Gotta love being a senior in high school -OR- Why I hate my English teacher (1047 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.12 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Talon <ieatpoop10.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-12-09 20:02:55 EST
I am currently a senior in high school. I have been browsing ubersite on and off for the last few months and I must say I thoroughly enjoy wasting hours reading here. I love the stories and even some of the politics. So instead of making up stories I'll begin to share some of the true ones of my senior year and what not. I dont know that any of the uber-users will enjoy anything I write but I enjoy venting.
I am thoroughly convinced that my English teacher is the anti-Christ. She has a particular distaste for me (probably because I am a smartass in her class, but with good reason). Anyways, I digress from my point. About two weeks ago I had what most people call a cold/cough but to her it was smoker's cough. I got up from my seat seeing as she would not let me get a drink of water I got up to spit a large amount of mucus that I had just coughed up. I was trying to be polite I brought the trash can to my face before I spit it out (for me thats polite). As I proceed to spit she makes what I can only describe as the ugliest face I have ever seen. I turn around to head back to my seat and she announces as if to the whole class, "It's that smoker's cough!" Upon hearing this, needless to say I was less than happy, I replied in the most polite way I possibly could, "What did you just say?" She immediately went on the defensive saying, "I just meant that it was gross." Then the gloves were off that is the most disrespected I have ever felt when conversing with an adult, and to then hear them lie about it to my face. "I do not smoke and who are you to say that!" I said. Feeling attacked she decides that this arguement is over telling me, "go sit down and do your work!" "No you don't get to say things like that to me. You dont get to disrespect me like that!" Then I was off to the office for "making a scene" Bah!
So in closing this is the closest thing I could find to capturing the essence of my English teacher except lighten the skin a few shades and add about 80 pounds in all the wrong places about 30 or so just in the womans chin. Anyways without further ado:
User Reviews
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-12-10 08:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Be more entertaining.
Submitted by Scarlett13 (user info) at 2004-12-10 08:26:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So young....
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-12-10 08:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
^Bump.
Submitted by Talon (user info) at 2004-12-10 00:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That very reason is why I was hesitant to do +2 myself in the first place. Until now I was unclear on how that worked but I am now glad that it has been cleared up.
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2004-12-09 23:55:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-12-09 23:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, you slore.
NEVER, EVER, EVEEEEEER +2 yourself.
Why? Two reasons.
1. Your ratings don't count and it makes you look like a douche.
2. It makes you look like a douche and the rating doesn't count.
Also, I've used the "OR" thing once or twice and so have many others. I mean, Dr. Strangelove (OR: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb) is a great title. This, however, is not.
Submitted by Talon (user info) at 2004-12-09 23:37:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
romance was as good a category as any, but yea the -OR- title thing its kind of lame. Its what sounded best at the time.
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2004-12-09 23:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1 for not smoking.
Submitted by DisneylandBurnedDown (user info) at 2004-12-09 22:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't figure out why you posted this under romance.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-12-09 22:33:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
die
Submitted by acidreflux (user info) at 2004-12-09 22:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"-OR-" title = automatic -2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-12-09 22:13:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2004-12-09 21:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
love that tooth!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2004-12-09 20:51:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no offense, but i couldn't take it anymore. i start my stand with you. again. no offense.
Submitted by Talon (user info) at 2004-12-09 20:49:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That was good. You really got me with that one.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2004-12-09 20:45:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just kill me -or- why i'm sick of dumbass titles
Submitted by Talon (user info) at 2004-12-09 20:44:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where is Shlongy? I want want a -2 and degrading insult.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2004-12-09 20:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, those good old days.
Nevermind. I guess I'm not qualified to say that since I'm only 18.
Darn.
Submitted by Talon (user info) at 2004-12-09 20:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know I deserved what I got as far as punishment goes. Oh well its a story though right
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-12-09 20:24:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can't slip anything by that Mr. President. Either way, what're you pissed about? You WERE causing a scene. Granted, she can go fuck herself, but you should've stopped while you were ahead. Not to mention, if you're a 'smartass' in her class all the time, what makes you think that you aren't disrespecting her?
Stop your whining, you got what was coming.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2004-12-09 20:12:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
good job.
Submitted by Talon (user info) at 2004-12-09 20:08:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know I stole it off of one of the Goatse posts, but my teacher does resemble her in a frightening way.
Submitted by MrPresident (user info) at 2004-12-09 20:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck. That is the bitch who manages the .cx domain registrar. She shut down http://goatse.cx
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-12-09 20:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think you did the right thing by telling her to fuck off. I hate when people make knee-jerk assumptions.