TOP TEN UBERUSERS determined by Captain Foamy (1386 hits)
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Submitted by Captain "BIg Balls" Foamy (View user info) at 2004-12-09 15:02:20 EST
This is a compilation of the sweetest mothers on this bitch that don't give a fuck and would step on Jesus's throat for a baseball card they already have!
1) Captain Foamy - cause we know this nigga doesn't give a fuck; he tops all the lists
2) Zakalwe - this mother fucker has a dick of pure steel and he fucks your moms teeth out
3) AwesomeJohnson - I don't know much about this pimp except that he took your moms butt cherry and made soup with it
4) Shitfuck - because I saw him kick the shit out of a Pope John Paul lunch box, it gave me a super boner
5) Koolmang - because he wipes his ass with your table cloth
6) Degreeless_Capibara - this mother fucker eats soup with his BARE HANDS!
7) Totally_Useless - This mug is such a pimp he used to have his friends moms come over and breast feed him
8) Domenad - cause he gets cooler every day and his abs glow in the dark
9) NoahsArk _ cause he slapped an almond joy out of George Bush's hand and then dared him to ask him to pick it up; obviously Bush declined
10) Al_Queda - because he hasn't worn pants in three years that didn't have an elastic band and his mega boner is always poppin
I'm sure I missed a couple sweet ass mothers from the Foamy Army of Pain but I am sorry
If your not on this list and your cool let me know
If you say your cool and your not I will burn your house down and the guy that lives to the left of you
Heres a modified list I made months ago of people who suck. I can't remember if they still suck because they mean nothing to my life but I find the list funny so here it is! I added notes to some to provide updates.
Tony Montana- For having a baby cock and no hair on his balls (his cock got smaller)
Maddox- cause his website is worse that Captain Foamy's
Triliad- because he's a hermie and he still collects pogs
AlwaysAnAngel- for having a sexually ambiguous name, and for being fat
Tak- For bad hygiene and for using generic toothpaste's
Dead_Ohio_sky-for copying Tak
Domenad- For being 38 and still living at home with his mom (he's cool now)
Lyric- For asking her friends to cut coupons for her and for giving sloppy head
Rixes- for being a nobody
Despiadado- For shaving his balls and talking about it
Merc- for voting for Reagen in the last election
Trout- for telling jokes he hears on Leno
Electro- for smoking cocks (this person might be cool now? I forget)
Volklcess- for not living up to his dads expectations
Hidden101- for eating cheese sandwiches without any cheese on them and for being a fruit cup
Beer-turtle- for paying his taxes on the first possible day every year and ragging on you for procrastinating
Herpes- for having herpes and butt gingivitis
Mickginny- because he stares at you when a movie is on
Speeddiamon- because he's gay and he doesn't let you forget it,EVER!
Blitzen- naming yourself after a reindeer, real hetero buddy, smart move
Loki- For being a dyke but only with ugly chicks
Hitler- for killing my grandpap
Razor- for stealing my uberpost idea, unoriginal prick
Bart Clitphone- For being big brother, and thinking he's the shit
Anyone involved in uber-madness- this speaks for its self, you're all lame (this still applies)
http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
yep you guessed it the best site on earth
User Reviews
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2006-05-12 01:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, I just found this... I've got a little newsflash, pal. I'm not a dude. So I can be as fruity as I want and you'll just smile and say "girls will be girls."
I think it's funny how everyone assumes that if your name doesn't have "Chica", "Princess", or "Kitten" in it, you're a guy. I also don't use the term "LOL" very often... very ungirly of me, I know.
Anyhoo, in conclusion, Blitzen = GIRL
Thank you for your time.
Submitted by Adona (user info) at 2004-12-28 19:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Maddox- cause his website is worse that Captain Foamy's"
No.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-12-28 19:46:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Foamy has testicles the size of dodgeballs. That's why he wears parachute pants.
Submitted by SANGER_A2 (user info) at 2004-12-28 19:32:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I gotta give you a -1 cos you dissed "The Maddox". Sorry, but that's the way it goes! He da man! Anyone who's not seen it goto http://maddox.xmission.com and prepare to piss yourself with laughter. Especially checkout the movie reviews of the excellent "Big Trouble In Little China" and the funny as fuck "Lord Of The Rings" review. Peace out y'all.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-12-28 19:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How did I miss this?!
Oh, that's right. Because you suck.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-12-28 19:19:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
6) Degreeless_Capibara - this mother fucker eats soup with his BARE HANDS!
Funny for so many reasons
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-12-28 19:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Somehow this makes me chuckle.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-12 14:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Half the people on your list aren't even active anymore.
Submitted by Shiznat (user info) at 2004-12-12 14:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quality!
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2004-12-10 19:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO
Submitted by Fuckface_Jones (user info) at 2004-12-09 19:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:20:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
My mom is dead, you sicko
and...she just got sodomized with Dimebag Darrell's vibrato bar while he ripped through a ridiculous cover of the theme to Killer Clowns from Outer Space.
killer klowowowowns
etc.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-12-09 19:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
KoolMang is history. Maybe you missed his dignified exit from the site.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-09 17:31:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-12-09 17:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
finally, i'm on a non-government list.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-12-09 17:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i feel like i'm chasing the guy from lucky charms
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-09 17:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oops, meant +2.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2004-12-09 17:05:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Poop
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-09 17:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Electro is one of the biggest wankstains of them all. I would also nominate bargled and spiral abraxis to the list because they kick that much ass.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2004-12-09 17:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed so hard my stomach hurt at the "took your mom's butt cherry and made a soup with it."
Oh. my. god. Fucking classic.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2004-12-09 17:03:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Top Ten ratings for Capatin Foamy as decided by Jay Peg!
10. -2
9. -2
8. -2
7. -2
6. -2
5. -2
4. -2
3. -2
2. -2
And the Number one rating for Captain Foamy as decided by Jay Peg:
-2DIE!
Yeaaaaaay!!!!!!1!1!111!!
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-09 17:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-12-09 16:22:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
I clicked on this by accident and then I didn't bother reading it once I saw what it was. I thought you were banned.
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1) Your website sucks balls.
2) You suck balls.
3) Hidden101 kicks ass.
4) You should be banned because your posts suck such enourmous ass.
5) -2DIE!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2004-12-09 16:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:24:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
PUT ME ON YOUR LIST FOAMBALLS!
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BUAHAHAHAHA,,,WTH, everything that come out of your mouth
makes me laugh! You're such an ass!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-09 16:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was funny actually.
I read parts of your website. Pretty retarded, but amusing.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-12-09 16:32:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
how does it feel, bitch, when you continually check your hit counter on that shit ass website and realize that no one is going there? you are not funny, you talentless, acne scarred piece of shit.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2004-12-09 16:26:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2...why?
the homestarrunner reference (glow in the dark abs). nice touch. the rest sucks ass. (not in the good way, either)
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-12-09 16:25:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my god, you're so right. I repent. I will change my name to "SuGaRnSpIcEnEvErYtHiNgNiCe" and only produce posts so fucking saccharine that no one can, like, stand them.
....except for the fact that everyone here with more than, say, four operational brain cells figures out in pretty short order that I'm female.
I may be fat, but at least I'm not retarded.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-12-09 16:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I clicked on this by accident and then I didn't bother reading it once I saw what it was. I thought you were banned.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-12-09 16:15:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I must have given you a -2 once before.
At least I hope I have.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2004-12-09 16:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Most heated
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:55:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
bah!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53906
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:52:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:45:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
I found subliminal content in this friut cups post
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:42:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuckin dick-obsessed unfunny homo retard.
now if I isolate whats in quotes:
Subm"i"tted by "Jack_McCallum" (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:42:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Fuck"in "dick" -obsessed unfunny homo retard.
I Jack McCallum fuck dick
Got him- super fag
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PWNED
Submitted by DamienX (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:49:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:42:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuckin dick-obsessed unfunny homo retard.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:45:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I found subliminal content in this friut cups post
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:42:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuckin dick-obsessed unfunny homo retard.
now if I isolate whats in quotes:
Subm"i"tted by "Jack_McCallum" (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:42:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Fuck"in "dick" -obsessed unfunny homo retard.
I Jack McCallum fuck dick
Got him- super fag
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuckin dick-obsessed unfunny homo retard.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you fuck-bags go to the site or do you just pan it because its a geocities?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:37:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
geocities...
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:31:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:31:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
you get a -1 even though this deserves a -2.
i don't want the -2 to make you think i'm doing it to get on some stupid list.
stupid lists eat smegma.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright Congo I except your reasoning your back in my graces
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Half of those people are probably the same person
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No this list isn't a democracy, you can't cry your way on. You have to earn it.
PS. is bart still running this show, if this makes it on the Heated make him keep it up cause this is a legitimate post. He takes my shit off the Heated generally, and when I sign it it doesn't count, the Foamy name carries no weight when it comes to rating posts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My dad's been dead for 9 years...and he's STILL wittier and more clever than you are, Foamy, you swashbuckling cocksmuggler.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:25:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
I didn't really think about it that much. I just wanted him to burn his own house down, and then, in a sudden moment of realization, look up into the sky, clutch his fists together, and scream "Connnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn go."
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PUT ME ON YOUR LIST FOAMBALLS!
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd like to be added to the people who suck list, if at all possible. Mainly because that's what I'm best at.
Thanks asshat, much obliged!
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is a good thing, right?
3) AwesomeJohnson - I don't know much about this pimp except that he took your moms butt cherry and made soup with it
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh shut up, if you take it literally your fucking dumb and aren't allowed to look at my posts. Fuck off. Your the suckiest yet, you don't get it
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Congo that would be clever if you werent implying that your not cool and when Foamy says your not cool it means to smoke cock cigarettes
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My mom is dead, you sicko.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My cock says geocities domain and your mom is on that. Is she not a good mom?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:19:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what about the great Donitsu
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
>>>
If your not on this list and your cool let me know
If you say your cool and your not I will burn your house down and the guy that lives to the left of you
>>>
I am not on this list, and I am cool.
Also, I live immediately to the right of you.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:18:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy - you suck because you share underwear with your dad and you wake up early to watch Regis and Kelly
feel the pain of the list
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know a site is quality if it's on a geocities domain.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to admit, domenad is one cool fuck.
Despite that time he tried to anally rape me when I was sleeping I still dig him.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Usually, I want to be on EVERY list, no matter how gay.
But in this case, I'll make an exception and be thankful that this un-funny, ignorant dipshit somehow missed me.
The name "Captain Foamy" is pretty cool but it's all downhill after that for this shitforbrains.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Mickginny- because he stares at you when a movie is on"
Grandma?... is that you?
your list sucks but there are some funny observations/ comments.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:14:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
WhatTheHell, I have to scan that shit first. It's an actual photograph taken with what we here in the US used to call a "camera" and printed out on "paper." Keep your panties on, I'll get to it.
I have one of me hitting a bong by a cop car too, if you want to see that one.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:13:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok then we will combine your 2 votes into one monster vote and put Bickerstaff on the list.
Bickerstaff - honorable mention for punching retarded midgets and eating half their ice cream
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:12:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like how domenad made both lists.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey faggot, put me on your shitty list.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am Al Queda as well.
Thank you thank you thank you. Goodnight.
And it's true, I really did fuck the Pope's shit up AND I fucked his wife.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:10:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Didn't mention me, but that's cool, I don't need confirmation in the fact that I would kill an army of zebras for a chance to play major league baseball.
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:10:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WhattheHell you would be on their because you negative 2 the fuck out of me but that list is old. I just added it because it seemed relevant. and to the other douche monger the site is the finest on Earth and your dad is constantly surfing. And by it I mean my fat monster hog but the site too.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:09:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:08:50 (#)
Ranking: 1
"Butt gingivitis" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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HEY JEANNEEE ??
Where's my cannon/cone/straddling/sucking picture ?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ??
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:08:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Butt gingivitis" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Bickerstaff (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reading Foamy is like swallowing a grenade dipped in LSD.
Seriously, I wanna grow up to be Foamy.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:07:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HEY CUMQUAT....
You forgot me..... I suck too ya know?
Asshole.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow does your website suck ass
Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-12-09 15:02:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a masterpeice