FIRST POST "Real Men Don't Break Up By Text Message"!!!! (3431 hits)
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Submitted by Jeannie Sallis <whoweannie.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-08 17:56:50 EST
Hello Uber,
This is my first post so bear with me while I get those words a flowing.
Real men do not break up by text message. What the fuck is that bullshit. Here I am dating this "Nascar Driver" (should have been my first clue), everything was going well; at least
I thought it was, and I get this fucked up text message right before Christmas never the
less. It says " So sorry not going to be able to see you anymore, you deserve someone who
can be there all the time".
Number one, I distinctly remember telling him that I was independent
and did not need someone there all the time.
Number two, Aren't I supposed to be the one who fucking decides if I need someone there all
the time. Who fucking died and made him the boss of me. Ooohhh nooo I don't think so.
So, I decide to text him back, I ask if he can talk on the phone right now because he was
at work, (future knowlwdge when someone does something fucked up don't ask permission)
he replies "no". I think to myself, "self he can not pull this shit, this is bullshit". Then,
I text him back. I ask him if he means not now or not anymore. He replies "not anymore, you
don't deserve to wait around for me all the time, take care and I am so sorry".
Number three, If he was so fucking sorry then why the fuck didn't he pick up the phone or
come over and tell me this like a real man. Thus, my title.
Number four, Maybe I didn't mind waiting around all the time. Maybe I have a life and wasn't
waiting around for him like he thought!!
All of these things are running around in my head and I decide to call him anyway. Well
of course he was a pussy and did not pick up the phone. So I left him a choice message instead.
Something to the effect of "FUCK OF AND DIE".
So basically, I am asking you uber users what you think about this crap, and how you think
I should get my revenge!!!!
Thank you for your support!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I H8 u
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-05-25 18:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CalBears Polo no fucking Way. I love Tom Leykis. Shit what station is he on in California?
That's insane if leykis actually used this. ahhah Leykis is the fucking man'
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-15 18:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
He wasn't dating you slore.
Breaking up by text doesn't mean he is a dick, it means you are a cum dumpster for him who got too clingy.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-03-15 18:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck is that bullshit.
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Asking a question (rhetorical or not) without a question mark is in itself worth a -2.
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2006-03-15 18:06:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tom Leykis talked about this very post yesterday on his show. I'll echo what he said on the air: Are you really that shocked, especially after reading what you have written, that he broke up with you in this way? I know I would have run for the hills too.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-11-04 17:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:39:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
youarsoghey: I agree, real men don't break up by text message. They do it with a heavy anvil, lots of strong rope, and a trip to the ol' lake.
Whoweannie: lol
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Hey, at least she's in good spirits about it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Yep no biggie!!
I have learned another valuable life lesson....
I wondered who you were.....
I knew it had to be uber though!!
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-11-04 17:01:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks sideshow....
It was the best thing I ever did!!
Yea, I agree about the text message thing it was definitely pretty weak!
But whatever life goes on!!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:04:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
I break up with women via Carrier Pigeon.
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I usually have a stone tablet or edifice drawn up.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
youarsoghey: I agree, real men don't break up by text message. They do it with a heavy anvil, lots of strong rope, and a trip to the ol' lake.
Whoweannie: lol
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Hey, at least she's in good spirits about it.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-11-04 16:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-07-20 17:49:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
I used to do crystal meth many years ago..It was nothing to stay up for a solid week playing ping pong, charades, rummy, dice anything to avoid going to sleep. I remember one time I had been up for about 5 days and I hadn't eaten in god I don't know how long and my friend had some shit. She took me to get food and told me that if I didn't eat it that she would not give me any lines. So What did I do...I pretended to eat and threw the food out the window..I didn't care as long as I got my shit.
I would never use that stuff again it has been 17 years since I did my last line and I have never looked back. It is amazing that I ever made it to my 21st birthday. No one in my family thought I would live to be 21.
I did it for the first time when I was 13. The boys down the street gave it to me and a couple of my girlfriends. Were hooked the first time.
Crystal is a bitch and I would stay away from her..
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I am glad that you got away from that
Oh ya, breaking up by text message is weak. That is low. At least respect yourself enough to do it face to face. Over the phone is still being a pansy.
Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-09-26 17:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just noticed how old this post is. Wow.
Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-09-26 17:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't need him available all of the time, and yet when you call him and he can't pick up the phone you get pissed? Great first post.
Welcome to You Suck; population: you.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-09-26 17:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:42:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is my first post so bear with me while I get those words a flowing.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-09-26 17:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He's a jackass, but I've dated girls like you.
YOU
ARE
PSYCHO.
Guys have been telling you that since you lost your virginity. It's time to start believing them and do something about it.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-08-25 02:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel sad.
Here she is, with this shit post and it has 4 times as many hits as my most viewed message.
I'm gonna start hitwhoring.
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2005-08-25 02:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't you "FUCK OF AND DIE".
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-25 02:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
joedaddy is my hero
Submitted by Harmless (user info) at 2005-08-25 02:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*does the "Nobody Cares about your lame ass story in real life so you went on the net trying to get comfort from strangers dance"*
Nobody will ever love you.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-25 01:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
As an independent woman you interpreted his message as a slight, blew it all out of
proportion, and then asked total strangers to support 'your?' position?
I bet you also included it in your diary you keep under the pillow.
<not a question>
You're under 21
<also not a question>
You want 'coattail' $ and notoriety
<see above>
You're boring
<see below>
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2005-08-24 16:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Revenge? Get him to sign up as an ubersite user, then tell him to post the message that you just did.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-08-24 16:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Thank you for your support!!!"
YEAH!
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-08-24 16:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 billion for dating a NASCAR driver (or even a NASCAR fan, for that matter)
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-08-24 15:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I didn't bother reading this - it sounded too.."teen angst"
however, as you will get to know. I am the 'nice irish girl' of uber so I won't -2 you.
Welcome to Uber
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-24 15:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No wonder she never posted again. Mean fuckers.
Submitted by LaNDmAsS (user info) at 2005-08-24 15:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he's a nascar driver, therefore he was prolly texting you from one of those
kool nascar phones, w/ the #24 all over it and pics of faaaaaaast cars.
you dont need revenge, he already sucks.
Submitted by Mister (user info) at 2005-08-24 15:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF?
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-08-24 15:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys kill me!!
Submitted by KnightsWhoSayNi (user info) at 2005-08-24 15:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Like, Oh my gosh, thats so horrible, like, you know, I can't believe he would like, do that to you.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-08-24 14:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-12-08 19:44:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more exclamation points.
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Bwahahahhaa, I was thinking the same thing.
Girlsansclue, don't worry, just try harder next time.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-08-02 17:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Three words (and an article): Hammer and a net.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-16 00:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whinge. Bitch. Moan. Repeat.
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-06-15 23:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
another classic is, "I just want to be friends." I don't know about revenge; it uses up a lot of energy and might be dangerous. I would just cut my losses and move on. Hopefully your next partner will be a much better man.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-05-28 01:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here I am dating this "Nascar Driver"
___________________________
I think it was after this that I stopped taking you seriously. Get a vibrator.
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-05-28 00:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, glad you moved on. -2 for first postage, as well as crapyness of post.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2005-05-28 00:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Never feel serious on a text message basis.
2. See number 1.
3. Yeah, that's about it.
Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-05-28 00:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck the worst ass. Stop writing posts you piece of shit.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Definitely not shenanigans... True story, however I have moved on and life goes on. I was just really pissed at the time and felt the need to write about it.
Now, I could really give a shit less!
We are friends again if anyone really gives a shit...
I wish him the best and hope he gets everything worked out, his exwife was in a near fatal car accident and that had alot to do with the way he handled the situation. I dont blame him anymore, it was just bad timing for us to start a relationship.
Over and Out...
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is my first post so bear with me while I get those words a flowing.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:25:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Real men do not break up by text message."
Noooo, but blow-up ones do. you want revenge? Pop a pin in his arse.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sounds to me like you do give a fuck. Like big time .Get on with life would be a good start,and stop bitching about the run away truck driver .
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:01:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
And in the title too. Classic.
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A Nascar Driver? Was it Bobby Labonte? It sounds like something Bobby would do!
Also:
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENANNIGANS!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my fucking stupid.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-11 20:22:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oops... auto -2 for saying this was your first post.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-11 20:20:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There were 666 hits! Holy shit!
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-11 20:02:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
By the gheyity of this we can pretty much assume this is a guy..
Submitted by magnus (user info) at 2005-01-11 19:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you asshole
Submitted by ColonelAngus (user info) at 2004-12-27 20:33:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ghey! -2 Die! haha you got Pwned!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2004-12-27 20:12:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've broken up by instant messanger twice. It's awesome because you can't tell if you're being serious/sarcastic/heartbroken/or just a plain asshole.
SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP!
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-12-27 20:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
First post... automatic -2
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2004-12-27 19:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So does this mean you are single??
Submitted by The_Great_Tom (user info) at 2004-12-15 19:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-12-09 13:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sounds like you're another obsessive bitch. no wonder.
texting break ups is a fabulous way to end a relationship with obsessive bitches. that way you don't have to hear them bitch about how unfair you're being. perhaps he just got bored with the sex? maybe you should start shutting the fuck up after fucking? and, as far as writing (and I'm guessing talking goes), you should probably just shut the fuck up in general.
thanks, and have a nice day.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2004-12-09 13:29:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-12-09 09:24:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Honestly, the keyword "NASCAR" should be a big red flag. Anything after that, you deserve what you get.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-12-09 09:24:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Honestly, the keyword "NASCAR" should be a big red flag. Anything after that, you deserve what you get.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2004-12-09 04:13:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Right
#1. Never good to put 'first post' in the title - or anywhere really
#2. Don't be put off but the -2 (even the one from me), it happens to most of us first time
#3. Get over it & move on. Not many people are worth it..
#4. Spell check etc.
#5. Welcome to Uber
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2004-12-09 02:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Eh, I heard the girl he left you for was way hotter anyway.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-12-09 00:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a pity 2...if you continue to write however, there could be trouble.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-09 00:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh. My. God.
Are you 13? Please say you are. It's the only way I will be able to continue having any kind of faith whatsoever in humanity.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-12-09 00:25:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm giving you a +2 because someone said something preety sexist down there. Not because I liked the post terribly well.
Relate to your audience, mate.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-12-08 22:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
By "Nascar guy" she means "asshole who watches Nascar."
Yes.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2004-12-08 22:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What I think about that crap? Just that, crap.
Get your revenge by taking your own life.
+2 take your own life!!
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2004-12-08 22:22:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
<insert appropriate Simpson's quote demeaning you>
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-08 20:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome to Uber.
-2
But plus 2, as well... Karma-wise, that is...
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-12-08 20:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hell, the only -2 I got on my first post was last week, because StabKill's a pussy.
PS This still sucked. Even if it didn't say "FIRST POST" in the title. Seriously.
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2004-12-08 20:05:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No need to tell us it's your first post, we could tell by the shit quality.
Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2004-12-08 19:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more exclamation points.
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-12-08 19:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
advertising that it's your first post auto -2
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-12-08 19:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I posted about fat people my first post. My, my...How fun those days were! But I learned that Uber didn't really want that shit. You will too, I'm sure. Real men don't exist. We're all fake.
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2004-12-08 19:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Back in the day, on my first post. I got a -2 So I know how you feel.
Alas my dear, Today is no longer 'back in the day'
Althought I seem to be making no sense (Kinda like your post)
I'm going to give you a +2
Oh yeah, Did I tell you I'm dyslexic.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-08 19:24:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok you say t's your first post so -2 die.
You then also but that it is your first post in the title so -2 die.
Also your title basically told me the entire story so i have no motivation to read it so -2 die.
So, in conclusion -2 die and welcome to uber. If you don't like the way things work than you can geeeet out.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-08 19:12:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This -1 is because at this point, I'm rating for no reason at all. Oh, and
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:55:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
This was like reading glue
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*choke**die*
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:58:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was like reading glue
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
For revenge, you should go fuck 20 random guys, and take pictures of it all.
Send him the pictures afterwards. You'll have gotten the best of him!
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Who fucking died and made him the boss of me. Ooohhh nooo I don't think so. "
Nobody needed to die, you're a woman. You cook clean and suck cock. That's what you're there for. Got a problem with that Miss Feminist?
Suck my rod.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:51:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Shit, I will never date a Nascar guy again
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:51:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Real men don't break up, they just stop calling.
That way if they run into you in public and are horny they can play the "I was in an accident, got hit my head and forgot your number" card.
PS> Nascar drives don't date women, they buy them.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:49:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Real women don't date Nascar men.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:44:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:30:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
You guys are a tough crowd, I thought you were supposed to put in your title that it was your first post. One of those unwritten uber laws.
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Take some of the more constructive criticism and try again. Dear God I am bored. someone needs to commit a newsworthy act of violence or something.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:41:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No I have nothing to do with the murders. But I thought Lady Plural's nickname was kinda funny
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:35:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm calling shenanigans. Incidentally, does your name have anything to do with the UberMurder? Do you have a clue? Share it with us.
If not, piss the fuck off. You're wasting valuable usernames.
Submitted by bignasty (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:35:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you can get revenge by cuming to Kirksville with a video camera and filming yourself sucking my cock
+2 for life if that happens...seriously
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:30:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You guys are a tough crowd, I thought you were supposed to put in your title that it was your first post. One of those unwritten uber laws.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not that I'm not deeply moved and flattered, but... why?
The only reason that this isn't a -2 is that I don't want to contribute to a sudden rise to infamy on your part, text-message-twat. That is your new nickname, by the way- tmt. I like it.
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:27:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your premise was right on but the rest...
have a +0 because I'm in such a good mood because
I've just fallen in internetlove with LadyPlural.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W!
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a petty bitch who's too full of herself.
Get over it.
Get over yourself.
Never write again.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
He told me he broke up with you because your grandma was a better screw
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's your first positive rating-- just because I'm feeling extra nice today. :)
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I would have run for the hills too...blow a bubble up your cooter.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He dumped you because you're a stupid slut.
I wouldn't want to talk to you ever again either.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:14:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Something to the effect of "FUCK OF AND DIE".
What's the matter- you couldn't afford the extra F?
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:08:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I try to give first posts the benefit of the doubt to contradict the auto -2s, but this is pure shit.
Get revenge for what? He dumped you. It happens all the time.
When he says "you deserve someone who can be there for you", what he actually means is "I'm tired of being around you."
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
vettesrule88- NEVER NEVER NEVER -2 DIE someone based solely on the fact that they announced that it was their first post. It's rude and pointless. -2 someone based solely on the fact that their writing style is the written equivalent of cat piss on brand new clothing, that they can't tell a story worth a damn, and that they picked one of the most pointless and inconsequential things to tell a story about in the history of the written word.
Like I'm doing, see? It's easy.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh no.
No no no no no.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I break up with women via Carrier Pigeon.
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:04:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
first post and mentioning it: -2
whining about relationships: -2
having nothing important to say: -2
a rating system that goes to -6: priceless
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:03:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
#1 Don't say it is your first post.
#2 Run your shit through microsoft word or something, because your punctuation and spelling fucking sucked, and it makes it hard to keep a "mental voice" if you don't use a "?" where it is needed.
#3 Don't be a petty bitch and "get revenge" on him. What the fuck for? If that is your manner of thinking, I'd have broken up with you too! Just leave it alone, get on with life, and remember to cockblock him next time you see him out on the town. He played you. Get over it.
This is still better than quite a few first posts, hence only a -1. "I've seen better"
Submitted by Da_Blonde_Cajun (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, first off, you know you are gonna get soooo flamed by this, right?? Anyway, I understand your post. My b/f said the same thing to me (in person), but nevertheless, I feel that is my choice to make, not his. Just try your best to get over it. Also, don't date pussy assholes who can't tell ya' the truth. To me this sounds like a cop-out. Oh well, I dunno. Hope that that helped, though I'm sure it really didn't. That is all.
Submitted by riggyrow (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Revenge? For kicking your dumb-ass to the curb?
It was probably one of the best decisions the guy ever made.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:02:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone who breaks up by text message is a coward and an asshole, and should be force-fed arsenic whilst being violently assualted by a gang of orphan midgets.
Then again, this wasn't exactly the best post i've ever seen...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:01:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And in the title too. Classic.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Witty
Insightful
Moving
Your post was none of these things. Here are the things your post ACTUALLY was:
Boring
really boring
No, i dont think yo understand, REALLY boring.
Well done.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Date me! I'm an Astronaut Doctor Bounty Hunter!!
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
first post = minus 2 die
you earned a plus one by doing a crappy version of the post i was going to write about my freind who had the same thing done to her
her revenge? she had a freind go to a party with him, get him drunk almost to the point of psasing out, had sex with him, and once he fell asleep she whipped out the strap on and had her way with his ass