Lohan Nips, Oops (2137 hits)
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Submitted by Captain "BIg Balls" Foamy (View user info) at 2004-12-08 17:59:49 EST
Santa sucks more dicks than Jesus ever did! Granted Jesus's cock to mouth ratio per day was higher but he only lived for 33 years. Santa has been shitting in stocking for about 130 years now! That fucker sucked his first boner in 1879 and hasn't looked back. Ps those Thunder Cat action figures he gave you in 1987 were in his ass.
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poop times two
this will be my last post for a couple months so cherrish it ass clowns!
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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-17 12:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Ps those Thunder Cat action figures he gave you in 1987 were in his ass. "
Beautiful.
Submitted by Fuckface_Jones (user info) at 2004-12-09 19:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hockey sucks
what?
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-12-09 14:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did someone say nipple wheats?
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-12-09 08:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if it gets better than this, i'd like to see it.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2004-12-09 08:40:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha..
..can't.. be.. Foamy.. supporter..
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This post has the best rating of anything I have ever done on here. I knew Jesus/Santa Fellatio has hot this Christmas!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What zak said...
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm stunned no one is coming to this "Lohan Nips, Oops", are you all gay? That chick is sweet!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought the Thunder Cats were just trying to be diversified...damn you Santa!
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:04:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
As long as my Formula One lego set wasn't abused, i'm happy.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Zalawe your my god damn favorite
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do I alway feel the need to punish myself after laughing at your posts?