Guitar Battle Round 1 (lessthanfour Gets His Head Cut Crossroads Style) (1037 hits)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2004-12-08 21:08:30 EST
This is in response to this post, which really got my nuts a-roastin': http://www.ubersite.com/m/53811
All right everyone...stand back, make sure you have your eyeballs properly screwed in, and your jaws duct taped to your face! (Fetish, you might want to have that inspection before you proceed.) Cause I, ETS, the greatest axeman south of the North Pole am about to show you lucky folk my true skillz, while at a time which is concurrent with now will also put the stinkpalm, if you will, to Mr. lessthanfour's recent attempt at, what I perceive as disrespek!
This is the equivalent of those people in Beetlegeuice showing those living mortals their really scary and awesome faces!
lessthanfour_gets_head_cut.mp3 (164 kB) [audio/mpeg]
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-10 14:59:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I would Shlongy, but our bandwidth is tapped out as it is. We need to conserve megs.
Drone: I don't think there is anything you've got that I couldn't just explain away as the product of being extremely high!
Submitted by Drone_of_Industry (user info) at 2004-12-09 10:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's more fartsy than arsty. But I got dirt on you ETS! I could destroy your entire fan base with a single mp3!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-09 10:23:28 EST (#)
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ETS- I can't, with clear conscience, post the link for the site...but can't YOU, with your expert computer knowledge, toss one of my tunes on a post for all of Uber to enjoy?
(Without giving away too much info, of course)
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-09 10:19:57 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/53871
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2004-12-09 09:32:44 EST (#)
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You sir, are a mad man.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-09 09:28:35 EST (#)
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Shlongy...feel free to join in any time. First, see if you can top this!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-09 09:16:52 EST (#)
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Both of you guys could use a lesson from me.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-09 01:21:22 EST (#)
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Anytime GLALL! I am in pieces over Dime....I hope they didn't get Vinnie too!
Let's rock, man! email me.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-12-09 01:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dimebag Darrell is dead man. http://www.ubersite.com/m/53843
You are nuts. I will e-mail you tomorrow about some possible stuff that I've been working on that I would like some collaborative thinking over.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-12-09 00:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think this is auditory proof that you've gone insane.
Welcome aboard.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 23:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Saxon: I was gonng go for polka style. I play a mean ass accordion too! Most people don't know that, but that's because I keep it locked up in its case so it won't bite the children who run randomly through my living space on a daily basis...damned kids and their lawsuits!
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-12-08 23:00:21 EST (#)
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greensleeves' huh damn good choice ETS ya know ive always wanted to hear that done with a big ass oompa band. am i onto something here ETS huh huh.
Shit could you imagine people standing in a elevator or a shopping mall moving to the big brassy sound of a oompa band doing greensleeves.
I tell you im full of it, you watch me the head never leaves the body.
Oopa pa pa oompa oompa oompa pa pa.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2004-12-08 22:55:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Puts Mr. Vai to shame, dammit!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-08 22:42:37 EST (#)
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You really don't take well to challenges, do you?
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-08 22:35:35 EST (#)
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Circe, you wanna like.. you know. Do it?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 22:26:47 EST (#)
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kick-ass Saxon...stay tuned and nex I might do 'greensleeves'!
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-12-08 22:17:27 EST (#)
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Bugga you guys and your guitar battle id rather watch Circe strip. Lerdy!
But im rootin for you ETS.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-08 21:41:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yea, I played that with only three hands! I'm Ossum!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-12-08 21:29:48 EST (#)
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I stripped to this.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-08 21:17:48 EST (#)
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On second thought, you'd probably win.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-08 21:17:17 EST (#)
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I'll challenge you to a bass battle, bitch! Bass guitar > Electric Guitar
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-08 21:16:16 EST (#)
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lessthanfour_gets_head_cut.mp3
that is one groovy tune.....?
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2004-12-08 21:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwwwwwwww shit, this is on now, bitch. Give me time to prepare, though. Tomorrow night I'll blow you away.
Two words for you: Axl Motherfuckin Rose. Wait. I mean Slash. And that's only one word. Better use up my other word... hmm. Tits.
Two words for you: Slash Tits.
Submitted by ETS (user info) at 2004-12-08 21:09:44 EST (#)
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LT4 ain't so Ossum now is he?!
Submitted by MrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-08 21:09:40 EST (#)
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Sounds terrible. Do dueling banjos next.