is in the fridge at all times. Valasic Dills. I'm also addicted to artichokes. Plain w/a little white vinegar, or I sometimes make an ass-kicking shrimp stuffing for them. Fuck, now I'm hungry and it's not even 9am.
BTW - Scott was merely teasing me yesterday. He was a no-show, so I had to resort to putting the washer on the spin cycle and... well, nevermind.
Loren
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-26 08:41:24 EST (#)
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Hey Nicole3!
I like "nakita" . I think I might call you that once in a while. By the way... I tried sending you pics last night, but to no avail!
Submitted by scott_ny <entieda> at 2003-02-26 08:40:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-25 16:55:01 EST (#)
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actually i have pictures on my computer as me dressed up as a dutch milk maid. ha! I'm not good as a blond though.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-02-25 16:40:19 EST (#)
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mmmm... salt...
I am a salt addict. I would take a pickle (no pun intended, Scott) over sweets almost any day. Well, maybe I did intend the pun.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-02-25 16:36:15 EST (#)
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Loren - Please do. And make sure they are nice an kinky :)
Scott - nrscase is just my old email address from school (nrs-my initials, case-relates to my school). I use it as a general crap email account. When it gets too polluted, I'll just drop it. Actually, I am now officially changing my user name to Nicole3, with a new yahoo mail account to better protect my identity from people who would be sure to recognize me if they saw my posts. Oh, and 3 is my preferred single digit # (963 - multiple of 3... pretty gay, but 369 has some unwanted connotations) nakita is my old user name from my early/mid 90's IRC days to there aren't many people who would recognize that.
I'll have to think about the breast thing. I'll get back to you after I have had some time to "think" on that one :b
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-25 16:34:59 EST (#)
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also, please insert 'slam the clam' for 'ride the baloney pony' in proper context
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-25 16:34:17 EST (#)
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I'm supposed to talk dirty?
Well, I volunteer for a safer sex outreach group (out of the kindness of my heart) and I found a new line for people that are shy and don't take our condoms...
"Well, if you're going to ride the baloney pony, you'd better put Cassanova's rubber sock on your salty yogurt slinger or furry bicycle stand"
tee hee.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-25 16:25:39 EST (#)
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I can always post a picture of you Scott :-) Wanna take some tonight? L
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-25 16:06:02 EST (#)
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Loren,
You've got a deal, if you let me squeeze your right breast.
Nicole (what the heck is 'nrscase' anyway?) I have some pictures on my home computer and will e-mail you when I get home. If sky jumps in and starts talking, at least a little dirty, I'll post the pictures for all. Keep in mind you've got to send me pictures!
by the way... so I can do the 'right' thing with Loren tonight, can you tell me (us) what the favorite thing you like to have done to your favorite boob?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-25 16:00:37 EST (#)
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Nicole - "I will have to dig out some decent pictures of myself one of these days and post them."
Yikes, you sneeked that in as I was typing. Pretty coincidental, eh?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-25 15:58:34 EST (#)
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You've got that right Nicole, and for the record - you and sky definitely have a lot to look forward to when you are my age (almost 10 years from now - insert *suicide attempt*) - It's true about hitting a sexual peak in your early 30's. I swear.
Oh, and Nicole -
"A young'un, I know. I've always been the young one my entire life. Was friends with people much older than me, dated a senior in HS while a freshman (parents weren't too happy but understood I couldn't stand most of the guys my age), got along better with adults then people in my age group (who are incredibly stupid and niave most of the time), etc. In everything but physical appearance, I've always been mature for my age..."
That's me too - word for friggin' word. Only when I was 15 I was dating a 21 year old.
Only recently have I started to feel older than some, and you two aren't helping the situation.
The way I am had a lot to do with the fact that I am the youngest of 7 brothers and sisters I'm sure...
You have to post a pic. Take one for the occasion. You too sky, but nix the suggestion if you are much prettier than me. A little prettier, fine, just NOT too much, got it? :-)
Loren
So Scott, dinner or what? You can pretend I'm Nicole - LOL
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-25 15:56:03 EST (#)
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Now you're talking nrscase! I'll tell you what... You and I can get nice and hot and sweaty. Then I'll drag Loren in and warm her up for you. You and I can double team her. That we we share the efforts and not waste any energy for newcomers. Speaking of... Come on guys! I can handle all these women but I'm willing to share - jump on in. Come on Hidden.. I know you want some!
Submitted by nrscase (user info) at 2003-02-25 15:55:35 EST (#)
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I will have to dig out some decent pictures of myself one of these days and post them. Unfortunately, all of my recent photos of myself are either unrecognizable or I am only partially clothed/naked (or maybe that is "fortunately" :-). I will have much more luck finding recent pictures of my dog, so those will probably be posted first. I really need to get a digital camera one of these days, but I keep on putting it off. Actually, maybe I'll do that this weekend. Scott, I have yet to see a picture of the man I have offered myself to for $2.50.
Submitted by nrscase (user info) at 2003-02-25 15:47:49 EST (#)
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Getting started now sounds great as long as your control is as you profess. Though we might want to wait, as I wouldn't want you to get too tired to take on Loren when she decides to join in.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-25 15:42:19 EST (#)
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Sky,
Hmmm... Alyssa Milano - not too shabby. Well, you and nrscase together still don't add up to the age of Loren's last boyfriend - but you're dammned well good enough for me!
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-25 15:34:11 EST (#)
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Hey nrscase,
You definitely sound like a sweet peice of fruit! I'll you what we can start now and Loren can jump in after we've slowed down to her pace.
Loren... luv ya!
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-02-25 15:33:57 EST (#)
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nrcase, my age and in New England. funny. I just turned 24 a few weeks ago. Uneventful. We played laser tag and got drunk at Good Time in Somerville. You should check it out. http://www.goodtimeemporium.com
22 was so much better. we dressed up in Tutus (for the slow, say the word out loud, sort of like 4NK8)
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-25 15:31:22 EST (#)
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Loren, Sweetie, why do you think wifey has such a problem with me? I have absolute control over myself. I can last as long as I want to. Be it 2 minutes or 7 hours. I thought you knew I was a control freak! My time limits are a courtesy to my partners. If you can last sweetie, then...
BRING it on!
Submitted by nrscase (user info) at 2003-02-25 15:26:57 EST (#)
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OK, I'll see if I can hold out until at least tomorrow :) Thank god I am in your age range or I would be terribly disappointed.
Actually I will be 24 in a couple weeks. A young'un, I know. I've always been the young one my entire life. Was friends with people much older than me, dated a senior in HS while a freshman (parents weren't too happy but understood I couldn't stand most of the guys my age), got along better with adults then people in my age group(who are incredibly stupid and niave most of the time), etc. In everything but physical appearance, I've always been mature for my age (I look pretty damn young - I'll probably get carded until I am 40). I work with people at least 15 years older than me, though more often 20, 30 yrs. The man I supervise is almost old enough to be my father - I don't feel uncomfortable about it, but I know he does.
Ahhh.. the trials and tribulations of the age gap.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-25 15:17:59 EST (#)
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Typical guy, can't hold onto the chubby long enough...
- Scott, you know I wouldn't throw you out of bed. ;-)
Loren
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2003-02-25 15:17:53 EST (#)
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"tickle my pickle"?
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-25 15:05:57 EST (#)
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You see what you've done now nrscase? Now you've got my blood flowing agains and way to early! I would suggest that if we (all of us out here) want to get our Friday orgasms in that we start fresh and early on Wednesday (Tomorrow)
If we start now, I might not make it!
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-25 15:02:02 EST (#)
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nrscase,
Not all, my sweet woman! Those are Loren's rules, not mine! And since we've already had a cyber-taste of eachother, we might as will throw all the rules out the window. (Except for the really young people) You have to be at least twenty to tickle my pickle. :)
Submitted by nrscase (user info) at 2003-02-25 14:47:04 EST (#)
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putting this on a somewhat related post:
Scott - "So I guess what you're saying is that in another 13 years I'll get some good booty?"
Think you can wait that long?
Nicole
Submitted by nrscase (user info) at 2003-02-24 17:07:12 EST (#)
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Scott, I'll second that offer for a drink or two - as many as it takes to get in your pants :-0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-24 16:10:47 EST (#)
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nrscase, I hear you! My friends will testify I am SO much happier now that I am free to whore-around. just kidding, just kidding.
BTW -" Definitely know the type - fun to joke around/have fun with, but anything more would just be stupid. At least he is honest about it - that makes it even more fun. I hate it when guys won't admit that they are full of shit. "
That made me burst out laughing at my desk. Fantastic, you just added two years to my life... :-)
wait, is that a good thing?
Scott, sweet t'ing we's jest jokin' witch-oo baybee.
I'll buy you a round or two, but only if you orally satisfy me.
Loren
Submitted by nrscase (user info) at 2003-02-24 14:02:48 EST (#)
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Scott - I never said women aren't stupid at times. When we are, there is usualy some guy there to take advantage of the situation. Then there is always the "I made a big mistake," knowing you really don't care and will probably make the same "mistake" again just for the fun of it.
Loren - at least you don't have to deal with the balding, perpetually crapping, leave-my-wet-towel-0n-the-bed boyfriend. A small price to pay for that.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-24 13:46:16 EST (#)
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nrscase,
"do you hate it when people talk about you like you weren't there "
Naah. I'm used to it.
"..anything more would just be stupid"
Now that REALLY hurts!
Loren,
"..I'm a little tight now that I pay the mortgage solo"
--> Boo Hoo.
Submitted by nrscase (user info) at 2003-02-24 13:30:48 EST (#)
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Definitely know the type - fun to joke around/have fun with, but anything more would just be stupid. At least he is honest about it - that makes it even more fun. I hate it when guys won't admit that they are full of shit.
Scott - do you hate it when people talk about you like you weren't there :)
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-24 13:19:38 EST (#)
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Hey. I buy. I'm a little tight now that I pay the mortgage solo. :-)
nrscase - Scott's a cutie, but as charming as he *can* be, it quickly becomes evident when you meet him that he's a shit (and I mean that in the best way). You can see it in his eyes that he's usually up to "no-good" fun. That's probably why we're such good friends. I appreciate his blatant honesty.
L
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-24 13:10:40 EST (#)
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I'm poor intentionally. That's what keeps me safe from Loren.
Loren,
"Scott, would you be my future ex-husband? " No. I would never be that cruel to you. :) I'll tell you what I will do, though... Next time I'll let you buy... and the time after that!
Submitted by nrscase (user info) at 2003-02-24 12:50:12 EST (#)
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So Loren has you in her back pocket, Scott? Or is that in some other article of clothing?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-02-24 12:42:57 EST (#)
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Shit, nrscase, if he were "moneybags" I'd own half of everything that was his by now...
Scott, would you be my future ex-husband?
xo
Loren
Submitted by nrscase (user info) at 2003-02-24 12:30:44 EST (#)
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Scott - So you are Mr. Dependable Moneybags... sorry, that really sucks. I can't think of anything appropriate to say, not knowing you or your situation, so I think I'll just shutup. Women talk too much anyway.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-24 12:15:47 EST (#)
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Loren,
Answer to your earlier question... Friday was supposed to be 'the' night.
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-02-24 12:14:34 EST (#)
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nrscase, "3 to 5 weeks !! She can hold out for that long?"
With me she can. Like Loren is implying, she may be stepping out. Like I said in a submission a few weeks ago... Women tend to