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Brand New Drug On The Market! READ THIS!!! (1943 hits)

Category: Business & Financial

Rating: 1.47 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by LadyPlural (View user info) at 2004-12-09 11:53:19 EST




cristal its not just for breakfast anymore.jpg (77 kB)

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-27 16:00:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed...

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-27 15:44:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-01-17 17:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

free +2!

Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-12-23 02:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shit, I meant that to be a 1, so here's a 2 to even it out.

Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2004-12-23 02:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I have tried that. I'm a Bud Light, whiskey, vodka kind of guy.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-19 21:17:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wouldn't know. I've never tried either. *My* crystal meth isn't a crystal. And it's the pharmaceutical type. And I'm prescribed it.




















Fuck.


Thanks for the +2s, spedmonkey.

Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2004-12-19 16:31:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Either of them are really all that good.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-12-19 16:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, I know. Oops, I seem to have +2'd it again!

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-18 12:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks, but it *really* isn't.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-12-17 22:50:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That right there is a quality post.

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-12-16 15:26:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-12-10 12:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's it.

That's what I am buying on my way home from work.

Submitted by jojojojoan (user info) at 2004-12-09 22:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey Lets Smoke A Tuuuuuuuube!

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2004-12-09 22:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Cement

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-09 21:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes. Yes I do. What can I say? I'm young, I'm good-looking, I'm firm-buttocked... And I had nothing better to do.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2004-12-09 21:47:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahahahahaha*snort*

You have too much time on your hands, princess.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-09 20:35:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, that's ok- what about Cristal Meth, huh? I'll bet that you like THAT.

Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-12-09 13:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I hate crystal meth.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-09 13:10:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Werd.

Submitted by melbie7 (user info) at 2004-12-09 13:10:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-09 11:55:24 (#)
Ranking: 1

I demand a free sample

Send it to 8600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC.

__________________________________

Forgot the room number...Room 257

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-12-09 13:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

holla! i'm havin' my bitches and ho's ova fo a partayyy and we gonna smoke some rock and take some hits uh dat new shit.


boo ya.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-09 13:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

tastes like happy

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Heeeyah YIP YIP YIP!!!

You can translate that to mean whatever you want.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:57:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck it. it's Thursday.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:57:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

pretty funny

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:39:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd rather stick with good, ol' fashioned cocaine, thanks.

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Good Lord! $1460 for 750mL of wine!

Roedere Cristal Rose Limited Champagne

http://sendliquor.com/id100052list32product.html

I'll keep brewing my own wine, thank you...

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Damnit!

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Forgot to rate

+2 for the effort

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:32:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:18:27 (#)
Ranking: -1

meh

======================================================================

No, no, no....its METH...you forgot the "t"

Has anyone else seen the Meth Drug comemrcial on TV? It was a few years ago, and had this dirty chic tweakin out and cleaning her house. It was funny, and the song was kinda catchy

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ???

I can't read the fucking label!

Submitted by someone (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:29:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't give you a positive rating because I was seriously disappointed, you got my hopes up!! But made me laugh, so zero??

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:26:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's Cristal. The cool people drink it, or so I've gathered from various songs and movies...

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:25:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, come on- it's Shit Post Thursday. And I finished with my finals. And that makes me happy, oh so happy...








SING WITH ME!

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:24:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Is that a certain brand of wine? I can't read the label...

Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

chemistry!

anfractuous insouciance, etc.


i also have an invisible cat.



Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

meh

Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The Classy drink for dirty hillbillies!




Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:08:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, honey, I didn't get drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world.

-- Homer Simpson
El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Jomer




Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-12-09 12:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ba-dum CHING!

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2004-12-09 11:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I demand a free sample

Send it to 8600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-09 11:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

AWWWWW Yeee-ah, boy-ee!

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2004-12-09 11:54:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Methamphetamine Free Base:
C6H6CH2CH(NHCH3)CH3

Hill Convention:
C10H15N

Molecular Weight 149.24 Percent Composition C 80.48% H 10.13% N 9.39% Melting Point 170-175 degrees C



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A steady stream of lustrous gold, cascading into a creamy mousse and a profusion of delicate bubbles. A very fine, very complex, constantly evolving bouquet. Opening notes of ripe, white-fleshed fruits and dried fruits give rise to a melody of white flowers, butter, brioche and toast. The attack is straightforward and smooth. On the palate, the wine has tremendous presence, creating a sensation of creaminess, flexibility and fullness. The texture is fine and silky; the taste rich, without the least trace of heaviness, overlaying indulgent flavours of ripe and dried fruits with a delicate vinosity. A long finish, sustained by tremendous aromatic persistence and a fine freshness. A wine of great purity, a perfect fusion of power and finesse.


=

All the hos wanting to get with your fine ass.

Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-12-09 11:54:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hehe


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