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Top 55 super fags on Ubersite (YOU'RE ON THIS LIST) and 2 cool people (1186 hits)

Category: Quotes & Stories -> Poetry

Rating: -0.71 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Yard Mouth (View user info) at 2004-12-09 21:41:00 EST

Hey Razor can I pee in your butt bro, sure Beer Bong I mean we are both Super Gay (uber gay laughs). Hey Bargled are you finished with that thick piece of dude meat I want to suck that hard. Is that you Blitzkrieg_Bob? Yes Bargled. Well Your gonna have to wait Method and MickGinny already call nexties on that sweet luscious dude cock but I got some more Fresh fag bum coming over in a bit can you wait. NO!!!!! I'm just kidding I'll go eat a couple banana's and finger my pee-hole till they get here.

Tigre doors for you. Is it a hot chick? Hahahhahahahha! No, it's a steamy buff dude for us all to fuck hard. Tigre likes what Tigre likes. And Tigre likes fucking DUDES. If you like fucking Dudes raise your hand, (The following people put their hands up) Razor, Beer Bong, Bargled, Genko, Method, (Blitzkrieg is to busy fucking a dude to raise his hand), TonyMontana, Jack McCallum, Shlongey, WhaTheHell, Mystiamoon (who is actually a hermie fucks both dudes and dudes), RyuFu, Bart, Loki, and TonyMontana raises his other hand to emphasize his enthusiasm to fuck men.

(Snark says) AlwaysAnEagle your almost a chick do you want us to call a hetero on the phone to come fuck you. No, my pussy is too big for that. I can only get off if I fuck banasters legs or lay my vadge in a bowling gutter and let bowlers hit my stink pocket. Ok, well wow, that made me want a penis in my butt. Damien X are you fucking tonight or are you just gonna sit their and jerk off. PERFECT STRANGERS IS ON, COOL IT! Balki is Prime. Fine then, Jgreening lets rub our penises on each other's face and backs. Okey Dokey.

Hey guys who is still coming over? Ah, Saxon, MyNameIsTim, Herpies, Sideburns, Hidden101, and a few others. Wow! Those now those guys have an appetite for homosexuality. WE ARE ALL GONNA FUCK SO HARD IN THE BUTTS. TICKLE FIGHT!!!!!

And this is the story of the gayest day in all of the universe

Following People are cool Bickerstaff and Jeanneee. They bashed most of these fags later in the week with pipes, HARD!

User Reviews

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-10 18:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

'and TonyMontana raises his other hand to emphasize his enthusiasm to fuck men. '

I have to admit, that was funny.

Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-12-10 18:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

There's a lot fewer people there than you claim. Also, you left out Kai and Echo_Boxing.

Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2004-12-10 18:22:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

dumbass.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-12-10 18:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I am just not special.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-12-10 17:46:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

HEY! Why am I not in this post!? I am a flaming faggot too!

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2004-12-10 17:39:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

*Sniff* I feel so honored. I get to pee in Razor's butt. *Sniff*

Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2004-12-10 16:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I laughed out loud on this one

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-10 11:47:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-12-10 11:21:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-12-10 10:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i think you're funny

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-12-10 09:02:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I am not on the list. Asshole.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2004-12-10 08:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

*raises hand* I like to fuck dudes too!

In the pooper.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-12-10 05:36:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You forgot meeee!!

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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-12-10 05:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hahahaha.

0 for originality

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2004-12-10 05:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2004-12-09 23:29:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

-1 for lying to me, i wasn't on this list -1 for forgeting a ton of people on this list.

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nor was I

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-12-10 05:25:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You missed the T in your name and hit Y instead.

Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2004-12-10 04:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I couldn't even read that illiterate babble.

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2004-12-10 01:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

wow i made a list do i do a happy happy joy joy dance now?

Submitted by Fuckface_Jones (user info) at 2004-12-10 00:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

the point of this post, moron, is to disprove the heliocentric model of the universe.

AND IT FUCKING WORKED!

Submitted by bdakotac (user info) at 2004-12-09 23:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I do not know exactly what the point of this posting is, but it is so demented that is made me laugh (no pun intended) hard.

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2004-12-09 23:39:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

meh

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-12-09 23:34:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2004-12-09 23:29:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-1 for lying to me, i wasn't on this list -1 for forgeting a ton of people on this list.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-09 23:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"-2s Brothers" and "Kill Bill Volume -2"

Submitted by Fuckface_Jones (user info) at 2004-12-09 23:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

and if anyone can name 2 movies that last line appeared in then you get 50% off your next anal raking

Submitted by Fuckface_Jones (user info) at 2004-12-09 23:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hold off judgement on a thing like that until all the facts are in

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-12-09 22:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

All you people are gay! And I'm not because I wasn't listed!

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-09 22:48:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You're short 40 people.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-09 22:48:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes Tigre, this constitutes as a hatepost.

If AJ counts someone calling him a tool in a post as a hate post, then this definitely is a hate post.

Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2004-12-09 22:44:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

A brilliant read but I really doubt there were 55 names in there...

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-12-09 22:42:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W
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I'll never get my own REAL hatepost..

wait..was this a hatepost..? ..or..?

Submitted by PrettyBondage (user info) at 2004-12-09 22:38:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i think you forgot a lot of people

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-12-09 22:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

'WE ARE ALL GONNA FUCK SO HARD IN THE BUTTS. TICKLE FIGHT!!!!!'

--From 'Yard's Guide to Raising Happy Children That Don't Rape' P.12 Sec ii 2 (E)

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-12-09 22:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I must have called you a fucko.

I stand corrected?

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-12-09 22:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I have finally made it!

Submitted by Fuckface_Jones (user info) at 2004-12-09 22:30:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

everyone wants on the list
blah blah blah
you fucking sheep-people

Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2004-12-09 22:12:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Im not on it

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2004-12-09 22:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

DAMN IT!

I'm NEVER included!

Submitted by Fuckface_Jones (user info) at 2004-12-09 22:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

pringles in the couch
pringles in the couch
pringles in the fucking couch

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-12-09 22:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Neither myself nor AJ?

Bah!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-12-09 21:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-12-09 21:58:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm not on it?

Submitted by Captain_Foamy (user info) at 2004-12-09 21:57:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy

i got nothing.

Submitted by chameleon (user info) at 2004-12-09 21:52:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Retarded

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2004-12-09 21:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I am not on this list.

False advertising blows.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-12-09 21:43:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W