Things I never knew I coudln't live without until eBay showed me the way (1315 hits)
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Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-12-09 11:50:10 EST
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-03-10 18:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The sherrif bit was the best. And terrorists.
Hell it was all good!
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-03-07 12:52:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Winners
I couldn't decide between these two so they tie for 2nd.
polyamorousaj for
http://www.ubersite.com/m/34719
and
TheCaes for
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59499
2nd placers get +2's to any 5 posts or something along those lines if you can think of something
better.
And 1st goes to AwesomeJohnson for this awesome post:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53883
1st may name their price within reason (No, I will not send you money. I need it for booze.)
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-15 16:50:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd buy that connery head.
Submitted by degree451 (user info) at 2005-01-28 22:53:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very funny, and very similar to www.disturbingauctions.com (very funny link). Even more funny is the fact that you actually bought this stuff.
Submitted by wasabi (user info) at 2004-12-17 00:47:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-12-10 15:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One of the best ever.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2004-12-10 15:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy jesus, i NEED that armadillo
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-12-10 14:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks...not sure where that came from. maybe billy graham told him.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-12-10 09:33:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
in an attempt to counter mr president's -1
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-12-10 09:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
in an attempt to counter mr president's -1
Submitted by MrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-10 03:39:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Merely (user info) at 2004-12-10 03:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome Johnson...you should have your OWN blog site!
::Bowing::
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-12-09 13:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
leg lamp = auto +2
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2004-12-09 13:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ebay it will be the end of us all... or at least my girlfriend
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-12-09 13:49:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ebay will take over the world as a government dictatorship in about 3 years.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-12-09 13:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
your dad is cool. enough said.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:19:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
My dad has the lamp from "A Christmas Story."
It came in a box that said "fragile" and my dad waited for all of the family to get home to open his "major award."
Now you know where I got my sense of humor.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-12-09 13:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
That is all.
-Davros
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-09 13:10:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:54:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"He's the sherriff. You'll address him as such. I believe he's earned the title."
Holy CRAP this is fuckin funny. Everyone in my office is wondering if I've lost it over here in my corner.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:46:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:42:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
People do indeed sell some real horseshit on EBAY...yet there almost always seems to be a buyer.
I myself, sold an autographed Shaq O'Neal ORLANDO Magic jersey...and a Ryne Sandberg autographed Cubbies' jersey on Ebay...but I won't buy anyone elses garbage from them.
Have more than enough garbage of my own already.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:33:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your comments about the "Sheriff" have me litterally crying here.
Oh good GOD, that's funny!
oh yeah, and the "terrorists" line . . . Your name suits you.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The best part of that Chief Wiggum line is the followup:
"What's that, floating mask? You...you want me to shoot everyone?"
<the crowd gasps as Wiggum reaches for his gun>
"Ha ha...I'm just screwing with you. It's...it's a miracle."
<the crowd sounds relieved>
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it's that "I'm just screwing with you." line that gets me everytime
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:27:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want that armadillo. Show those bastards that say they don't kick ass.cs
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:21:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Drum roll.......................
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Plus mothafuckin 2, mothafuckaaaaa!!!
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:19:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My dad has the lamp from "A Christmas Story."
It came in a box that said "fragile" and my dad waited for all of the family to get home to open his "major award."
Now you know where I got my sense of humor.
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome post.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rhi (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The armadillo one got me too. And "I'll tell you who. Terrorists."
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I knew there was someone out there who'd spot that...
"What's that talking head? You want me to start shooting people?"
Chief Wiggum references rule.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Snobby Interior Decorator Girl: Your curtains don't match the futon, and that Animal House poster is terrib...holy shit, is that an armadillo with a top hat and a gun?
Me: He's the sheriff. You'll address him as such. I believe he's earned the title."
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you had me with that one.
And this one was just the icing on the cake:
"What's that talking head? You want me to start shooting people?"
Chief Wiggum references rule.
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
classic
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=790&item=3858002162&rd=1
there's your leg lamp. make sure you pay enough and get the full sized ones. the smaller ones' proceeds go to 'big tobacco' brainwashing research.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-09 11:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like to look for military surplus vehicles on ebay. They have some crazy stuff for sale too.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-12-09 11:58:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap... heading to eBay. Right. Now.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-09 11:57:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Must have leg lamp
seroiusly
give me the link
Im gonna buy that shit
GIVE ME THE LINK NOW!!!!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-09 11:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I just... Yep, I just crapped my pants.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2004-12-09 11:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I love eBay. I know I need something from there....
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-09 11:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thats some good ebay shit. under which category do you find this golden shit?