I'm stealing Electrotoothwhoever's thunder! Camwhore, and music! (1303 hits)
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Submitted by lessthanfour <ossum.at.ossum.dot.net> (View user info) at 2004-12-08 18:28:33 EST
Hello, ubersite. If you're looking for content, you'll find that this post is UTTERLY DEVOID of it. If you want content, check out my other posts. I promise, it's there.
But no, this post is to shamelessly exploit myself, or to whore myself, if it were. I enjoy
whoring, whether it is through images or audio. So here I am camwhoring and linkwhoring.
No, I'm not quite as emo as I look. But I am that hot.
Like rock songs about girls? Hate songs about the smae girls? Check it out: http://www.ossum.net
If ETS can do it, I can do it more bettar.
Sincerely,
lessthanfour
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-21 12:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone gets at least one camwhore post.
I think you are an awesome addition to uber.
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:34:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
someone: sign up for ye olde mailing liste! It's cheap, it's fun, it's MANDATORY.
Or don't. No big whoop.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I am curious to see how your music turns out, ill be checking out that site and your newest postings. good luck.
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-09 10:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53871
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-09 09:15:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like a goddamn doofus fairy and your guitar playin' ain't worth a shit, Zitboy.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-12-09 03:17:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, you're not that cute but fortunatly I have low standards. You can step in when ETS gets cramp.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-12-09 00:27:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 'cause you ARE a emo fag.
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-09 00:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, that sounds kind of like what I did to your mom last night.
Oh no he did not go there.
Oh he went there, girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-09 00:23:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
All right! That's the last fucking straw! Noone disgraces Kurt Cobain except Kurt Cobain and his posthumous publicist! I have gone easy on you so far...
Now I will hang you from the remnants of Buddy Holly's plane with my guitar strings while Frances Bean pees on your face...sans glasses, so it gets all in your eyes!
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-09 00:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok ETS, I've had about enough of this shit. Where do you get off coming at me like that? I already admitted that the lyrics stink, what more do you want from me? I guess we can't all steal Cobain's songs.
.. and the ooh yeah yeah's are coming in a later song. >:(
Yeah, your hat is real hot.. But I liked it better when I saw it before.. On a monkeys ass!
Seriously, folks. A monkeys ass!
Just kidding. I love this guy. OR DO I!!!!!! DUN DUN DUN (ominious music).
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-12-09 00:09:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're not as hot as ETS, and you don't have a cool hat.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-09 00:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yea, man, Jambo is right! The lyrics are all wrong. First, you didn't mention me in them once! Second, you forgot the "ooo, baby yea"...or it's lesser-known variation "ooo, yea, baby"...that's a classic line that you just can't leave out of a song - even Ozzy did it, and Ozzy Osbourne is the greatest lyricist of all time! I saw it in an online poll somewhere...it might have been on his official website, I can't be sure...
Anyway, you are also a real bastard! You think you are such hot monkey shit with your little glasses and....the lenses and stuff, you've forgotten the power of a good tophat! That's your problem...you don't have a hat, or even a good poncho I bet! Face it...you've got no style!
You're washed up! A total emo-loser!
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-09 00:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AWWWWWW SHIT the gloves are off now, bitch! I was ok with you calling my melody boring and repetetive, that is true. But calling me cocky because I admitted that those lyrics weren't so hot? I've got two words for you: Eat a dick, bitch!
P.S. Fatty fatty fat fat!
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Submitted by Jambo (user info) at 2004-12-08 23:54:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
I replied, then read the reviews.
So this is my second review.
lessthanfour- Turn down the cocky a notch or two. I don't know if this "duel" is going to shove your words down your throat...but someday, someone will.
"Some of my lyrics are tremendous, some not so much."
I think your audience will be the judge of your lyrical ability. In the music industry, your opinion is the only one that doesn't matter. Get used to it.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-12-08 23:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 camwhore
Submitted by Jambo (user info) at 2004-12-08 23:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I replied, then read the reviews.
So this is my second review.
lessthanfour- Turn down the cocky a notch or two. I don't know if this "duel" is going to shove your words down your throat...but someday, someone will.
"Some of my lyrics are tremendous, some not so much."
I think your audience will be the judge of your lyrical ability. In the music industry, your opinion is the only one that doesn't matter. Get used to it.
Submitted by Jambo (user info) at 2004-12-08 23:45:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Awesome music...lame ass melody, lame ass lyrics.
The melody isn't as catchy as it is annoying. It's the same thing over and over and over and over. A little variation would make it much more intresting.
The song felt like it went through movements as opposed to having the ABAB bullshit that they teach you in music school. If thats what you're going for...nice job?
Coolest part of the song is the intro...I like the melody the synth is playing.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 23:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, this should be good! We can carry this on as long as you are up to it! I shall smite thee with my licks and my riffs and other guitar terminology!
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-08 23:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm down with constructive criticism, and I agree wholeheartedly with what you say, at least about that song. It's not one of my best, lyrically. Some of my lyrics are tremendous, some not so much. This is one of the latter.
P.S. ETS wait until you see what I have in store for you tomorrow.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 23:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yea...YEA! What he said!
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-12-08 22:58:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ok, some constructive critisism should you choose to accept it. Your musical style is very similiar to a Weezer/The Rentals style, so great job with that. However, the thing that seperates Weezer from shitty emo garbage is their happy sounding yet very depressing lyrics set to an upbeat vibe, creating irony in itself. Your lyrics are about on par with Simple Plan, and again no offense or anything, just critiquing. Music +2, Lyrics -1.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 22:39:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Heh, someone watches Powder Puff Girls on uber besides me? That's Ossum!
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-08 22:36:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Is that what he was doing? It's hard to tell without the voice. If so I have give him props. (begrudgingly.)
SO here's some props. Albiet begruding ones.
P.s. Circe: Do it with me?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2004-12-08 22:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate when ETS channels Mojo Jojo.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 21:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, no you just didn't say you were *gulp* cuter!?!
I am going to tear you a new goatse buddy...
after my present post goes off the front page. But right as soon as that happens, you'd better look out, son, cause the winters are cold and hell ain't no place for a popsicle!
what?
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-12-08 21:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I agree, ETS will probably run away and cry like the snivelling little shit he is.
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-08 21:31:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
IRONY IS LOST ON ME!
p.s. I'm cuter :(
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-12-08 21:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And so was that!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU CUNTING ASSLICKING SON OF A LEMUR!!!!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-12-08 21:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And that was supposed to be a -2 cause of how much I HATE your song!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-12-08 21:25:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How DARE you even contemplate thinking about maybe possibly considering even coming CLOSE to the hotness and genius that is ETS???? I dare you to walk up to me and say this SHIT to my face, you talentless rotten hack who couldn't write a decent song to save his life and whose music I definitely did NOT sing along to, download, and listen to four times.
And ETS is hot and wonderful and talented and... uhmmm. what's this word? Damned scriptwriters and their shitty penmanship.. wait... oh, okay..
I hope you die you awful stupid dirty godamned wannabe fuck.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-08 21:19:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love that half profile. no bottom teeth = killer head.... Right?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 21:12:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53826
What's that? Your ass is on fire? Well, isn't that just awful!?
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-12-08 21:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And the winner is electrictoothsyndrome with a feign to the left that left his opponent dazed and cumfuzzled. Beware the electric Mojo! it confuses even its user.
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-08 20:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How can I reply to that? I don't even know what it says.
Ok, just to make this fair, I am only going to use my A, G and B strings.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 20:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Better look out! I actually can play the Crossroads Suite! I have my mojo and I am ready fo' bidness! Ok, so it's a petrified squirrel turd, but so what!!! It came with the thunder!
You will not steal the mojo like you will not steal the thunder. There will be no theft on ubersite on this or any other day...at least not of something that is mine...namely my mojo and my thunder, which will not be taken from me without asking, nor will they be taken from me with permission, because I refuse to grant thee that permission, because I am very selfish when it comes to my thunder and my mojo, which will not be taken from me by force or otherwise, nor will I be leasing said items for anyone for any period of time in the forseeable future, unless it's a really rainy day, in which case I might consider it, but under no circumstances will I be giving or having either my mojo or my thunder stolen on this day.
*humph*
You just got pwned!
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-08 20:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ok, but it's clear which one of us is Ralph Macchio.
In case it's not clear: You. You are Ralph Macchio. Except you're going to lose.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 20:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, this IS gettin' good now! We must figure a way to resolve this...
I have a proposition...we can do this Crossroads style! You down?
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-08 20:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I acutally play an Ibanez Talman. It's beaaaauuuutiful.
However, for you I'll use the crappy pressboard Silvertone I stole from my friend's basement. One half-working lipstick pickup is all I'll need to take your paper tophat wearing ass to school.
Propa.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 19:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll grab my trusty Les Paul...
lessthan-2 here can use his Harmony Special (Lone Ranger Edition)...
meet me at high midnight
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-12-08 19:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow a battle of the musicians. Gentleman choose your guitars for a battle at 40 paces.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 19:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here is a totally meaningless -2 I wish I could go back and give you now! People of uber...observe as I eat this emo-pushing pansy for dinner!
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-08 19:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for rating your own post! duh!
P.S. Here's where I got ETSs thunder from. http://weeklyworldnews.com/features/science/61484
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-08 19:24:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahh, Electro, we are destined to be mortal enemies, much like Romeo and Juliet except for the whole being in love with each other part.
Have at you!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 19:22:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, yea, and you're a Rivers Cuomo wannabe too!
...and a Buddy Holly impersonator! I hope you die in a plane crash!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-12-08 19:19:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rivers Cuomo?
...
We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We suck! We suck!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 19:06:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, this makes me so mad! I am very angry! I cannot gesticulate my anger enough at this post!
umm...more raving here,
and perhaps some very bad insults directed at this bad bad person here...
umm, and I am just thoroughly upset with this whole 'stealing my thunder' business! That was MY thunder! I own it! I won it from Frederick, The God of Bowling in a game of poker...ok, so we were prodding Venus with sticks! So what! It's still mine, and you can't have it...
Oh, this post is about music? Oh...ok.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay for being another musician, because you can never have too many musicians - unless they're sopranos in which case push them into the sea.
And since no one else has said it and it wouldn't be a camwhore without:
I'd do ya...
in the pooper.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay music.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:32:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
The world has enough musicians. Why not try somthing new?
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The world could never have enough artists, good or bad.
Submitted by Da_Blonde_Cajun (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like your nose
Submitted by MrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:34:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sounds sort of like that song everyday formula. Except not decent.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:32:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The world has enough musicians. Why not try somthing new?
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yum.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:31:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You look a little like Elvis Costello.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go back to the 50's, poindexter
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by jenngd9 (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:29:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're hot.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-08 18:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53693